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If other Republicans became drag queens....what would their drag queen names be?

Tom Cotton - Cotton Blossom

John Kennedy - Jackie On Assistance

Ted Cruz - Atlantis Cruz

by Anonymousreply 102January 26, 2023 12:36 AM

Roller Nazi. You know who.

by Anonymousreply 1January 22, 2023 9:50 PM

The Senatrice: Magnolia Bottomley

by Anonymousreply 2January 22, 2023 9:53 PM

Genius post! This will be fun!

by Anonymousreply 3January 22, 2023 9:54 PM

Josh Hawley: Prancy McChicken

Mitch McConnell: Meemaw Turtelene

Jim Jordan: Jacqui Strapp

by Anonymousreply 4January 22, 2023 9:54 PM

Josh Hawley: Haulin' Holly

by Anonymousreply 5January 22, 2023 9:58 PM

Mitch McConnell - Lady Tortoise

by Anonymousreply 6January 22, 2023 10:04 PM

Madison Cawthorn - Miss Madison Avenue

by Anonymousreply 7January 22, 2023 10:06 PM

Paul Ryan: Edie Munstress

by Anonymousreply 8January 22, 2023 10:10 PM

I love you bitches!

by Anonymousreply 9January 22, 2023 10:12 PM

Marjorie Taylor Greene: Marjorie Taylor Greene

by Anonymousreply 10January 22, 2023 10:13 PM

George Santos (he needs a North American alter ego): Lotta Baggidge

by Anonymousreply 11January 22, 2023 10:14 PM

John N. Kennedy: Granny Gums or Gloria Hole

by Anonymousreply 12January 22, 2023 10:14 PM

James Comer: Jenny Comurp Enseemee

by Anonymousreply 13January 22, 2023 10:15 PM

Jim Jordan: Jane Fondle

by Anonymousreply 14January 22, 2023 10:17 PM

Ron Johnson: Babs Johnson or Patti Hitler

by Anonymousreply 15January 22, 2023 10:17 PM

Aaron Schock: Nastia Hoal

by Anonymousreply 16January 22, 2023 10:18 PM

Steve Scalise: Buckshot Barbie

by Anonymousreply 17January 22, 2023 10:19 PM

Kevin McCarthy: Inita Spein.

by Anonymousreply 18January 22, 2023 10:20 PM

Aaron Schock: Tasha Salad

by Anonymousreply 19January 22, 2023 10:22 PM

Paul Gosar: Ilse Kochsucker

by Anonymousreply 20January 22, 2023 10:30 PM

Ron DeSantis — Florida Heavens

by Anonymousreply 21January 22, 2023 10:34 PM

George Santos: Oh, wait…

by Anonymousreply 22January 22, 2023 10:36 PM

R1 You mean Mealz on Wheelz?

by Anonymousreply 23January 22, 2023 10:40 PM

Hawley Hobby

by Anonymousreply 24January 22, 2023 10:46 PM

Ted Cruz - Getta Cancun

by Anonymousreply 25January 22, 2023 10:52 PM

Matt Gaetz - Alotta Fivehead

by Anonymousreply 26January 22, 2023 10:52 PM

Josh Hawley - Eva Braun

by Anonymousreply 27January 22, 2023 10:54 PM

John Kennedy - Beverly Hillbilly

Mitch McConnell - La Tortue

Lindsey Graham - Magnolia Belle

by Anonymousreply 28January 22, 2023 10:55 PM

Jim Jordan - Sheree Spandex

MTG - Mrs. Hitler

Lindsey Graham - Brown Betty

Matt Gaetz - Jolene Jailbait

Chuck Schumer - Jewcy Loosey

by Anonymousreply 29January 22, 2023 11:03 PM

Josh Hawley = Fisted Bump and Jellyfish Josh for his other face.

