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Inspired by Ana de Armas' Oscar nomination for Blonde-let's horribly cast biopics

I'll start Elliott Page as George Santos

by Anonymousreply 24January 25, 2023 7:46 PM

Will Sasso as Barbara Bush!

by Anonymousreply 1January 24, 2023 3:37 PM

Emma Stone as Bonnie Franklin.

by Anonymousreply 2January 24, 2023 5:41 PM

Tootie Ramsey IS Eleanor Roosevelt!

by Anonymousreply 3January 24, 2023 5:45 PM

R1 misunderstood the assignment. Will Sasso as Barbara Bush is [italic]genius[/italic] casting.

by Anonymousreply 4January 24, 2023 5:54 PM

No, Beanie Feldstein as George Santos!

Oh, wait ...

by Anonymousreply 5January 24, 2023 5:56 PM

Huh OP, not enough body fat on Elliott Page plus would they be only 3 feet tall?

by Anonymousreply 6January 24, 2023 6:09 PM

^ ooops read that wrong OP.

by Anonymousreply 7January 24, 2023 6:10 PM

Jennifer Hudson as Aretha!

by Anonymousreply 8January 24, 2023 6:15 PM

Harry Styles as Elaine Stritch

by Anonymousreply 9January 24, 2023 6:21 PM

A 40-pound Lake Erie walleye as Lillian Gish.

by Anonymousreply 10January 24, 2023 6:27 PM

Marlee Matlin IS Marian Anderson.

by Anonymousreply 11January 24, 2023 6:48 PM

Julia Roberts as the definitive Harriet Tubman.

by Anonymousreply 12January 24, 2023 6:49 PM

You're right R4, I did misunderstand.....so I will offer instead:

Oprah Winfrey as Barbara Bush.

by Anonymousreply 13January 24, 2023 8:15 PM

Miss Alyssa Edwards as Ann Richards.

by Anonymousreply 14January 24, 2023 8:25 PM

Meghann Fahy as Cookie Meuller

by Anonymousreply 15January 24, 2023 8:35 PM

Charo as Barbara Bush!

by Anonymousreply 16January 24, 2023 9:48 PM

Chrissy Metz as Karen Carpenter

by Anonymousreply 17January 24, 2023 10:21 PM

Beanie and Jonah, as Buffy and Jody, in "Family Affair: the Movie."

by Anonymousreply 18January 25, 2023 5:55 PM

Kate Winslet as Carol Burnett

by Anonymousreply 19January 25, 2023 6:05 PM

Taylor Swift as Lili Tomlin. (well, that might work minus physical resemblance, comedic talent and voice)

by Anonymousreply 20January 25, 2023 6:12 PM

James Corden as Jack LaLanne

by Anonymousreply 21January 25, 2023 6:13 PM

Ben Platt as Mamie Eisenhower.

by Anonymousreply 22January 25, 2023 7:14 PM

Mindy Kaling in “I Have Sufficient: The Vivian Vance Story”

by Anonymousreply 23January 25, 2023 7:23 PM

Justin Bieber as Oscar Wilde.

by Anonymousreply 24January 25, 2023 7:46 PM
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