Which one of you is responsible for this gaudy mess? I love, love, LOVE it!
What say y'all? Who's been there?
Never been, but we listen to this once a week. Best crank call ever.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 22, 2023 7:36 PM |
Welcome to the Clown Hotel, how may we assist you? 🤡
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 22, 2023 7:38 PM |
Future home of the donald j trump Presidential Library and Casino.
👍🏼
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 22, 2023 7:41 PM |
I have a matchbook from here. I should send it to them.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 22, 2023 7:49 PM |
Mar-A-Lardo is the only clown motel I knew about.
Do they have an IT room there?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 22, 2023 10:14 PM |
They have The Exorcist room. Sounds fun
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 22, 2023 10:35 PM |
If it were closer to Vegas I would consider stopping by there first or on the way back when on my way to hit up Vegas, but it's like 3 hrs away from there according to Google.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 22, 2023 10:48 PM |
I think it would be perfect for our Annual Night Of a Thousand Rustles where we all can showcase our resplendent flowing caftans.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 29, 2023 4:20 PM |
I have never stayed there, but I have driven by there several times when visiting relatives in Nevada.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 29, 2023 4:23 PM |
Do they try to cram as many people as possible into each room?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 29, 2023 4:32 PM |
R10 yes, when a “ass up, face down, blindfolded” parTy bottom stays there
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 29, 2023 4:37 PM |
Clown Motel motto:
We’ll Leave The Fright On For You
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 29, 2023 4:39 PM |
Is the John Wayne Gacy Suite expensive?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 29, 2023 4:47 PM |
Do they leave a balloon animal on your pillow?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 29, 2023 4:47 PM |
I had to spend the night in Tonopah and I didn't even see this place! I stayed at the "nice" hotel in the center of town that was said to be a restored whorehouse (and it was nice, but it wasn't the Clown Motel).
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 29, 2023 4:51 PM |
I wonder if they provide a hot breakfast in the morning
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 29, 2023 4:55 PM |
The narrator seems a bit touched.
“I like clowns. The clown pictures are really cool. The shower is really nice. The candy machine is really good.”
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 29, 2023 5:18 PM |
Is this a Lisa Rinna venture?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 29, 2023 5:20 PM |
Not recommended for coulrophobics.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 29, 2023 5:21 PM |
r17 Sounds like a third-grade book report. Or the review that "Henny Penny" got in that "Golden Girls" episode.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 29, 2023 6:40 PM |
The morning wake-up call is a pie in the face.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 29, 2023 8:54 PM |
Genius business decision. They get tons of business only because they fool the rubes into believing its haunted. They laugh all the way to the bank.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 29, 2023 9:00 PM |
If they were smart they work live stream certain hallways or windows people would watch that
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 29, 2023 9:54 PM |