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A nice fisherman gave me crabs

I want you all to know that I was contacted by an older seafaring gentleman on www.manhunt.com for an rough wave rendezvous.

We met at the Cabot Cove Motel and I assumed he was going to take me out on his fishing boat as he promised me fresh crabs.

He never took me out on a fishing boat and when I got home I found out I had the crotch critters.

So if you see a seafaring salty dog with one leg driving a 2011 Mercury Grand Marquis, stay away as you’ll wind up with the critters.

by Anonymousreply 10January 25, 2023 4:59 AM

LOLLLLLLLL

by Anonymousreply 1January 25, 2023 3:48 AM

Jezebel, Harlot, worse than Angelina Jolie...The WHORE of BABYLON!

by Anonymousreply 2January 25, 2023 3:55 AM
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by Anonymousreply 3January 25, 2023 3:56 AM

[quote] So if you see a seafaring salty dog with one leg driving a 2011 Mercury Grand Marquis, stay away as you’ll wind up with the critters.

Speaking of lame...

by Anonymousreply 4January 25, 2023 4:02 AM

Manhunt still exists

by Anonymousreply 5January 25, 2023 4:05 AM

The crotch critters!

😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 6January 25, 2023 4:05 AM

I thought you meant actual crabs from the sea. A nice fisherman (regular customer of a bar where I worked) gave me a large crab (I think it was a Dungeness) and, on another occasion, some fresh halibut.

by Anonymousreply 7January 25, 2023 4:20 AM

That’s what I wanted R7.

by Anonymousreply 8January 25, 2023 4:56 AM

Was it Crabby Joe?

by Anonymousreply 9January 25, 2023 4:59 AM

I guess he wasn’t very nice then

by Anonymousreply 10January 25, 2023 4:59 AM
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