Elvis’s Underwear with Skid Marks We’re Up for Auction

I wonder where they are now.

Wipe, Elvis!

Barf.

Hey, the family has to pay off Lisa Marie's debts to $cientology...don't judge.

LEMME AT 'EM!

Blanche and Rose's unofficial Elvis fan club would've loved them.

Shtealth shcat thread.

Oh, daddy, give it to me!

OP- That is such a Datalounge thing to start a thread about - and I approve- sort of

R3-The guy to the left of Elvis looks good in his underwear 🩲. I would do him.

ewwww.

Now or then, r10?

Imagine being so famous you’re known the world over and some idiot puts your dirty, nasty, skid-marked unnerbritches on display for the world to see?

R12- Then of course. That guy would be at least 87 years old now.

Ok, I wasn’t sure. You might be an elder chaser, who am I to judge?

Gross! How, why? Not even with wearing the same underwear for a week it would look like that. What's the point of an item you can never display because it's ... gross.

Not nearly as depraved, but there was an Ebay auction for a Styrofoam cup (full of frozen water) that Elvis had allegedly taken a sip out of, in late 1976, in my city, with pics as proof. People are crazy.

$11k? Damn, that shit's expensive! (See what I did there?) 😂😜💩

Why would the shit stains be on the fly? Either they're fake or Elvis was banging people in the butt.

The underwear look like they pulled it off his body when they moved his grave.

"We're Up for Auction" - are you speaking for the underwear, OP?

Not as weird, but I had an ex-boyfriend who knew of a guy who saved David Bowie’s lunch when he ate at his restaurant. I still have pictures of it, frozen and everything

Jesus. Did these come with a provenance statement? Were they DNA-tested? Who sold them? Were they washed or still redolent of the legend himself (or of the homeless man who threw them into the dumpster)?

Can they scrape the fecal DNA off them drawers and clone Elvis?

Yes, #24. I had him cloned and I am directing us in, "A Star Is Born II: What Kind Of Fool?" (2024).