Tasteful Friends: RHONJ’s Teresa Giudice shows off new mansion.

Layaway mansions

Trash.

Brendad Ickson herself might find that to be too many filters and Photoshop.

This shrew has the world’s worst taste

Trashy cunt.

This puta is dumb as a box of hair (seriously, the slow blinking and garbled word salad when she tries to speak is enough to drive anyone to homicide), and yet she always lands on her feet and comes out on top. Even after facing financial ruin and *prison*, she found a rich man to con and a new, even bigger mansion. And that’s to say nothing of the myriad successful books (hilarious considering she surely can’t read, let alone write), TV spin-offs, magazine covers, etc.

How she ever became the “fan favorite,” I’ll never know. She’s not witty ala Vanderpump or Bethenny, nor is she crazy/kooky ala Ramona or Sonja. She’s just… a whole bunch of charmless nothing with an IQ that’s about room temp.

New mansion maybe.

But that whore still has a three-head.

She’s a dum-dum.

I like it more than I want to.

Same r8, was expecting much worse.

I'd like to have a movie theater in my home.

Seriously, how does she keep getting all this money?

Surprisingly understated. I was expecting marble and gilt and red velvet.

It was hard to pay attention to the house. I was distracted by her tragic plastic surgery.

I don’t see tire swings for the children.

She sho is ugly!

She got that DirecTV $$$!!

Like r9 said, I thought it would be much worse

And if yous don't like it....

It’s very Hilton Garden Inn

[quote]I don’t see tire swings for the children.

Word is the con is on her, not the other way around.

"This is where I do my journaling ..."

R20 What do you mean? Could you be more specific? What con and who is conning her?

Y’all, I just decided, we must get to the bottom of her money situation. How could the queen of grift go from prison to this? I NEED to know.

I watched the show first couple seasons (embarrassing but true). The entire time I wondered, how could they afford all that when Joe is in the stone business? Can contractors make great money? Absolutely. But she had a party that was $100k. She paid for their furniture in cash, another $100k. But I never guessed that they pulled off fraudulent home loans, she never would have gone to prison had she stayed off Bravo, but she couldn’t resist it. Is it possible? Could history get repeating itself?!? I have to know!! Tonight please!

The outside is a monstrosity but the inside is a nice mix of comfortable/homey and luxurious. Much better than the gaudy nightmare she shared with Joe. I would like to know how someone can make so much money so fast after being asshole deep in debt, though. Because clearly I’m doing it all wrong.

Is she as much of a grifter as Mike Rowe? I'm sure they've both done some dirty jobs.

By American standards - is this Giudice woman seen as attractive in the US?

That’s what I’m saying r24. What does this bitch know that we don’t? I wanna know!

R27, she’s shaped like DJT jr’s new wife.

Straight American men are sick; I can’t speak for them

I respectfully dissent from R8 et al. The parts that aren't irredeemably tacky are insufferably impersonal. And I don't believe for a second that she does any cooking on that oversized stove.

I might change my mind if they show the hottie stepson's room.

R28, you are correct, TG isn’t known for an hourglass figure, BUT is it possible that there’s a market in the sex industry for someone like her? Could someone be taking it in as a second worker/public figure without the public finding out? I can’t imagine that.

R29, her declared passion for black and gold is where I realized I’m in Little Italy.

I am baffled too as to how she pulled this off. Meanwhile I am budgeted to the penny and paying rent each month is anxiety-inducing. I have to save for every expenditure. I work so hard just to keep my head above water. And to see her home, how is that possible for her and not for a good person like myself?

Prostitution whore!

I looked online and she makes about 1.1 million a season, currently. After taxes, oh who are we kidding, she doesn't pay her tax bill. Is the house rented?

Imagine being a kid with that backyard/pool, complete with in ground water slide. It’d be living at a resort. No clue how she pulled this all off (I was under the impression new hubby was a grifter) but I’m suitably impressed.

Well I’ll give her one thing. It’s much better than arch nemesis Melissa’s new mansion, complete with Dementor chandeliers.

Schifosa

With a face like hers, why would anyone put her on TV? The cosmetic surgery and permanent hairline removal is an improvement on her original face, but really?

The big old Buddha to keep her 'zen' and 'calm', followed by the 'be a bad ass with a good ass' quote on the gym wall.

You're right, R35. Those chandeliers look like they belong in a horror movie.

I'd still do unspeakable things for days with Joe Gorga.

Call me basic. I don't care.

R40.....he is HOT. Bet he throws a mean fuck.

Looks like a drag queen, I.e., a parody of female glamor and beauty.

Hairline indicates she's the missing link.

How can someone so dumb continue to win at life? Is it all an act, and she’s secretly a business genius?

Is she winning though? Her whole life is drama, shouting matches and feuds.

Melissa's plastic boxwoods really make the entrance to her new manse look classy!

They're all pretty trashy on RHONJ, but Teresa would be living in a gutter if she hadn't found fame on that show. At least with Melissa you get Joe, whom I like. Tre's greasy Louie will bleed her dry (and probably beat her).

Her fans are as trashy as she is.

Marge took a classic vintage Tudor and destroyed it..I cry every time they show her home

Won't somebody please think about her poor ex?

Are we sure she's not mulatto?

I love that there’s a small tacky statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary poolside.

@r50, Pretty sure she likes gelato 🤔

R45 a lot of us have drama and feuds, but we don’t get paid over $1M a year for them. So yes, she’s winning.

And who do we have to thank for this? Andy Cohen, the P.T. Barnum of our time.

Are they both lying about their ages?

Wow drag queen

So you're equating winning with financial gain R53?

Winning could also be just being happy with life and surrounded by people who genuinely love you. Neither of which are evident in her life.

Oh my dear good lord look at the FACE on that thing in r55, she's like a background fish on Spongebob, only uglier.

[quote] Are they both lying about their ages?

If that skank opens her mouth, a lie comes out.

Why Cordelia, I haven't seen you since Planet of the Apes II!

R55 obviously the gym isn’t getting much use……..

R55 Wow it looks like the fillers in her face are shifting …