Sarah Huckabeast's latest fashion statement

Is she wearing a Laura Ashley bedspread?

She looks amazing!

She represents the burgeoning prison state of America.

Brings a whole new meaning to the word “SuperMAX”

… and also, “cunt”

*Horizontal* stripes??? She has to be trolling us.

Has she lost weight?

Nah, didn't think so.

I can't tell if she's just fucking with us. Everybody wide knows about horizontal strips and black and white? It's gotta be a troll move like r5 said.

Also, those KNEES

She’s serving up Hamburglar realness.

Her stylist must hate her. Everyone knows fat chicks should wear vertical stripes.

All overweight women are always hideous. No fat chicks.

Stunning and brave ....

Exactly - No Fat Chicks.

You don’t get it. She’s representative.

This wouldn't fly in Columbia, Missouri.

No, not all big women are hideous. This one definitely is. She's sloppy, has less than zero style sense and definitely doesn't dress as a mature professional woman.

Short dresses and skirts, bare legs, uncombed messy hair? Geez, she should have some self-pride and get a stylist! I'm sure her tacky appearance kept the lecherous former president away, but she's a damn governor now.

She’s a Huckabee.

Needs to get down to Houston and see Dr. Now.

Start with a 1200 calorie diet.

Fat knees are not something that should ever be uncovered.

Arkansans deserve everything they get for electing this she-beast Swamp Thing cunt their governor.

[quote]No, not all big women are hideous.

Yes, they are. Ugly inside and out.

Fat, fat, the water rat!!

Sarah! How many times must we remind you? It's VERTICAL stripes that are slimming! I mean, just look at us!

^dog torturer & killer in that pic

Yes, R22, but what she really should have learned from that pic was to stick to solids.

And thank the FUCK out of her orthodontist!

She is one of the most hideous women I have ever seen in my life. And her beliefs/opinions are just as hideous as her looks.

She’s hideous.

Bitch Stole My Look

Does that clothing store where gross, pathetic fat women shop still exist?

Excuse me, but isnt this the point where we all start screeching in unison:

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Doesn't she own a mirror? Or look at a picture from the media? Her choices only accentuate every flaw she has with her body. She must hate herself.

Priceless

Horizontal stripes only accentuate the fact that your are significantly overweight (obese).

WOW! Diamond has only been dead three weeks and she already stole her best dress from her ? For shame !

OP - where are the trees DEEP GREEN in January? Since you say this is her "latest" fashion statement.

Her party’s symbol is the elephant.

Probably too casual for a governor but at least it isn’t a beach muumuu:

It's from 2021...

To be fair -- she was planning to perform "Jailhouse Rock" at karaoke later that evening.

Looser, less casual slacks and she'd look fine in that, r36.

Between this and that other yellow mini-dress she must think she’s the Seventh Partridge.

She should shop at Mr. Pinky's Hefty Hideaway!

Someone hand her a ham sandwich and put her out of her misery.

At this point, I think euthanasia is in order.

What is wrong with her?

What sounds or noises do you think she makes when she orgasms?

^^% not so much a sound, as a request to the Golden Corral staff to let her know when the buffet has been replenished

[quote]What sounds or noises do you think she makes when she orgasms?

The answer to your question....

Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.

BEETLEJUICE...ah, fuck! A sandmonster!!!

[quote]At this point, I think euthanasia is in order.

Hey! Leave us out of this! Haven't we suffered enough?

Is she with child?

[quote] It's from 2021...

Correct. She has really stepped up her fashion game since then.

Still showing the knees at R51 and her face looks even uglier, if that’s possible. Her stylist while she was with Trump was actually better than whoever she has now.

And I hate her dog killing brother, and her whole family for not shunning him. These people are vile.

Well, she IS the governor of a deplorable state. She should dress like shit. Her constituents are shit. Redneck filth, the lot of them.

Daddy called her “my princess”, so Arkansas royalty is affirmed.

She must be trolling. No way could someone as fat as her put that outfit on and think they look good.

^I think so too; "oh, you think that outfit was bad? Well check this one out!" I mean, I guess if you're going to be ugly inside & out, you may as well own it.

Her fashion advisers

[quote]She must be trolling. No way could someone as fat as her put that outfit on and think they look good.

Obviously, you have never seen some of the outfits which Meghan McCain wore on 'The View' during her tenure ? MM was the size of a baby hippo and dressed like she was a size 2.

