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Elvis’s Underwear with Skid Marks We’re Up for Auction

They wanted $11k but only got $8k, so they didn’t sell.

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by Anonymousreply 25January 24, 2023 2:21 AM

I wonder where they are now.

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by Anonymousreply 1January 22, 2023 11:20 PM

Wipe, Elvis!

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by Anonymousreply 2January 22, 2023 11:21 PM


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by Anonymousreply 3January 22, 2023 11:21 PM

Hey, the family has to pay off Lisa Marie's debts to $cientology...don't judge.

by Anonymousreply 4January 22, 2023 11:24 PM


by Anonymousreply 5January 22, 2023 11:25 PM

Blanche and Rose's unofficial Elvis fan club would've loved them.

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by Anonymousreply 6January 22, 2023 11:38 PM

Shtealth shcat thread.

by Anonymousreply 7January 23, 2023 4:17 PM

Oh, daddy, give it to me!

by Anonymousreply 8January 23, 2023 9:16 PM

OP- That is such a Datalounge thing to start a thread about - and I approve- sort of

by Anonymousreply 9January 23, 2023 9:27 PM

R3-The guy to the left of Elvis looks good in his underwear 🩲. I would do him.

by Anonymousreply 10January 23, 2023 9:29 PM


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by Anonymousreply 11January 23, 2023 9:31 PM

Now or then, r10?

by Anonymousreply 12January 23, 2023 10:03 PM

Imagine being so famous you’re known the world over and some idiot puts your dirty, nasty, skid-marked unnerbritches on display for the world to see?

by Anonymousreply 13January 23, 2023 10:04 PM

R12- Then of course. That guy would be at least 87 years old now.

by Anonymousreply 14January 23, 2023 11:07 PM

Ok, I wasn’t sure. You might be an elder chaser, who am I to judge?

by Anonymousreply 15January 23, 2023 11:12 PM

Gross! How, why? Not even with wearing the same underwear for a week it would look like that. What's the point of an item you can never display because it's ... gross.

by Anonymousreply 16January 23, 2023 11:57 PM

Not nearly as depraved, but there was an Ebay auction for a Styrofoam cup (full of frozen water) that Elvis had allegedly taken a sip out of, in late 1976, in my city, with pics as proof. People are crazy.

by Anonymousreply 17January 24, 2023 12:04 AM

$11k? Damn, that shit's expensive! (See what I did there?) 😂😜💩

by Anonymousreply 18January 24, 2023 12:49 AM

Why would the shit stains be on the fly? Either they're fake or Elvis was banging people in the butt.

by Anonymousreply 19January 24, 2023 12:59 AM

The underwear look like they pulled it off his body when they moved his grave.

by Anonymousreply 20January 24, 2023 1:24 AM

"We're Up for Auction" - are you speaking for the underwear, OP?

by Anonymousreply 21January 24, 2023 1:44 AM

Not as weird, but I had an ex-boyfriend who knew of a guy who saved David Bowie’s lunch when he ate at his restaurant. I still have pictures of it, frozen and everything

by Anonymousreply 22January 24, 2023 1:48 AM

Jesus. Did these come with a provenance statement? Were they DNA-tested? Who sold them? Were they washed or still redolent of the legend himself (or of the homeless man who threw them into the dumpster)?

by Anonymousreply 23January 24, 2023 1:52 AM

Can they scrape the fecal DNA off them drawers and clone Elvis?

by Anonymousreply 24January 24, 2023 2:18 AM

Yes, #24. I had him cloned and I am directing us in, "A Star Is Born II: What Kind Of Fool?" (2024).

by Anonymousreply 25January 24, 2023 2:21 AM
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