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Dog shoots man!!!

By accidentally stepping on a rifle

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by Anonymousreply 50January 25, 2023 3:51 PM

Told ya I was hardcore.

by Anonymousreply 1January 24, 2023 11:43 PM

This could have been prevented if there was just a good boy with a gun. Such a good boy!

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by Anonymousreply 2January 24, 2023 11:46 PM

Is the dog OK?

by Anonymousreply 3January 24, 2023 11:48 PM

Cut off my balls, eh?

by Anonymousreply 4January 24, 2023 11:49 PM

Guess he wasnt the dudes best friend, just an aquaintance

by Anonymousreply 5January 24, 2023 11:50 PM

Oh, Toto, no.

by Anonymousreply 6January 24, 2023 11:58 PM

Does the dog face jail time or is it understood it was an accident?

by Anonymousreply 7January 24, 2023 11:59 PM

That’s right, r7. It was an … accident. Yeah, an accident.

by Anonymousreply 8January 25, 2023 12:00 AM

I told this muthafucka I wanted Milk Bones and this bitch brings back Great Value Bonz?

Awww, HELL no!

by Anonymousreply 9January 25, 2023 12:02 AM

Somebody better investigate and make sure this dog isn’t a beneficiary.

by Anonymousreply 10January 25, 2023 12:03 AM


by Anonymousreply 11January 25, 2023 12:09 AM

He was fed up with being exploited for social media clout.

by Anonymousreply 12January 25, 2023 12:34 AM

Assisted suicide?

by Anonymousreply 13January 25, 2023 12:39 AM

This would never have happened if there was a Good Dog with a gun nearby.

by Anonymousreply 14January 25, 2023 12:52 AM

Guns don’t kill people; DOGS kill people!

by Anonymousreply 15January 25, 2023 12:56 AM

Woof woof bang bang.

by Anonymousreply 16January 25, 2023 1:07 AM

R10 made LOL hard on the long bus.

by Anonymousreply 17January 25, 2023 1:25 AM

That bastard was trying to "re-home" me

by Anonymousreply 18January 25, 2023 1:51 AM

Say “No! Bad dog” one more time and see what happens!

by Anonymousreply 19January 25, 2023 1:56 AM

That poor dog is going to have to live with this every day of his life.

by Anonymousreply 20January 25, 2023 1:59 AM

Dude was trying to copy Celeste Cunningham and get plastic surgery covered by insurance, and TV movie about his life. It wouldn't have been as good as Lifetime's "A Dog Took My Face And Gave Me A Better Face To Change The World: The Celeste Cunningham Story," anyway.

by Anonymousreply 21January 25, 2023 2:01 AM

It was a Chihuahua, wasn't it?

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by Anonymousreply 22January 25, 2023 2:15 AM

He probably told the dog he couldn’t go out and play poker like the ones in the picture on the wall.

(You KNOW that guy had that picture.)

by Anonymousreply 23January 25, 2023 2:18 AM

I'm America, we all get guns; every man, woman, and child -- and yes, even our dogs, because man's best friend.

by Anonymousreply 24January 25, 2023 2:18 AM

Is it a stand your ground defence ?

by Anonymousreply 25January 25, 2023 2:29 AM

"I fucking TOLD you I wanted RAW food, not that canned Alpo shit!"

by Anonymousreply 26January 25, 2023 2:31 AM

This ain't your grandpa's Lassie!

by Anonymousreply 27January 25, 2023 2:32 AM

W-o-w! 😳

A dog? If you had told me it was a cat, I would have been like "well, of course!"

But a dog??

by Anonymousreply 28January 25, 2023 2:32 AM

It's very clear reading it how it all went down.

by Anonymousreply 29January 25, 2023 2:34 AM

STAND (on all fours) YOUR GROUND !

by Anonymousreply 30January 25, 2023 2:36 AM

r30 gay gun porn is another thread

by Anonymousreply 31January 25, 2023 2:39 AM

Team dog

by Anonymousreply 32January 25, 2023 2:40 AM

Dog team

by Anonymousreply 33January 25, 2023 2:54 AM

Apparently, this sort of incident is not unusual:

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by Anonymousreply 34January 25, 2023 3:26 AM

Another trigger-happy hound:

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by Anonymousreply 35January 25, 2023 3:29 AM

Here’s a picture of the dog and the victim

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by Anonymousreply 36January 25, 2023 3:34 AM

Here’s the GoFundMe that the dog set up to cover his former owner’s funeral expenses:

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by Anonymousreply 37January 25, 2023 3:39 AM


by Anonymousreply 38January 25, 2023 3:42 AM

Bark, R38.

by Anonymousreply 39January 25, 2023 3:42 AM

Do. not. break. treats. in. half.

by Anonymousreply 40January 25, 2023 4:12 AM

So we've gotten to dogs shooting humans in the US now. Ok then.

by Anonymousreply 41January 25, 2023 4:33 AM

Where was Alec Baldwin during this incident?

by Anonymousreply 42January 25, 2023 4:46 AM

Good crossover, r42.

But even if he was there, holding the gun and pulling the trigger, he'd tell you it wasn't his fault.

I'll bet the dog would readily admit to the mistake. What a good booooy!

by Anonymousreply 43January 25, 2023 4:50 AM

Was it a rescue dog?

by Anonymousreply 44January 25, 2023 5:56 AM

I bet the man caught the dog fucking the baby up the ass, and the dog felt he was forced to act.

by Anonymousreply 45January 25, 2023 6:09 AM


by Anonymousreply 46January 25, 2023 2:15 PM

R36, that’s not the Kansas dog and victim; it’s the Turkish victim with a dog.

by Anonymousreply 47January 25, 2023 3:45 PM

In my defense, I was aiming at a squirrel.

by Anonymousreply 48January 25, 2023 3:50 PM

And I didn't even get a chance to eat him.

by Anonymousreply 49January 25, 2023 3:50 PM

That's a shame, R49.

by Anonymousreply 50January 25, 2023 3:51 PM
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