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Unfortunate Looking Celebrity Children Addicted to Attention: 1. North West

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by Anonymousreply 97February 5, 2023 7:00 AM

These are designer babies and really quite beautiful. The eldest is going through an awkward phase which sometimes means she will be a true knockout as an adult.

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by Anonymousreply 1January 26, 2023 11:18 PM

Terrible parenting.

by Anonymousreply 2January 26, 2023 11:20 PM

My God, those kids are fug. I vote for JHO's ugly daughter Emme.

by Anonymousreply 3January 26, 2023 11:22 PM

My God, those kids are fug. I vote for JHO's ugly daughter Emme.

by Anonymousreply 4January 26, 2023 11:22 PM

She looks like her dad.

Why would any breeder this obsessed with looks play genetic roulette with his fug ass?

by Anonymousreply 5January 27, 2023 1:10 AM

Kanye is good looking. Batsheet. But good looking.

by Anonymousreply 6January 27, 2023 3:08 AM

Makes Whitney and Bobby's daughter Bobbi Kristina look pretty (when she was alive).

by Anonymousreply 7January 27, 2023 3:15 AM

It's so tragic and sad that Bobbi Kristina is dead. What a horrible family legacy.

by Anonymousreply 8January 27, 2023 3:21 AM

Makes Rumer Willis look good, r7.

R6, Kanye WAS good-looking. Years ago. Not now.

by Anonymousreply 9January 27, 2023 3:22 AM

All 3 of Kourtney's children are homely. Khloe's daughter seems to have a mental disability. This family is a mess.

by Anonymousreply 10January 27, 2023 3:23 AM

Beyonce's daughter. All 3 of her kids have her husband's mug.

by Anonymousreply 11January 27, 2023 3:26 AM

Yes. Jay Z. Mush mouth with strong genes. Hideous.

by Anonymousreply 12January 27, 2023 3:29 AM

The Beckham kids, the little girl is a bit chubby now but maybe she is in an awkward stage.

by Anonymousreply 13January 27, 2023 3:30 AM

Obviously Kim's terrifying ordeal in Paris hasn't made an impact on her child-rearing.

by Anonymousreply 14January 27, 2023 3:31 AM

Goopty-Doop's Apple.

by Anonymousreply 15January 27, 2023 3:32 AM

I am going to hell in a handbasket but there used to be some funny threads on the Giudice children

by Anonymousreply 16January 27, 2023 3:32 AM

None of the Beckham boys are as good looking as their dad. Luckily for the daughter she resembles her father more than her mother.

Tori Spelling is trying to push her eldest daughter into being a model. Or an instagram pusher like herself. I recently saw a photo of the kid in too-tight Lycra. She could have gone up a couple of sizes in the dress and she definitely needed spanx or whatever.

by Anonymousreply 17January 27, 2023 4:36 AM

The Giudice girls have got to be the most hideous of all.

by Anonymousreply 18January 27, 2023 4:50 AM

Richard Dreyfuss's flounder-faced son seems to even love verbally abusive attention.

In terms of numbers though, Tori has probably got everyone else beat. How long will they all continue to be invited to movie premieres and pose with Tori for the paps?

by Anonymousreply 19January 27, 2023 4:58 AM

Get a good look now at those starter faces on the K-kids, ‘cause they won’t be around for long. That’s just blank canvas for a series of plastic surgeons. Clock is ticking, Kimmy! Time for baby’s first nose job!

by Anonymousreply 20January 27, 2023 5:04 AM

Those are some ugly looking kids.

by Anonymousreply 21January 27, 2023 5:09 AM

Given how Kanye's mother died, it seems especially weird he would marry into a family of plastic surgery freaks. Or maybe not, maybe he thinks it's normal. So he will be coughing up for his kids' new faces and bodies.

by Anonymousreply 22January 27, 2023 5:11 AM

All of Alec Baldwin's kids are unfortunate looking.

by Anonymousreply 23January 27, 2023 6:13 AM

RICH MOTHERS = I got a baby without the baby fat. Hooooootttt!!

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by Anonymousreply 24January 27, 2023 6:21 AM

Kims kids are fat. And they get it from BOTH mommy and daddys genes. Expect her kid to be Lizzos size before she hits 18.

by Anonymousreply 25January 27, 2023 6:23 AM

North will be stunning after some plastic surgeries.

Or not.

by Anonymousreply 26January 27, 2023 7:09 AM

She'll still be precocious and obnoxious, r26.

