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Happy Birthday, Joan Crawford!

Let's all wish Joan a happy birthday by posting our favorite stories of Joan. For she's a jolly good fellow!

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by Anonymousreply 6January 14, 2023 3:30 PM

I see you all didn't get the joke that it is actually Faye Dunaway's birthday. BRING ME THE AXE!

by Anonymousreply 1January 14, 2023 11:28 AM

[quote]our favorite stories of Joan.

She died of cancer.

by Anonymousreply 2January 14, 2023 12:18 PM

Oh Bette darling,

Are you low-slung breasts still resting on your bloated alcoholic belly, dear?

by Anonymousreply 3January 14, 2023 2:19 PM

Joan loves birthdays!!!

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by Anonymousreply 4January 14, 2023 2:48 PM

[quote]—Blessings

Oh, dear.

(It's "Bless you".)

by Anonymousreply 5January 14, 2023 3:22 PM

^ No dear, it's fuck you!

by Anonymousreply 6January 14, 2023 3:30 PM
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