Gay Dating in Ireland: Two Lads from Cork

I can normally understand an Irish accent, but I can't make out hardly anything either of these guys is saying.

I've never heard of "gay legs" before.

Do gay people really walk faster than straight people?

r2 look up Ireland's history with gay men, particularly that nationalist groups.

r2 or say, rightfully, collectively more (historically) supported northern ireland staying northern.

The blondish one is a total jackass.

I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked that he is single.

Genuine question, OP: what do you find nightmarish?

OP, creepy? The receptionist guy was hot…and friendly. Did you not see that smile and the sparkle in those eyes?

I’m lonely.🥺

[quote]And what's with the creepy guy at the reception desk?

The guy in the UK version of this has become a big celeb in England that's what he's probably aiming for, hence his totally inappropriately big "look at me" performance.

[quote]OP, creepy? The receptionist guy was hot

I admire a man in a very tight suit.

You guys are harsh! I thought they were very sweet. Very young! 21 and 24, wow.

Gay legs is a thing but I've never heard it called that. My friends call it the gay walk, and it's about speed, not swish.

I love Irish accents. These guys are both adorable. I had no problem understanding them and I'm American.

Why aren't we talking about the hot daddy bartender with the porn stache?

Got three minutes into it, awful.

Ashamed to be gay and Irish.

The reception guy isn't Irish, "don't mizz da door." He sounds vaguely Spanish or Italian.

The blond guy is fine. Saw nothing about him that was "jackass"-ish. He's young.

In the UK version, the maître d' is French, so they've made an attempt to copy that.

Plus, both shows are populated with the worst type of person.

Yes, th maître d' is clearly meant to be Ireland's answer to Fred Sireix. So unimaginative of them. His name is Mateo and he's from Croatia.

*Sirieix, I mean

Years ago my friends used to tell me I walked too fast, and when I walked by myself I noticed I passed most people, except for the tallest with long strides. It was excellent exercise. Now I only walk fast when I'm headed to the fridge...

Dingleberries on both of them, I’ll bet you a pint of Guinness!

Cork accents are the equivalent of a thick southern drawl. People in Dublin make fun of them.

Walking fast to make sure the butt plug don't fall out when they stop.

I didn't watch it all but they seem normal enough and I saw and heard nothing nightmarish. I appreciate the Irish gift for gab, happily babbling on about nothing in a friendly way but with some sarcasm and wit.

And they both have pretty eyes, full of life and energy.

For you, R1.

R6, R8 The staff in the Aussie version are equally as creepy and intrusive and rude.

I bet these two bottoms found a top to fuck them later that night.

Yes R27, the maître d'.

The two at R27 are cute enough and NOT fat or even chubby. The one with the big nose doesn't seem stupid. And again, gorgeous eyes.

@r27, the kiss at the end was an obvious sign that they'd already had each others' weenies. The dark haired guy must have assumed the topular position. This was hella cute.

OP, kindly refrain from posting anything involving Cork accents. It's fingernails scratching a chalkboard. TIA.

Remind me never to drink with you Bitter Bettys in Dingle.

[quote] Dingleberries on both of them, I’ll bet you a pint of Guinness!

Agreed.

They both look filthy "down under."

We walk faster because WE JUST HAVEN'T THE TIME FOR THIS SHIT.

Take the Derry talk and slow it down by 200% and you get Cork.