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Do you want to sleep with Lindsey Graham?

And why?

by Anonymousreply 32February 2, 2023 9:35 PM

Only if I can take video and release it for maximum public humiliation

by Anonymousreply 1January 20, 2023 8:26 PM

No, No, No!

by Anonymousreply 2January 27, 2023 12:34 AM

sleep with?

Given his age, you'll need to clarify whether or not you actually mean "fuck."

by Anonymousreply 3January 27, 2023 12:39 AM

Op, do a poll.

Ask Kavy-naughty, Orange Menace, Joe Bigly, Hershey, and Hannity..

by Anonymousreply 4January 27, 2023 12:39 AM

Could Schlappy answer this?

by Anonymousreply 5January 27, 2023 12:43 AM

If u into ladybugs 🐞

by Anonymousreply 6January 27, 2023 12:45 AM


by Anonymousreply 7January 27, 2023 12:53 AM

He’ll no, he’d roll over and suffocate me.

by Anonymousreply 8January 27, 2023 1:02 AM

Hear she’s quite messy. Throws Chic-fil-A bags & clothes all over the floor. Her macho messaging….

by Anonymousreply 9January 27, 2023 7:26 AM

Not again. She snores.

by Anonymousreply 10January 27, 2023 1:56 PM

Honestly, yeah.

by Anonymousreply 11January 27, 2023 2:00 PM

Who'd want to fuck him? He's dirty as hell.

by Anonymousreply 12January 27, 2023 2:05 PM

Only so much pillow talk one can take from Lady Lickity Lick. Keep that head under covers, that amazing tounge kept below the belly & the very top of crack, and kick it out after an hour in order to get some sleep.

by Anonymousreply 13January 27, 2023 2:39 PM

When I feel like I need to throw up for some reason, or am constipated, and need to take a bowel movement, I concentrate on the image of making sweet love to Mitch or Lindsay, or MTG or Lorena. It works every time.

by Anonymousreply 14January 27, 2023 2:43 PM

Lucky escorts.

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by Anonymousreply 15January 28, 2023 7:51 AM

Sashay Ladybug

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by Anonymousreply 16January 28, 2023 9:40 AM

[quote]Only if I can take video and release it for maximum public humiliation

To humiliate yourself?

by Anonymousreply 17January 28, 2023 9:48 AM

OP, ahead of each bedroom rendezvous, I have every gentleman caller use from my supply, Promescent Delay Spray. It helps!

Premature ejaculation was a common and understandable problem given their thrilling anticipation. They do want stamina, and I need and expect them to have that by giving the extra help.

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by Anonymousreply 18January 28, 2023 1:38 PM

Gone orange.

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by Anonymousreply 19February 1, 2023 12:51 AM

I wouldn't be able to get it up with a crane OP. So, no.

by Anonymousreply 20February 1, 2023 12:55 AM

Hard, er, soft pass.

by Anonymousreply 21February 1, 2023 12:56 AM

It's the lovely genteel lilt of a southern gentleman describing their hemorrhoids as "piles"

by Anonymousreply 22February 1, 2023 12:57 AM

🤮🤮🤮🤮 Not in a million years, even if he was the last person left on earth to sleep with.

by Anonymousreply 23February 1, 2023 1:16 AM

Jesus H Christ. The questions people ask…

by Anonymousreply 24February 1, 2023 1:21 AM

But a macho warrior getting his energy from, and passion for, Mango Mussolini Bone Spurs, has to be super virile.

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by Anonymousreply 25February 1, 2023 1:25 AM

I would sooner eat my own shit.

by Anonymousreply 26February 1, 2023 1:48 AM

Lindsey needs to sleep with the 🐠🐟

by Anonymousreply 27February 1, 2023 1:51 AM

SC pal Trey Gowdy needs to help her with the makeup.

That orange tanning stuff from Trump is so unbecoming.

by Anonymousreply 28February 1, 2023 7:00 AM

Yours or his, R1?

by Anonymousreply 29February 1, 2023 11:01 AM

Have you spoken to your doctor yet, OP?

by Anonymousreply 30February 1, 2023 12:07 PM

Boris visits with Miss Lindsey.

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by Anonymousreply 31February 1, 2023 5:02 PM
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by Anonymousreply 32February 2, 2023 9:35 PM
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