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Paris Hilton Is a Mom! Star Reveals She and Husband Carter Reum Have Welcomed a Baby Boy

Aren't she and hubby both gay?

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by Anonymousreply 49January 30, 2023 3:56 AM

I hope they slathered that kid in Zovirax coming out or did a cesarean.

by Anonymousreply 1January 25, 2023 3:48 AM

She had a surrogate. I'm glad she didn't make a big fucking deal out of the whole thing. Oh god, Paris, are you getting some class? Say it isn't so!

by Anonymousreply 2January 25, 2023 3:50 AM

She must have aged out and had to settle for this guy, back in her heyday she would have put her nose up and laughed at him.

by Anonymousreply 3January 25, 2023 3:51 AM

The child would be better off raised by wolves. Hopefully he will have a good nanny.

by Anonymousreply 4January 25, 2023 3:53 AM

I hope they get a good nanny because there's no way she's going to remember to feed that thing.

by Anonymousreply 5January 25, 2023 3:53 AM

The businesswoman and media personality, 41, and husband Carter Reum recently welcomed their first baby together, a son, via surrogate.

by Anonymousreply 6January 25, 2023 4:15 AM

I wonder what they'll name it. I'm betting that it turns out to be something surprisingly normal.

by Anonymousreply 7January 25, 2023 4:27 AM

Who is the father?

by Anonymousreply 8January 25, 2023 4:30 AM

[quote] I wonder what they'll name it.

That’sHot Hilton

by Anonymousreply 9January 25, 2023 5:38 AM

"Aren't she and hubby both gay?"

Last time I checked Gay people have the same reproductive bits as straight people 🙄

by Anonymousreply 10January 25, 2023 7:35 AM

Oh, r1, aren't you precious! Paris ain't birthed no baby!

by Anonymousreply 11January 25, 2023 7:44 AM

I’m happy for them!!

by Anonymousreply 12January 25, 2023 8:36 AM

The only thing that comes out of Paris' vagine is her coke baby!

by Anonymousreply 13January 25, 2023 8:49 AM

didn't law enforcement have to investigate potential chihuahua abuse?

carter reum is an anagram for armer rectum

by Anonymousreply 14January 25, 2023 9:01 AM

[quote]Aren’t she and her husband both gay?

Why ask OP? What difference does it make? Are gays not allowed to have children?

by Anonymousreply 15January 25, 2023 10:24 AM

There's an extra M in there, R14. "Re: a rectum," maybe? I'm not good at making anagrams.

by Anonymousreply 16January 25, 2023 6:09 PM

She'll put it in the closet and forget about it.

by Anonymousreply 17January 25, 2023 7:18 PM

He has a love child he never sees, great father material there.

by Anonymousreply 18January 25, 2023 11:24 PM

Good luck, kid!

by Anonymousreply 19January 25, 2023 11:37 PM

I can picture her feeding it by throwing cereal it at it à la Trudy Wiegel.

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by Anonymousreply 20January 25, 2023 11:49 PM

R17 It’s sooooo last season. 👠

by Anonymousreply 21January 26, 2023 12:29 AM

Is she somebody one should know of?

by Anonymousreply 22January 26, 2023 12:37 AM

Poor little baby. He’s just an accessory to her. She’ll get bored and she’ll hand him off to nannies. Then he will become another useless nepo baby.

by Anonymousreply 23January 26, 2023 12:39 AM

Yeah. A live in nanny will be a must. Or the prop will starve to death,

by Anonymousreply 24January 26, 2023 1:01 AM

For shame, r22! Paris is the OG Sex Tape star!

by Anonymousreply 25January 26, 2023 4:47 AM

This thing where famous women are having surrogates carrying their babies for them is like the Handmaidens Tale. Creepy. Especially Kim and Khlie Kardashian

by Anonymousreply 26January 26, 2023 5:50 AM

r26 and this is why fraus should be banned from civilization until they can separate reality from fiction.. go, go live among your own kind and be free

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by Anonymousreply 27January 26, 2023 6:26 AM

r26 if you're male but just a twat, this works as well

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by Anonymousreply 28January 26, 2023 6:28 AM

Isn’t it a surrogate so she doesn’t have to go any work or parenting? She’ll probably leave it in the closet when she travels like her poor dead dogs.

by Anonymousreply 29January 26, 2023 6:31 AM

Hopefully she'll treat the kid better than her dog

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by Anonymousreply 30January 26, 2023 6:31 AM

She's my sister from another mister.

by Anonymousreply 31January 26, 2023 6:44 AM

HOUSE HIPPO, R27!! I love it!

That ad kinda backfired, though, because most Canadian kids of a certain age were convinced that house hippos were real. :|

by Anonymousreply 32January 26, 2023 6:47 AM

R18, Pity.

by Anonymousreply 33January 26, 2023 6:55 AM

2023 Mother of the Year

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by Anonymousreply 34January 26, 2023 6:58 AM

She's not a "Mom", she bought a baby.

Hope the kid makes out better than her string of dead pets.

by Anonymousreply 35January 26, 2023 12:03 PM

CPS on speed dial…

by Anonymousreply 36January 26, 2023 12:15 PM

I hope she never kisses it.

Must suck to know you could give your child herpes.

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by Anonymousreply 37January 26, 2023 12:25 PM

Her husband/baby daddy is definitely a coolie sniffer!

by Anonymousreply 38January 26, 2023 12:41 PM

You know it!

by Anonymousreply 39January 26, 2023 4:42 PM

I wonder if it’s hard for these whores to bond with a baby that came out of someone else’s snatch?

by Anonymousreply 40January 26, 2023 5:39 PM

The idea of Paris diapering a baby is almost mind-blowing.

by Anonymousreply 41January 26, 2023 5:46 PM

I see a team for baby. Three nannies, a nurse, and a stylist so baby is always photo-op ready. They'll be likely invisible to the public. Except one of three nannies will be visible so Paris can look like worlds best mom ever, while retaining an iota of believability.

If baby has a fat gene add a (second) chef and trainer to the team.

by Anonymousreply 42January 26, 2023 6:20 PM

[quote]The idea of Paris diapering a baby is almost mind-blowing.

"Eww, like, how do I make the brown stuff go away?"

by Anonymousreply 43January 26, 2023 6:59 PM

R29, See r17.

by Anonymousreply 44January 27, 2023 12:02 PM

R40 has never heard of "adoption."

by Anonymousreply 45January 27, 2023 12:03 PM

Feed it?! I just feed it last week 😒

by Anonymousreply 46January 27, 2023 4:51 PM

She didn't buy a baby. She used her own eggs. She just rented someone else's uterus for 9 months. I don't think she would raise a baby that's not genetically hers. She seems very selfish.

by Anonymousreply 47January 27, 2023 5:07 PM

Even Greasy Bear was better than the dude she married. She must have got desperate as she approached 40

by Anonymousreply 48January 30, 2023 3:21 AM

I doubt hubby is giving it to Paris as well as River Viiperi did.

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