Let’s Be A Britney Instagram Post

I'm this:

[quote]Howdy ho down … tipsy cattle balls !!! I have no idea what that means 🙈 … feeling kooky and silly but can’t act too kooky or silly like kids because they say “she’s CRAY CRAY” … either way I gotta move … so I did !!! Sharing because I matter and if every person I call TAKES 9 RINGS TO ANSWER you can be certain I might get someone’s attention … all that LOVE !!! GOOD GOD RIGHT BACK AT YA !!! I bet after I post this my security answers after 2 RINGS … I be alive coming on my horse !!!

I’m the surviving of incest. Im the cause of all this.

I'm the missed Seroquel doses.

I'm the last nerve of Lynne Spears . Britney has been getting on it since 2000.

How dare you ask how I'm doing! You know damn well I was locked in a cagey thingy or whatever for like 9 years. DO YOU ALL FEEL ME!?

I'm writhing and cupping my titties

I'm the rap-battle she think's she's part of.

thinks*

I'm the stds, meth fumes and lingering sense of desperation that brand of crazy that infects you every time you view one

I'm the meltdown, followed by the temporary account deletion.

Iam👹👋 !!!👋!!!👋!!!😊 💋 "❤️" the six year old mind 🤯 😱 (😱) in my 40 yr old body😭😥😢💩🤡🤡🤡💩💀☠️ya'll. Kisses💕💋💕💋💕💋 🤡 !

I'm the bare feet.

I'm the 12 bags of opened Cheetos next to a gallon of fudge.

Neither of you who attempted to imitate - got it correctly.

Her rants are VERY PRECISE in patterns - everything is in threes.

Watch.

This is BS:

Hi 👋🏻 !!! Where are we going ??? I just like the car 🚗 period !!! This safe calm down civilized individual thing I dig !!! This shameless fishing for compliments thing is a safe bet … I mean am I supposed to trust the person beside me to shoot me 📸 !!! Finding my first ring light is not only cold it be ice y’all 😤😤😤‼️‼️‼️ Where are my skis cause I’m going naked ⛷️🎿 !!! Just kidding 😂😂😂 !!! Rational people … I had one of these and it disappeared !!! I could sit back and be like MOST and not give anyone anything to think about on Instagram … but interest is what serves most and being good !!! And being good can and will wrap things up in a seashell 🐚 !!! Living the lavida loco life !!! It’s been a while and yepper skepper depper doba du dom day !!! It gets better because that’s what I aim for !!! Keep coughing playas and just rememeber to watch your back 😌😌😌 !!! Or you might just get caught !!! Yep sucks to be me 😩😩😩 !!! But like the man said at Jack In the Box !!! It’s gonna be ok !!! Clap back 21 times … then kiss my fucking ass 😘😘😘 !!! Psss !!! Split the banana because we all move on !!! Keep talking shit or maybe it will just rain from the sky !!! Giving someone I love my everything only gives me the dagger in the heart !!! So at this point … I generously serve you my shit … eat my shit 💩💩💩 !!! Psss !!! Keep coughing !!!

Her text shows a lot of order. She is obsessed with three. It's very ordered. Notice this:

😤😤😤‼️‼️‼️

It's carefully patterned.

💩💩💩 !!!

3 and 3

For example she doesn't mistakenly put four !!!! or two !!

"Where are we going ???" - 3 marks of punctuation

She's creative and paying attention. In her mania.

I'm not a mental health professional but I don't think this text would be difficult to decode for clues to both the meaning of the contents, and the kinds of mania on display.

Satchels of gold!

I'm the hair extensions.

I’m the Yassss Kween in the comments encouraging the severely mentally ill woman to “werq and go off, Mama!”

I'm the skirt/shorts/pants pulled down to sit just barely above her cooter.

I'm the cooter. I'm real itchy, y'all!

I'm the obsessive need to constantly twirl in circles, even after I broke my ankle on camera, with sound.

Ouch, y'all! 🥳🤡🤪😵

I’m the always smudged Tammy Faye eyeliner

OP just used the emojis he uses the MOST in his post.

I’m a smug Kevin Federline checking out her Instagram at home and having the last laugh.

I'm her most recent post:

[quote] Hi 👋🏻 !!! Nice to meet you 😄 !!! I gotta now ✌🏼 !!!

Sorry, here's the fright-inducing pic that goes with the post:

Let's be a 61 year old Datalounger still obsessing over her.

[quote]Let's be a 61 year old Datalounger still obsessing over her.

That young?

This was 2 hours ago !!! I like this dress 👗 !!! You can wear it two ways 😒😒😒 !!!