by Anonymousreply 30January 22, 2023 11:03 PM

Lindsey Graham: Lady Bug Johnson

by Anonymousreply 31January 22, 2023 11:06 PM

Ron Desantis - Rhonda DeBoots

by Anonymousreply 32January 22, 2023 11:08 PM

Susan Collins: Pearl Necklace

by Anonymousreply 33January 22, 2023 11:09 PM

Matt Gaetz : Empty Nestor

by Anonymousreply 34January 22, 2023 11:09 PM

Miss Lindsey: Jazz-Min Julep

by Anonymousreply 35January 22, 2023 11:14 PM

John Thune: Mistress Thuna Midori

by Anonymousreply 36January 22, 2023 11:17 PM

Joni Ernst: Vers Ratched

by Anonymousreply 37January 22, 2023 11:29 PM

cockgobbler. N’Elle Hai-Jean

by Anonymousreply 38January 22, 2023 11:36 PM

Ron Johnson - Lady Turd Johnson

by Anonymousreply 39January 22, 2023 11:54 PM

Bob Good - Given Good Head

by Anonymousreply 40January 22, 2023 11:56 PM

Josh Hawley - Hawley Golightly

by Anonymousreply 41January 22, 2023 11:58 PM

Lindzeybelle (again): Maraschino Ambrosia

by Anonymousreply 42January 23, 2023 12:02 AM

DeSantis - Bootsy Galore

by Anonymousreply 43January 23, 2023 12:13 AM

MTG is Miss Manleigh Tran Vestite

by Anonymousreply 44January 23, 2023 12:16 AM

Rudy Giuliani - Giulianne Moore

by Anonymousreply 45January 23, 2023 12:43 AM

John Thune - Miss Catalina Bottom of 1986

by Anonymousreply 46January 23, 2023 12:44 AM

Matt Schlapp - The Gropes of Wrath

by Anonymousreply 47January 23, 2023 12:45 AM

Trump - Lady Marmalade

by Anonymousreply 48January 23, 2023 12:51 AM

Greg Abbott - Helen Weelz.

by Anonymousreply 49January 23, 2023 5:46 AM

Susan Collins would be a drag king: Desi Pointed.

by Anonymousreply 50January 23, 2023 5:48 AM

Mitt Romney - Rafalca Latterday

by Anonymousreply 51January 23, 2023 5:51 AM

Melania Trump - Bea Best

by Anonymousreply 52January 23, 2023 5:51 AM

Marsha Blackburn: Dee Sheveled (a talent-free bioqueen)

by Anonymousreply 53January 23, 2023 6:01 AM

[quote]Mitch McConnell - Lady Tortoise

Pronounced "Tor-TWAZ"

