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If you were a celebrity, what would your public meltdown look like?

What would your big, career-ruining scandal be?

by Anonymousreply 12January 22, 2023 10:37 PM

I would go out guns a blazing total bitchfest, storming the stage a la Will Smith but after I was denied an award.

by Anonymousreply 1January 22, 2023 5:26 PM

It was meant to be private, but it would be about wire hangers and dirt. And petulant, ungrateful, dirtbag adopted snots.

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by Anonymousreply 2January 22, 2023 5:32 PM

I'd shave my cussy in public.

by Anonymousreply 3January 22, 2023 6:55 PM

Op which question is it? If you were a celebrity, what would your public meltdown look like? OR What would your big, career-ruining scandal be? Learn to write posts.

by Anonymousreply 4January 22, 2023 6:57 PM

R4 Both. Learn to think.

by Anonymousreply 5January 22, 2023 9:08 PM

I would get plastic surgery to look like an albino Chinese cadaver.

by Anonymousreply 6January 22, 2023 9:12 PM

I'd be in the middle of a crowded public place screaming, "Trans women AREN'T WOMEN because they have a PENIS!"

by Anonymousreply 7January 22, 2023 9:32 PM

I’d tell my fans to march to the Capitol building and fight like hell or they won’t have a country left!

by Anonymousreply 8January 22, 2023 9:40 PM

Maybe lunging to open the hatch in first class cabin on a transatlantic flight, then demurely blaming Ambien. Something classic and tasteful like that.

Or possibly driving a Bentley through the window of a posh shop in Westport or Carmel by the Sea, slurring something like “heh? You mean they’re cloashed? h’cup…” in a squeaky drunk voice like Eloise Crandall in Female on The Beach. That could work, too.

by Anonymousreply 9January 22, 2023 10:19 PM

Definitely not groping anyone on Nantucket…ever again.

by Anonymousreply 10January 22, 2023 10:30 PM

I’d be caught with a Harry Potter novel and cancelled.

by Anonymousreply 11January 22, 2023 10:32 PM

I’d be spaced out on a fenty lollipop, in a pink wig, fucking paparazzi in gas station bathrooms. Barefoot.

by Anonymousreply 12January 22, 2023 10:37 PM
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