People would probably make fun of her if she wore hose, no one under the age of 150 wears hose anymore, but tights/leggings are very in right now, and they're a fat girl's best friend, especially with knees like that.

LOL.

I'm guessing the Glad garbage bag was too tight on her.

Even the Hindenburg knew better than to wear horizontal stripes.

I keep looking for the ropes they use to tether her down while turning corners.

The rootin' tootin' cowgirl outfit was particularly heinous.

[quote]especially with knees like that.

Where are her knees? I don’t see them, all I see is fat folds.

Her brothers are in their 40s and never married. Not even gold diggers are coming around for them. Are they incels?

That restaurant in Virginia did her a favor when they kicked her out. She could go a few months without eating.

She's the Hamburglar's wife.

She isn't even wearing a waist trainer...and those shoes! It's hideous!

I love this look on her.

This picture was taken just before Sarah uncrossed her legs and gave the audience a show that they were not prepared to see.

So in need of attention that they’ve taken to flat out embarrassing themself maybe?

R64 That outfit in the pic looks tacky even for a barn square dance.

Nice legs, shame about the face, R70.

Girdles & long skirts were created for a reason.

Even Trump wears a girdle. SHS needs to get the clue.

She looks like a retarded test pattern.

I like it. Good odds that someday she'll end up in prison stripes anyway.

She looks like a product of incest. Are we sure her parents aren't blood relatives?

Her knees look like thumbprints.

Those knees look like chewed-up acorns.

[quote]She looks like a product of incest. Are we sure her parents aren't blood relatives?

The entire family looks inbred. She's actually the most normal looking one.

There is no excuse for this lack of effort. I've got to believe there are some people in Arkansas who wish to hell she would stop this.

My sister has her same dimensions. She looks so much better than SH. She too, had a job that put her in the public eye.

My sis wears trousers for work. Not denim, not sweats, not skinny jeans, but nice professional looking, wider cut trousers that are the proper length.

The key are her tops. They are cut to a longer length and aren't tucked in. They always properly cover her. No low cleavage, no sleeveless. In hot weather, elbow length sleeves are the shortest she'll go.

"I'm a big woman", she told me, "I'm not fooling anybody. So, I always make sure I'm covered properly and look at least somewhat polished."

It takes effort, and quite frankly, some respect for your audience, which makes me wonder if SH carries a hostility for her constituents.

She will soon be required to do news conferences in Cinemascope.

Her husband is cute. Obviously a gold digging situation.

She's worth her weight in gold.

R1, 😆 🤣 😂. I hollered. Funniest shit I read all day.

Her state's most important corporation is Walmart. So this is on-brand for Arkansas.

[quote] I've got to believe there are some people in Arkansas who wish to hell she would stop this.

I wouldn't be so sure.

She gets her clothing from a local designer: Arkansas Correctional Industries.

"I'm not wearing any panties, boys."

So slimming!

Back in Hot Springs, she was nicknamed “Tiny”.

I see her thighs have cornered the market on cellulite.

I hope the voters of Arkansas live to regret their decision to vote this sow into the governor's office.

Oh, have you see her father recently? The latest images show he has obviously popped his lap band.

"This woman is fat !

She's so fat her thighs are going condo !

I asked her, 'What would you like on your hamburger ?' , she said 'A hot dog'.

Mosquitoes see her and scream 'buffet!'

She puts mayonnaise on an aspirin.

She's the only woman I know who stands in front of her microwave and yells, 'HURRY!' "

Love this website! It says Huckabeast's measurements are--get this--36-30-36, and her dress size is a 4. 146 pounds...not including her hips, legs or feet.

[quote]measurements are--get this--36-30-36, and her dress size is a 4. 146 pounds...not including her hips, legs or feet.

She’s easily 246 pounds.

Lane Bryant put out a public statement that Sarah Huckabee is NOT a customer of theirs, and therefore they are not responsible for the clothes she wears.

R77, no.

She’s just ugly.

She also resembles an MTF.

She so fat, every time someone says "Hey Kool Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall.

A classic...

Dress Barn

R94 - You wouldn't believe where an entire family of Mexicans have just moved into !!!

As my father used to say, "uglier than a dog's ass."

^ In that pic, R104, she looks a bit like Ashley "Dead Eye" Jones of Swamp People.

On second thought, maybe they're cousins!

R105: Leave my kinfolk alone! Else I knock you in the noggin' with my skillet!

WalMart put out a statement - she is not a customer of theirs, and is not wearing their clothing.

I guess the hideous clothing comes from Dollar General ?