Another two candidates for this thread: Madonna's two eldest, especially Lourdes. Hit every branch of the ugly tree other way down. Obviously a tall tree.

by Anonymousreply 27January 27, 2023 7:24 AM

R27 Rocco is actually decent looking

by Anonymousreply 28January 27, 2023 7:39 AM

Kimmy is already working hard to pimp that fuggo kid out every chance she gets

by Anonymousreply 29January 27, 2023 7:42 AM

Ugh got those weird chipmunk cheeks Kanye has. A plastic surgeon can't fix facial structure/ shape. Just look at Kelly Osbourne or Rumor Willis. If anything, they make them look weirder by putting itty bitty features on a big face.

by Anonymousreply 30January 27, 2023 11:10 AM

The poor kid sadly resembles her fug father and her mothers' original face.

Having a child with a mentally ill crackpot was probably a bad idea too.

by Anonymousreply 31January 27, 2023 12:26 PM

Why is she pushing her Daughter out into the public at all? Regardless of the kids looks. She's a shit Mother but I guess because she has a shit Mother. I guess she's losing her looks and feels the kids are gonna keep her in the headlines. She's just disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 32January 27, 2023 3:44 PM

R1 What the hell are designer babies? Also, what a shitty thread. Making fun of children? How edgy and punk rock of you

by Anonymousreply 33January 27, 2023 3:58 PM

I think letting young kids expose themselves on social media leads to all sorts of problems mainly the possibility of creeper stalkers and just plain malice. If I were these people I would quit trying to "brand" their kids as money makers with no education and no real skills or talent. They are raising more vapid, shallow morons who consume conspicuously.

by Anonymousreply 34January 27, 2023 4:44 PM

I feel bad for Northy. She clearly inherited the bipolar gene from daddy. I foresee some tough times when she is an adult and wish her the best

by Anonymousreply 35January 27, 2023 4:48 PM

Kimora Lee Simmons has two daughters. One takes after Kimora (pretty) and the other looks like her dad Russell (homely). I feel bad for the homely one.

by Anonymousreply 36January 27, 2023 4:50 PM

She's only 9? She looks much older.

by Anonymousreply 37January 27, 2023 5:13 PM

[quote]Kims kids are fat. And they get it from BOTH mommy and daddys genes. Expect her kid to be Lizzos size before she hits 18.

No way. In families like that, where they are obsessed with physical appearance the pressure is intense to keep the weight down. Kim’s kids will feel it without her having to say a word though I’m sure words will be said if weight becomes an issue.

by Anonymousreply 38January 27, 2023 5:47 PM

It's already an issue. They're fat.

by Anonymousreply 39January 27, 2023 11:52 PM

Whoever above said Tori Spelling's poor children was correct. I don't know if the others want to be in the spotlight but the daughter who wants to be a model is poorly equipped for it.

by Anonymousreply 40January 27, 2023 11:59 PM

Ironically Rob and Chynna's daughter is pretty.

by Anonymousreply 41January 27, 2023 11:59 PM

Rob is a recluse who apparently lives off his mother.

by Anonymousreply 42January 28, 2023 12:07 AM

>>what a shitty thread. Making fun of children? How edgy and punk rock of you

This is a gossip site, dear. These unattractive, attention seeking brats are all over SM and getting heaps of press about their every fart. Block this thread if you don't like it.

You type like someone from the 70s. Still listening to the Sex Pistols, honey? Oh, I'm SO SORRY not to conform to your lofty standards.

by Anonymousreply 43January 28, 2023 3:34 AM

I HATE HATE HATE when people mug at the camera with squinty eyes and a raised eyebrow. Like who the fuck do you think you are making that face.

by Anonymousreply 44January 28, 2023 3:38 AM

[quote]what a shitty thread. Making fun of children? How edgy and punk rock of you

The parents are setting them up for mockery.

by Anonymousreply 45January 28, 2023 3:40 AM

Yes, North West is now constantly posting stuff, seems like she may have her father's intense need for attention. I hope she doesn't turn out to be narcissistic asshole that he is, but the genetics on either side aren't good.

by Anonymousreply 46January 28, 2023 3:43 AM

*a narcissistic asshole LIKE he is

by Anonymousreply 47January 28, 2023 3:45 AM

I will refrain from commenting on anyone under 18. Apple Martin looks more like Chris Martin but her eyes are so wide set they are practically on either side of her head.

by Anonymousreply 48January 28, 2023 3:51 AM

North is very meh. She's also knock kneed.

by Anonymousreply 49January 28, 2023 3:56 AM

Mommy! In school they said you got peed on in a sex tape. Is that true?

by Anonymousreply 50January 28, 2023 4:01 AM

Fuck you r6, you fucking troll.

