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I want to be underwhelmed. Mid-winter 2023 edition. 🥶

I’m really into Harvard beets.

by Anonymousreply 486March 26, 2023 9:05 PM

I’m Koo Koo for Nilla Mini wafers. I buy a box of single packs. Only 120 calories per package.

by Anonymousreply 1January 22, 2023 10:52 PM

I love teddy grahams too

by Anonymousreply 2January 23, 2023 12:26 AM

We're already in midwinter?

by Anonymousreply 3January 23, 2023 1:01 AM

The brownie in the Banquet TV dinners is better than most box mixes. It actually has a chocolate taste.

by Anonymousreply 4January 23, 2023 1:07 AM

You know where they DON’T serve Harvard beets?

by Anonymousreply 5January 23, 2023 4:42 AM

I woke up too early today. it's Monday. blah blah blah....

by Anonymousreply 6January 23, 2023 10:20 AM

i feel shitty

by Anonymousreply 7January 23, 2023 12:24 PM

I love my legs

by Anonymousreply 8January 23, 2023 6:05 PM

Did you buy your master a bday gift? I did. New air Jordan’s

by Anonymousreply 9January 23, 2023 7:42 PM

Today was a really tough day for me to get through.

by Anonymousreply 10January 23, 2023 10:32 PM

Remarkably little underwhelming going on in this thread so far.

by Anonymousreply 11January 23, 2023 10:34 PM

I had beef stew for dinner, quite peppery. It would have been excellent had I not forgotten to pick up crackers at the store today, but them's the breaks. Tomorrow: how will I succeed in torpedoing my leftovers?

by Anonymousreply 12January 23, 2023 11:25 PM

Its been three weeks since I went to McDonald's (across the street) but I fell off the wagon today.

by Anonymousreply 13January 24, 2023 12:03 AM

[quote]You know where they DON’T serve Harvard beets?

Harvard Avenue in Seattle?

by Anonymousreply 14January 24, 2023 12:07 AM

Two snowstorms in the last four days in my area of New England. About 20 inches all told. Now another significant snow event is predicted for Wednesday night into Thursday. We had bare ground up until last Friday and suddenly it's snowmageddon.

by Anonymousreply 15January 24, 2023 2:53 AM

It’s been a gray, dreary winter.

by Anonymousreply 16January 24, 2023 3:00 AM

I’m supposed to get 9” sometime in the next 24 hrs.

by Anonymousreply 17January 24, 2023 8:14 PM

R17, I hope he's hot, too! :-)

by Anonymousreply 18January 24, 2023 8:35 PM

No, it’s the snow forecast r18

by Anonymousreply 19January 24, 2023 9:06 PM

I was being sarcastic, R17. Stay safe somewhere indoors.

by Anonymousreply 20January 24, 2023 9:15 PM

R29 Cosmo will you hold me

by Anonymousreply 21January 24, 2023 9:20 PM

Absolutely R21! We can sit together and wait for the snow I'm supposed to be getting in the next hour or so.

by Anonymousreply 22January 25, 2023 3:20 PM

I am deciding what to do with my white-trash millionaire neighbor across the street who has three cars parked in front of my property for the last two months.

Any ideas, so long as they are underwhelming?

by Anonymousreply 23January 25, 2023 3:25 PM

Draw penises on the windshields.

by Anonymousreply 24January 25, 2023 4:33 PM

Cozzy we just got an inch of slushy snow. You?

by Anonymousreply 25January 25, 2023 6:39 PM

Please don’t use this premature thread until the prior one is closed.

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by Anonymousreply 26January 25, 2023 7:52 PM

R26 stop telling people what to do.

by Anonymousreply 27January 25, 2023 8:05 PM

I SAID please.

by Anonymousreply 28January 25, 2023 9:13 PM

I don't think you quite understand how "please" works r28.

by Anonymousreply 29January 25, 2023 10:22 PM

Beautiful snowy day in Wisconsin today. "Beautiful" because I don't have to leave the house and can enjoy the view from inside.

by Anonymousreply 30January 25, 2023 10:30 PM

R25, Cos and I watched it snow furiously for about 2 hours. We got maybe an inch or two and, at some point, it started sticking onto the pavement in the courtyards. Then it stopped and started raining. While it was snowing, it was quiet and quite beautiful.

For some odd reason, whenever we're getting snow, we get lots of little birds flying around. Cos loves his birdy buddies!

by Anonymousreply 31January 26, 2023 5:31 PM

Oh shit!

by Anonymousreply 32February 1, 2023 8:27 PM

At age 26, I just want to delete all my social media and do some kind of off-grid thing. I'm done with online social life, outside of DL of course. I especially want to delete my Snapchat - forever.

by Anonymousreply 33February 2, 2023 3:14 AM

It's been a year since my car's tires have set tread in a McDonald's drive-through.

I live between two McDonald's, so this is a big deal. Go ahead, make fun of my neighborhood. (The 2 McDonald's are about 1.5 miles apart.)

by Anonymousreply 34February 2, 2023 3:29 AM

Dallas is iced over AGAIN. I actually love it as long as I have electricity. It's absolutely peaceful and silent outside, no traffic, and I'm cozy and well-fed.

by Anonymousreply 35February 2, 2023 5:49 AM

[quote]I live between two McDonald's, so this is a big deal. Go ahead, make fun of my neighborhood.

The house where I lived until I was 7 is now a Wendy's.

by Anonymousreply 36February 2, 2023 6:57 AM

It’s time to sleep

by Anonymousreply 37February 2, 2023 7:47 AM

It's time to wake up.

by Anonymousreply 38February 2, 2023 8:37 AM

I'm thinking about joining the Elks.

by Anonymousreply 39February 2, 2023 9:09 AM

R39 I remember the Elks Club. I didn't know it still existed. Please let us know if you join.

by Anonymousreply 40February 2, 2023 9:26 AM

London

My candle cutter arrived from amazon. Of course the door bell rang just as I was on the loo and things were starting to move. Why does amazon use such large packaging for such a small item? It could have easily fitting thru the letter box.

I used my new gadget on a candle. I thought I'd been over enthusiastic and cut the wick down too low, but the flame roared up after about half a minute.

by Anonymousreply 41February 2, 2023 2:08 PM

That's all very well r41, but how was the shit?

by Anonymousreply 42February 2, 2023 2:18 PM

In a few minutes my breakfast will commence. This morning my breakfast consists of-

Organic Sprouted Oatmeal, chia seeds, hemp seeds, ground flax seeds plus two medium boiled eggs.

by Anonymousreply 43February 2, 2023 2:48 PM

[quote]Organic Sprouted Oatmeal, chia seeds, hemp seeds, ground flax seeds plus two medium boiled eggs.

That sure is a lot of seeds. Do you ever let yourself to go fallow for a season?

by Anonymousreply 44February 2, 2023 5:28 PM

R43 you'll soon be joining R41 on the loo.

by Anonymousreply 45February 2, 2023 8:23 PM

Making a bunch of random breaded food things for dinner because my whole household is depressed and didn’t want to cook. I feel like trash.

by Anonymousreply 46February 2, 2023 10:00 PM

I love cleaning my toilet

by Anonymousreply 47February 2, 2023 10:11 PM

The sound of music and other tunes I can fart along to.

by Anonymousreply 48February 2, 2023 10:31 PM

I put a shit encrusted rolling chair my mom enjoyed sitting in on by curb for the trash man tomorrow. To my surprise 4 vehicles stopped to look it over. 3 got a look at how shit filthy it is and quickly drove away. The 4th individual pushed the chair up the sidewalk to who knows where.

by Anonymousreply 49February 2, 2023 10:36 PM

Cheese is very binding!

by Anonymousreply 50February 3, 2023 12:06 AM

I watched an old episode of Inspector Lewis tonight. The killer was a trans woman (not of color) who went to Brazil to get a sex change operation so that she could be with her ex-boyfriend who was too religious to accept being gay. It didn’t work out, the ex-boyfriend committed suicide, and she went after the religious people who had tried to convert him to heterosexuality and killed them with 🔥.

Turns out the ex-boyfriend was a childhood friend of Sgt. Hathaway who had kissed Sgt. Hathaway as a young teen. Hathaway laughed in his face. Later, when Hathaway was in the seminary he was one of the religious people who told the ex-boyfriend to go straight. The killer tried and failed to burn Hathaway alive.

It would be so canceled today.

by Anonymousreply 51February 3, 2023 4:21 AM

Are all the previous posts made by the same person? I admit to being naive but this was a fun thread until this person joined.

by Anonymousreply 52February 3, 2023 5:56 AM

I'm just sitting here waiting for my lunch to heat up and watching an ER rerun. I have a 90 minute webinar at from 2:30 - 4 pm ET. Who the hell schedules such a long webinar on a Friday?!

by Anonymousreply 53February 3, 2023 4:46 PM

Someone with the sense of humor of a 10-year-old thinks it's the height of hilarity to pollute this thread with inane scatological humor, R52. Blocking him is the best solution.

by Anonymousreply 54February 3, 2023 7:52 PM

IMO, there should be nothing (work-wise) scheduled past 12:00 noon on a Friday.

by Anonymousreply 55February 3, 2023 8:07 PM

Totally agree, R55. Last Summer, my regional GM decided we were having "No Meeting Fridays." If you wanted to schedule meetings with clients, that was on you. But, internally, we had no meetings. I try not to schedule anything on Fridays after Noon unless it's a webinar that gives me credits towards my certification. I work in HR.

by Anonymousreply 56February 3, 2023 9:19 PM

I asked ChapGPT to compose a paragraph that would amuse elderly homosexuals. It totally failed.

“ As the saying goes, laughter is the best medicine! And what better way to bring a smile to the faces of elderly homosexuals than with a good laugh? From classic gay-themed movies and TV shows, to the latest drag queen lip-sync battles, there's always something to tickle the funny bone of those in the LGBTQ+ community. Not to mention the endless stream of witty quips and sassy comebacks that are part and parcel of gay culture. So why not spend an afternoon indulging in some lighthearted fun, whether it's watching a RuPaul's Drag Race marathon, sharing a few laughs over a game of cards with friends, or simply having a good old-fashioned giggles session with your partner? With all the challenges life can bring, it's important to take a moment to enjoy some good, clean fun and let the laughter roll!”

by Anonymousreply 57February 3, 2023 9:59 PM

You’re all a bunch of liars!

by Anonymousreply 58February 3, 2023 10:51 PM

R56 How do you work from home in 'human relations'? I always thought HR was a very face-to-face type of thing.

by Anonymousreply 59February 4, 2023 2:44 AM

[quote] My candle cutter arrived from amazon.

