Unfortunate Looking Celebrity Children Addicted to Attention: 1. North West

These are designer babies and really quite beautiful. The eldest is going through an awkward phase which sometimes means she will be a true knockout as an adult.

Terrible parenting.

My God, those kids are fug. I vote for JHO's ugly daughter Emme.

My God, those kids are fug. I vote for JHO's ugly daughter Emme.

She looks like her dad.

Why would any breeder this obsessed with looks play genetic roulette with his fug ass?

Kanye is good looking. Batsheet. But good looking.

Makes Whitney and Bobby's daughter Bobbi Kristina look pretty (when she was alive).

It's so tragic and sad that Bobbi Kristina is dead. What a horrible family legacy.

Makes Rumer Willis look good, r7.

R6, Kanye WAS good-looking. Years ago. Not now.

All 3 of Kourtney's children are homely. Khloe's daughter seems to have a mental disability. This family is a mess.

Beyonce's daughter. All 3 of her kids have her husband's mug.

Yes. Jay Z. Mush mouth with strong genes. Hideous.

The Beckham kids, the little girl is a bit chubby now but maybe she is in an awkward stage.

Obviously Kim's terrifying ordeal in Paris hasn't made an impact on her child-rearing.

Goopty-Doop's Apple.

I am going to hell in a handbasket but there used to be some funny threads on the Giudice children

None of the Beckham boys are as good looking as their dad. Luckily for the daughter she resembles her father more than her mother.

Tori Spelling is trying to push her eldest daughter into being a model. Or an instagram pusher like herself. I recently saw a photo of the kid in too-tight Lycra. She could have gone up a couple of sizes in the dress and she definitely needed spanx or whatever.

The Giudice girls have got to be the most hideous of all.

Richard Dreyfuss's flounder-faced son seems to even love verbally abusive attention.

In terms of numbers though, Tori has probably got everyone else beat. How long will they all continue to be invited to movie premieres and pose with Tori for the paps?

Get a good look now at those starter faces on the K-kids, ‘cause they won’t be around for long. That’s just blank canvas for a series of plastic surgeons. Clock is ticking, Kimmy! Time for baby’s first nose job!

Those are some ugly looking kids.

Given how Kanye's mother died, it seems especially weird he would marry into a family of plastic surgery freaks. Or maybe not, maybe he thinks it's normal. So he will be coughing up for his kids' new faces and bodies.

All of Alec Baldwin's kids are unfortunate looking.

RICH MOTHERS = I got a baby without the baby fat. Hooooootttt!!

Kims kids are fat. And they get it from BOTH mommy and daddys genes. Expect her kid to be Lizzos size before she hits 18.

North will be stunning after some plastic surgeries.

Or not.

She'll still be precocious and obnoxious, r26.

Another two candidates for this thread: Madonna's two eldest, especially Lourdes. Hit every branch of the ugly tree other way down. Obviously a tall tree.

R27 Rocco is actually decent looking

Kimmy is already working hard to pimp that fuggo kid out every chance she gets

Ugh got those weird chipmunk cheeks Kanye has. A plastic surgeon can't fix facial structure/ shape. Just look at Kelly Osbourne or Rumor Willis. If anything, they make them look weirder by putting itty bitty features on a big face.

The poor kid sadly resembles her fug father and her mothers' original face.

Having a child with a mentally ill crackpot was probably a bad idea too.

Why is she pushing her Daughter out into the public at all? Regardless of the kids looks. She's a shit Mother but I guess because she has a shit Mother. I guess she's losing her looks and feels the kids are gonna keep her in the headlines. She's just disgusting.

R1 What the hell are designer babies? Also, what a shitty thread. Making fun of children? How edgy and punk rock of you

I think letting young kids expose themselves on social media leads to all sorts of problems mainly the possibility of creeper stalkers and just plain malice. If I were these people I would quit trying to "brand" their kids as money makers with no education and no real skills or talent. They are raising more vapid, shallow morons who consume conspicuously.