If you think Kanye West is "attractive" (lol) it's likely because you too have a face like a mud gate fence.

by Anonymousreply 51January 28, 2023 4:07 AM

Also, what the fuck is "batsheet"? Are you Russian? Kill yourself.

by Anonymousreply 52January 28, 2023 4:09 AM

One of Beyonce's twins Sir appears to be autistic. They always carry him around everywhere despite him being 5 years old and the other twin walks by herself.

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by Anonymousreply 53January 28, 2023 4:18 AM

Important questions: what exactly IS a mud gate fence?

It sounds kind of interesting and artistic. Is it similar to how they make cob houses (mud and straw which is dried)?

by Anonymousreply 54January 28, 2023 4:19 AM

Kim was on some talk show and her sons were acting up, they are going to be terrors.

by Anonymousreply 55January 28, 2023 4:24 AM

North West is a baby dyke.

I called it first.

by Anonymousreply 56January 28, 2023 6:18 AM

That poor kid is all Kanye, though I don't think those ratty braids help, but as others have aptly noted, she likely has her parents need for constant attention. It's not going to be long before there's video of her stumbling out of some club, high as a kite and only partial dressed. Ah, they grow up so fast!

by Anonymousreply 57January 28, 2023 10:53 AM

Wow she is ugly

by Anonymousreply 58January 28, 2023 11:49 AM

[quote]Why is she pushing her Daughter out into the public at all?

Because pimping out your daughters is a family tradition. Kim is just pimping out her daughter. It's a family tradition.

This is the kid kim and kanye wanted to abort.

by Anonymousreply 59January 28, 2023 3:39 PM

Looks like they changed their minds half way through the termination.

by Anonymousreply 60January 28, 2023 3:39 PM

R6 Wow, I've always thought he was absolutely hideous

by Anonymousreply 61January 28, 2023 3:56 PM

What age will North West be when Kim decides to release her sex tape?

by Anonymousreply 62January 28, 2023 4:03 PM

Which son of a rapper or black celebrity will Kim pair North West up with? One of Beyonce's sons?

by Anonymousreply 63January 28, 2023 4:05 PM

R63, Blue Ivy and North West are both unfortunate looking. So Blue Ivy.

by Anonymousreply 64January 28, 2023 4:07 PM

They named a kid "Sir"? What's with these fucked up, dumb names?

by Anonymousreply 65January 28, 2023 4:07 PM

Those kids were cute when younger, but now they’re fucking hideous.

by Anonymousreply 66January 28, 2023 4:10 PM

[quote]North will be stunning

Yeah, she'll be stunning people by hitting them over the head with her snack purse.

by Anonymousreply 67January 28, 2023 4:30 PM

Silly me, wanting my kid to grow up and be a doctor/lawyer/business executive, or at least someone who contributes meaningfully to the world around them.

by Anonymousreply 68January 28, 2023 5:27 PM

Maybe Khloe’s daughter will grow up to be pretty? She’s looked like a beast since birth, so she can only improve right?

by Anonymousreply 69January 28, 2023 5:57 PM

Is there some Kartrashian fancunt here? I keep seeing insipid "north will be stunning" and similar quotes. Gotta be a vapid frau.

This child will only be stunning after a shit ton of surgeries which will start as soon as puberty kicks in so Kim can cash in on her daughter's sexuality. I can't stand Kanye but he was right to be upset about his daughter being sexualized too early

by Anonymousreply 70January 28, 2023 6:00 PM

R53 No honey, he just looks like Daddy, with a face that is 4 feet wide and 4 feet across.

by Anonymousreply 71January 28, 2023 6:08 PM

R36, can you imagine being Alexa Ray Joel and inheriting Dad's features rather than Mom's? Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 72January 29, 2023 12:00 AM

R48, Apple swims in the same hammerhead shark shiver as Tori Spelling.

