I'm neither top nor bottom

Nobody wants blowjobs until they die. Learn how to fuck.

Cuntiest R1 ever.

And yet, still no one will want to fuck you, R1.

Funny how some gay men demand body autonomy over their own sexual practices while denying their brethren the same body autonomy.

I’m demisexual and the thought of butt anything drives me to gauge eyeballs. Until I like the dude, it’s pure biology for me and I can’t separate what it is. When there is something there, yes I’ll top. Knowing full well my sizemeat will cause mess and pain so I don’t get anything anyway but I pretend it was great.

No THIS is a cunty r1 reply, r2:

The lard ass in the clip is a “side” because he gets too tired and out of breath to top and he isn’t flexible enough to properly douche.

STOP TRYING TO BE INTERESTING, YOU ARE JUST A FAG THAT DOESN’T DO BUTT STUFF

Is this so bad? Sometimes I just like a good blow and go.

[quote] while denying their brethren the same body autonomy

For fucks sake R3 get your dick out of your own mouth.

Oh please, this is like girls coming out as non-binary, it's always the ugly ones.

[quote]Knowing full well my sizemeat will cause mess and pain

You need to find a bottom who knows how to relax.

R7 It's low self esteem at R3

R10, No, it's not liking anal sex. But thanks for proving my point. Bless your heart.

R7, What word would you have preferred? "Fellow Marys"? "Gurlinas"? "Bitches"? Something less masculine sounding in general?

I wonder how many of these "sides" only suck dick but don't like having their own sucked.

I get it...

🎵 "Sometimes you feel like a butt... Sometimes you don't"🎵

A side of bacon.

Every sexual encounter doesn’t have to include anal, but at least some of the time, it should. Vers is good, too, even if you have a preference. Why miss out on any pleasure?

[quote]the thought of butt anything drives me to gauge eyeballs.

What are you gauging them for? Cut? Color? Clarity?

I’m a side. I only suck and get sucked

Michael Henry breaks it down for you, using more attractive men. Does that make you judgemental queens feel better?

Side. Top. Bottom. Just don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

R16 I’m trying to gouge the situation.

Lado de cerdo

^ Lol

Side of pork, it looks like.

People like the guy in the video are so odd these days. I would talk about things like this online anonymously, but there’s no way in hell I would record a video of myself talking about whether or not I like anal sex and put it out on the internet for the world to see.

And we’re grateful for that every day.

[quote]I'm neither top nor bottom

You are neither attractive nor interesting.

I’m a top but since having enough experiences with bottoms who don’t, how should I say, don’t keep that ass clean good enough, I’ve gotten turned off from anal. Side sex, including frottage, can be very romantic and pleasing when you’re with the right person.

Also I have to wonder if most gay men have anal sex because they feel like they have to rather than because they really want to. Is it more about feeling valued based on how good they fuck or take dick?

R27 No, it's just fun and feels good

If you're not getting fudge, you're not doing it right.

You can’t be a top or bottom when no one wants to fuck you

What is that guy exactly? Is he black? Or some kind of Pacific Islander?

This would be a good poll for Datalounge. But I don’t know how to make them.

1) Top

2) Bottom

3) Side

4) Asexual

It's not exactly rocket science, R32.

R32, does your nurse help you logon to Datalounge?

Then I would understand it.