I started to read this thinking the candle cutter was a person, which I found whelming because I thought it meant I’d have to find a person to come to the house and cut my candles, if that’s going to be a thing now.

by Anonymousreply 60February 4, 2023 3:37 AM

I'm trying to figure out something on guitar. I have been playing for a long time, I know a lot, but a new challenge has overtaken me.

by Anonymousreply 61February 4, 2023 4:17 AM

I don't understand this need to cut the wicks of the candles. The problem with those huge, fat candles seems to be not enough wicks. The middle of the candle (where the wick is) becomes concave. The perimeter of the candle is too high. Too much wax rolling down from the perimeter into the wick area, snuffing out the candle.

by Anonymousreply 62February 4, 2023 4:50 AM

Cooking guy Kevin Lee Jacobs on Youtube has a Mr. Potato Head on the counter next to his stove while he cooks. It's whimsical and makes me smile.

Unfortunately, I can't pull off whimsy. People inevitably question my sanity.

by Anonymousreply 63February 4, 2023 7:00 PM

R61 You sound overwhelmed. I hope you become underwhelmed soon.

by Anonymousreply 64February 5, 2023 1:24 AM

I have fallen out of love with Talenti Mediterranean Mint Gelato.

It was my favorite flavor but now the taste reminds me of the Scope mouthwash of my youth.

by Anonymousreply 65February 5, 2023 6:59 PM

My favorite Talenti flavors are Southern Butter Pecan, Caramel Toffee Crunch, and Roman Raspberry.

by Anonymousreply 66February 5, 2023 7:02 PM

Welcome fat whores!

by Anonymousreply 67February 5, 2023 7:23 PM

Oh, we were always here r67.

by Anonymousreply 68February 5, 2023 7:46 PM

R62 they’re called wick trimmers, asshole!

by Anonymousreply 69February 5, 2023 8:35 PM

My asshole always enjoys a good wick trimming.

by Anonymousreply 70February 5, 2023 8:36 PM

R56, it’s a little complicated but I’m not an on-site HR staff member. My company contracts with other companies to provide HR services, benefits, and payroll. I provide services to about 50 companies.

by Anonymousreply 71February 5, 2023 11:10 PM

"Cosmo's 50-company workday?" 😁

by Anonymousreply 72February 6, 2023 1:34 AM

I have an underwhelming foreboding:

I’ve seen three references to Zooey Deschanel this weekend.

by Anonymousreply 73February 6, 2023 8:23 AM

This woman is trying to tell me I can use the liquid from a can of chickpeas as an egg replacement.

She further asserts that said chickpea juice can also be used to make chocolate mousse and mayonnaise.

Anyone ever tried this? *paging Greg*

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by Anonymousreply 74February 6, 2023 12:22 PM

[quote] *paging Greg*

This must NEVER EVER BE DONE ON AN UNDERWHELMED THREAD. NEVER EVER.

NEVER!

by Anonymousreply 75February 6, 2023 1:10 PM

Is there a thread for the latest season of Real Housewives of Potomac? Nothing came up in the search.

Robyn and Juan got married in the season finale. There was a blurb about Juan cheating just before the wedding and she was on WWHL last night. Apparently, Juan paid for some woman's ticket to MD from Canada. Story he told was that she was dating a Bal Ravens player and wanted to see him, She lost her wallet in some casino so Juan paid for her hotel. Jesus, worst excuse EVAH! if she was dating a BR player, why not call him??!!

If there is one, can someone link it, please? And sorry to whelm!

TIA

by Anonymousreply 76February 6, 2023 4:32 PM

Here's the RH of Potomac thread.

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by Anonymousreply 77February 6, 2023 5:17 PM

Grandma, what’s wrong with me?

You’re a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 78February 6, 2023 5:24 PM

Thank you, R77! I didn't search with "The Real Housewives . . ." I tried RHOP and Real Housewives.

by Anonymousreply 79February 6, 2023 6:05 PM

I put my bean soup in the freezer so I can have it later in the month.

by Anonymousreply 80February 6, 2023 7:14 PM

Well smell you r80.

by Anonymousreply 81February 6, 2023 8:35 PM

I’m so fucking tired.

by Anonymousreply 82February 6, 2023 9:24 PM

I bought some Maseca corn masa flour. I want to use it as a thickener & hopefully a flavor-enhancer when I make my pinto beans. The only choice, as far as quantity, was a 4.4-lb. bag. So, I need to figure out a way to store this, now. I also got some Cento tomato paste in the tube, to bump up flavor in the pinto beans. Finally, I bought some dried Mexican oregano. I was sick of my Italian mixed dried herbs mix. Those long, hard leaves of rosemary were something I always had to pick out and I got tired of it.

by Anonymousreply 83February 6, 2023 9:31 PM

R83 is overwhelming

by Anonymousreply 84February 6, 2023 9:47 PM

[81] Everyone will as soon as the beans work their way through.

by Anonymousreply 85February 6, 2023 10:01 PM

Apparently, I have won a free steak dinner at Ruth's Chris. It also says something silly about retirement advice.

by Anonymousreply 86February 6, 2023 10:17 PM

I get the same type of free meal offers but I'm supposed to sit through funeral planning advice. Believe me, that's in your future, R86.

by Anonymousreply 87February 7, 2023 2:41 AM

R83: The maseca will be fine if you keep it wrapped up in a plastic bag, as far as keeping it fairly fresh and free of weevils. And re the Mexican oregano: it's stronger than the Italian kind. It suddenly hit me a couple of months ago that the thing that it smells like the most is a sweaty horse. Appetizing, I know.

by Anonymousreply 88February 7, 2023 1:04 PM

R83, simply store your Maseca corn masa flour tightly sealed in a plastic bag and in the freezer.

by Anonymousreply 89February 7, 2023 1:21 PM

[quote] This must NEVER EVER BE DONE ON AN UNDERWHELMED THREAD. NEVER EVER. NEVER!

And yet it was, R75. And yet it was.

Now you can get lost.

by Anonymousreply 90February 7, 2023 1:23 PM

[quote] This woman is trying to tell me I can use the liquid from a can of chickpeas as an egg replacement. She further asserts that said chickpea juice can also be used to make chocolate mousse and mayonnaise. Anyone ever tried this? *paging Greg*

I've never heard of this. Maybe it would work. Give it a try and let us know.

by Anonymousreply 91February 7, 2023 1:24 PM

There goes the neighborhood.

The schmuck searches for any references to his odious self like a heat seeking missile.

by Anonymousreply 92February 7, 2023 2:15 PM

[quote] There goes the neighborhood. The schmuck searches for any references to his odious self like a heat seeking missile.

If anyone is bringing down property values, it is you, R92.

Sorry you think I'm a schmuck, but there are many out here who eagerly await my every post, so I shall not be deterred.

Now go away!

by Anonymousreply 93February 7, 2023 2:48 PM

Oh, FUCK.

by Anonymousreply 94February 7, 2023 4:56 PM

Everybody hide. Maybe he’ll get bored and leave.

by Anonymousreply 95February 7, 2023 5:05 PM

[quote] Everybody hide. Maybe he’ll get bored and leave.

But I really won't.

by Anonymousreply 96February 7, 2023 5:17 PM

[quote] Oh, FUCK.

Is that all you've got?

Use your words, R94.

by Anonymousreply 97February 7, 2023 5:18 PM

R74, I'll never forgive you for this. This is one of the only threads I truly enjoy on DL and you've ruined it.

by Anonymousreply 98February 7, 2023 6:23 PM

[quote] [R74], I'll never forgive you for this. This is one of the only threads I truly enjoy on DL and you've ruined it.

Oh, grow up you little bitch. This is one of the only threads you truly enjoy? Well dry your tears, little one, and get over it.

by Anonymousreply 99February 7, 2023 8:05 PM

I always hate that moment when I run out of F&Fs.

by Anonymousreply 100February 7, 2023 8:14 PM

I stepped in a HUGE pile of dog shit in my neighbor’s yard! I’m so damned mad I had to clean that mess and a half off of my trail shoes.

by Anonymousreply 101February 7, 2023 8:41 PM

I smell a red tag in your future, Greg.

by Anonymousreply 102February 7, 2023 10:50 PM

Gawker died again. It’s as if I found out an old classmate OD’d.

by Anonymousreply 103February 8, 2023 8:17 AM

I had gum surgery late yesterday. My cheek still hurts from the Novocaine shots and my smile is still a little lopsided. But it's supposed to be a nice day here in northern NJ. That means Cos and sleep in the sun on his back with is belly out!

by Anonymousreply 104February 8, 2023 12:35 PM

[quote]That means Cos and sleep in the sun on his back with is belly out!

Oddly enough that is EXACTLY what I plan to do this afternoon here in Miami!

by Anonymousreply 105February 8, 2023 12:37 PM

R105, make sure your tail is placed seductively between your legs and your front paws are up.

That should say ". . . Cos CAN sleep . . ." I'm oh dearing myself.

by Anonymousreply 106February 8, 2023 12:41 PM

I bought some smoked tofu yesterday. I never was a tofu fan, but this is surprisingly quite tasty.

by Anonymousreply 107February 8, 2023 12:57 PM

I am encouraging all pet owners to start visiting public places with their pets.

The behavior of the most obnoxious assholes improves when there are pets present.

by Anonymousreply 108February 10, 2023 11:30 AM

People worry about the tiny witnesses to their stupidity.

by Anonymousreply 109February 10, 2023 11:38 AM

Young fem gays and their sense of false entitlement

by Anonymousreply 110February 10, 2023 11:56 AM

It's payday for me! Happy Friday, my fellow underwhelmers!

by Anonymousreply 111February 10, 2023 12:03 PM

My public transit app rejected a payment, accepted a payment, and then billed me twice.

Yes, I’m telling them to take $50 off my transit card and return it to my bank.

I’m petty and poor.

by Anonymousreply 112February 10, 2023 1:18 PM

[quote]They are ruining my weed budget

Priorities are a must in this now-a-go-go world!

by Anonymousreply 113February 10, 2023 1:27 PM

I am finishing up some work and will turn my attention to what I will cook tonight and over the weekend. I've already salted a chicken for my Sunday roast chicken. I'm thinking of preparing fish tonight.

by Anonymousreply 114February 10, 2023 5:54 PM

Get a blog.

by Anonymousreply 115February 10, 2023 6:33 PM

Ah has done did transmitted already my taxes and arranged for payment by my bank.

Life's good and I'm great.

by Anonymousreply 116February 10, 2023 6:37 PM

[quote] Get a blog.

Get a life.

by Anonymousreply 117February 10, 2023 7:49 PM

I sneezed 17 times in a row. It was exhausting. I might take a nap.

by Anonymousreply 118February 10, 2023 8:33 PM

Damn, R118! Are you OK? I thought sneezing stopped your heart momentarily. Or is that an old wives' tale?

by Anonymousreply 119February 10, 2023 9:23 PM

I think you are confusing sneezing with orgasms Cosmo.

by Anonymousreply 120February 10, 2023 10:15 PM

I just remembered that pollen is tree jizz and we’re all inhaling come Springtime.

by Anonymousreply 121February 11, 2023 12:48 AM

I bought a bag of lettuce with an expiration date of Feb. 13, and it's already turning brown. I feel betrayed.

by Anonymousreply 122February 11, 2023 1:55 AM

I just showered with silk and magnolia body wash. Silk is actually listed as one of the ingredients.

by Anonymousreply 123February 11, 2023 2:07 AM

Silk is just silkworm doo-doo. Like honey is just bee vomit.

by Anonymousreply 124February 11, 2023 2:24 AM

I love guys feet

by Anonymousreply 125February 11, 2023 2:37 AM

Wait—pollen is tree spooge?

by Anonymousreply 126February 11, 2023 5:59 AM

This is a great rice pudding recipe I whole heartedly recommend if you have leftover rice and half and half. So good, I added cinnamon and raisins to mine. No need for eggs!

