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Let’s be Diamond’s memorial service

I’m Dump, trying to say a few teleprompted words about Diamond before monopolizing my time with self-serving crap.

by Anonymousreply 26January 26, 2023 2:21 AM

I'm the forklift and crane.

by Anonymousreply 1January 21, 2023 3:05 AM

tRump won’t make it past the first sentence.

[quote] Diamond died of a broken heart because the 2020 election was stolen from me.

by Anonymousreply 2January 21, 2023 3:06 AM

I'm COVID, not having to worry about vaccines or boosters.

by Anonymousreply 3January 21, 2023 3:08 AM

I'm Silk, mentioning the GoFundMe "to keep Diamond's legacy alive."

by Anonymousreply 4January 21, 2023 3:09 AM

I'm the forklift and crane also required for Silk @ R4.

by Anonymousreply 5January 21, 2023 3:10 AM

I’m the Wave 2 NFT artwork Drumpf will EXCLUSIVELY premiere at the memorial, of Diamond kneeling and praying before a Christ-like Drumpf.

by Anonymousreply 6January 21, 2023 3:11 AM

I'm the lump of coal sent with a note attached "With condolences, from your friends at the Datalounge".

by Anonymousreply 7January 21, 2023 3:13 AM

I don't speak Magat fluently but I noted Dump used the word precious when he commented on her death. This is a subversive reference to the film , "Precious".

by Anonymousreply 8January 21, 2023 3:14 AM

I'm the two burial plots her family will be forced to buy.

by Anonymousreply 9January 21, 2023 3:16 AM

Four R9.

by Anonymousreply 10January 21, 2023 3:23 AM

I'm the complete lack of attendees from Fox News and Newsmax.

by Anonymousreply 11January 21, 2023 3:26 AM

I'm the complete lack of black people. Except for Kanye.

by Anonymousreply 12January 21, 2023 3:40 AM

Wasn't she Hip Hop Royalty?

by Anonymousreply 13January 21, 2023 4:02 AM

I'm the ladies in high Sunday church wear.

Most of us still have cum in our cooches from the night before, after whoring around at the casino, but we'll church up for Sister Diamond's fune.

by Anonymousreply 14January 21, 2023 4:07 AM

I’m the false bottom in the casket to allow plenty of room for more of Trump’s stolen classified docs. It’s a plus size casket anyway so nobody will notice.

by Anonymousreply 15January 21, 2023 4:25 AM

I'm the facts that her name was Ineitha Lynnette Hardaway and her pussy stinks.

Worse than mine, at this point.

by Anonymousreply 16January 21, 2023 4:31 AM

I'm the thousands of fake fingernails applied for the occasion.

by Anonymousreply 17January 21, 2023 4:51 AM

I’m the fatal stroke which many people are saying they hope will strike Trump during his eulogy.

by Anonymousreply 18January 21, 2023 10:47 PM

I’m the media…not all that interested in Diamond or Dump at the moment.

by Anonymousreply 19January 21, 2023 10:49 PM

I’m Kari Lake, jealous of all the attention Dump is giving to a corpse when “I’m a vital, living, God-fearing woman with needs.”

by Anonymousreply 20January 21, 2023 10:52 PM

^ I typo’d that as “ with meds,” which is better.

by Anonymousreply 21January 21, 2023 10:53 PM

Trump gives long, rambling speech about everything but. The beautiful 2016 election; The Apprentice; Pocahontas...

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by Anonymousreply 22January 26, 2023 12:26 AM

I’m the miles and miles of weave at the event.

by Anonymousreply 23January 26, 2023 12:32 AM

I’m thoughts and prayers from polite society

by Anonymousreply 24January 26, 2023 12:38 AM

I'm Melania Trump in whore blackface!

by Anonymousreply 25January 26, 2023 12:48 AM

I’m the pussies she will never suck on

by Anonymousreply 26January 26, 2023 2:21 AM
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