Who Actually Made the Best Chili on "Mama's Family"?

Alberta Meechum

Iola Lucille Boylan

All I know is that I made the best damn rum balls!

Mel Sharples

Mel,

Your chili taste ok, but it gives me the runs.

Lolly Perdue

r3

You make good deviled eggs as well especially we went picket Porn

I prefer Bubba's balls to Aunt Effies.

Nobody beats Naomi Harper's chili's - the secret ingredients are the Fritos and the beer.

No, Naomi's secret ingredient was a can of ... chili.

I make a lot of chili, so I watched this episode closely.

Obviously, Naomi's chili was in last place.

IIRC, Mama and Iola used pretty much the same ingredients. I don't recall any unusual ingredients.

I'd say Iola won, though. Why? IMO, a lot of times skinny people are better cooks than overweight cooks, like Mama.

That tubbo roselle huplander.

Naomi’s gave me the trots. I think it was the beef jerky.

The cook at the Bigger Jigger!

^ who also used to be the cook at the lunch counter at the Rayhound Bus Station

Chiwi, chiwi, I want chiwi!

I wasn't asked to vote.

[quote]Naomi’s gave me the trots. I think it was the beef jerky.

My wife Thelma's chili usually gave me the trots too.

Spicy foods are the work of the devil!

Lolly Perdue couldn't even read the damn recipe.

I prefer the chili at Abdul's Garden of Eating, when I'm not eating the 1000 Year Old Hushpuppies at Shanghai Ray's.

Well, does it come with our without the shingle?

Even six feet under, Carl Harper still breaks a noxious wind thanks to Thelma's chili.

It was all Food Lion store brand.

^ That's "Food Circus", thank you very much!

My chili is the best and if you don’t agree I”LL KILL YOU!!!

I only use chili on hot dogs. Like the fancy dancy parties Merv Griffin throws where Pia Zadora put away six of them suckers!

What's chili?

You just wait ‘til you see what I’ve had in the slow cooker all day. Mmmm…mmm. With fresh sauerkraut and the “piece of resistance” Spaghettios!!

Just don’t ask me to make lemonade. I’m not great with new recipes.

I’ll make you the drink I’m famous for….Grape Kool-Aid!!

[quote]Bonita “the keek” Rokiki

AKA Lisa Simpson

Naomi's fresh-brewed coffee is the best! Hot water from the tap and two teaspoons of freeze-dried crystals!

Whatever skills I may have lacked in the kitchen...

I MORE than made up for in the bedroom