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by Anonymousreply 127February 11, 2023 7:29 AM

Coming back home after a long weekend trip I like to sit down and take a ginormous crap.

by Anonymousreply 128February 12, 2023 8:09 PM

In my old age, my hair is creeping into Christopher Walken (Batman) / Bill Hadar (Cruella) territory.

And the fivehead is here, Folks.

by Anonymousreply 129February 12, 2023 10:41 PM

R129 I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you aren't overwhelmed.

by Anonymousreply 130February 13, 2023 12:19 AM

I became arrogant with my new-found bean-cooking skills. I soaked some pinto beans overnight and noticed it the beans hadn't puffed up as much as usual. I let it soak another night. I cooked the beans today. Half of them looked OK; the other half looked shriveled. All the seasonings were already in that pot or I would have dumped it. I fished out all of the shriveled beans and I think things are OK.

by Anonymousreply 131February 13, 2023 2:40 AM

R131 sounds like you averted an overwhelming disaster. 😉

by Anonymousreply 132February 13, 2023 11:05 AM

I am emitting garlic from every pore in my body. My bedroom reeks.

by Anonymousreply 133February 13, 2023 12:06 PM

Thank you, R120! You are correct and I was wrong.

by Anonymousreply 134February 13, 2023 12:52 PM

Just back from Dunkin' (didn't feel like walking to Starbucks).

Thinking about my upcoming Greg2023 DL Live session.

by Anonymousreply 135February 13, 2023 12:59 PM

I have my annual physical this afternoon to hear the latest ways in which my body is falling apart. I’m afraid I’m pre-diabetic.

by Anonymousreply 136February 13, 2023 4:41 PM

I’m tired from a long weekend of play

by Anonymousreply 137February 13, 2023 4:55 PM

Good for you, R137.

by Anonymousreply 138February 13, 2023 4:58 PM

I'm eating grapefruit again. And it's not fucking with my heart meds.

by Anonymousreply 139February 13, 2023 6:21 PM

R131: re beans, if you have a Hispanic grocery nearby, always buy beans there. They are usually just as fresh as they can be. I cooked a pound of pintos yesterday that I had soaked, and they were completely tender after being simmered for just about an hour.

by Anonymousreply 140February 13, 2023 6:50 PM

My doctor tried to prescribe. Wegovy. My insurance company said no.

by Anonymousreply 141February 13, 2023 7:50 PM

The magic pills are working, but I’m bloaty with only a few disappointing one-cheek sneaks. I will put on weight and people will stop asking if I’ll sell them meth.

by Anonymousreply 142February 14, 2023 1:26 AM

It’s clean sheet night but I don’t feel like taking a shower

by Anonymousreply 143February 14, 2023 2:44 AM

In other words you're in a dreadful situation totally of your own making, R143.

by Anonymousreply 144February 15, 2023 7:49 AM

I got a Krispy Kreme raspberry filled donut at the RaceTrac gas station very early this morning. It was $1.89 and quite puny, they've definitely shrunk in size from what I recall.

by Anonymousreply 145February 15, 2023 12:01 PM

I have to go to Staten Island for a client meeting. I hate driving to Staten Island. To make it worse, It will take me longer to drive roundtrip than the meeting will last. And lunch will probably only take about 90 minutes and will be sandwiches and salads; not great for someone who's trying to lose weight. At least it's a nice day.

by Anonymousreply 146February 15, 2023 12:16 PM

[quote] they've definitely shrunk in size from what I recall.

Have you?

by Anonymousreply 147February 15, 2023 12:25 PM

R146, why are salads not good for someone who's trying to lose weight?

by Anonymousreply 148February 15, 2023 12:48 PM

R145- Dunkin Donuts 🍩 are also far smaller than they used to be.

by Anonymousreply 149February 15, 2023 12:51 PM

I just got a $15 settlement check from Godiva because they did something wrong. Woot, I'm RICH!

by Anonymousreply 150February 15, 2023 3:30 PM

I have $30 in Ace Rewards that expire on 02/28 and have to be redeemed in-store - not good for online.

by Anonymousreply 151February 15, 2023 6:04 PM

R148, the salad offered was Caesar with croutons. Even with the shaved parmesan cheese, there's not enough protein; nothing to make you feel full. The dressing, the best part of the salad, IMO, is full of fat. The sandwiches were chicken parm, and Italian sub. I went with the Italian sub. Though the meat was processed, there was fresh mozzarella. The piece was small so there wasn't much bread. I had bottled water with it.

by Anonymousreply 152February 15, 2023 7:57 PM

I received a good guy stipend and now they are taxing it.

by Anonymousreply 153February 15, 2023 7:58 PM

What's a good guy stipend, R153?

by Anonymousreply 154February 15, 2023 8:03 PM

My cat has been losing weight mysteriously. No other obvious symptoms except for yowling after she eats. Took her to the vet today. $600 (ouch!)

Waiting for test results. I hope it’s not the bad thing it could be.

On the bright side, she looks great.

by Anonymousreply 155February 15, 2023 8:06 PM

My Federal tax refund got paid into my account in a week. I'm still waiting for the state.

The Feds tell you online where your refund is in the process. The state's website says they got it, but no details and, "Give us six weeks, anyway."

by Anonymousreply 156February 15, 2023 10:48 PM

Hmm ... that reminds me about taxes. I still need to file.

by Anonymousreply 157February 15, 2023 10:58 PM

R154 if you work with the unhoused directly there was a small amount paid to everyone. It was fun spending it and now I have to pay taxes on it. Boohoo.

by Anonymousreply 158February 16, 2023 3:28 AM

I refuse to think of that cunt Kate Jackson on Friday or any other day of the week.

by Anonymousreply 159February 16, 2023 6:03 AM

I had a filling (molar) yesterday. Dentist asked if I really wanted Novocaine. I said yes. WTF? Why not just make your patient comfortable?

by Anonymousreply 160February 17, 2023 5:14 PM

I have a sore on my pubic bone area.

by Anonymousreply 161February 17, 2023 5:23 PM

I had a new-fangled type of apple called a Wild Twist. It's a collaboration between a Honeycrisp and Pink Lady out of Lancaster, PA.

Sweet and tart probably leaning more towards sweet.

I only bought them because they were on sale. I don't believe I would actively seek them out again.

by Anonymousreply 162February 17, 2023 6:47 PM

I cried at Marcel the Shell with Shoes On. I cried. At a talking shell.

by Anonymousreply 163February 17, 2023 7:50 PM

R162 my faves are SugarBee, Ambrosia and Envy.

by Anonymousreply 164February 17, 2023 8:55 PM

Hi everyone, I’m back home!

by Anonymousreply 165February 18, 2023 3:21 PM

Great,, you can do the laundry.

by Anonymousreply 166February 18, 2023 5:27 PM

I just prepared myself a nice cup of organic chamomile infusion tea to relax with.

by Anonymousreply 167February 18, 2023 9:09 PM

What's the difference between chamomile tea and "chamomile infusion tea"?

by Anonymousreply 168February 18, 2023 9:10 PM

R168 Taylor’s Tea. That’s the difference

by Anonymousreply 169February 18, 2023 9:12 PM

I saw a picture of Dick Van Dyke pop up on my computer screen today but it wasn't really there. Perhaps an omen.

by Anonymousreply 170February 18, 2023 9:45 PM

I am on Day 5 of COVID and got out for a walk. The fresh air and sunshine felt good but it’s cold out.

by Anonymousreply 171February 18, 2023 9:49 PM

R170 do you regularly fap to pics of him?

by Anonymousreply 172February 18, 2023 10:48 PM

I used the last Lysol disinfecting wipe. Opened up a new canister of wipes and poured the remaining liquid from the old canister into the new one. Now the wipes in the new canister are too wet and soggy.

by Anonymousreply 173February 19, 2023 1:04 AM

I’ve fully converted from pipe and tobacco to vape.

I don’t light anything on fire. I don’t walk around the block. I don’t get asked if I have a cigarette while I’m clearly holding a pipe. I’m not worried about running low on fluid or loose tobacco that’s not too oily and not too dry. And my clothes don’t have little shit stains everywhere from the pipe spitting up tobacco juice at weird times.

Now, I have an electric pacifier that’s hooked up via usb-c cable. I feel like a spoiled 13 year-old with a juice box. I don’t think I’ll vape in public. I’m not even sure about social rules for vaping.

by Anonymousreply 174February 20, 2023 5:06 AM

[quote]social rules for vaping

Rule Number One: DON'T!

by Anonymousreply 175February 20, 2023 7:31 AM

r173 you shouldn't have been such a frugal fucker. it backfired on you.

by Anonymousreply 176February 20, 2023 10:05 AM

[quote][R173] you shouldn't have been such a frugal fucker. it backfired on you.

Guilty as charged! My late mother's little cost savings "hacks" stick with me to this day. The other day I cobbled together various size pieces of aluminum foil I had saved to line a baking sheet. I need to get a grip, I'm turning into a little old Italian lady.

by Anonymousreply 177February 20, 2023 11:49 AM

[quote]I'm turning into a little old Italian lady.

I fear that bridge has been irrevocably crossed.

by Anonymousreply 178February 20, 2023 11:57 AM

r155, have you gotten the test results back for your cat?

by Anonymousreply 179February 20, 2023 12:18 PM

I’m thinking about making a salmon sandwich for lunch. I might hoover the hall first, but I’m not sure if I have the energy to do both.

by Anonymousreply 180February 20, 2023 12:25 PM

I found a small brass bolt in my kitchen about a month ago, but I couldn’t figure out where it had come from. I’ve only now realised that it must have come off my bedroom lamp when I was changing the bulb and polishing it, but now I can’t remember what I did with the bolt in the meantime. I’m vexed.

by Anonymousreply 181February 20, 2023 12:29 PM

In your predicament r180, I would probably choose to do neither.

by Anonymousreply 182February 20, 2023 12:29 PM

Feeling a bit under the weather but tired mostly, I took a sick day from work. I just needed a day of mental health and laying in bed.

by Anonymousreply 183February 20, 2023 4:20 PM

After 25 years of no acne, I seem to be developing it again in my mid-forties. This may be a consequence of me trying to eat the global chocolate supply over the last week. This must stop.

by Anonymousreply 184February 20, 2023 5:17 PM

R183, are you in the US? Today is a federal holiday. Well, not all employers will give you the day off, I realize. Anyway, hope you feel better by the end of today.

by Anonymousreply 185February 20, 2023 5:27 PM

Thanks for asking, r179. Most of them. It’s looking like lymphoma. 😢. This means more expensive tests to confirm and determine which type. Or I may just treat for the type that can be treated (chemotherapy).

by Anonymousreply 186February 20, 2023 6:46 PM

Sometimes, as in right now. I'll watch Lori Goldstein on QVC.

