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My Epitaph

He Came, He Saw, He Conked out.

What's on your tombstone?

by Anonymousreply 50January 29, 2023 7:42 PM

Pepperoni!

by Anonymousreply 1January 25, 2023 2:13 AM

Guess.

by Anonymousreply 2January 25, 2023 2:14 AM

I was molested.

by Anonymousreply 3January 25, 2023 2:26 AM

He had a hot ass, but...

by Anonymousreply 4January 25, 2023 2:33 AM

It’s not as hot as I thought it’d be.

by Anonymousreply 5January 25, 2023 2:55 AM

Thank God That's Over

by Anonymousreply 6January 25, 2023 2:56 AM

TOLD YA I WASN'T FEELING WELL

by Anonymousreply 7January 25, 2023 2:57 AM

Sans Souci'

by Anonymousreply 8January 25, 2023 2:57 AM

Such A Disappointment

by Anonymousreply 9January 25, 2023 3:10 AM

Ride of a lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 10January 25, 2023 3:20 AM

He Was Good While He Lasted

by Anonymousreply 11January 25, 2023 3:25 AM

I was the most fabulous EVAH

by Anonymousreply 12January 25, 2023 3:45 AM

I Wish I'd Spent More Time at the Office

by Anonymousreply 13January 25, 2023 4:01 AM

The leather ran smooth on the passenger seat

by Anonymousreply 14January 25, 2023 4:06 AM

Son

Brother

Friend

Chatterbox

by Anonymousreply 15January 25, 2023 4:21 AM

She was nearly happy.

by Anonymousreply 16January 25, 2023 4:36 AM

Stop taking pictures!

by Anonymousreply 17January 25, 2023 8:16 AM

Almost Persuaded.

by Anonymousreply 18January 25, 2023 1:41 PM

He Said He Loved Me.

by Anonymousreply 19January 25, 2023 2:16 PM

Is That All There Was?

by Anonymousreply 20January 25, 2023 2:17 PM

No one said it would be fun.

by Anonymousreply 21January 25, 2023 2:29 PM

My Heart Won't Go On

by Anonymousreply 22January 25, 2023 2:34 PM

She took up space, she queefed, she was snubbed for an Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 23January 25, 2023 2:41 PM

This Is a Lot of Rot.

by Anonymousreply 24January 25, 2023 2:57 PM

I preferred not to

by Anonymousreply 25January 25, 2023 3:14 PM

Doctors! Pfft. Dafuq they know?

by Anonymousreply 26January 25, 2023 3:27 PM

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 27January 25, 2023 4:00 PM

I'd Had Sufficient

by Anonymousreply 28January 25, 2023 4:25 PM

I Can See Up Your Dress, Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 29January 25, 2023 5:59 PM

NOW a warning!?

by Anonymousreply 30January 25, 2023 5:59 PM

I conned a whole nation.

by Anonymousreply 31January 25, 2023 6:08 PM

Jealous bitches??!!

by Anonymousreply 32January 25, 2023 6:31 PM

I’d have to come by with a chisel and bang in the comma for you, r32.

I can’t look at that for years and years when it’s ungrammatical. Nope. Can’t do it. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 33January 25, 2023 8:58 PM

What a waste of beauty and talent.

by Anonymousreply 34January 25, 2023 8:59 PM

Satan's a dom top, right?

by Anonymousreply 35January 25, 2023 9:00 PM

Be kind to children and animals

by Anonymousreply 36January 25, 2023 9:08 PM

My Children Are Animals

by Anonymousreply 37January 25, 2023 9:13 PM

Th-th-that's all folks!

by Anonymousreply 38January 25, 2023 9:26 PM

R38 Ahem...

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 39January 25, 2023 9:31 PM

B-b-but if yyyyyou didn’t s-s-s-s-s-stutter when you were a-a-a-alive, that’s hhhhhurtful, r38!!

by Anonymousreply 40January 25, 2023 9:31 PM

Veni, veni, veni.

"I came, I came, I came."

by Anonymousreply 41January 25, 2023 9:34 PM

"Are you happy now?"

by Anonymousreply 42January 25, 2023 11:24 PM

"I shouldn't have ignored that chain letter."

by Anonymousreply 43January 25, 2023 11:27 PM

"He came in like a whirlwind, and went out like a pile of shit!"

by Anonymousreply 44January 25, 2023 11:28 PM

"And I am unanimous in that..."

by Anonymousreply 45January 25, 2023 11:29 PM

Last call!

by Anonymousreply 46January 25, 2023 11:41 PM

It was much creamier than I expected.

by Anonymousreply 47January 26, 2023 12:15 AM

Are Posthumous Honorary Oscars a Thing?

by Anonymousreply 48January 29, 2023 8:04 AM

"It's still as tight as a mouse's ear"

by Anonymousreply 49January 29, 2023 8:17 AM

Yes, I'm Buried Face Down

by Anonymousreply 50January 29, 2023 7:42 PM
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