I feel bad for Northy. She clearly inherited the bipolar gene from daddy. I foresee some tough times when she is an adult and wish her the best

Kimora Lee Simmons has two daughters. One takes after Kimora (pretty) and the other looks like her dad Russell (homely). I feel bad for the homely one.

She's only 9? She looks much older.

[quote]Kims kids are fat. And they get it from BOTH mommy and daddys genes. Expect her kid to be Lizzos size before she hits 18.

No way. In families like that, where they are obsessed with physical appearance the pressure is intense to keep the weight down. Kim’s kids will feel it without her having to say a word though I’m sure words will be said if weight becomes an issue.

It's already an issue. They're fat.

Whoever above said Tori Spelling's poor children was correct. I don't know if the others want to be in the spotlight but the daughter who wants to be a model is poorly equipped for it.

Ironically Rob and Chynna's daughter is pretty.

Rob is a recluse who apparently lives off his mother.

>>what a shitty thread. Making fun of children? How edgy and punk rock of you

This is a gossip site, dear. These unattractive, attention seeking brats are all over SM and getting heaps of press about their every fart. Block this thread if you don't like it.

You type like someone from the 70s. Still listening to the Sex Pistols, honey? Oh, I'm SO SORRY not to conform to your lofty standards.

I HATE HATE HATE when people mug at the camera with squinty eyes and a raised eyebrow. Like who the fuck do you think you are making that face.

[quote]what a shitty thread. Making fun of children? How edgy and punk rock of you

The parents are setting them up for mockery.

Yes, North West is now constantly posting stuff, seems like she may have her father's intense need for attention. I hope she doesn't turn out to be narcissistic asshole that he is, but the genetics on either side aren't good.

*a narcissistic asshole LIKE he is

I will refrain from commenting on anyone under 18. Apple Martin looks more like Chris Martin but her eyes are so wide set they are practically on either side of her head.

North is very meh. She's also knock kneed.

Mommy! In school they said you got peed on in a sex tape. Is that true?

Fuck you r6, you fucking troll.

If you think Kanye West is "attractive" (lol) it's likely because you too have a face like a mud gate fence.

Also, what the fuck is "batsheet"? Are you Russian? Kill yourself.

One of Beyonce's twins Sir appears to be autistic. They always carry him around everywhere despite him being 5 years old and the other twin walks by herself.

Important questions: what exactly IS a mud gate fence?

It sounds kind of interesting and artistic. Is it similar to how they make cob houses (mud and straw which is dried)?

Kim was on some talk show and her sons were acting up, they are going to be terrors.

North West is a baby dyke.

I called it first.

That poor kid is all Kanye, though I don't think those ratty braids help, but as others have aptly noted, she likely has her parents need for constant attention. It's not going to be long before there's video of her stumbling out of some club, high as a kite and only partial dressed. Ah, they grow up so fast!

Wow she is ugly

[quote]Why is she pushing her Daughter out into the public at all?

Because pimping out your daughters is a family tradition. Kim is just pimping out her daughter. It's a family tradition.

This is the kid kim and kanye wanted to abort.

Looks like they changed their minds half way through the termination.

R6 Wow, I've always thought he was absolutely hideous

What age will North West be when Kim decides to release her sex tape?

Which son of a rapper or black celebrity will Kim pair North West up with? One of Beyonce's sons?

R63, Blue Ivy and North West are both unfortunate looking. So Blue Ivy.

They named a kid "Sir"? What's with these fucked up, dumb names?

Those kids were cute when younger, but now they’re fucking hideous.

[quote]North will be stunning

Yeah, she'll be stunning people by hitting them over the head with her snack purse.

Silly me, wanting my kid to grow up and be a doctor/lawyer/business executive, or at least someone who contributes meaningfully to the world around them.

Maybe Khloe’s daughter will grow up to be pretty? She’s looked like a beast since birth, so she can only improve right?