I live in Flyoverstan.

Can somebody from the East Coast tell me what is this style?

by Anonymousreply 187February 20, 2023 10:49 PM

I had a huge bowl of broccoli with my lunch and it gave me a stomach ache. I just farted and it smelled like a burning tire.

by Anonymousreply 188February 20, 2023 11:24 PM

R188 disgusting 🐷

by Anonymousreply 189February 20, 2023 11:30 PM

[quote]I just farted and it smelled like a burning tire.

I just farted and it smelled like a burning tyre.

by Anonymousreply 190February 20, 2023 11:34 PM

Spread your legs and shove your old ugly head down there and keep farting. You’ll probably start fapping.

by Anonymousreply 191February 20, 2023 11:36 PM

R183 here. Since I took a sick day today, I didn't bother with my contact lenses. Just wearing my ugly glasses all day that give me a headache. It's too late now at 8pm to put contacts in so I just got in bed and took my glasses off. I'm done with the day and there's nothing else I need to see that clearly. I'm feeling lazy and slightly depressed. Guess my mental health day didn't work. At least I didn't drink or smoke a joint. Winning! Not.

by Anonymousreply 192February 21, 2023 12:00 AM

My leftover meatloaf dinner last night was godawful. The canned stewed tomatoes I opened tasted off so I dumped them. My tastebuds seem off the last few months. I wonder if I had COVID this summer and now I can’t taste well.

by Anonymousreply 193February 21, 2023 1:10 AM

I cleaned the bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 194February 21, 2023 2:15 AM

R193 Maybe you should have eaten your leftover meatloaf in a cold sandwich. Cold meatloaf sandwiches on a hard roll...(sigh).

by Anonymousreply 195February 21, 2023 7:32 AM

I watched the Golden Girls episode where they bury the old crank neighbor with my online friends. First time I've legitimately laughed in what seems like six months or more.

by Anonymousreply 196February 21, 2023 8:30 AM

I was shocked to hear Canada Geese this morning. I live in northern New England and they have never arrived sooner than mid to late March. The lakes are still frozen, no open water. Maybe they'll have better luck with the rivers.

by Anonymousreply 197February 21, 2023 1:37 PM

[quote]they bury the old crank neighbor with my online friends

I can only hope your online friends were consulted prior to their burial.

by Anonymousreply 198February 21, 2023 1:39 PM

I had Hazel on in the background while I was doing some mindless chores.

Mr. B.'s mousy spinster cousin came to stay with the Baxters and asked Hazel to make her a jelly omelet.

I never heard of a jelly omelet. Was that a 1960s fad? Doesn't sound appetizing to me.

by Anonymousreply 199February 21, 2023 1:42 PM

More like a 30's/40's Depression/wartime fad, R199 - make omelette, spoon jelly on one side of the nearly cooked eggs, fold over, plate and eat. My grandmother used to make them.

The only time I've had one in years was for breakfast at Harrah's in New Orleans. It just seemed like something simple during a week of eating at Gallatoires and Arnauds and Antoines.

by Anonymousreply 200February 21, 2023 1:51 PM

I think the jelly on scrambled egg habit turned me against ketchup on eggs - it shares expected sweetness and then throws in a surprise.

by Anonymousreply 201February 21, 2023 2:10 PM

I watched a clip from that Winnie the Pooh slasher film, and now I have regrets.

by Anonymousreply 202February 21, 2023 6:26 PM

You know those mornings when it takes just a little bit extra to get you out of bed?

Well, get your lazy ass up!!

by Anonymousreply 203February 21, 2023 8:54 PM

I lost my glasses today, but I have a back-up pair and I’m due for a new Rx anyway.

by Anonymousreply 204February 22, 2023 12:06 AM

Don’t you rape me!!

by Anonymousreply 205February 22, 2023 12:28 AM

The stopper on my sink doesn't work. I wonder if I can fix it myself? Should I even try?

by Anonymousreply 206February 22, 2023 10:18 AM

Took my Dad to Texas Roadhouse on Saturday. The 6 oz, sirloin was perfectly medium rare. The corn had been left over from the Obama Administration.

Went to a seafood restaurant yesterday for a team luncheon. The appetizers were fantastic as was the mint chocolate chip gelato. The Chilean Sea Bass (yes, I know it doesn't exist) over shaved asparagus and mushrooms with a parsnip puree needed salt. There were no salt and pepper shakers on any of the tables.

One restaurant with a great main dish and one with great appetizers. Sigh. Glad I like to cook.

by Anonymousreply 207February 22, 2023 1:37 PM

I used baking soda, vinegar and boiling water to clear up a slow drain. Now I'm out of baking soda and vinegar. I'll add them to this week's grocery order. I think I'll get the big jug of vinegar this time and perhaps three boxes of baking soda, one for cooking, one for household chores and one for the fridge.

by Anonymousreply 208February 22, 2023 3:54 PM

[quote] Now I'm out of baking soda and vinegar. I'll add them to this week's grocery order. I think I'll get the big jug of vinegar this time and perhaps three boxes of baking soda, one for cooking, one for household chores and one for the fridge.

You might consider purchasing a large 4-pound box of baking soda for household chores/laundry.

by Anonymousreply 209February 22, 2023 4:28 PM

This has been an underwhelming and depressing winter with no snow (so far).

by Anonymousreply 210February 22, 2023 5:12 PM

Costco sells baking soda and vinegar in massive quantities.

by Anonymousreply 211February 22, 2023 5:16 PM

R210 I spent $1800 for a snowblower last November. I have not used it yet.

I was kind of pissed off but now I’m thinking I’d gladly give somebody $1800 if that meant no snow all winter.

by Anonymousreply 212February 22, 2023 5:21 PM

I had the opposite experience—deciding not to spend on an expensive snow-blower. I got a cheap electric one before a big storm in 2017 and I’ve used it twice since. If we ever get big snow again, I’ll pay local kids to dig me out.

by Anonymousreply 213February 22, 2023 5:32 PM

It’s snowing now.

by Anonymousreply 214February 22, 2023 6:33 PM

I want to listen to stockard channing sing a song from “Grease” for some reason. Going to youtube brb

by Anonymousreply 215February 23, 2023 12:44 AM

I had never heard of this one musician from the '60s and then his name and picture came up three times in one week (twice on Reddit and once on Tumblr). Now I've forgotten his name again.

by Anonymousreply 216February 23, 2023 1:18 AM

I find myself thinking that Marie Windsor always looked rougher than her Mormon background and clean living warranted.

by Anonymousreply 217February 23, 2023 1:21 AM

Over about three years, I've been weaning my partner from Northern cornbread and working towards Southern-style. Today we had beans and rice and I baked some with my family's recipe from Scott County, Virginia. He said it was delicious. He hasn't noticed the difference, and I can stop cringing at sweet, eggy, cake-like fluffy stuff.

Success.

by Anonymousreply 218February 23, 2023 1:35 AM

Your cornbread recipe, please, r218.

by Anonymousreply 219February 23, 2023 1:44 AM

I like the sweet, cake-like cornbread.

by Anonymousreply 220February 23, 2023 1:45 AM

Here's a photo of R220.

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by Anonymousreply 221February 23, 2023 1:59 AM

I’m going back to rinsing my dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. When I pre-rinse, they take an hour to clean. I didn’t pre-rinse and set the dishwasher to Sensor. It took about 90 minutes for the wash cycle. It’s almost 10:15 pm ET and it’s just now on the dry cycle. Fuck you, Cascade Platinum!!

by Anonymousreply 222February 23, 2023 2:15 AM

I rinse everything before putting it into the dishwasher, to the point where I don't really need to bother putting it into the dishwasher. I'm a little OCD that way.

by Anonymousreply 223February 23, 2023 2:28 AM

R218, my Cousin Ida made me promise not to "give it out." It has a little twist and she drove her sisters crazy (she'd be 140 years old now). She gave it to me because I was from out of state and praised it highly and helped her son cut tobacco while I was visiting. No shit.

Just use Rea Drummond's simplest version and put it in an iron skillet. It looks close. But you'll have to switch to lard from shortening but use less, preferably "some from your own hog." It won't be exactly the same but at least you'll get the desired crust.

Now I'm REALLY underwhelmed.

by Anonymousreply 224February 23, 2023 2:41 AM

Since Cousin Ida is dead, why not just give out the recipe?

by Anonymousreply 225February 23, 2023 2:46 AM

[quote]Fuck you, Cascade Platinum!!

Pics please.

by Anonymousreply 226February 23, 2023 7:52 AM

R223, I don't run the dishwasher every day so Cos' cat dishes get crusty from his wet food. I've always let them sit with water in them for a few hours before putting them in the dishwasher. I didn't do that this time to see how it would work. Generally, I run the dishwasher after dinner (usually around 7:30 or 8 pm). On the 1 hour wash and heat dry settings, they are clean and dry before I go to bed at 10 pm.

by Anonymousreply 227February 23, 2023 11:58 AM

I do not rinse my dishes AT ALL. My machine handles that.

by Anonymousreply 228February 23, 2023 12:39 PM

R225, because I am an honorable person.

Plus she was a hillbilly hoodoo woman and those preset hexes are ready to snap no matter how much time passes.

by Anonymousreply 229February 23, 2023 5:56 PM

I haven't had a dishwasher for decades. I hand-wash & dry everything.

by Anonymousreply 230February 23, 2023 6:00 PM

I need a new hobby. My old one, the pursuit and consumption of snacks, has become medically untenable.

by Anonymousreply 231February 23, 2023 6:48 PM

r231, exercises? If you can't exercise, you need to keep your hands busy. Puzzles, knitting, needlework like crewel or embroidery, video games. Anything to keep your hands from shoveling food into your mouth.

Also, make a new rule for yourself -- anything you eat, including snacks, has to be eaten at the table. Even if it's a handful of peanuts or a cube of cheese, sit down and eat it. You're more likely to be mindful of how much and what you are actually eating if you don't eat on the go, in the car, in front of the TV, etc.

by Anonymousreply 232February 23, 2023 6:55 PM

Walk backwards r231. It burns 40% more calories than walking forwards and engages different muscles.

Choose a long unobstructed path or hallway in your home, barefoot, lead with ball of foot.

by Anonymousreply 233February 23, 2023 7:04 PM

And live stream it here on the Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 234February 23, 2023 8:24 PM

Why do I want ice cream when it's 26F outside?

by Anonymousreply 235February 23, 2023 11:18 PM

Because ice cream is the perfect food.

by Anonymousreply 236February 23, 2023 11:26 PM

80 degrees in north GA yesterday and it's gotten close to that nearly every day in the past week. About 4 weeks early this year. I had my windows open all night.

by Anonymousreply 237February 24, 2023 11:18 AM

I’m wearing plaid.

by Anonymousreply 238February 24, 2023 11:30 PM

Don’t you touch me!

by Anonymousreply 239February 24, 2023 11:49 PM

Don’t you rape me!

by Anonymousreply 240February 24, 2023 11:57 PM

I’m imagining Hazel doing it with Mr. Ed.

by Anonymousreply 241February 25, 2023 12:33 AM

Wilbur drove a Studebaker Lark on the Mr Ed show.

