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Inspired by Ana de Armas' Oscar nomination for Blonde-let's horribly cast biopics

I'll start Elliott Page as George Santos

by Anonymousreply 45February 5, 2023 1:52 PM

Will Sasso as Barbara Bush!

by Anonymousreply 1January 24, 2023 2:37 PM

Emma Stone as Bonnie Franklin.

by Anonymousreply 2January 24, 2023 4:41 PM

Tootie Ramsey IS Eleanor Roosevelt!

by Anonymousreply 3January 24, 2023 4:45 PM

R1 misunderstood the assignment. Will Sasso as Barbara Bush is [italic]genius[/italic] casting.

by Anonymousreply 4January 24, 2023 4:54 PM

No, Beanie Feldstein as George Santos!

Oh, wait ...

by Anonymousreply 5January 24, 2023 4:56 PM

Huh OP, not enough body fat on Elliott Page plus would they be only 3 feet tall?

by Anonymousreply 6January 24, 2023 5:09 PM

^ ooops read that wrong OP.

by Anonymousreply 7January 24, 2023 5:10 PM

Jennifer Hudson as Aretha!

by Anonymousreply 8January 24, 2023 5:15 PM

Harry Styles as Elaine Stritch

by Anonymousreply 9January 24, 2023 5:21 PM

A 40-pound Lake Erie walleye as Lillian Gish.

by Anonymousreply 10January 24, 2023 5:27 PM

Marlee Matlin IS Marian Anderson.

by Anonymousreply 11January 24, 2023 5:48 PM

Julia Roberts as the definitive Harriet Tubman.

by Anonymousreply 12January 24, 2023 5:49 PM

You're right R4, I did misunderstand.....so I will offer instead:

Oprah Winfrey as Barbara Bush.

by Anonymousreply 13January 24, 2023 7:15 PM

Miss Alyssa Edwards as Ann Richards.

by Anonymousreply 14January 24, 2023 7:25 PM

Meghann Fahy as Cookie Meuller

by Anonymousreply 15January 24, 2023 7:35 PM

Charo as Barbara Bush!

by Anonymousreply 16January 24, 2023 8:48 PM

Chrissy Metz as Karen Carpenter

by Anonymousreply 17January 24, 2023 9:21 PM

Beanie and Jonah, as Buffy and Jody, in "Family Affair: the Movie."

by Anonymousreply 18January 25, 2023 4:55 PM

Kate Winslet as Carol Burnett

by Anonymousreply 19January 25, 2023 5:05 PM

Taylor Swift as Lili Tomlin. (well, that might work minus physical resemblance, comedic talent and voice)

by Anonymousreply 20January 25, 2023 5:12 PM

James Corden as Jack LaLanne

by Anonymousreply 21January 25, 2023 5:13 PM

Ben Platt as Mamie Eisenhower.

by Anonymousreply 22January 25, 2023 6:14 PM

Mindy Kaling in “I Have Sufficient: The Vivian Vance Story”

by Anonymousreply 23January 25, 2023 6:23 PM

Justin Bieber as Oscar Wilde.

by Anonymousreply 24January 25, 2023 6:46 PM

Frankie Grande as George C. Scott

by Anonymousreply 25January 29, 2023 7:11 AM

Dylan Efron makes his riveting TV movie debut as Mackenzie Phillips in High On Arrival.

by Anonymousreply 26January 29, 2023 7:45 AM

Gabourey Sidibe as Princess Di.

by Anonymousreply 27January 29, 2023 2:01 PM

The Rock as Michael Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 28January 29, 2023 2:04 PM

Moi as Audrey Hepburn.

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by Anonymousreply 29January 29, 2023 3:08 PM

Viola Davis as Margaret Thatcher

by Anonymousreply 30January 29, 2023 3:12 PM

Tyler Perry as Coretta Scott King.

by Anonymousreply 31January 29, 2023 4:20 PM

M3gan as Patty Duke.

by Anonymousreply 32January 29, 2023 5:13 PM

Zendaya as katharine Hepburn

by Anonymousreply 33January 29, 2023 5:25 PM

Sylvia Syms as Queen Elizabeth

by Anonymousreply 34January 29, 2023 5:26 PM

M3gan as Christina Crawford in a reimagining of Mommie Dearest.

by Anonymousreply 35January 29, 2023 5:28 PM

Beanie Feldstein as Dorothy Stratten

Ben Platt as Gary Coleman

by Anonymousreply 36January 29, 2023 5:48 PM

Lea Michele as Helen Keller

by Anonymousreply 37January 29, 2023 5:49 PM

^ ..and Helen could read the room too!

by Anonymousreply 38January 29, 2023 6:35 PM

Seth MacFarlane as Slim Whitman

by Anonymousreply 39January 30, 2023 2:51 PM

George Hamilton as Hank Williams......oh......wait a second......

by Anonymousreply 40January 30, 2023 3:05 PM

R29 He's not masculine enough to play Katherine Hepburn.

by Anonymousreply 41January 30, 2023 10:23 PM

Catherine Zeta Jones as Betty White

by Anonymousreply 42February 5, 2023 1:16 PM

Gabourey Sidibe as Anne Frank.

by Anonymousreply 43February 5, 2023 1:38 PM

Nene Leeks IS Vivien Leigh!

by Anonymousreply 44February 5, 2023 1:51 PM

French Stewart as Richard Burton

by Anonymousreply 45February 5, 2023 1:52 PM
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