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Tasteful Friends: RHONJ’s Teresa Giudice shows off new mansion.

What say you, tasteful denizens of DL? Is it classy, or trashy? And more importantly, how can a recently bankrupt ex-con afford a spread like this? Is Louie loaded?

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by Anonymousreply 62January 29, 2023 1:08 PM

Layaway mansions

by Anonymousreply 1January 27, 2023 3:19 AM


by Anonymousreply 2January 27, 2023 3:22 AM

Brendad Ickson herself might find that to be too many filters and Photoshop.

by Anonymousreply 3January 27, 2023 3:25 AM

This shrew has the world’s worst taste

by Anonymousreply 4January 27, 2023 4:38 AM

Trashy cunt.

by Anonymousreply 5January 27, 2023 4:45 AM

This puta is dumb as a box of hair (seriously, the slow blinking and garbled word salad when she tries to speak is enough to drive anyone to homicide), and yet she always lands on her feet and comes out on top. Even after facing financial ruin and *prison*, she found a rich man to con and a new, even bigger mansion. And that’s to say nothing of the myriad successful books (hilarious considering she surely can’t read, let alone write), TV spin-offs, magazine covers, etc.

How she ever became the “fan favorite,” I’ll never know. She’s not witty ala Vanderpump or Bethenny, nor is she crazy/kooky ala Ramona or Sonja. She’s just… a whole bunch of charmless nothing with an IQ that’s about room temp.

by Anonymousreply 6January 27, 2023 4:58 AM

New mansion maybe.

But that whore still has a three-head.

She’s a dum-dum.

by Anonymousreply 7January 27, 2023 4:58 AM

I like it more than I want to.

by Anonymousreply 8January 27, 2023 5:10 AM

Same r8, was expecting much worse.

by Anonymousreply 9January 27, 2023 5:12 AM

I'd like to have a movie theater in my home.

by Anonymousreply 10January 27, 2023 6:10 AM

Seriously, how does she keep getting all this money?

by Anonymousreply 11January 27, 2023 6:26 AM

Surprisingly understated. I was expecting marble and gilt and red velvet.

by Anonymousreply 12January 27, 2023 7:05 AM

It was hard to pay attention to the house. I was distracted by her tragic plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 13January 27, 2023 7:10 AM

I don’t see tire swings for the children.

by Anonymousreply 14January 27, 2023 7:11 AM

She sho is ugly!

by Anonymousreply 15January 27, 2023 7:36 AM

She got that DirecTV $$$!!

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by Anonymousreply 16January 27, 2023 8:00 AM

Like r9 said, I thought it would be much worse

And if yous don't like it....

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by Anonymousreply 17January 27, 2023 8:48 AM

It’s very Hilton Garden Inn

by Anonymousreply 18January 27, 2023 9:36 AM

[quote]I don’t see tire swings for the children.

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by Anonymousreply 19January 27, 2023 11:26 AM

Word is the con is on her, not the other way around.

by Anonymousreply 20January 27, 2023 1:13 PM

"This is where I do my journaling ..."

by Anonymousreply 21January 27, 2023 2:47 PM

R20 What do you mean? Could you be more specific? What con and who is conning her?

by Anonymousreply 22January 27, 2023 11:41 PM

Y’all, I just decided, we must get to the bottom of her money situation. How could the queen of grift go from prison to this? I NEED to know.

I watched the show first couple seasons (embarrassing but true). The entire time I wondered, how could they afford all that when Joe is in the stone business? Can contractors make great money? Absolutely. But she had a party that was $100k. She paid for their furniture in cash, another $100k. But I never guessed that they pulled off fraudulent home loans, she never would have gone to prison had she stayed off Bravo, but she couldn’t resist it. Is it possible? Could history get repeating itself?!? I have to know!! Tonight please!

by Anonymousreply 23January 28, 2023 12:44 AM

The outside is a monstrosity but the inside is a nice mix of comfortable/homey and luxurious. Much better than the gaudy nightmare she shared with Joe. I would like to know how someone can make so much money so fast after being asshole deep in debt, though. Because clearly I’m doing it all wrong.

by Anonymousreply 24January 28, 2023 1:00 AM

Is she as much of a grifter as Mike Rowe? I'm sure they've both done some dirty jobs.

by Anonymousreply 25January 28, 2023 1:05 AM

By American standards - is this Giudice woman seen as attractive in the US?

by Anonymousreply 26January 28, 2023 1:06 AM

That’s what I’m saying r24. What does this bitch know that we don’t? I wanna know!

by Anonymousreply 27January 28, 2023 1:08 AM

R27, she’s shaped like DJT jr’s new wife.

Straight American men are sick; I can’t speak for them

by Anonymousreply 28January 28, 2023 1:12 AM

I respectfully dissent from R8 et al. The parts that aren't irredeemably tacky are insufferably impersonal. And I don't believe for a second that she does any cooking on that oversized stove.

I might change my mind if they show the hottie stepson's room.

by Anonymousreply 29January 28, 2023 1:14 AM

R28, you are correct, TG isn’t known for an hourglass figure, BUT is it possible that there’s a market in the sex industry for someone like her? Could someone be taking it in as a second worker/public figure without the public finding out? I can’t imagine that.