Aunt Bea, from Andy Williams’ show, drove a Studebaker Lark IRL until she died.

Nelson Rockefeller courted Mrs Murphy in Maine in a Studebaker Avanti.

I have no idea why I know this, but I do.

by Anonymousreply 242February 25, 2023 12:43 AM

My short-lived venture into low carb a while back has left me with a bunch of Primal products. The ranch dressing made with avocado oil is very good as is the unsweetened ketchup.

The avocado oil mayonnaise was disgusting and the $9 jar went straight into the trash. The glowing reviews must have been written by employees.

by Anonymousreply 243February 25, 2023 10:42 AM

Seattle has wonderful fresh fish and I should be eating more of it.

No.

by Anonymousreply 244February 25, 2023 6:54 PM

Regarding R216 - BTW, the artist I'd never heard of turned up again today - Wally Tax.

by Anonymousreply 245February 25, 2023 9:46 PM

Had Linda Ronstadt songs in my head today, so rewatched the CNN documentary about her that now is on HBOMax.

by Anonymousreply 246February 25, 2023 9:49 PM

R243, I’m right there with you. The avocado mayo was beyond disgusting. I used it to make tuna salad and had to throw the whole thing out.

by Anonymousreply 247February 25, 2023 9:53 PM

I recently cleaned out my fridge and dumped some expensive stuff that I just wasn't using. It wasn't even bad-tasting stuff. I just wasn't consuming it. I guess my eating has changed. Anyway, it's a bummer when you add up the dollars and wish you could have them back.

by Anonymousreply 248February 25, 2023 10:15 PM

You should have sold the stuff on the street.

by Anonymousreply 249February 25, 2023 10:52 PM

Has anyone been to Switzerland and had elbow macaroni made with caramelized onions, breadcrumbs and APPLESAUCE? I'm tempted to make this just out of curiosity. It's the first recipe. She has a little promo after that and then the rest of the recipes look good too except the one with spam. I hate spam.

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by Anonymousreply 250February 25, 2023 11:30 PM

R250, macaroni and caramelized onions sound good. Applesauce sounds awful.

by Anonymousreply 251February 25, 2023 11:59 PM

I watch Kevin Lee Jacobs cooking videos (aka Nicolas Fairford for the older crowd) and he often says to beat or stir something "violently". I think he means "vigorously". Why he hasn't caught this and corrected himself I don't know. I also don't know why it annoys me but it does.

by Anonymousreply 252February 26, 2023 8:46 PM

He's obviously an S&M freak r252.

by Anonymousreply 253February 26, 2023 8:48 PM

I just looked up Kevin Lee Jacobs on YouTube. He does look like Nicolas Fairford, 20 years down the road.

by Anonymousreply 254February 26, 2023 9:12 PM

OK, I’m finally putting on weight and I have two unhoused people that will fit my size 28 pamts.

Did you see that? Two brags at once! Underwhelming at its best. I’m sorry. They’re good clothes if it redeems.

by Anonymousreply 255February 27, 2023 1:40 AM

It snowed last night and a little bit this morning. My area received about 6 inches of snow. It's quiet and beautiful right now.

by Anonymousreply 256February 28, 2023 12:06 PM

oh cosmo that sounds beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 257February 28, 2023 1:31 PM

I’m feeling depressed today because my health condition is worse. I feel so isolated and alone in this even though it isn’t true.

by Anonymousreply 258February 28, 2023 3:19 PM

^Whelmer!

by Anonymousreply 259February 28, 2023 4:00 PM

Spring is early in WV this year

by Anonymousreply 260February 28, 2023 4:07 PM

I don't see how I'm gonna make it through the summah.

by Anonymousreply 261February 28, 2023 4:15 PM

R258, I'm so sorry. I wish I could give you a hug.

The toilet in my second bathroom is hissing. I bought a new flapper so I hope that fixes it. I had the whole flushing mechanism replaced a few years ago and it cost me about $150 for the call and parts.

by Anonymousreply 262February 28, 2023 4:42 PM

I just shoveled the sidewalk, so of course it’s snowing again.

by Anonymousreply 263February 28, 2023 4:57 PM

I’d finished shoveling about 3/4ths of the driveway and all of the sidewalk this morning when my neighbor appeared with a shovel. His lame excuse is kids.

by Anonymousreply 264February 28, 2023 5:06 PM

Excuse for what?

by Anonymousreply 265February 28, 2023 5:12 PM

I’m gonna stop joking about constipation. It’s backing up in me.

by Anonymousreply 266February 28, 2023 6:57 PM

I’m spying on the new coworker who is stuck with the banker’s desk -it has two good drawers on one side and a useless cabinet door on the other.

Yes, not for profits keep the shittiest office furniture but I did order them a new chair

by Anonymousreply 267February 28, 2023 7:31 PM

I’m still in bed.

by Anonymousreply 268February 28, 2023 7:50 PM

Sometimes when im in a really deep nostalgic mood, I like to think back to my last day at college, that Spring of 2003 when I said goodbye to my college buddies. Many I have never seen or heard from since then. I wonder how life has treated them.

by Anonymousreply 269February 28, 2023 9:28 PM

R269 I’m not trying to be a Debbie Downer but I’m sure some of them are dead.

by Anonymousreply 270February 28, 2023 9:58 PM

[quote]Many I have never seen or heard from since then. I wonder how life has treated them.

Instead of just wondering, why not do what the rest of us do and try stalking them on the Internet?

by Anonymousreply 271March 1, 2023 1:58 AM

I have a big meeting tomorrow so had a mellow, relaxing evening and am in bed at 10 pm. I had a shower around 8 pm but can still smell my deodorant from earlier. I think I have to go wash my pits or I won’t be able to get to sleep.

by Anonymousreply 272March 1, 2023 2:04 AM

Could the odor be coming from the sheets?

by Anonymousreply 273March 1, 2023 2:31 AM

R272, go wash your ass properly!

by Anonymousreply 274March 1, 2023 3:07 AM

Thinking of watching a Columbo episode for the hundredth time...

But dammit, they're so good and kind of comfortable

by Anonymousreply 275March 1, 2023 3:16 AM

Came down with a powerful sore throat at the end of a beautiful warm afternoon yesterday. Gobbled zinc lozenges all thru the night and felt like I was getting pretty sick. I haven't had so much as a cold in almost 5 years now. Took a Covid test this a.m. and it's negative, and I just feel like I have a cold. Pretty sure I picked it up at a funeral reception on Saturday, a huge crowd, almost all of whom I did not know at all. It was a mistake to have gone, since I didn't give a damn about the "honoree" anyway, had to drive 1.5 hours to get there (and back), and this is the thanks I get.

by Anonymousreply 276March 1, 2023 2:49 PM

I had three teeth extracted and then bone grafting to fill the sockets done on Monday preparatory to placing implant posts and then crowns in about three months. The dentist gave me 30 Tylenol with codeine. I used three on Monday but have had no pain since. Not that I have any problem his generosity, but I thought the DEA did. Not so, apparently.

by Anonymousreply 277March 1, 2023 6:42 PM

R277, my condolences on all that dental work. I had "just" a filling a couple of weeks ago and felt sick the next day.

Anyway, codeine is relatively mild, compared to Percocet, etc.

by Anonymousreply 278March 1, 2023 7:15 PM

Tylenol with codeine didn't help me with my dental pain. I did better with OTC Tylenol.

by Anonymousreply 279March 1, 2023 7:25 PM

[quote]It was a mistake to have gone, since I didn't give a damn about the "honoree" anyway, had to drive 1.5 hours to get there (and back), and this is the thanks I get.

Not being snarky, but why did you go to this funeral, r276?

by Anonymousreply 280March 1, 2023 10:55 PM

^She was the sister-in-law of one of my oldest friends, someone I've known for over 50 years. I had known the deceased and her husband for about that long, and their children for decades. R276

by Anonymousreply 281March 2, 2023 1:22 PM

You know "Murder, She Wrote" is really watchable...

Not brilliant, but very watchable

by Anonymousreply 282March 3, 2023 9:18 AM

SeaPak frozen shrimp was BOGO at supermarket so I got two of the Shrimp Scampi. They make for a very good and quick meal over linguini.

They have other varieties such as Coconut Shrimp, Popcorn Shrimp, etc. but I haven't tried those.

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by Anonymousreply 283March 3, 2023 9:46 AM

They are quite good, R283. I don't like coconut shrimp but the scampi isn't bad if you don't want to make your own.

Happy Friday, DL underwhelmed!

by Anonymousreply 284March 3, 2023 3:37 PM

Had some Cheetos (puffs) and two packs of Twix (caramel).

by Anonymousreply 285March 4, 2023 12:38 AM

^^ fattie

by Anonymousreply 286March 4, 2023 12:42 AM

R285 Don't listen to him (R286). He's just jealous.

by Anonymousreply 287March 4, 2023 12:43 AM

R285 is not a fattie.

She is an amateur.

by Anonymousreply 288March 4, 2023 12:44 AM

R286 asshole

by Anonymousreply 289March 4, 2023 12:44 AM

I bought lower fat peanut butter by mistake. It’s not bad, but it dries on knife and plate like cement.

by Anonymousreply 290March 4, 2023 2:01 AM

Everyone simmer down!

by Anonymousreply 291March 4, 2023 9:01 AM

I want to lose 10 pounds before June. Im eating tomatoes and olives for breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 292March 4, 2023 11:59 AM

[quote] I’m really into Harvard beets.

If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.

by Anonymousreply 293March 4, 2023 12:28 PM

You just did, Andy.

by Anonymousreply 294March 4, 2023 2:05 PM

I shaved in the shower and missed a big patch on my jaw/neck. I really don’t want to shave again.

by Anonymousreply 295March 4, 2023 2:30 PM

Well then, just go out looking like an unkempt idiot.

by Anonymousreply 296March 4, 2023 2:41 PM

I cooked a nice pot of black (turtle?) beans. Put in some Mexican oregano (dried) and thickened with some Maseca flour. Frankly, I think you could use any type of flour.

by Anonymousreply 297March 4, 2023 7:40 PM

I’m old and I’m going longer with the hair on the back of my head - not quite a mullet.

