What would your big, career-ruining scandal be?
If you were a celebrity, what would your public meltdown look like?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 22, 2023 9:37 PM |
I would go out guns a blazing total bitchfest, storming the stage a la Will Smith but after I was denied an award.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 22, 2023 4:26 PM |
It was meant to be private, but it would be about wire hangers and dirt. And petulant, ungrateful, dirtbag adopted snots.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 22, 2023 4:32 PM |
I'd shave my cussy in public.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 22, 2023 5:55 PM |
Op which question is it? If you were a celebrity, what would your public meltdown look like? OR What would your big, career-ruining scandal be? Learn to write posts.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 22, 2023 5:57 PM |
R4 Both. Learn to think.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 22, 2023 8:08 PM |
I would get plastic surgery to look like an albino Chinese cadaver.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 22, 2023 8:12 PM |
I'd be in the middle of a crowded public place screaming, "Trans women AREN'T WOMEN because they have a PENIS!"
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 22, 2023 8:32 PM |
I’d tell my fans to march to the Capitol building and fight like hell or they won’t have a country left!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 22, 2023 8:40 PM |
Maybe lunging to open the hatch in first class cabin on a transatlantic flight, then demurely blaming Ambien. Something classic and tasteful like that.
Or possibly driving a Bentley through the window of a posh shop in Westport or Carmel by the Sea, slurring something like “heh? You mean they’re cloashed? h’cup…” in a squeaky drunk voice like Eloise Crandall in Female on The Beach. That could work, too.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 22, 2023 9:19 PM |
Definitely not groping anyone on Nantucket…ever again.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 22, 2023 9:30 PM |
I’d be caught with a Harry Potter novel and cancelled.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 22, 2023 9:32 PM |
I’d be spaced out on a fenty lollipop, in a pink wig, fucking paparazzi in gas station bathrooms. Barefoot.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 22, 2023 9:37 PM |