R29, her declared passion for black and gold is where I realized I’m in Little Italy.

by Anonymousreply 30January 28, 2023 1:15 AM

I am baffled too as to how she pulled this off. Meanwhile I am budgeted to the penny and paying rent each month is anxiety-inducing. I have to save for every expenditure. I work so hard just to keep my head above water. And to see her home, how is that possible for her and not for a good person like myself?

by Anonymousreply 31January 28, 2023 1:45 AM

Prostitution whore!

by Anonymousreply 32January 28, 2023 1:55 AM

I looked online and she makes about 1.1 million a season, currently. After taxes, oh who are we kidding, she doesn't pay her tax bill. Is the house rented?

by Anonymousreply 33January 28, 2023 2:09 AM

Imagine being a kid with that backyard/pool, complete with in ground water slide. It’d be living at a resort. No clue how she pulled this all off (I was under the impression new hubby was a grifter) but I’m suitably impressed.

by Anonymousreply 34January 28, 2023 3:25 AM

Well I’ll give her one thing. It’s much better than arch nemesis Melissa’s new mansion, complete with Dementor chandeliers.

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by Anonymousreply 35January 28, 2023 3:30 AM


by Anonymousreply 36January 28, 2023 3:31 AM

With a face like hers, why would anyone put her on TV? The cosmetic surgery and permanent hairline removal is an improvement on her original face, but really?

by Anonymousreply 37January 28, 2023 4:24 AM

The big old Buddha to keep her 'zen' and 'calm', followed by the 'be a bad ass with a good ass' quote on the gym wall.

by Anonymousreply 38January 28, 2023 6:52 AM

You're right, R35. Those chandeliers look like they belong in a horror movie.

by Anonymousreply 39January 28, 2023 7:21 AM

I'd still do unspeakable things for days with Joe Gorga.

Call me basic. I don't care.

by Anonymousreply 40January 28, 2023 2:10 PM

R40.....he is HOT. Bet he throws a mean fuck.

by Anonymousreply 41January 28, 2023 2:15 PM

Looks like a drag queen, I.e., a parody of female glamor and beauty.

by Anonymousreply 42January 28, 2023 5:38 PM

Hairline indicates she's the missing link.

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by Anonymousreply 43January 28, 2023 5:40 PM

How can someone so dumb continue to win at life? Is it all an act, and she’s secretly a business genius?

by Anonymousreply 44January 28, 2023 7:33 PM

Is she winning though? Her whole life is drama, shouting matches and feuds.

by Anonymousreply 45January 28, 2023 8:00 PM

Melissa's plastic boxwoods really make the entrance to her new manse look classy!

They're all pretty trashy on RHONJ, but Teresa would be living in a gutter if she hadn't found fame on that show. At least with Melissa you get Joe, whom I like. Tre's greasy Louie will bleed her dry (and probably beat her).

by Anonymousreply 46January 28, 2023 8:02 PM

Her fans are as trashy as she is.

by Anonymousreply 47January 28, 2023 8:14 PM

Marge took a classic vintage Tudor and destroyed it..I cry every time they show her home

by Anonymousreply 48January 28, 2023 8:41 PM

Won't somebody please think about her poor ex?

by Anonymousreply 49January 28, 2023 8:58 PM

Are we sure she's not mulatto?

by Anonymousreply 50January 28, 2023 10:04 PM

I love that there’s a small tacky statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary poolside.

by Anonymousreply 51January 28, 2023 10:55 PM

@r50, Pretty sure she likes gelato 🤔

by Anonymousreply 52January 28, 2023 10:56 PM

R45 a lot of us have drama and feuds, but we don’t get paid over $1M a year for them. So yes, she’s winning.

by Anonymousreply 53January 28, 2023 11:07 PM

And who do we have to thank for this? Andy Cohen, the P.T. Barnum of our time.

by Anonymousreply 54January 28, 2023 11:15 PM

Are they both lying about their ages?

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by Anonymousreply 55January 29, 2023 12:25 AM

Wow drag queen

by Anonymousreply 56January 29, 2023 12:38 AM

So you're equating winning with financial gain R53?

Winning could also be just being happy with life and surrounded by people who genuinely love you. Neither of which are evident in her life.

by Anonymousreply 57January 29, 2023 8:10 AM

Oh my dear good lord look at the FACE on that thing in r55, she's like a background fish on Spongebob, only uglier.

by Anonymousreply 58January 29, 2023 9:47 AM

[quote] Are they both lying about their ages?

If that skank opens her mouth, a lie comes out.

by Anonymousreply 59January 29, 2023 10:28 AM

Why Cordelia, I haven't seen you since Planet of the Apes II!

by Anonymousreply 60January 29, 2023 12:44 PM

R55 obviously the gym isn’t getting much use……..

by Anonymousreply 61January 29, 2023 1:05 PM

R55 Wow it looks like the fillers in her face are shifting …

by Anonymousreply 62January 29, 2023 1:08 PM
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