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by Anonymousreply 298March 6, 2023 4:03 AM

Watching Columbo, episode with Johnny Cash and Ida Lupino. Never saw this episode and feel very comfortable and underwhelmed.

by Anonymousreply 299March 6, 2023 5:01 AM

I woke at 4.30 this morning, after 4.5 hours of sleep and had an urge to google local gyms. I need to join one soon, I think. My level of fitness has diminished to a almost zero since Covid. I’m moderately whelmed by the thought that I am heading towards an early grave unless I make big changes.

by Anonymousreply 300March 6, 2023 5:11 AM

Those of us who are regulars on the underwhelmed threads are bound to feel whelmed by your post, R300. Not putting a lot of effort into anything is a way of life for us. "Big changes" is really not a concept with which we feel comfortable.

by Anonymousreply 301March 6, 2023 6:29 AM

speak for yourself r301

by Anonymousreply 302March 6, 2023 10:21 AM

R300 is exhausting, and I didn't even read the obvious insanity there.

by Anonymousreply 303March 6, 2023 12:28 PM

My cousin in England wrote to tell me that her dahlias, tubers of which she stored wrapped in newspaper in her shed, died from the cold.

I didn't respond.

by Anonymousreply 304March 6, 2023 12:33 PM

Depending on the cultivars and number of tubers r304, that can be a whelming and expensive loss.

by Anonymousreply 305March 6, 2023 12:48 PM

I always cook my eggs 🥚 the night before I eat them . I take them out of the refrigerator and leave them on the counter to warm up to room temperature before I eat them for breakfast later.

by Anonymousreply 306March 6, 2023 12:56 PM

My neighbor adopted a cat recently. Cat tore up screens on her screened patio. Screen repair guys have been here since 8:30, it is now 9:00 and they have yet to start work. They are loud and blocking my driveway. I don't need to go anywhere but it's the principle of the matter.

by Anonymousreply 307March 6, 2023 1:11 PM

How helpful of you, R305. And interesting that you do not think I know anything about dahlia propagation and costs of loss.

So, that's who you are.

Not that I care, of course.

by Anonymousreply 308March 6, 2023 1:59 PM

No snark was intended r304.

by Anonymousreply 309March 6, 2023 2:27 PM

My neighbors cat sprayed my outdoor patio. It stinks so fucking bad. There are no cats in my home only 2 cute dogs.

by Anonymousreply 310March 6, 2023 2:57 PM

My (basic, borderline mental) neighbours upstairs have been throwing cigarette ends out of their window into my garden. I swept the path at lunchtime and there were about a dozen of the things there. I’m a peaceful, non-violent person, but I really want to gather them all up and post them through their letterbox.

by Anonymousreply 311March 6, 2023 3:01 PM

R310, if you lived anywhere near Elmo, Iowa, I'd lend you my wood chipper.

Maybe.

by Anonymousreply 312March 6, 2023 3:02 PM

I condole you, R310. Hell is other people (and their shitting, pissing cats).

by Anonymousreply 313March 6, 2023 3:05 PM

I learnt today that there are TEN! Calories in ONE! Stick of doublemint gum! This is nuts

by Anonymousreply 314March 6, 2023 4:37 PM

[quote] I always cook my eggs 🥚 the night before I eat them . I take them out of the refrigerator and leave them on the counter to warm up to room temperature before I eat them for breakfast later.

R306, I'm assuming you cook the eggs while they're still in the shell. E.g., boiled eggs.

by Anonymousreply 315March 6, 2023 6:12 PM

R308, I don't mean to butt in, but I think you're taking the comment all wrong.

by Anonymousreply 316March 6, 2023 6:13 PM

R309, you exhaust me with your cavilling.

But that's okay. Please don't be so needlessly earnest and literal. It's anti-DL and tiring.

by Anonymousreply 317March 6, 2023 6:45 PM

The skins are thin here, and it is completely underwhelming with such totality that it almost becomes.... less so.

by Anonymousreply 318March 6, 2023 7:37 PM

[quote]I learnt today that there are TEN! Calories in ONE! Stick of doublemint gum! This is nuts

We know.

by Anonymousreply 319March 6, 2023 8:35 PM

I am so itchy. It just dry winter skin but always more noticeable and uncomfortable at night when I’m trying fall asleep.

by Anonymousreply 320March 7, 2023 3:45 AM

R320, I condole you. I hate that itch, dry, winter skin. Especially on my back.

by Anonymousreply 321March 7, 2023 3:54 AM

CereVe Daily Moisturizer, R320 and R321 will be your salvation.

They make an anti-itch moisturizer as well.

by Anonymousreply 322March 7, 2023 4:08 AM

Oh, wow, I guess.

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by Anonymousreply 323March 7, 2023 7:25 PM

I think DL's "Underwhelmed" threads are more clever. Kudos to the OP from thread # 1.

by Anonymousreply 324March 7, 2023 7:45 PM

I rescued a small office plant from the alley and it’s thriving, but it looks like it’s pushing it’s roots out of the potting soil.

by Anonymousreply 325March 8, 2023 2:16 AM

^^its roots

by Anonymousreply 326March 8, 2023 2:16 AM

Time to re-pot.

by Anonymousreply 327March 8, 2023 3:13 AM

R327 I was about to post the same thing. I feel less whelmed now.

by Anonymousreply 328March 8, 2023 6:17 AM

I found a small container of Stevia buried in the back of my designated coffee/tea cabinet. Used the teeny tiny little spoon in the container to put a teeny tiny bit in my coffee and half-n-half hoping to avoid my usual sugar. Coffee is bitter and I am reminded why I never used this crap again after initial use. I didn't throw it away then because it cost $15 but I'm throwing it away now so I don't make the same mistake again in six months when the bitter taste isn't fresh in my mind.

by Anonymousreply 329March 8, 2023 10:36 AM

^Put it out for the birds, they love the stuff.

by Anonymousreply 330March 8, 2023 10:39 AM

I was experiencing a rumbling noise in my right ear that was highly annoying. Did these little exercises this guy recommended and it stopped. I also learned I've been pronouncing "tinnitus" wrong.

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by Anonymousreply 331March 10, 2023 10:40 AM

I only eat my perfectly ripe bananas 🍌 on a plate- sliced.

by Anonymousreply 332March 10, 2023 10:59 AM

With the peel or without?

by Anonymousreply 333March 10, 2023 1:56 PM

I like my bananas slightly under-ripe.

by Anonymousreply 334March 10, 2023 3:27 PM

[quote]I only eat my perfectly ripe bananas 🍌 on a plate- sliced.

How do you eat a Snickers candy bar?

by Anonymousreply 335March 10, 2023 3:36 PM

R333- Without the peel. My bananas must not only be served sliced on a plate but the bananas themselves must be heavily freckled before I would even consider eating them.

by Anonymousreply 336March 10, 2023 4:10 PM

I haven't taken my Christmas lights and Christmas tree in off my balcony yet. I've unplugged all of it, but I haven't removed it and put it away. I think I'm just lazy.

by Anonymousreply 337March 10, 2023 4:18 PM

R335 I don't understand. You unwrap it and shove it in your gob.

by Anonymousreply 338March 10, 2023 4:19 PM

People can be so tiresome.

by Anonymousreply 339March 10, 2023 5:01 PM

For itchy bedtime wintertime backs try Tone® bar soap with coco butter. I start showering with it in November and stop around tax day, 4/15. Works for me!

by Anonymousreply 340March 10, 2023 6:53 PM

Corticosteroids are a mixed blessing.

by Anonymousreply 341March 10, 2023 7:12 PM

Lumedeodorant.com

by Anonymousreply 342March 10, 2023 8:38 PM

I have a strange little scab inside my ear and I can't stop picking at it. Because it's in my ear, every time I fuck with it, the noise in my ear is overwhelming. I need to stop.

by Anonymousreply 343March 10, 2023 11:02 PM

We got a new toilet today. The old small one had been there for 50 years.

by Anonymousreply 344March 10, 2023 11:51 PM

If it was working r344, you are going to miss the old one. These low flow models are awful.

by Anonymousreply 345March 11, 2023 12:08 AM

I have an old top-loading washing machine & I hope it never breaks.

by Anonymousreply 346March 11, 2023 12:32 AM

I bought a new duvet cover and now I have to wash, dry, and iron it. The bed looks like shit when I don’t iron them. Linen looks sexy when it’s wrinkled, but cotton looks like a pile of dirty clothes.

by Anonymousreply 347March 11, 2023 1:19 AM

I had a nice bowl of my Chunky Lentil Soup tonight for dinner. It was tasty and filling.

by Anonymousreply 348March 11, 2023 1:21 AM

R346 I have an old-ish stacked set that just fits where it goes in a third floor closet. Not many others will. I have and will continue to fix it as long as they can get parts.

by Anonymousreply 349March 11, 2023 1:25 AM

I ate the banana’s anus.

by Anonymousreply 350March 12, 2023 5:13 AM

I ate a DiGiorno pizza for dinner last night. I'm not sure why I just didn't order delivery. I was underwhelmed by the product.

by Anonymousreply 351March 12, 2023 11:34 AM

I recently learned my calf muscle is my "second heart".

I also learned that doing "soleus push ups" while sitting at my desk can lower blood sugar. I'm not diabetic but I do like my desserts.

I'm doing soleus push ups as I type this.

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by Anonymousreply 352March 12, 2023 12:42 PM

I want donuts.

by Anonymousreply 353March 12, 2023 12:44 PM

^^^Do soleus push ups after you eat the donuts!

by Anonymousreply 354March 12, 2023 12:45 PM

Will soleus push ups mean I will live forever?

Then I will NOT do them.

by Anonymousreply 355March 12, 2023 1:14 PM

I get annoyed when I un-tag a thread from my "Watched List" and it keeps coming back like a roach.

by Anonymousreply 356March 12, 2023 4:17 PM

I’m putting away my winter clothes and breaking out my Spring. I had a thing for pink with muddy green last year. I want more lemon.

by Anonymousreply 357March 12, 2023 6:08 PM

Where do you live r357? They’re forecasting a foot of snow Tuesday in the Northeast. I don’t put away winter stuff until after Easter.

by Anonymousreply 358March 12, 2023 6:12 PM

I'm doing what I can to stave off a recession by buying all new underwear.

by Anonymousreply 359March 12, 2023 6:14 PM

[quote] I ate a DiGiorno pizza for dinner last night. I'm not sure why I just didn't order delivery. I was underwhelmed by the product.

Why is DiGiorno frozen pizza overwhelming? Seems like delivery pizza would have been more overwhelming.

by Anonymousreply 360March 12, 2023 6:18 PM

Seattle,r358 - it’s mainly wool, corduroy, and heavy twill. It was fun for the season and now I hate every sweater and every flannel shirt.

I’m hiding them from myself - three bullshit shirts and two douchebro kakis are out for the homelesss.

by Anonymousreply 361March 12, 2023 6:19 PM

Another snowstorm heading to New England with my area to get 8 to12 inches Monday night through Wednesday mid-day. We received the same amount about a week ago. The up side is that this time of year it will melt fast.

by Anonymousreply 362March 12, 2023 6:30 PM

[quote]I ate a DiGiorno pizza for dinner last night. I'm not sure why I just didn't order delivery. I was underwhelmed by the product.

Even though it doesn't taste as good, I would have probably gone with the DiGiorno's because it wouldn't involve interacting with another person, which can be whelming.

by Anonymousreply 363March 12, 2023 6:32 PM

We're getting rain, R362, like we have all winter long every time the rest of New England gets snow.

