I’m 👗 the 👠 emojis 😛 after 🍆 each 😈 word 🌍 of 💃 that 👙rant.🙉
Let’s Be A Britney Instagram Post
|by Anonymous||reply 30||February 4, 2023 1:33 PM|
[quote]Howdy ho down … tipsy cattle balls !!! I have no idea what that means 🙈 … feeling kooky and silly but can’t act too kooky or silly like kids because they say “she’s CRAY CRAY” … either way I gotta move … so I did !!! Sharing because I matter and if every person I call TAKES 9 RINGS TO ANSWER you can be certain I might get someone’s attention … all that LOVE !!! GOOD GOD RIGHT BACK AT YA !!! I bet after I post this my security answers after 2 RINGS … I be alive coming on my horse !!!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||February 1, 2023 7:14 PM|
I’m the surviving of incest. Im the cause of all this.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||February 1, 2023 7:16 PM|
I'm the missed Seroquel doses.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||February 1, 2023 7:20 PM|
I'm the last nerve of Lynne Spears . Britney has been getting on it since 2000.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||February 1, 2023 7:23 PM|
How dare you ask how I'm doing! You know damn well I was locked in a cagey thingy or whatever for like 9 years. DO YOU ALL FEEL ME!?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||February 1, 2023 7:23 PM|
I'm writhing and cupping my titties
|by Anonymous||reply 6||February 1, 2023 7:28 PM|
I'm the rap-battle she think's she's part of.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||February 1, 2023 7:36 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||February 1, 2023 7:40 PM|
I'm the stds, meth fumes and lingering sense of desperation that brand of crazy that infects you every time you view one
|by Anonymous||reply 9||February 1, 2023 7:40 PM|
I'm the meltdown, followed by the temporary account deletion.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||February 2, 2023 12:15 AM|
Iam👹👋 !!!👋!!!👋!!!😊 💋 "❤️" the six year old mind 🤯 😱 (😱) in my 40 yr old body😭😥😢💩🤡🤡🤡💩💀☠️ya'll. Kisses💕💋💕💋💕💋 🤡 !
|by Anonymous||reply 11||February 2, 2023 1:20 AM|
I'm the bare feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||February 2, 2023 9:50 AM|
I'm the 12 bags of opened Cheetos next to a gallon of fudge.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||February 2, 2023 12:06 PM|
Neither of you who attempted to imitate - got it correctly.
Her rants are VERY PRECISE in patterns - everything is in threes.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||February 2, 2023 12:43 PM|
This is BS:
Hi 👋🏻 !!! Where are we going ??? I just like the car 🚗 period !!! This safe calm down civilized individual thing I dig !!! This shameless fishing for compliments thing is a safe bet … I mean am I supposed to trust the person beside me to shoot me 📸 !!! Finding my first ring light is not only cold it be ice y’all 😤😤😤‼️‼️‼️ Where are my skis cause I’m going naked ⛷️🎿 !!! Just kidding 😂😂😂 !!! Rational people … I had one of these and it disappeared !!! I could sit back and be like MOST and not give anyone anything to think about on Instagram … but interest is what serves most and being good !!! And being good can and will wrap things up in a seashell 🐚 !!! Living the lavida loco life !!! It’s been a while and yepper skepper depper doba du dom day !!! It gets better because that’s what I aim for !!! Keep coughing playas and just rememeber to watch your back 😌😌😌 !!! Or you might just get caught !!! Yep sucks to be me 😩😩😩 !!! But like the man said at Jack In the Box !!! It’s gonna be ok !!! Clap back 21 times … then kiss my fucking ass 😘😘😘 !!! Psss !!! Split the banana because we all move on !!! Keep talking shit or maybe it will just rain from the sky !!! Giving someone I love my everything only gives me the dagger in the heart !!! So at this point … I generously serve you my shit … eat my shit 💩💩💩 !!! Psss !!! Keep coughing !!!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||February 2, 2023 12:44 PM|
Her text shows a lot of order. She is obsessed with three. It's very ordered. Notice this:
It's carefully patterned.
3 and 3
For example she doesn't mistakenly put four !!!! or two !!
"Where are we going ???" - 3 marks of punctuation
She's creative and paying attention. In her mania.
I'm not a mental health professional but I don't think this text would be difficult to decode for clues to both the meaning of the contents, and the kinds of mania on display.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||February 2, 2023 12:46 PM|
Satchels of gold!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||February 2, 2023 6:32 PM|
I'm the hair extensions.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||February 2, 2023 9:56 PM|
I’m the Yassss Kween in the comments encouraging the severely mentally ill woman to “werq and go off, Mama!”
|by Anonymous||reply 19||February 2, 2023 9:58 PM|
I'm the skirt/shorts/pants pulled down to sit just barely above her cooter.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||February 2, 2023 10:02 PM|
I'm the cooter. I'm real itchy, y'all!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||February 2, 2023 10:13 PM|
I'm the obsessive need to constantly twirl in circles, even after I broke my ankle on camera, with sound.
Ouch, y'all! 🥳🤡🤪😵
|by Anonymous||reply 22||February 2, 2023 10:22 PM|
I’m the always smudged Tammy Faye eyeliner
|by Anonymous||reply 23||February 2, 2023 10:49 PM|
OP just used the emojis he uses the MOST in his post.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||February 2, 2023 10:56 PM|
I’m a smug Kevin Federline checking out her Instagram at home and having the last laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||February 2, 2023 11:13 PM|
I'm her most recent post:
[quote] Hi 👋🏻 !!! Nice to meet you 😄 !!! I gotta now ✌🏼 !!!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||February 3, 2023 3:17 AM|
Sorry, here's the fright-inducing pic that goes with the post:
|by Anonymous||reply 27||February 3, 2023 3:19 AM|
Let's be a 61 year old Datalounger still obsessing over her.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||February 3, 2023 4:08 AM|
[quote]Let's be a 61 year old Datalounger still obsessing over her.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||February 3, 2023 9:39 AM|
This was 2 hours ago !!! I like this dress 👗 !!! You can wear it two ways 😒😒😒 !!!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||February 4, 2023 1:33 PM|