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Jabba The Hutlike trophy hunter eaten alive by brother of lion he shot for an Instagram post

There was enough nutrition for all of the lions friends too

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by Anonymousreply 65January 29, 2023 7:40 AM

He looks so much like Donald Trump it’s uncanny.

by Anonymousreply 1January 27, 2023 11:20 PM

Cats will eventually rule the world. They're only letting us live as a food supply.

by Anonymousreply 2January 27, 2023 11:22 PM

I hope the lions were on statins.

by Anonymousreply 3January 27, 2023 11:22 PM

Couldn't he just outrun the lion?

by Anonymousreply 4January 27, 2023 11:22 PM

All very fat people sorta look alike.


by Anonymousreply 5January 27, 2023 11:22 PM

Is that Dump? He's really slimmed down hasn't he.

by Anonymousreply 6January 27, 2023 11:23 PM

This story is delicious, pun intended!

by Anonymousreply 7January 27, 2023 11:23 PM

Good for the lions.

by Anonymousreply 8January 27, 2023 11:24 PM

HAHA, fatass

by Anonymousreply 9January 27, 2023 11:29 PM

Team Lion

by Anonymousreply 10January 27, 2023 11:29 PM

Brother Kitty held a grudge...the world wins.

by Anonymousreply 11January 27, 2023 11:30 PM
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by Anonymousreply 12January 27, 2023 11:33 PM

We can be happy now, but when these kitties eventually get opposable thumbs, we all fucked.

R2 is right.

by Anonymousreply 13January 27, 2023 11:33 PM

Well at least Mr. Lion will sleep well tonight.

(I assume lions are like us after a big meal.)

by Anonymousreply 14January 27, 2023 11:35 PM

This is a great story - the only thing that would've made it better is if the lion had killed the entire family

by Anonymousreply 15January 27, 2023 11:36 PM

Any legitimate news sources confirming this? Smells fake, such as not naming the hunter.

by Anonymousreply 16January 27, 2023 11:39 PM


I love stories like this. Big game hunters should all be literally fed to lions. Round them up and charge admission. More fun than guillotines for sure.

by Anonymousreply 17January 27, 2023 11:40 PM

Next on the lion’s hit list: Junior Mint and Eric.

by Anonymousreply 18January 27, 2023 11:42 PM

I was just thinking of them R18! Great minds.

by Anonymousreply 19January 27, 2023 11:43 PM

Supersize it!

by Anonymousreply 20January 27, 2023 11:48 PM

He may have paid the local tribe to hunt it. His wife definitely paid off that lion's brother. She's finally free.

by Anonymousreply 21January 27, 2023 11:51 PM

How could that lump have chased after anything let alone a lion?

by Anonymousreply 22January 28, 2023 12:26 AM

Did he take a freighter to Africa?

by Anonymousreply 23January 28, 2023 12:28 AM

Did the lion post a pic of Fatty's bloody remains on his Insta?

by Anonymousreply 24January 28, 2023 12:32 AM

I'd love to see a video of the lions' feast. I'd pop a bottle of champagne while watching.

by Anonymousreply 25January 28, 2023 12:33 AM

Why didn't he just hide..... Somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 26January 28, 2023 12:45 AM

There’s video of the incident in the linked article R25. Fatso was live streaming.

by Anonymousreply 27January 28, 2023 1:02 AM

I’m confused. The man in the video isn’t fat. If that is real, I am totally freaked that I just saw and heard that.

by Anonymousreply 28January 28, 2023 1:39 AM

Also, how were they eaten alive if they lion left so quickly? And no mention of the woman? What was that honking sound before she saw it?

by Anonymousreply 29January 28, 2023 1:40 AM

It's fine, the lion is on keto so he can have the extra fat.

by Anonymousreply 30January 28, 2023 1:51 AM

Geez, you can see a lion charge and hear the woman scream.

by Anonymousreply 31January 28, 2023 2:06 AM

[quote]Others doubted the veracity of the story, so we will keep you posted if the report turns out to be false.


by Anonymousreply 32January 28, 2023 2:10 AM

You hear her scream but you also hear gunshots. Then the lion meanders back into the frame a minute later. Did that couple get away?

by Anonymousreply 33January 28, 2023 2:16 AM

[quote]The article featured an image of a Savannah Lion killed in the Kalahari Desert, South Africa over a decade ago, with a message falsely claiming that the photo was taken recently in South Africa.


[quote]The creators of the misleading video in question had manipulated a photograph of a lion that was hunted in 2013, superimposing it on a generic landscape resembling South Africa. They then staged a scenario in which a lion was depicted as taking revenge on two trophy hunters. The originators of this video remain unidentified, however, it is believed to have been produced as part of an anti-hunting advocacy campaign.

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by Anonymousreply 34January 28, 2023 2:17 AM

original source for the image of the lion.

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by Anonymousreply 35January 28, 2023 2:18 AM

The video is completely fake. The dead lion is fake. The acting is fake, and the charging lion is clearly video layered on top of video. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 36January 28, 2023 2:18 AM

I didn't know there was a video R31 so went and looked.

I've seen that video before long ago. It's fake. (see link below) It's not to do with the great big fat person in the OP's link. Or is it? Is the story about the great big fat person in the pic or is it about the video?

To be frank - that whole story is fucking lazy and tacky in its execution. It's reporting on tweets as actual content. Not even any analysis or anything. Just pasting the contents of tweets. Not even bothered to confirm any of it. And in The Esquire too! I guess nobody reads that anymore right?

