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I'm neither top nor bottom

I'm a side.

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by Anonymousreply 34January 23, 2023 6:41 PM

Nobody wants blowjobs until they die. Learn how to fuck.

by Anonymousreply 1January 22, 2023 4:01 AM

Cuntiest R1 ever.

by Anonymousreply 2January 22, 2023 4:07 AM

And yet, still no one will want to fuck you, R1.

Funny how some gay men demand body autonomy over their own sexual practices while denying their brethren the same body autonomy.

by Anonymousreply 3January 22, 2023 4:30 AM

I’m demisexual and the thought of butt anything drives me to gauge eyeballs. Until I like the dude, it’s pure biology for me and I can’t separate what it is. When there is something there, yes I’ll top. Knowing full well my sizemeat will cause mess and pain so I don’t get anything anyway but I pretend it was great.

by Anonymousreply 4January 22, 2023 4:47 AM

No THIS is a cunty r1 reply, r2:

The lard ass in the clip is a “side” because he gets too tired and out of breath to top and he isn’t flexible enough to properly douche.


by Anonymousreply 5January 22, 2023 4:50 AM

Is this so bad? Sometimes I just like a good blow and go.

by Anonymousreply 6January 22, 2023 5:11 AM

[quote] while denying their brethren the same body autonomy

For fucks sake R3 get your dick out of your own mouth.

by Anonymousreply 7January 22, 2023 5:28 AM

Oh please, this is like girls coming out as non-binary, it's always the ugly ones.

by Anonymousreply 8January 22, 2023 5:55 AM

[quote]Knowing full well my sizemeat will cause mess and pain

You need to find a bottom who knows how to relax.

by Anonymousreply 9January 22, 2023 2:39 PM

R7 It's low self esteem at R3

by Anonymousreply 10January 22, 2023 2:45 PM

R10, No, it's not liking anal sex. But thanks for proving my point. Bless your heart.

R7, What word would you have preferred? "Fellow Marys"? "Gurlinas"? "Bitches"? Something less masculine sounding in general?

by Anonymousreply 11January 22, 2023 3:14 PM

I wonder how many of these "sides" only suck dick but don't like having their own sucked.

by Anonymousreply 12January 22, 2023 3:19 PM

I get it...

🎵 "Sometimes you feel like a butt... Sometimes you don't"🎵

by Anonymousreply 13January 22, 2023 3:30 PM

A side of bacon.

by Anonymousreply 14January 22, 2023 3:39 PM

Every sexual encounter doesn’t have to include anal, but at least some of the time, it should. Vers is good, too, even if you have a preference. Why miss out on any pleasure?

by Anonymousreply 15January 22, 2023 3:43 PM

[quote]the thought of butt anything drives me to gauge eyeballs.

What are you gauging them for? Cut? Color? Clarity?

by Anonymousreply 16January 22, 2023 3:46 PM

I’m a side. I only suck and get sucked

by Anonymousreply 17January 22, 2023 3:49 PM

Michael Henry breaks it down for you, using more attractive men. Does that make you judgemental queens feel better?

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by Anonymousreply 18January 22, 2023 3:50 PM

Side. Top. Bottom. Just don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

by Anonymousreply 19January 22, 2023 3:59 PM

R16 I’m trying to gouge the situation.

by Anonymousreply 20January 22, 2023 5:17 PM

Lado de cerdo

by Anonymousreply 21January 22, 2023 7:48 PM

^ Lol

by Anonymousreply 22January 22, 2023 10:22 PM

Side of pork, it looks like.

by Anonymousreply 23January 22, 2023 10:24 PM

People like the guy in the video are so odd these days. I would talk about things like this online anonymously, but there’s no way in hell I would record a video of myself talking about whether or not I like anal sex and put it out on the internet for the world to see.

by Anonymousreply 24January 22, 2023 10:25 PM

And we’re grateful for that every day.

by Anonymousreply 25January 22, 2023 10:37 PM

[quote]I'm neither top nor bottom

You are neither attractive nor interesting.

by Anonymousreply 26January 22, 2023 10:57 PM

I’m a top but since having enough experiences with bottoms who don’t, how should I say, don’t keep that ass clean good enough, I’ve gotten turned off from anal. Side sex, including frottage, can be very romantic and pleasing when you’re with the right person.

Also I have to wonder if most gay men have anal sex because they feel like they have to rather than because they really want to. Is it more about feeling valued based on how good they fuck or take dick?

by Anonymousreply 27January 23, 2023 2:01 AM

R27 No, it's just fun and feels good

by Anonymousreply 28January 23, 2023 2:03 AM

If you're not getting fudge, you're not doing it right.

by Anonymousreply 29January 23, 2023 5:56 AM

You can’t be a top or bottom when no one wants to fuck you

by Anonymousreply 30January 23, 2023 7:13 AM

What is that guy exactly? Is he black? Or some kind of Pacific Islander?

by Anonymousreply 31January 23, 2023 8:40 AM

This would be a good poll for Datalounge. But I don’t know how to make them.

1) Top

2) Bottom

3) Side

4) Asexual

by Anonymousreply 32January 23, 2023 3:25 PM

It's not exactly rocket science, R32.

by Anonymousreply 33January 23, 2023 4:02 PM

R32, does your nurse help you logon to Datalounge?

Then I would understand it.

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