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The Clown Motel?! What The Hell, DL?!

Which one of you is responsible for this gaudy mess? I love, love, LOVE it!

What say y'all? Who's been there?

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by Anonymousreply 23January 29, 2023 10:54 PM

Never been, but we listen to this once a week. Best crank call ever.

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by Anonymousreply 1January 22, 2023 8:36 PM

Welcome to the Clown Hotel, how may we assist you? 🤡

by Anonymousreply 2January 22, 2023 8:38 PM

Future home of the donald j trump Presidential Library and Casino.


by Anonymousreply 3January 22, 2023 8:41 PM

I have a matchbook from here. I should send it to them.

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by Anonymousreply 4January 22, 2023 8:49 PM

Mar-A-Lardo is the only clown motel I knew about.

Do they have an IT room there?

by Anonymousreply 5January 22, 2023 11:14 PM

They have The Exorcist room. Sounds fun

by Anonymousreply 6January 22, 2023 11:35 PM

If it were closer to Vegas I would consider stopping by there first or on the way back when on my way to hit up Vegas, but it's like 3 hrs away from there according to Google.

by Anonymousreply 7January 22, 2023 11:48 PM

I think it would be perfect for our Annual Night Of a Thousand Rustles where we all can showcase our resplendent flowing caftans.

by Anonymousreply 8January 29, 2023 5:20 PM

I have never stayed there, but I have driven by there several times when visiting relatives in Nevada.

by Anonymousreply 9January 29, 2023 5:23 PM

Do they try to cram as many people as possible into each room?

by Anonymousreply 10January 29, 2023 5:32 PM

R10 yes, when a “ass up, face down, blindfolded” parTy bottom stays there

by Anonymousreply 11January 29, 2023 5:37 PM

Clown Motel motto:

We’ll Leave The Fright On For You

by Anonymousreply 12January 29, 2023 5:39 PM

Is the John Wayne Gacy Suite expensive?

by Anonymousreply 13January 29, 2023 5:47 PM

Do they leave a balloon animal on your pillow?

by Anonymousreply 14January 29, 2023 5:47 PM

I had to spend the night in Tonopah and I didn't even see this place! I stayed at the "nice" hotel in the center of town that was said to be a restored whorehouse (and it was nice, but it wasn't the Clown Motel).

by Anonymousreply 15January 29, 2023 5:51 PM

I wonder if they provide a hot breakfast in the morning

by Anonymousreply 16January 29, 2023 5:55 PM

The narrator seems a bit touched.

“I like clowns. The clown pictures are really cool. The shower is really nice. The candy machine is really good.”

by Anonymousreply 17January 29, 2023 6:18 PM

Is this a Lisa Rinna venture?

by Anonymousreply 18January 29, 2023 6:20 PM

Not recommended for coulrophobics.

by Anonymousreply 19January 29, 2023 6:21 PM

r17 Sounds like a third-grade book report. Or the review that "Henny Penny" got in that "Golden Girls" episode.

by Anonymousreply 20January 29, 2023 7:40 PM

The morning wake-up call is a pie in the face.

by Anonymousreply 21January 29, 2023 9:54 PM

Genius business decision. They get tons of business only because they fool the rubes into believing its haunted. They laugh all the way to the bank.

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by Anonymousreply 22January 29, 2023 10:00 PM

If they were smart they work live stream certain hallways or windows people would watch that

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