The weatherfolk try to scare us by being iffy and attempting to parse the storm track via the European models (blah blah blah) but it will rain from Monday into Wednesday along the coast.

by Anonymousreply 364March 12, 2023 6:39 PM

One of my wheelie bins went missing when I left it out on the doorstep on Thursday. I called the city council and was told that it probably fell into the rubbish lorry, and that there would be an 8-week wait for a replacement. This is a problem because my upstair neighbours are happy to wallow in filth and won’t clean up any rubbish which won’t fit into the one bin which we have left.

by Anonymousreply 365March 12, 2023 6:40 PM

I just watched “Hot Fuzz” R365 in which ubfortunate things happened to those who detract from the ethos.

by Anonymousreply 366March 12, 2023 7:16 PM

I’m watching Little House on Cozi

by Anonymousreply 367March 12, 2023 7:19 PM

[quote]I'm doing what I can to stave off a recession by buying all new underwear.

R359 Me, too. Hanes online had a big sale on underwear and I stocked up on tighty whities. When they arrived, I saw that they were made in Vietnam. Now I don't know the level of whelm I'm feeling.

by Anonymousreply 368March 13, 2023 4:17 AM

I’m searching eligible North bachelors in my local area.

by Anonymousreply 369March 13, 2023 4:20 AM

I'm watching "Murder, She Wrote"

This woman live in North...find a lot of dead bodies

by Anonymousreply 370March 13, 2023 7:02 AM

They changed the smell of regular Tide. I hate it.

by Anonymousreply 371March 13, 2023 8:27 PM

The forecast has become worse since yesterday. 10 to 14 inches of heavy, wet snow with wind gusting to 45 MPH. At times on Tuesday, it will snow 2 to 4 inches per hour and the storm will stall making for a powerful and long snow event. But Spring will come!

by Anonymousreply 372March 13, 2023 9:22 PM

May I suggest fragrance-free Tide?

by Anonymousreply 373March 13, 2023 9:26 PM

May I suggest Amway SA8?

by Anonymousreply 374March 13, 2023 9:47 PM

I was groped by somebody with greasy hands and the groping happens when you’re working closely with stoned people.

Anyway, the stain on my inner thigh didn’t come out on the first wash. I used Tide. I think/hope it was anti-biotic jelly. I’m pretreating with Dawn.

by Anonymousreply 375March 14, 2023 6:08 AM

I ran out of refills for my Lint Roller. I should get a proper lint brush. I had one but haven't been able to locate it since I moved two years ago. It's probably in one of the boxes in the garage marked "Misc.".

by Anonymousreply 376March 14, 2023 3:47 PM

Walmart gave me a can of Campbell's Chicken Gumbo instead of Cream of Mushroom soup in my pickup order this morning. I think my green bean casserole is going to taste funny.

by Anonymousreply 377March 14, 2023 4:39 PM

I always assumed the very point of green bean casserole was to taste funny.

by Anonymousreply 378March 14, 2023 4:42 PM

Pretty snowflakes that melt upon hitting the ground.

Winning.

by Anonymousreply 379March 14, 2023 4:49 PM

R379, I have snow on the trees and grass but the courtyard is clear. I think I got about 5 inches of snow. Trees are very pretty and it's nice and quiet.

by Anonymousreply 380March 14, 2023 5:41 PM

I rarely have allergy flare-ups, but my allergies have been acting up at night. Itchy eyes, itchy face, runny nose. I don't want to take Benadryl (too powerful), but I may need to buy some Claritin-type OTC med.

by Anonymousreply 381March 14, 2023 5:47 PM

I just scratched my left ass cheek

by Anonymousreply 382March 14, 2023 6:03 PM

My pacemaker's generator will be replaced a week from Monday. I heard the "European ambulance sound" this morning a bit before 10 am which is the signal the battery life is almost up.

I was looking for the cardiology department's phone number a few minutes later when they called and said, "Can you come in a week from Monday?"

It's the first replacement. They make it sound like an oil change. Make an appointment - bring it in - and we'll have you out in a jiffy.

I thought it would be more dramatic. Thoroughly underwhelmed - no drama at all.

by Anonymousreply 383March 14, 2023 10:23 PM

The European ambulance sound is more disturbing than the American ambulance sound.

by Anonymousreply 384March 14, 2023 10:29 PM

R383 does the alarm/siren come from your chest or do you have an external device like a key fob that sounds the alarm? That could be very scary if it went off in a meeting or watching a play or something.

by Anonymousreply 385March 14, 2023 10:48 PM

R385: It comes from inside your chest. I was looking around when I heard it, saw nothing blinking or beeping, thought, "Is that me?" and then "No, I hope," and then remembered the doc saying this is what it sounds like and he was right. The nurse who scheduled me said to expect the same sound at the same time every day until it's replaced, so it's predictable: the same sound at the same time.

I wish I had some meetings to go to this week or next...

R384: the American ambulance sound is very insistent when they're right behind you in your lane and you want to get out of their way, but not drive into oncoming traffic. The European Ambulance Sound is more wailing. The American sound is more brutal. I wonder if they program the European models to sound American.

by Anonymousreply 386March 14, 2023 11:16 PM

Hope things turn out OK, R386. Glad you're not overwhelmed.

by Anonymousreply 387March 15, 2023 12:01 AM

[quote]Pretty snowflakes that melt upon hitting the ground.

Are you also fond of raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens?

by Anonymousreply 388March 15, 2023 12:30 AM

Alarms! Sirens! What thread am I in?

by Anonymousreply 389March 15, 2023 12:33 AM

[quote]The European Ambulance Sound is more wailing.

It makes me think Nazis are coming. I first started hearing it in the 1950s on news documentaries about WWII. Still overwhelming.

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by Anonymousreply 390March 15, 2023 12:37 AM

I like to watch.

by Anonymousreply 391March 15, 2023 12:44 AM

My nightmare neighbours are currently having a screaming fight about a relative who was accused of stealing DVDs.

DVDs. I’m baffled by the concept of someone coveting DVDs enough in this day and age to steal them. I’m also underwhelmed by the fact I live next to such trashy people.

by Anonymousreply 392March 15, 2023 12:59 AM

It was their personal sec dvd

by Anonymousreply 393March 15, 2023 1:18 AM

Sex!

by Anonymousreply 394March 15, 2023 1:18 AM

I was upset when I "lost" my "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" VHS tape. I took it over to a cousin's house so that we could watch it for Christmas. The little kids in the house were complaining, then they got really into it. I blame a particular one of those little kids for stealing it, frankly.

by Anonymousreply 395March 15, 2023 1:45 AM

That kid deserved a "Year Without a Santa Claus," R395.

by Anonymousreply 396March 15, 2023 2:03 AM

I’ve got the itch in the left quadrant of my ass to hear some Skeeter Davis.

by Anonymousreply 397March 15, 2023 3:01 PM

I fell asleep and missed a UPS delivery I’d been looking forward to.

by Anonymousreply 398March 15, 2023 4:27 PM

I’ve been invited to a Saint Patrick’s dinner. I suppose it’s inevitable that they serve corned beef and cabbage. [sigh]

by Anonymousreply 399March 15, 2023 4:29 PM

So UPS driver just knocked on my door in his second attempt to deliver a “signature required” package. I’m sitting 20 ft away and in the time it took me to walk to the door he had already decided I wasn’t home and was walking away. He didn’t even bother to take the package out of the truck.

by Anonymousreply 400March 16, 2023 4:27 PM

R400 I’ve had that happen before. Pisses me off!

by Anonymousreply 401March 16, 2023 7:43 PM

My fingernails have become ridged (vertically) as I've gotten older.

by Anonymousreply 402March 16, 2023 8:19 PM

Ask the doctor to remove them r400

by Anonymousreply 403March 16, 2023 8:23 PM

^^r402

by Anonymousreply 404March 16, 2023 8:23 PM

I just woke up in pain and I’m in a bad mood. I’m gonna be a bitch today.

by Anonymousreply 405March 17, 2023 12:00 PM

Then kindly proceed to another thread r405.

by Anonymousreply 406March 17, 2023 12:28 PM

R400, I hate when I get one of those orange notices from USPS that I have a package that needs to be picked. I always seem to get them on Saturdays when my mail is delivered which is after the post office has closed.

by Anonymousreply 407March 17, 2023 1:15 PM

I hate being alive. Have a good weekend.

by Anonymousreply 408March 17, 2023 8:50 PM

I have 100% positive ratings as a buyer on eBay.

by Anonymousreply 409March 17, 2023 8:55 PM

I wore my green sweater the last time I saw a group of friends I’m meeting tonight. It’s my only green clothing. Do I wear it again? It’s a St. Patrick’s dinner.

by Anonymousreply 410March 17, 2023 9:54 PM

Order a round of drinks for the table r410. No one will notice.

by Anonymousreply 411March 17, 2023 9:55 PM

I'm watching "Cheaters".

I was whelmed by the host, Clark Gable III.

I googled him and only 15 minutes ago I found out he's been dead since 2019.

by Anonymousreply 412March 18, 2023 11:35 AM

I bought some Campari tomatoes from Costco. They're supposed to be reliably good, all year round. They're OK. Not bad. Not notably good.

by Anonymousreply 413March 18, 2023 7:19 PM

Hot cocoa.

by Anonymousreply 414March 18, 2023 8:07 PM

E-mail from Netflix: “Andrew, we just added a documentary you might like: “Moneyshot—the Pornhub Story”.

Well, I never . . .

by Anonymousreply 415March 18, 2023 8:48 PM

They've got you figured out, R415.

by Anonymousreply 416March 18, 2023 8:50 PM

I lost a 27 year-old crown this week - that old guy did a great job and his wife was a pro at maxing out my yearly insurance.

by Anonymousreply 417March 18, 2023 8:58 PM

Do you still have the sash and scepter r417?

by Anonymousreply 418March 18, 2023 9:00 PM

[quote]I’ve got the itch in the left quadrant of my ass to hear some Skeeter Davis.

Why does the sun go on shining?

Why does this ass of mine itch?

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by Anonymousreply 419March 19, 2023 10:53 AM

Visiting my parents for the weekend. My mom is making French toast and sausage. My dad is reading the paper. I am sprawled on the couch. I am feeling all the feels this morning.

by Anonymousreply 420March 19, 2023 2:16 PM

I dreamed last night that I asked a young handsome guy if I could suck his dick and he said yes! Just as I was going down on him, I thought, "this is literally too good to be true" and then "this must be a dream" and then I woke up. Geez, sabotaging my own happiness.

by Anonymousreply 421March 19, 2023 7:51 PM

But saving your sheets r421.

by Anonymousreply 422March 19, 2023 8:19 PM

These Korean pears I've been eating taste so nice, like roses, almost.

by Anonymousreply 423March 19, 2023 8:46 PM

Stomach bug, ugh. I can't do anything today except stay close to the bathroom. Hope I feel better tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 424March 20, 2023 3:25 PM

I just took the bird feeders down after watching local news and seeing bears out and about.

by Anonymousreply 425March 20, 2023 5:49 PM

Bears? Wow. Little bit scary.

by Anonymousreply 426March 20, 2023 5:58 PM

Sorry you're not feeling well, R424. Hope you have tea and/or ginger ale and crackers.

by Anonymousreply 427March 20, 2023 7:18 PM

Thinking about bears in my environment is whelming.

