I’m Dump, trying to say a few teleprompted words about Diamond before monopolizing my time with self-serving crap.
Let’s be Diamond’s memorial service
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 26, 2023 1:21 AM |
I'm the forklift and crane.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 21, 2023 2:05 AM |
tRump won’t make it past the first sentence.
[quote] Diamond died of a broken heart because the 2020 election was stolen from me.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 21, 2023 2:06 AM |
I'm COVID, not having to worry about vaccines or boosters.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 21, 2023 2:08 AM |
I'm Silk, mentioning the GoFundMe "to keep Diamond's legacy alive."
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 21, 2023 2:09 AM |
I'm the forklift and crane also required for Silk @ R4.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 21, 2023 2:10 AM |
I’m the Wave 2 NFT artwork Drumpf will EXCLUSIVELY premiere at the memorial, of Diamond kneeling and praying before a Christ-like Drumpf.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 21, 2023 2:11 AM |
I'm the lump of coal sent with a note attached "With condolences, from your friends at the Datalounge".
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 21, 2023 2:13 AM |
I don't speak Magat fluently but I noted Dump used the word precious when he commented on her death. This is a subversive reference to the film , "Precious".
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 21, 2023 2:14 AM |
I'm the two burial plots her family will be forced to buy.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 21, 2023 2:16 AM |
Four R9.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 21, 2023 2:23 AM |
I'm the complete lack of attendees from Fox News and Newsmax.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 21, 2023 2:26 AM |
I'm the complete lack of black people. Except for Kanye.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 21, 2023 2:40 AM |
Wasn't she Hip Hop Royalty?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 21, 2023 3:02 AM |
I'm the ladies in high Sunday church wear.
Most of us still have cum in our cooches from the night before, after whoring around at the casino, but we'll church up for Sister Diamond's fune.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 21, 2023 3:07 AM |
I’m the false bottom in the casket to allow plenty of room for more of Trump’s stolen classified docs. It’s a plus size casket anyway so nobody will notice.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 21, 2023 3:25 AM |
I'm the facts that her name was Ineitha Lynnette Hardaway and her pussy stinks.
Worse than mine, at this point.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 21, 2023 3:31 AM |
I'm the thousands of fake fingernails applied for the occasion.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 21, 2023 3:51 AM |
I’m the fatal stroke which many people are saying they hope will strike Trump during his eulogy.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 21, 2023 9:47 PM |
I’m the media…not all that interested in Diamond or Dump at the moment.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 21, 2023 9:49 PM |
I’m Kari Lake, jealous of all the attention Dump is giving to a corpse when “I’m a vital, living, God-fearing woman with needs.”
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 21, 2023 9:52 PM |
^ I typo’d that as “ with meds,” which is better.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 21, 2023 9:53 PM |
Trump gives long, rambling speech about everything but. The beautiful 2016 election; The Apprentice; Pocahontas...
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 25, 2023 11:26 PM |
I’m the miles and miles of weave at the event.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 25, 2023 11:32 PM |
I’m thoughts and prayers from polite society
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 25, 2023 11:38 PM |
I'm Melania Trump in whore blackface!
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 25, 2023 11:48 PM |
I’m the pussies she will never suck on
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 26, 2023 1:21 AM |