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Earthquake near Malibu

Caitlyn? Barbra? Are you there?!

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by Anonymousreply 8January 26, 2023 2:04 AM

Someone check on Bab's mall!

by Anonymousreply 1January 25, 2023 10:45 PM

This happened at 2 AM this morning. You’re a little late to the party. Where were you when I needed you?

by Anonymousreply 2January 25, 2023 10:53 PM

That's on par with a garbage truck going by.

by Anonymousreply 3January 25, 2023 11:30 PM

R3 It was stronger than that. I was quite startled. I thought it was the furious kicking of the guy tied up under my bed. But it was just an earthquake.

by Anonymousreply 4January 26, 2023 1:29 AM

I was at a 1 am screening wearing my new Afro wig.

by Anonymousreply 5January 26, 2023 1:32 AM

I want my wig back, bitch at R5!

by Anonymousreply 6January 26, 2023 1:43 AM

[quote]Where were you when I needed you?

Scrubbing the ladies' room toilets in your mall. I had my earbuds in, listening to some Bette Midler.

by Anonymousreply 7January 26, 2023 1:50 AM

Those Malibu homes are all right on the beach! Why haven't they been condemned yet? The oceans are rising, it won't be long before they're all under water. The value of the homes must be about zero now.

by Anonymousreply 8January 26, 2023 2:04 AM
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