Glad you took the feeders down.

by Anonymousreply 428March 20, 2023 7:27 PM

Oh hold with Verizon 30 minutes and starting to get whelmed.

by Anonymousreply 429March 20, 2023 7:31 PM

I want a salty snack but all I have is microwave popcorn. Seems like too much trouble.

by Anonymousreply 430March 21, 2023 1:04 AM

R430 I bought some salted marble rye today and can't stop eating it simply with butter. Yum.

by Anonymousreply 431March 21, 2023 2:12 AM

How is microwaved popcorn too much trouble? Sounds easy, to me.

by Anonymousreply 432March 21, 2023 3:18 AM

Popcorn is not this butthole’s friend.

I’m going double protein, double salad because I don’t want to make a starch.

Desert is a few Hostess strawberry cheesecake donuts. They are playdough donuts that have no naturally occurring ingredients in them and I could eat them all day.

by Anonymousreply 433March 21, 2023 4:07 AM

I watch the flight attendant give the safety instructions every time I fly.

I do it because nobody else is watching and I want to be a polite member of the audience.

I long for one day when one will notice I’m attentively watching so my eyes can signal encouragement.

by Anonymousreply 434March 21, 2023 11:36 PM

I actually do the same thing, R434. And even I think it's sort of nuts.

by Anonymousreply 435March 22, 2023 1:06 AM

I've had male flight attendants offer me their contact info when they've seen me watching.

So I stopped.

by Anonymousreply 436March 22, 2023 1:13 AM

[quote] I watch the flight attendant give the safety instructions every time I fly.

I wonder why they don't just video record those instructions and play them on the screens (on the plane). Maybe it's a rule that you have to have a live, human giving those instructions.

by Anonymousreply 437March 22, 2023 1:20 AM

Red grapes keep longer than you'd think. I have mine in the crisper drawer and they've been in there for about a month. Except for the odd shriveled one they're perfectly okay.

by Anonymousreply 438March 22, 2023 1:42 AM

[quote]I've had male flight attendants offer me their contact info when they've seen me watching. So I stopped.

Really? I'm going to start!

by Anonymousreply 439March 22, 2023 2:22 AM

It was a video on my last flight. Elaborately produced.

United

by Anonymousreply 440March 22, 2023 4:42 AM

I truly wanted to be underwhelmed, but I bought one of those Triple Fudge Chocolate cakes from Aldi, and it overwhelmed me with it's tastiness.

by Anonymousreply 441March 22, 2023 10:32 AM

(New) I want to be underwhelmed Spring 2023 edition

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by Anonymousreply 442March 22, 2023 2:00 PM

We don’t start a new thread until the existing one is full.

by Anonymousreply 443March 22, 2023 2:12 PM

^^Fuck off

by Anonymousreply 444March 22, 2023 3:12 PM

[faints]

by Anonymousreply 445March 22, 2023 4:28 PM

[quote]I bought one of those Triple Fudge Chocolate cakes from Aldi, and it overwhelmed me with it's tastiness.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 446March 22, 2023 9:13 PM

Starting new thread TOO early = Whelming

by Anonymousreply 447March 22, 2023 10:32 PM

Worrying about it = Stupid

by Anonymousreply 448March 22, 2023 10:42 PM

^ I rest my case.

by Anonymousreply 449March 22, 2023 10:45 PM

[quote]no way to go through life, son

D-D-Daddy?

by Anonymousreply 450March 22, 2023 10:55 PM

I've had a wood splinter in my right index finger for three days.

I just haven't gotten around to taking it out.

by Anonymousreply 451March 22, 2023 10:57 PM

Once your finger falls off r451, the problem will have resolved itself.

by Anonymousreply 452March 23, 2023 7:51 AM

[quote]Leaving a splinter in the skin can cause inflammation, infection and permanent bumps in the skin, medical experts said.

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by Anonymousreply 453March 23, 2023 1:54 PM

wtf r442? It may be spring but stop wasting bandwidth by starting new threads too early. And for the love of god, post a link to the goddamned previous thread when you do start a new thread.

Completely and utterly whelmed now. Good day.

by Anonymousreply 454March 23, 2023 6:54 PM

R454, Mother really! Please come back. What will I tell Larry and Louise?

by Anonymousreply 455March 23, 2023 10:42 PM

The lake is thawing and there were two Canada geese out on the open part today. I love wildlife.

by Anonymousreply 456March 23, 2023 10:58 PM

I think Climate Change is confusing my perception of the seasons...

Is this Mid-Winter or Spring?

Why so many threads/

by Anonymousreply 457March 23, 2023 11:15 PM

I now know an Andrew. I used to be famous to myself for my Aunt Bea impression, asking Andy to grab Opie and come in for some hot pie.

That impression is dead. Nobody will get it. Perhaps, I’ll save it for dogs and cats. They enjoy silly voices.

by Anonymousreply 458March 24, 2023 3:50 AM

My dog gets agitated if I do strange voices or sing. He'll come and lick my face to make me stop.

by Anonymousreply 459March 24, 2023 4:50 AM

Now that a good amount of snow has melted from my yard, I'm seeing hundreds if not a thousand branches and limbs scattered all over the place from the very windy winter. I'll be spring cleaning inside and out.

by Anonymousreply 460March 24, 2023 12:38 PM

I'm still not completely over my stomach bug. It's been one shitty week!

by Anonymousreply 461March 24, 2023 1:59 PM

Two fighter jets just flew over my quiet section of New England. Rare.

by Anonymousreply 462March 24, 2023 4:14 PM

I haven't washed my hair since Monday. It got wet in the shower this morning and is still damp six hours later. It has almost a chalky feel. I will wash it tonight before bed.

by Anonymousreply 463March 24, 2023 5:46 PM

I'm watching the new "Boston Strangler" movie and Hulu and enjoying it.

Not to whelm those who may not be into to True Crime stories, but this has always fascinated me.

(And it doesn't feel whelming since it was so long ago and all the players are dead.)

by Anonymousreply 464March 24, 2023 6:01 PM

After reading through the DL thread headlines -

I can't stop picturing a lecherous Judge Judy Sheindlin molesting Sheryl Lee Ralph.

"Come on baby, just piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. You know you love it, honey!"

by Anonymousreply 465March 24, 2023 6:03 PM

It's really warm today but with a nice balmy breeze...almost like being at the beach.

by Anonymousreply 466March 24, 2023 6:04 PM

I have underwhleming events I'd like to post on the "Spring 2023" version of this thread, but I can't leave this thread unfinished.

by Anonymousreply 467March 24, 2023 7:17 PM

Well then, you can probably just skip the spring thread and hop into the summer one when this one is completed.

by Anonymousreply 468March 24, 2023 7:22 PM

It looks beautiful outside. I'm going to go for a walk at 5 pm ET. Tomorrow, it's supposed to rain all day so getting out today. Thank goodness for DST.

by Anonymousreply 469March 24, 2023 8:14 PM

R469 The Senate has already voted to "stop the clocks" and not change them again in Fall 2023 but the The House hasn't done shit about it.

by Anonymousreply 470March 24, 2023 8:33 PM

R470, the Today Show had a physician on the Monday after the clocks changed. She suggested that if we stop changing the clocks, we should stick with Standard Time to be in snyc with our natural circadian rhythm.

by Anonymousreply 471March 24, 2023 8:39 PM

I often wonder why they don't make lemon-flavored Pop Tarts. I would buy them.

by Anonymousreply 472March 24, 2023 8:59 PM

I went to the health food store and got my bulk spices (oregano & cumin powder).

I was looking for rooibos tea bags and a grouchy but helpful worker informed me that they sell loose rooibos tea (bulk). So, I bought some loose rooibos tea and a tea ball on a chain. The tea ball may be too huge for my needs, but the tea balls attached to the handles looked like they weren't going to hold enough tea.

by Anonymousreply 473March 25, 2023 12:45 AM

My income won’t let me shop and I will be ok.

I want a neutral shirt, sweater, pants, and perhaps a light jacket. I can’t wade through everyone’s idea of tan.

by Anonymousreply 474March 25, 2023 3:12 AM

I'm on my fourth day of a migraine (multiple weather fronts as triggers) and the pain is boring.

by Anonymousreply 475March 25, 2023 3:23 AM

I've been having night sweats lately, WTF? I'm not a woman with menopause. I'm tired of having to wash my bedding everyday.

by Anonymousreply 476March 25, 2023 2:11 PM

^ Just be thankful you won't be staining your nice clothes with all that menstrual blood anymore, honey.

by Anonymousreply 477March 25, 2023 2:59 PM

Yeah R476 types like a heavy flow gal.

by Anonymousreply 478March 25, 2023 3:00 PM

I've hauled out my slow cooker from a lower kitchen cabinet and will use it to cook a beef brisket overnight tonight.

I will season it with Penzeys Mitchell Street blend.

10-12 hours on LOW.

by Anonymousreply 479March 25, 2023 3:04 PM

A new client walked in and asked to speak with the dude with the tiny head. It took me a minute to figure out to whom he was referring.

Now, I think about it whenever I work with him. He’s a kid talking about working out. I’m going to support him in his efforts. This is going to be mildly fun.

by Anonymousreply 480March 25, 2023 3:38 PM

R476, it's cute to use "night sweats" as a euphemism for "a bed-wetting issue." But the latter is nothing to be ashamed of. Perhaps something here would help, meant in a friendly, underwhelming way?

(Okay then - night sweats can be seasonal (a bedroom can seem as cool when we go to bed as in the winter, so we keep the thermostat where it's been, but spring makes a difference through the night. Also, I've found that eating - especially beef! - later in the day can trigger it. Medication can do it, or, of course, some health issues can cause sweats, but I'm not suggesting anything like that. Best of luck.)

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by Anonymousreply 481March 25, 2023 4:11 PM

I wonder who is behind the DL conspiracy to avoid threads and discussions about the Dyatlov Pass incident.

by Anonymousreply 482March 25, 2023 10:33 PM

I feel everyone has deserted the Mid-Winter thread for the Spring thread...which I find whelming.

by Anonymousreply 483March 26, 2023 8:16 PM

Well, it's spring r483.

Do catch up.

by Anonymousreply 484March 26, 2023 8:52 PM

These titles are not deadlines.

by Anonymousreply 485March 26, 2023 9:01 PM

The nice thing about being self-centered is that I don’t even know there is another thread until this one limits out.

I unpacked my warm-weather wardrobe and I have slutwear. If you see a bitterunderweight queen in Just Cavalli, it’s a me.

by Anonymousreply 486March 26, 2023 9:05 PM
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