He Came, He Saw, He Conked out.
What's on your tombstone?
My Epitaph
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 5, 2023 3:11 AM |
Pepperoni!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 25, 2023 1:13 AM |
Guess.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 25, 2023 1:14 AM |
I was molested.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 25, 2023 1:26 AM |
He had a hot ass, but...
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 25, 2023 1:33 AM |
It’s not as hot as I thought it’d be.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 25, 2023 1:55 AM |
Thank God That's Over
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 25, 2023 1:56 AM |
TOLD YA I WASN'T FEELING WELL
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 25, 2023 1:57 AM |
Sans Souci'
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 25, 2023 1:57 AM |
Such A Disappointment
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 25, 2023 2:10 AM |
Ride of a lifetime.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 25, 2023 2:20 AM |
He Was Good While He Lasted
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 25, 2023 2:25 AM |
I was the most fabulous EVAH
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 25, 2023 2:45 AM |
I Wish I'd Spent More Time at the Office
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 25, 2023 3:01 AM |
The leather ran smooth on the passenger seat
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 25, 2023 3:06 AM |
Son
Brother
Friend
Chatterbox
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 25, 2023 3:21 AM |
She was nearly happy.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 25, 2023 3:36 AM |
Stop taking pictures!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 25, 2023 7:16 AM |
Almost Persuaded.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 25, 2023 12:41 PM |
He Said He Loved Me.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 25, 2023 1:16 PM |
Is That All There Was?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 25, 2023 1:17 PM |
No one said it would be fun.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 25, 2023 1:29 PM |
My Heart Won't Go On
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 25, 2023 1:34 PM |
She took up space, she queefed, she was snubbed for an Oscar.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 25, 2023 1:41 PM |
This Is a Lot of Rot.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 25, 2023 1:57 PM |
I preferred not to
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 25, 2023 2:14 PM |
Doctors! Pfft. Dafuq they know?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 25, 2023 2:27 PM |
Oh, dear.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 25, 2023 3:00 PM |
I'd Had Sufficient
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 25, 2023 3:25 PM |
I Can See Up Your Dress, Cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 25, 2023 4:59 PM |
NOW a warning!?
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 25, 2023 4:59 PM |
I conned a whole nation.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 25, 2023 5:08 PM |
Jealous bitches??!!
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 25, 2023 5:31 PM |
I’d have to come by with a chisel and bang in the comma for you, r32.
I can’t look at that for years and years when it’s ungrammatical. Nope. Can’t do it. Sorry.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 25, 2023 7:58 PM |
What a waste of beauty and talent.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 25, 2023 7:59 PM |
Satan's a dom top, right?
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 25, 2023 8:00 PM |
Be kind to children and animals
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 25, 2023 8:08 PM |
My Children Are Animals
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 25, 2023 8:13 PM |
Th-th-that's all folks!
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 25, 2023 8:26 PM |
B-b-but if yyyyyou didn’t s-s-s-s-s-stutter when you were a-a-a-alive, that’s hhhhhurtful, r38!!
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 25, 2023 8:31 PM |
Veni, veni, veni.
"I came, I came, I came."
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 25, 2023 8:34 PM |
"Are you happy now?"
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 25, 2023 10:24 PM |
"I shouldn't have ignored that chain letter."
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 25, 2023 10:27 PM |
"He came in like a whirlwind, and went out like a pile of shit!"
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 25, 2023 10:28 PM |
"And I am unanimous in that..."
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 25, 2023 10:29 PM |
Last call!
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 25, 2023 10:41 PM |
It was much creamier than I expected.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 25, 2023 11:15 PM |
Are Posthumous Honorary Oscars a Thing?
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 29, 2023 7:04 AM |
"It's still as tight as a mouse's ear"
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 29, 2023 7:17 AM |
Yes, I'm Buried Face Down
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 29, 2023 6:42 PM |
What an artist dies in me.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 4, 2023 7:23 PM |
"Die in a Grease Fire Bitches"
"I AM WHAT I AM"
"WHAT I DID FOR COCK"
"HE HAS AN ASS YOU COULD SERVE TEA ON"
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 4, 2023 8:10 PM |
Can I see a Manager please?
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 4, 2023 8:14 PM |
I Surrender
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 4, 2023 8:16 PM |
I Want To LIve!
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 4, 2023 8:30 PM |
[quote]What's on your tombstone?
No tombstone = no epitaph.
Thankfully.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 4, 2023 8:33 PM |
"I was sober for fifteen years . . . then I turned sixteen."
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 4, 2023 8:47 PM |
Damn you, vile woman!
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 5, 2023 3:11 AM |