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Talk about a personal foul! Finger in the anus is probably at least a yellow card?

UK DLers - what's the scoop here?

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by Anonymousreply 10January 23, 2023 7:18 AM

Brown card

by Anonymousreply 1January 23, 2023 6:20 AM

That’s a regular Saturday night for me.

by Anonymousreply 2January 23, 2023 6:27 AM

The Nottinghamshire Football Association Is conducting a thorough sniff test and will get to the bottom of this claim.

by Anonymousreply 3January 23, 2023 6:29 AM

I always smell my fingers afterward.

by Anonymousreply 4January 23, 2023 6:30 AM

Supa sta!!!!! ⭐️

by Anonymousreply 5January 23, 2023 6:49 AM

I was just checking to see if that player was acting like their team had ‘clenched’ the game.

by Anonymousreply 6January 23, 2023 6:51 AM

Now that’s surprise anal!

by Anonymousreply 7January 23, 2023 6:54 AM

Scat trick!

by Anonymousreply 8January 23, 2023 6:55 AM

I was sodomized!

by Anonymousreply 9January 23, 2023 6:56 AM

We had a major Rugby League player in Sydney from the Manly club who used to stick his finger up opposition players bung holes. He retired early....with a 10 year ban.

by Anonymousreply 10January 23, 2023 7:18 AM
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