Tim Allen- “PAMELA ANDERSON IS LYING!!! I NEVER SHOWED HER MY GLORIOUS COCK!”

What happened to the see through pants pic of tim?

I believe Pam's story over Tim Allen's.

Aside from his politics, I think he is a STUD. I'd rim him deep...

What R1 said!

I don’t believe him.

r2 I'm not keen to believe either one of them, really.

she's hard up trying to reclaim the spotlight in any way possible and recapture the drama. It's a shame, really, the few years she disappeared from the public eye, save the odd show appearance.. she seemed to have become almost respectable and mature.

the

[quote] I laughed uncomfortably,

bit shows is the most inauthentic part of it.

while Tim, like many other show runners, gloss over what their acts and lifestyles were like before celebs... not that he ever particularly that outlandish, he's playing too hard to acting like a politician. . . he would have been better to cop to it or do a non-cop kind of admission. Denial never works in this scene.

What would she possibly derive from making this up about such a nobody as Tim Allen.

Tim isn’t having a vagina reach out and stop his cash flow. He is using the advice he learned in prison. DO NOT ADMIT SHIT! EVEN IF THERE IS A FUCKING POLAROID OF YOU DOING IT!”

I believe Pam. She isn’t known to be a liar. She also hasn’t been to jail. Tim is a jailbird.

r6 MeToo experience with a once famed actor that she can prove connection to... and everyone disagrees with his poliitics, which they could use a fodder to further eliminate his celebrity, even among his own political wing? Why nothing, nothing at all.

Stilll... if it happened, I do believe she likely laughed it off as much as she did when her co-stars freeballed and sat across from her on set. As did fans with her being an over exaggerated sexpot and reveling in that persona at the time.

neither are saints here but the narratives to both from both are just stupid... next we'll hear he and the entire cast got high with and gangbanged mackenzie phillips

R6 By making this statement a week before the book's release, she's generating free publicity for her book. All the media has picked up on the story - do you know how much it would actually cost her to advertise on these platforms to promote the release of her book ? This publicity she's generating is priceless.

Was she ever on Frasier, perhaps no underwear Frasier flashed her or perhaps stole her panties? Camile would cosign.

but hopefully this saves another woman from being flashed by Tim.

So, why didn't she exploit this story before? Was the cock too good?

R13 The best part of that roast is when Lisa Lampanelli went after Andy Dick and Courtney Love.

I do believe her, but also think it doesn't matter. A stupid little joke that failed and pissed her off at the time, probably, but at least she's not going all Brendan Fraser and pretending it ruined her life for decades.

Fuck….. r8 you don’t know shit from apple butter

I'd rather be flashed by Richard Karn.

I'll believe Pam long, long before I believe a single utterance from convicted drug dealer/ex-con/MAGAt lover Tim Allen's piehole.

Did any of Tim's "housemates" sample his man cherry while he was in the slammer?

R18 pffffffft

this is why we should get rid of the criminal justice system and bring back the inquisition.

MOB RULES!

But need someone to rule us with an ironfist. Will Roxanne become our queen?

Team Pam. But I never understand why people bring shit like this up decades after it happened unless they're trying to sell books or a documentary on Netflix (see Prince Harry).

R21 She claims it's due to the renewed interest from the miniseries.

She also lost her entire fortune due to irresponsible spending and is probably taking every opportunity to build back her wealth.

If you expose yourself to someone, they can bring it up whenever they want. It’s too bad Allen doesn’t like it. He was happy to do it at the time. It’s supposed to shame HER! Not him. That’s what he’s mad at.

Never!

On set.

Geez Pam. Do you know how often Tim flashed me?

Tim Allen crawled out from under a rock to refute this?

Shit. That pervert gooferdust manic flashed everyone. Like he has anything but two mismatched nuts and some kind of petite wurst between them. Plus he couldn't get it up without a helium injection all the way back to at least 1993. He chased me begging to let him rub on me after my audition.

That's why I had it in my contract that he couldn't get near me without a physical barrier present.

Worked fine. But I could still smell his breath. Whoa.

What's with all the Tim Allen hate? I think he's a pretty funny guy, politics aside. Neither one of these two are saints, were drug or substance free, and both knew their way around the block if you know what I mean. Pam is getting free publicity. Pretty smart for a blonde.

Always deny. Always deflect. Didn't we learn anything from El Cheeto?

I hate any post that reads "What's with all the ________ hate?"

Fucking morons. The person/place/thing in question is disliked, that's all.

The Datalounge takes its watchwords from the late Queen - Never explain, always complain.

I believe Pam.

Tim Allen's always been a dumb asshole. I don't doubt for one second that he flashed Pammykins.

Pammykins, she of the sex tapes, soft core porn, nude layouts and constantly hypersexualized public image, never said a word about it. She hasn't mentioned anything about it in all these years until it comes time to publicize a book. Then, suddenly, it's some kind of huge, attention-getting incident.

Neither of them comes out of this looking good.

Crazy things happen when you're high on the devil's dandruff!

She’s giving us the juice in the book. She has a story of Jack Nicholson fucking in a toilet.

He has total BDF.

Well if she fucked jack Nicholson, why not give Tim Allen a try.

Her life in the 90s was every gay man's dream. Cock being thrown at her from all sides.

Tim Allen is odious but I’ve never hear drug stories about him after he became famous. Yes, I know he did time for dealing coke.

So she, ummm...wasn't a virgin when I married her?!

Given how many cocks she had seen by that point in her life, let alone how many she'd sucked off and fucked, her story makes little sense.

I am NOT making the equivalent argument that a prostitute cannot be raped. I am suggesting the details of her story don't make a lot of sense in light of her enormous amount of experience with cocks attached to men in positions to do something for her career.

I don't believe her story.

What about Hasselhoff or any of the other guys on Baywatch?

[quote] She isn’t known to be a liar.

She’s a stupid whore and a diseased sociopath. Her stumping for boyfriend Julian Assange showed just what a moron she is.

[quote] I am NOT making the equivalent argument that a prostitute cannot be raped

No one was raped.

Her hepatitis finally are through to her brain.

Her hepatitis finally ate through to her brain.

Sweeeeeeeet

[quote]I am NOT making the equivalent argument that a prostitute cannot be raped

[quote]No one was raped.

Obviously. English is clearly not your native language if THAT is what you took from that analogy.

Hey Pam,

Cut or uncut?

Which one of the three kid actors turned out gay?

[quote]Which one of the three kid actors turned out gay?

Most people assume it's Jonathan Taylor Thomas, but there is no real proof of the matter.

Zachary Ty Bryan: "In October 2020, Bryan was charged with assault and strangulation for allegedly trying to choke his girlfriend in an apartment in Eugene, Oregon." He also has kids, so probably straight.

To what did Pam think "Tool Time" was alluding?

Jonathan Taylor Thomas only wished Tim would flash him!

[quote] Which one of the three kid actors turned out gay?

Not sure, R49. But the one in flannel is the bullest-looking dyke I've ever seen.

Wasn't the oldest kid recently arrested for beating up his wife?

[quote]Wasn't the oldest kid recently arrested for beating up his wife?

Um, did you read r50?

[quote]Zachary Ty Bryan: "In October 2020, Bryan was charged with assault and strangulation for allegedly trying to choke his girlfriend in an apartment in Eugene, Oregon." He also has kids, so probably straight.