Does Anyone Remember Naked News?

I remember jerking off to it as a teen

Naked News.

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This could save network news.

I would subscribe.

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I recall subscribing to this once just to watch Lucas Tyler.

I would tune into the Hairy Daddy News Hour.

I was a fan of Lucas. He was totally straight, of course, but he knew who his audience was.

They need to do a reunion show. I’m curious what these guys look like now. None of them seem to have landed other jobs in Canadian TV news.

Finally a suitable career for Shawn Mendes.

First on-line service I ever subscribed to. I think I was a scared to actually subscribe to any actual porn sites since I was in college and my parents were still [paying my bills. I don't know if I thought they would think it was better since I was getting "news" or what. So stupid.

I remember being major-league obsessed with the one reporter...Brandon? Brendon? He was 100% my type.

Things sort off went downhill after Lucas bailed and they went all-gay all the time. Not sure why.

I'm still very into softcore "guys standing around naked" stuff. Anyone else remember Sharpshooter Studios movies?

Clearly nobody on the planet gives a shit since you cunts are too fucking lazy to provide links.

R2: I tuned in for Lucas. There is something so sensual about when took his clothes off.

R13, or you are too lazy to read the other posts.

"Lucas Tyler" sounds like the name of a character in a western or a nighttime soap.

Yes! Good times.....the men were so fucking hot. I couldn't concentrate on the news.

Raoul Santos! God, he was beautiful.

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Wow, never heard of this! What is Lucas Tyler's real name? Where is he now??

R19 - I wonder which lucky intern got to be the set fluffer.

Wow, he seriously had the best dick and ball combo

R20, I thought he was a porn star. He's not. Just Google him. OP has now created a new obsession for me. Lucas is straight, alas.

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Part of what makes Lucas so hot is his fucking great attitude. I thought he was from Brooklyn because he said "dat" for that and he stresses the d's and t's, all of which many Brooklyn people do. Turns out he's from Montreal. The similarity of their English accent to a Brooklyn one was one of the first things I noticed the first time I visited there.

I'm in love.

Lucas and Raoul were gorgeous! I liked their natural bodies. They were lean and fit. That's incredibly hot. I wish there were more men like them, these days.

Lucas has the perfect manscaped dick. Just enough of a bush that makes his dick masculine - not like he's going through puberty.

They weren't "roided" up, tattooed, caricatures. They were incredibly hot!

I'm old-fashioned. I need to see ungroomed bush. It's not the same without.

I love a trimmed bush like Lucas’s!

R29 - you got it ! We are so used to seeing roided up tattooed guys with tiny plucked penises. Or little twinks who look like plucked chickens. These guys were real guys.

Yum

The only thing that would’ve made these vids hotter would be if the guy rubbed one out after the newscast.

I remember spilling many a load to these guys and afterwards always said shit, I wish these guys got hard and jerked off too.

I think there was a rule about anchors not touching themselves during the show proper. However, on occasion, in the weekly "Bloopers" section, they would show a guy yanking on his dick quickly or beating off with is back turned to make sure he looked good on camera.

I wasted so much time and money on this stuff. Is there an archive of whole shows somewhere?

God, I would love to see both of those, r35, the archive and the ‘bloopers’ you talked about.

Maybe an industrious chaturbate cammer will pick up the concept and read the news. Should be easy to execute…

No, it wouldn’t be the same. The thing with naked news was it looked remarkably like a real, ordinary newscast, set and all.

I sort of think that's what went wrong when it became focused 100% on gay things.

Instead of a relatively light show with naked guys reading stories from the AP wire, it was now naked guys standing around discussing more serious issues. It was sort of annoying, incongruous and no fun. The only later fun part was the older guy who joined late (Dick? Dale?) who seemed to have a half bone all the time.

I vaguely remember them doing a fully dressed episode for 9/11 which was odd.

I don’t think anyone wanted to get naked on 9/11. Respect for the dead and a national shudder.

Did anyone have sex that night?

They needed more gravitas. They should've hired Walter Cronkite to strip.

Dale Danforth was the older guy. I was hoping some of the Toronto posters might have encountered some of these guys.

Ah, a throwback to such innocent, lite times!

R42: I'd forgotten about Dale Danforth. I've juust google-videoed him.