(just learned that shiver is the collective noun for sharks. fun!)

by Anonymousreply 73January 29, 2023 12:04 AM

[quote] I can't stand Kanye but he was right to be upset about his daughter being sexualized too early

If Kim would take him back, then all of this would be OK.

by Anonymousreply 74January 29, 2023 12:07 AM

Has Kris Jenner drafted the script for North's sex tape yet?

by Anonymousreply 75January 29, 2023 12:46 AM

[quote]They named a kid "Sir"? What's with these fucked up, dumb names?[quote]

Named after my restaurant, obviously darling.

by Anonymousreply 76January 29, 2023 12:54 AM


Wonderful advice. You should use your own advice. Now.

by Anonymousreply 77January 29, 2023 8:00 AM

I always felt sorry for Alexa Ray; she was never ugly - she was pretty in an unconventional way, but because she wasn't a blonde beauty like her mother & her sister, she had dramatic plastic surgery. Christy always seemed like a dim, shallow person & it couldn't have been easy to be her less attractive daughter. As for Baby Goop, she's pretty, but apparently a nightmare of a person.

by Anonymousreply 78January 29, 2023 9:29 AM

Hold my beer.

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by Anonymousreply 79January 29, 2023 10:11 AM

^Good lord, I had to google who that horrid creature was. Well, I guess if the model/porn star (whichever?) think doesn't work out, she could her forehead as a billboard

by Anonymousreply 80January 29, 2023 10:22 AM

Wow, as if her face isn't bad enough, Amelia has her own special, stupid look going on, sulking with her chin down as she peers up.

Does she not look at the photos that she posts?

by Anonymousreply 81January 29, 2023 10:59 AM

I’m a mom now, too!

by Anonymousreply 82January 29, 2023 11:03 AM

I think Alexa Ray is pretty. What's the story about Baby Goop?

by Anonymousreply 83January 29, 2023 5:33 PM

All these celeb kids seem terribly damaged and spoiled.

by Anonymousreply 84January 29, 2023 5:37 PM

R41, correct. Unfortunate looking celebrity parents have darling kid.

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by Anonymousreply 85January 29, 2023 5:44 PM

She's cute R85 but with that mom she'll be in hoochie mama hooker dresses and heels in a few years.

by Anonymousreply 86January 29, 2023 5:49 PM

Apple Martin looks nothing like Goop and more like Kate Moss with a bit more meat.

by Anonymousreply 87January 29, 2023 5:58 PM

Who is that creature at r79? I can't be bothered to look.

by Anonymousreply 88January 29, 2023 7:01 PM

[quote] Who is that creature at [R79]? I can't be bothered to look.

Lisa Rinna's (Real Housewife) daughter

by Anonymousreply 89January 29, 2023 7:21 PM

North West is going to be a terror. The family business is selling their business, so they are starting her early. She’s an insufferable kid and not cute at all. I keep forgetting she’s 9 years old looks and acts like she is 19.

by Anonymousreply 90February 4, 2023 7:10 PM

I don't think J-Lo's children are addicted to attention but they are both unfortunate looking. Affleck's kids are kind of homely too. Wonder if they would have had better looking children together?

by Anonymousreply 91February 4, 2023 11:59 PM

I saw JLo’s daughter interviewed a few years ago and she’s very sweet, but she’s very unfortunate looking. I am surprised JLo’s kids don’t get as much hate as the Willis girls. I agree about Ben’s kids too, not a cute one in the bunch. I’d think a child of Ben/JLo would be attractive, but who knows?

by Anonymousreply 92February 5, 2023 12:06 AM

Ben and JLo should have absolutely bred- kids wouldn't be her unfortunate skeletor tranny yucks nor the squinty-eyed rangy Hillbillies he got. Just a goddamn shame.

I hope Colin Farrell and Ana De Armas make one child. It would be beautiful. Very, very slutty. But beautiful.

This is my Oscars prayer. Life is a Mystery. Amen.

by Anonymousreply 93February 5, 2023 12:09 AM

You already know that Kayne mini me is a fucking monster . Its written all over her unfortunate face.

by Anonymousreply 94February 5, 2023 1:26 AM

Total creeps in this thread. Weirdos.

by Anonymousreply 95February 5, 2023 1:52 AM


[quote]Kimora Lee Simmons has two daughters. One takes after Kimora (pretty) and the other looks like her dad Russell (homely). I feel bad for the homely one.

I honestly feel like this could go either way, but if you’re classing Aoki as “the homely one,” I disagree (though neither is to me). She has a unique face, a banging body, and most importantly, a brain in her head as evidenced by the fact that she had the sense to take herself to Harvard and study something interesting.

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by Anonymousreply 96February 5, 2023 2:14 AM

Does she have Kimora's sausage roll neck?

by Anonymousreply 97February 5, 2023 7:00 AM
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