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by Anonymousreply 37January 28, 2023 2:18 AM

[quote]On 7 June 2016, YouTube user Jayden Tanner published a video purportedly showing "leaked" footage of a trophy hunter being attacked by a lion while posing for a photograph with another lion she had allegedly killed:

[quote]The video was accompanied by the hashtag #stoptrophyhunting, and was shared with a message claiming that the video was taken in South Africa


[quote]This video does not show a real incident. In addition to some problems with the optics — the lion makes its way from the horizon to the camera at an alarmingly fast (and quiet) rate — this footage used an image of a lion that was killed in 2013, not 2016 as claimed in the YouTube messag

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by Anonymousreply 38January 28, 2023 2:20 AM

Nice work DL Hot Detective Squad @ R34 and 35. You posted that while I was writing mine.

Connecting the two. The Esquire journalist has stolen a headline from one article and pasted the contents of various tweets as the story. Not bothering to even use Google.

I mean... that's pretty bad. That's a very low standard. I just thought The Esquire was quite classy and well-done.

Anyway - anyone who hunts animals like this is sub-human. The same level as paedophiles. Unacceptable thing to do on any level, for any reason.

by Anonymousreply 39January 28, 2023 2:39 AM

I hope someone gave the kitty some Lipitor.

by Anonymousreply 40January 28, 2023 2:46 AM

Everyone knows it’s the lioness who hunts and kills. The male Lion just sits around and watches until it’s time to eat. That’s how I knew it was fake. Although I wanted it to be true!

by Anonymousreply 41January 28, 2023 3:10 AM

Forget about a bitch ...

Karma is a Brother !

by Anonymousreply 42January 28, 2023 6:12 AM

He could have just sat on him and killed him.

by Anonymousreply 43January 28, 2023 8:28 AM

Whether the story's true or not that pic looks legit but let's be clear...

That man is NOT A HUNTER. FFS, that man needs a rascal scooter just to go to the mailbox.

Yet they expect me to believe he didn't just hire a "guide" who tranquilized the animal so they're a slow groggy target and then drives the man to a nearby area where he can sit at a podium with a scoped rifle and merely pull the trigger..

That's what these shithats call hunting.

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by Anonymousreply 44January 28, 2023 10:43 AM

Somebody needs to get that pride of lions a truckload of Crestor, STAT!

by Anonymousreply 45January 28, 2023 10:47 AM

If it was real, the poor lion would have the runs from eating so much lard

by Anonymousreply 46January 28, 2023 11:15 AM

So, if the story isn't true, is the guy in the photo still a prey-for-pay Safari hunter? There have been so many good jokes in this thread, and it seems a shame to waste them.

by Anonymousreply 47January 28, 2023 7:25 PM

It is a damn shame, R47. I had a joke all ready about the lion pride finally being able to use the Tupperware they got for Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 48January 28, 2023 7:28 PM

I'm so bummed out it isn't true. Hopefully that fat cunt will get eaten, though.

by Anonymousreply 49January 29, 2023 2:47 AM

Scar would never.

by Anonymousreply 50January 29, 2023 3:42 AM

Sam Smith 30 years from now will look just like the guy in the OP pic.

by Anonymousreply 51January 29, 2023 3:47 AM

30 years?

I'm thinking a lot shorter time period than that R51.

by Anonymousreply 52January 29, 2023 3:49 AM

I told you I was hardroar.

by Anonymousreply 53January 29, 2023 3:50 AM

I'm sure you have a recipe for lion meat R53. I'm only surprised you haven't posted it yet.

by Anonymousreply 54January 29, 2023 4:04 AM

[quote] Jabba The Hutlike trophy hunter

Yet ANOTHER Janet Jackson thread?

by Anonymousreply 55January 29, 2023 4:08 AM

That's what I thought too initially R55!

by Anonymousreply 56January 29, 2023 4:13 AM

[quote] Everyone knows it’s the lioness who hunts and kills. The male Lion just sits around and watches until it’s time to eat.

Complete nonsense, of course.

by Anonymousreply 57January 29, 2023 4:16 AM

[quote] I'm sure you have a recipe for lion meat [R53]. I'm only surprised you haven't posted it yet.

You’re right. I’ll go check my Ree Drummond file.

by Anonymousreply 58January 29, 2023 4:17 AM

[Quote]Everyone knows it’s the lioness who hunts and kills. The male Lion just sits around and watches until it’s time to eat. That’s how I knew it was fake. Although I wanted it to be true!

Perhaps but the role of the male lion is to protect the pride, which is apparently what they were doing in this case.

by Anonymousreply 59January 29, 2023 4:19 AM

In which case R59?

by Anonymousreply 60January 29, 2023 4:25 AM

The fake case that has been proven not to happen

by Anonymousreply 61January 29, 2023 4:32 AM

[quote] I just thought The Esquire was quite classy and well-done.

Esquire 𝑀𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒 𝐸𝑎𝑠𝑡. I don't even know if this is an actual subsidiary of Esquire or just some Middle Eastern conmen.

The story had almost every possible red flag. Says a lot about the people who took the bait.

by Anonymousreply 62January 29, 2023 4:43 AM

Yes indeed R62.

The gross fatty that looked like Dump was a nice touch though.

by Anonymousreply 63January 29, 2023 6:29 AM

These safari hunters probably have several other men with rifles at the ready, so if the hunter who is paying all the money shoots and misses when the lion is charging at them, the other men will kill the lion before he has a chance to reach them.

by Anonymousreply 64January 29, 2023 7:28 AM

Please let this headline be real! Please let this headline be real!

by Anonymousreply 65January 29, 2023 7:40 AM
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