Watch your fingers if you’re holding food around her and she’s hungry.

[quote] Rural resentment, that morsel upon which Governor Sarah Sanders and other Arkansas Republicans feast, is based on distortions and outright lies that are often and easily debunked.

The husband is handsome.

I wonder how the fuck she landed that guy. Beard marriage/agreement?

r110 She can suck a bowling ball through 10 feet of garden hose.

She got lots of practice with ribs and fried chicken bones.

R109, do you have your glasses on, hun?

He’s only hillbilly handsome, which isn’t saying much.

He gets Sarah's pussy all wet, her sticky pussy juice running down her thighs.

She has single bros for the DL wanting bear daddies, or elder gays wanting cubs with much extra, or lezzies getting some bear meat to make their cheating gals jealous.

Do you think she knows that she's fat and hideous?

Trump probably constantly made disparaging remarks about her body when she wasn't around. Because he bases women's value on how much he wants to fuck them.

A treacherous flight in an Arkansas storm ending with flaming wreckage wouldn't be enough to lift her fat-ass legacy by an inch.

She's loathsome.

“Huck” declares a state of emergency due to the current Arkansas weather.

^^There's a tornado every time she farts.

Serving trans realness at r119

Chances are her gay stylist isn't gay if he let her go out in any of those rags.

She has such a hideous face. I said this in another DL thread, but Huckabeast probably wishes she looked like Lauren Boebert or Kristi Noem. Boebert and Noem are cunts like her, but they aren't freaky looking like Huckabeast. When the National Governors Association meetings are held, Huckabeast will be pissed when some of the males checking out Noem. Noem is 50 something woman who despite being cunt looks great for her age and you just know Ron DeSantis will be checking out Noem and flirting with her. But Ron will have to pretend not to be disgusted by Huckabeast's face.

To borrow a line from the Sam Smith thread, “Doesn’t this person own a mirror?!”.

You don't want to be downwind of Huckabeast when she's wearing her minidresses. The stench could knock a buzzard off a shitpile.

Remember her tadpole eyebrows and smoky eye look?

WTF is that dress in R126

Motel curtains, r127.

^She’s found a new motel print dress that will help her appear slimmer. Perhaps she’s beginning to get the message.

This photo of what appears to be a George Santos staffer - she's walking behind him - appears in the NY Times today. Do you suppose her outfit is a Huckabeast Hand Me Down?

I am not mean to people who are obese. For Pete’s sake though, don’t wear in public clothes that are sizes too small that accent big rolls of fat. Plus-sized people can find tasteful and comfortable clothes if they put some effort into it. Some very fat people are in denial about their amount of weight, and wear two or more sizes too small. They believe if they can get into a dress, shoes, or whatever, it is an acceptable fit.

I am normal weight older male. I prefer a little loose fitting shirts and sweaters. I need comfort. Nothing baggy though.

[quote]They believe if they can get into a dress, shoes, or whatever, it is an acceptable fit.

I had a (female) friend who used to say, “Just because you can squeeze into it doesn’t mean you should wear it.”

I'm reminded of the old saying "ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag."

WOW ! That staffer really should stop reading Oprah's Magazine and convincing herself that she looks good no matter what she wears and how much she weighs as long as she 'owns her truth' !

[quote]This photo of what appears to be a George Santos staffer - she's walking behind him - appears in the NY Times today.

"Honey, your tits are fallin' — fallin' right off your body!"

Sometimes ugly people get what they deserve. Same with the fat ones. And those gay ones, oh my… lol

Coming soon, the new Sarah Huckabee business dress collection. Find it at nearest Walmart.

Only in a braindead shithole state like Arkansas could this woman get elected governor. Could you even imagine her running for governor in states like New York, California or Massachusetts? She would be a laughingstock.

Apparently R138 has never heard of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Arnold wasn't the same.

Arnold is more of a moderate Republican.

R138 Tell me about it.

I didn't get elected in NY

R138 forgot Clinton was guv of Arkansas, and then became one of our best Presidents.

r144 that was a LONG fucking time ago. It's a different world now, Bill Clinton today wouldn't stand a chance in hell of being elected governor of Arkansas.

Do Sarah & Lindsay have girl talk with each other about the Trump men, politics, and fashion?

R145 Are you implying the voters in Arkansas became brain dead after Clinton left Arkansas in 1993 ? That in the 80s, they had a voting population which was of high intelligence ?

They probably at least knew not to put a space before a punctuation mark.