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What was on his iPeed?

LONDON -- A pop-up urinal crushed a man to death in London’s theater district Friday, police said.

Firefighters used a winch to free the man after he became trapped under a hydraulic urinal at Cambridge Circus, a busy intersection in the city’s West End.

The Metropolitan Police force said the man “is thought to have sustained crush injuries while working on a telescopic urinal.” The force said that “despite the efforts of emergency services,” he was pronounced dead at the scene.

His identity was not released.

The retractable urinals are dotted throughout London’s entertainment districts, stored below ground during the day and raised at night.

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by Anonymousreply 13January 28, 2023 6:09 AM

A weird freaky way to go.

by Anonymousreply 1January 27, 2023 7:41 PM

A weird freaky way to go.

by Anonymousreply 2January 27, 2023 7:42 PM

I can imagine the funeral going something like this.

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by Anonymousreply 3January 27, 2023 7:45 PM

OP wins the internet today.

by Anonymousreply 4January 27, 2023 7:48 PM

If he would have peed on me, he would have lived!

by Anonymousreply 5January 27, 2023 7:48 PM

Pulverized in a Pissoir, what a terrible way to go.

by Anonymousreply 6January 27, 2023 7:49 PM

Yeah, I will pee on the curb between cars like a civilized human being tyvm rather than a can crushing portapotty

by Anonymousreply 7January 27, 2023 7:53 PM

A telescopic urinal? Is it designed for tinymeat?

by Anonymousreply 8January 27, 2023 7:55 PM

He clearly was pissed. There wasn’t even a glory hole to escape through.

by Anonymousreply 9January 27, 2023 7:58 PM

They look so safe! What could go wrong?

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by Anonymousreply 10January 27, 2023 8:03 PM


by Anonymousreply 11January 27, 2023 8:06 PM

Incidents like that make one question one's existence.

It just makes you want to say - eh, piss on it!

by Anonymousreply 12January 27, 2023 8:07 PM

Pee on me!

by Anonymousreply 13January 28, 2023 6:09 AM
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