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Letโ€™s Be A Britney Instagram Post

Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ‘— the ๐Ÿ‘  emojis ๐Ÿ˜› after ๐Ÿ† each ๐Ÿ˜ˆ word ๐ŸŒ of ๐Ÿ’ƒ that ๐Ÿ‘™rant.๐Ÿ™‰

by Anonymousreply 30February 4, 2023 1:33 PM

I'm this:

[quote]Howdy ho down โ€ฆ tipsy cattle balls !!! I have no idea what that means ๐Ÿ™ˆ โ€ฆ feeling kooky and silly but canโ€™t act too kooky or silly like kids because they say โ€œsheโ€™s CRAY CRAYโ€ โ€ฆ either way I gotta move โ€ฆ so I did !!! Sharing because I matter and if every person I call TAKES 9 RINGS TO ANSWER you can be certain I might get someoneโ€™s attention โ€ฆ all that LOVE !!! GOOD GOD RIGHT BACK AT YA !!! I bet after I post this my security answers after 2 RINGS โ€ฆ I be alive coming on my horse !!!

by Anonymousreply 1February 1, 2023 7:14 PM

Iโ€™m the surviving of incest. Im the cause of all this.

by Anonymousreply 2February 1, 2023 7:16 PM

I'm the missed Seroquel doses.

by Anonymousreply 3February 1, 2023 7:20 PM

I'm the last nerve of Lynne Spears . Britney has been getting on it since 2000.

by Anonymousreply 4February 1, 2023 7:23 PM

How dare you ask how I'm doing! You know damn well I was locked in a cagey thingy or whatever for like 9 years. DO YOU ALL FEEL ME!?

by Anonymousreply 5February 1, 2023 7:23 PM

I'm writhing and cupping my titties

by Anonymousreply 6February 1, 2023 7:28 PM

I'm the rap-battle she think's she's part of.

by Anonymousreply 7February 1, 2023 7:36 PM


by Anonymousreply 8February 1, 2023 7:40 PM

I'm the stds, meth fumes and lingering sense of desperation that brand of crazy that infects you every time you view one

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by Anonymousreply 9February 1, 2023 7:40 PM

I'm the meltdown, followed by the temporary account deletion.

by Anonymousreply 10February 2, 2023 12:15 AM

Iam๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘‹ !!!๐Ÿ‘‹!!!๐Ÿ‘‹!!!๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ’‹ "โค๏ธ" the six year old mind ๐Ÿคฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ (๐Ÿ˜ฑ) in my 40 yr old body๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธya'll. Kisses๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿคก !

by Anonymousreply 11February 2, 2023 1:20 AM

I'm the bare feet.

by Anonymousreply 12February 2, 2023 9:50 AM

I'm the 12 bags of opened Cheetos next to a gallon of fudge.

by Anonymousreply 13February 2, 2023 12:06 PM

Neither of you who attempted to imitate - got it correctly.

Her rants are VERY PRECISE in patterns - everything is in threes.

by Anonymousreply 14February 2, 2023 12:43 PM


This is BS:

Hi ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป !!! Where are we going ??? I just like the car ๐Ÿš— period !!! This safe calm down civilized individual thing I dig !!! This shameless fishing for compliments thing is a safe bet โ€ฆ I mean am I supposed to trust the person beside me to shoot me ๐Ÿ“ธ !!! Finding my first ring light is not only cold it be ice yโ€™all ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜คโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ Where are my skis cause Iโ€™m going naked โ›ท๏ธ๐ŸŽฟ !!! Just kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ !!! Rational people โ€ฆ I had one of these and it disappeared !!! I could sit back and be like MOST and not give anyone anything to think about on Instagram โ€ฆ but interest is what serves most and being good !!! And being good can and will wrap things up in a seashell ๐Ÿš !!! Living the lavida loco life !!! Itโ€™s been a while and yepper skepper depper doba du dom day !!! It gets better because thatโ€™s what I aim for !!! Keep coughing playas and just rememeber to watch your back ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ !!! Or you might just get caught !!! Yep sucks to be me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ !!! But like the man said at Jack In the Box !!! Itโ€™s gonna be ok !!! Clap back 21 times โ€ฆ then kiss my fucking ass ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ !!! Psss !!! Split the banana because we all move on !!! Keep talking shit or maybe it will just rain from the sky !!! Giving someone I love my everything only gives me the dagger in the heart !!! So at this point โ€ฆ I generously serve you my shit โ€ฆ eat my shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ !!! Psss !!! Keep coughing !!!

by Anonymousreply 15February 2, 2023 12:44 PM

Her text shows a lot of order. She is obsessed with three. It's very ordered. Notice this:


It's carefully patterned.

๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ !!!

3 and 3

For example she doesn't mistakenly put four !!!! or two !!

"Where are we going ???" - 3 marks of punctuation

She's creative and paying attention. In her mania.

I'm not a mental health professional but I don't think this text would be difficult to decode for clues to both the meaning of the contents, and the kinds of mania on display.

by Anonymousreply 16February 2, 2023 12:46 PM

Satchels of gold!

by Anonymousreply 17February 2, 2023 6:32 PM

I'm the hair extensions.

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by Anonymousreply 18February 2, 2023 9:56 PM

Iโ€™m the Yassss Kween in the comments encouraging the severely mentally ill woman to โ€œwerq and go off, Mama!โ€

by Anonymousreply 19February 2, 2023 9:58 PM

I'm the skirt/shorts/pants pulled down to sit just barely above her cooter.

by Anonymousreply 20February 2, 2023 10:02 PM

I'm the cooter. I'm real itchy, y'all!

by Anonymousreply 21February 2, 2023 10:13 PM

I'm the obsessive need to constantly twirl in circles, even after I broke my ankle on camera, with sound.

Ouch, y'all! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜ต

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by Anonymousreply 22February 2, 2023 10:22 PM

Iโ€™m the always smudged Tammy Faye eyeliner

by Anonymousreply 23February 2, 2023 10:49 PM

OP just used the emojis he uses the MOST in his post.

by Anonymousreply 24February 2, 2023 10:56 PM

Iโ€™m a smug Kevin Federline checking out her Instagram at home and having the last laugh.

by Anonymousreply 25February 2, 2023 11:13 PM

I'm her most recent post:

[quote] Hi ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป !!! Nice to meet you ๐Ÿ˜„ !!! I gotta now โœŒ๐Ÿผ !!!

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by Anonymousreply 26February 3, 2023 3:17 AM

Sorry, here's the fright-inducing pic that goes with the post:

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by Anonymousreply 27February 3, 2023 3:19 AM

Let's be a 61 year old Datalounger still obsessing over her.

by Anonymousreply 28February 3, 2023 4:08 AM

[quote]Let's be a 61 year old Datalounger still obsessing over her.

That young?

by Anonymousreply 29February 3, 2023 9:39 AM

This was 2 hours ago !!! I like this dress ๐Ÿ‘— !!! You can wear it two ways ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’ !!!

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by Anonymousreply 30February 4, 2023 1:33 PM
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