Is there some Kartrashian fancunt here? I keep seeing insipid "north will be stunning" and similar quotes. Gotta be a vapid frau.

This child will only be stunning after a shit ton of surgeries which will start as soon as puberty kicks in so Kim can cash in on her daughter's sexuality. I can't stand Kanye but he was right to be upset about his daughter being sexualized too early

R53 No honey, he just looks like Daddy, with a face that is 4 feet wide and 4 feet across.

R36, can you imagine being Alexa Ray Joel and inheriting Dad's features rather than Mom's? Yikes.

R48, Apple swims in the same hammerhead shark shiver as Tori Spelling.

(just learned that shiver is the collective noun for sharks. fun!)

[quote] I can't stand Kanye but he was right to be upset about his daughter being sexualized too early

If Kim would take him back, then all of this would be OK.

Has Kris Jenner drafted the script for North's sex tape yet?

[quote]They named a kid "Sir"? What's with these fucked up, dumb names?[quote]

Named after my restaurant, obviously darling.

R52.

Wonderful advice. You should use your own advice. Now.

I always felt sorry for Alexa Ray; she was never ugly - she was pretty in an unconventional way, but because she wasn't a blonde beauty like her mother & her sister, she had dramatic plastic surgery. Christy always seemed like a dim, shallow person & it couldn't have been easy to be her less attractive daughter. As for Baby Goop, she's pretty, but apparently a nightmare of a person.

Hold my beer.

^Good lord, I had to google who that horrid creature was. Well, I guess if the model/porn star (whichever?) think doesn't work out, she could her forehead as a billboard

Wow, as if her face isn't bad enough, Amelia has her own special, stupid look going on, sulking with her chin down as she peers up.

Does she not look at the photos that she posts?

I’m a mom now, too!

I think Alexa Ray is pretty. What's the story about Baby Goop?

All these celeb kids seem terribly damaged and spoiled.

R41, correct. Unfortunate looking celebrity parents have darling kid.

She's cute R85 but with that mom she'll be in hoochie mama hooker dresses and heels in a few years.

Apple Martin looks nothing like Goop and more like Kate Moss with a bit more meat.

Who is that creature at r79? I can't be bothered to look.

[quote] Who is that creature at [R79]? I can't be bothered to look.

Lisa Rinna's (Real Housewife) daughter

North West is going to be a terror. The family business is selling their business, so they are starting her early. She’s an insufferable kid and not cute at all. I keep forgetting she’s 9 years old looks and acts like she is 19.

I don't think J-Lo's children are addicted to attention but they are both unfortunate looking. Affleck's kids are kind of homely too. Wonder if they would have had better looking children together?

I saw JLo’s daughter interviewed a few years ago and she’s very sweet, but she’s very unfortunate looking. I am surprised JLo’s kids don’t get as much hate as the Willis girls. I agree about Ben’s kids too, not a cute one in the bunch. I’d think a child of Ben/JLo would be attractive, but who knows?

Ben and JLo should have absolutely bred- kids wouldn't be her unfortunate skeletor tranny yucks nor the squinty-eyed rangy Hillbillies he got. Just a goddamn shame.

I hope Colin Farrell and Ana De Armas make one child. It would be beautiful. Very, very slutty. But beautiful.

This is my Oscars prayer. Life is a Mystery. Amen.

You already know that Kayne mini me is a fucking monster . Its written all over her unfortunate face.

Total creeps in this thread. Weirdos.

R36

[quote]Kimora Lee Simmons has two daughters. One takes after Kimora (pretty) and the other looks like her dad Russell (homely). I feel bad for the homely one.

I honestly feel like this could go either way, but if you’re classing Aoki as “the homely one,” I disagree (though neither is to me). She has a unique face, a banging body, and most importantly, a brain in her head as evidenced by the fact that she had the sense to take herself to Harvard and study something interesting.

Does she have Kimora's sausage roll neck?