by Anonymousreply 54January 23, 2023 6:03 AM

Ginni Thomas - VaGinni Thotmess aka Beefi Curtains

by Anonymousreply 55January 23, 2023 6:03 AM

Lauren Boebert: Iona Doublewide

by Anonymousreply 56January 23, 2023 6:06 AM

Mike Pence - Evangelica LaBore

by Anonymousreply 57January 23, 2023 6:13 AM

Rafael Cruz / Can-Can Cune

by Anonymousreply 58January 23, 2023 6:30 AM

Tommy Tuberville: Trayla Parke

by Anonymousreply 59January 23, 2023 9:25 AM

Louie Gohmert: Wanda Mae Dumbass

by Anonymousreply 60January 23, 2023 9:26 AM

Herschel Walker - Ivana Abortion

by Anonymousreply 61January 23, 2023 12:43 PM

Clarence Thomas - Uncle Thomasina

by Anonymousreply 62January 23, 2023 2:34 PM

Rand Paul - Juana Feitmeigh

by Anonymousreply 63January 23, 2023 4:33 PM

Rand Paul - Miss Ratty Korean Wig

by Anonymousreply 64January 23, 2023 5:36 PM

Donald Trump - Fanta Claws

Juan Ciscomani - Bubbles McDick

Byron Donalds - Hostess Cubcakes

Bruce Poliquin - Cata Pillow

Zach Nunn - Cindy Axed-me

Max Miller - Goldie Fawn

by Anonymousreply 65January 23, 2023 6:01 PM

Mitch McConnell - Lady Neckpouch

by Anonymousreply 66January 23, 2023 11:39 PM

Matt Gaetz: Teena Buser

by Anonymousreply 67January 23, 2023 11:46 PM

Matt Gaetz - Cherry Poppin Daddy

by Anonymousreply 68January 24, 2023 2:04 AM

Ben Shapiro - Anita Biggerdick

by Anonymousreply 69January 24, 2023 2:08 AM

Ronda Santis - Bootsy Kumquat

by Anonymousreply 70January 24, 2023 2:14 AM

Cindy Hyde-Smith: Mayeller Ewell

by Anonymousreply 71January 24, 2023 2:18 AM

Re: R10

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 72January 24, 2023 2:45 AM

Lindsay = Belle Bottoms

by Anonymousreply 73January 24, 2023 3:44 AM

Greg Abbott - Rose Budd

by Anonymousreply 74January 24, 2023 4:02 AM

Tucker Carlson: Preppi McAsshole

by Anonymousreply 75January 24, 2023 5:05 AM

Tucker already has a drag queen name, R75.

by Anonymousreply 76January 24, 2023 5:06 AM

Kevin McCarthy - Presencia Hole

by Anonymousreply 77January 24, 2023 5:35 AM

Herschel Walker - Rhoda Shortbuss

by Anonymousreply 78January 24, 2023 5:57 AM

R78, love it. That one would work for a lot of Republicans!

by Anonymousreply 79January 24, 2023 3:22 PM

R78 R79 Daddy Herschel has a short puss. No big dongs for him!

by Anonymousreply 80January 24, 2023 4:59 PM

Laura Ingraham - Lez Lee McManface

by Anonymousreply 81January 24, 2023 6:38 PM

Stolen from Twitter:

George Santos—Miss Representation

by Anonymousreply 82January 24, 2023 6:41 PM

Ronny Jackson = Miss Jackson Ifur-Nasty

by Anonymousreply 83January 24, 2023 6:48 PM

Susan Collins - The Maine Event

by Anonymousreply 84January 24, 2023 10:22 PM

Chris Christie: Fupa Dunlops O'Vermybelt

by Anonymousreply 85January 25, 2023 12:40 AM

Chris Christie - Fatty O'Gunt

by Anonymousreply 86January 25, 2023 12:43 AM

Lindsey Graham: Anall Wartz-Prolapse, I. B. Hirin-Rentboyz, L. Dee Buggs...

by Anonymousreply 87January 25, 2023 1:26 AM

Susan Collins: Vera Concerned, Learnda Hislesson, Ima Damnfool...

by Anonymousreply 88January 25, 2023 1:29 AM

Kyrsten Sinema: Cuntessa Charlatan

(Except for reliable judicial votes, this "independent" bitch might as well be a Republican so she deserves inclusion here.)

by Anonymousreply 89January 25, 2023 1:32 AM

Susan Collins: Concern Tina

by Anonymousreply 90January 25, 2023 1:33 AM

Trump = Miss Tramp

by Anonymousreply 91January 25, 2023 1:34 AM

Miss Ghoul Lane

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 92January 25, 2023 1:38 AM

Shitler =. Miss Poop Cork

by Anonymousreply 93January 25, 2023 1:39 AM

Jared = Madame Sneer

by Anonymousreply 94January 25, 2023 1:41 AM

Don Jr and Kimberly = The Cokeheads

by Anonymousreply 95January 25, 2023 1:43 AM

Lindz - Gonna Rhea

by Anonymousreply 96January 25, 2023 2:48 AM

Aaron Schock = Selma Hoell.

by Anonymousreply 97January 25, 2023 4:10 AM

Matt Gaetz: Malestia Nephew

by Anonymousreply 98January 25, 2023 11:07 AM

Mitt Romney = Mormon Morfun

by Anonymousreply 99January 25, 2023 8:53 PM

Mitt Romney - The Angel Moroni

by Anonymousreply 100January 25, 2023 10:52 PM

Lauren Boebert (as drag KING, of course): Wyatt Trasche

by Anonymousreply 101January 25, 2023 11:13 PM

Matt Gaetz - Nestor Molester

by Anonymousreply 102January 26, 2023 12:36 AM
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