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Madonna to Embark on Career-Spanning 40th Anniversary Tour

The global trek will celebrate Madonna's deep catalog of hits, sources tell Billboard.

Madonna is planning a massive 40th anniversary tour later this year with her longtime concert promotion partner and producer Live Nation and music manager Guy Oseary, sources tell Billboard.

The 64-year-old pop icon will perform music from her entire catalogue, dating back to her 1983 self-titled debut album through her most recent studio album, 2019’s Madame X. The world tour will be Madonna’s first ever career retrospective, featuring a compilation of her biggest hits across four decades of music and will reportedly include a multi-night run at the O2 in London.

“It’s going to be the biggest tour she’s ever done,” one executive familiar with her plans tells Billboard. The tour will include both stadium and arena dates, the source says, and include over-the-top production that delivers both “Material Girl” kitsch and occasionally outrageous sex appeal with plenty of show-stopping moments made for social media.

The tour buzz comes just months after Madonna released her career-spanning compilation album Finally Enough Love: 50 Number Ones, spanning her entire dance club career, featuring remixes by top producers including 20 rare recordings officially released for the first time. In 2021, Madonna signed a deal with Warner Music Group for an “extensive, multi-year series of catalog releases that will revisit the groundbreaking music that made her an international icon.”

Madonna last toured in 2019 and early 2020 on her Madame X tour, a theater run that was struggled through production delays and Madonna’s recurring hip and knee injuries. While the Madame X tour earned strong critical reviews in the press, its habitually late start time often angered ticket holders and prompted two class actions lawsuits from fans.

When it comes to choosing her nightly set list for this new tour, Madonna will have no shortage of songs to choose from with 57 titles charting on the Billboard Hot 100, 38 top 10 hits and 12 No. 1s, including 1990’s “Vogue,” and 2000’s “Music,” released a decade apart and each spending 24 weeks on the Hot 100. Madonna’s “Borderline” from 1984 spent 30 weeks on the Hot 100. She followed that impressive feat a decade later with the ballad “Take a Bow,” which held the No. 1 spot on the Hot 100 for seven weeks.

Madonna’s 2008-2009 Sticky and Sweet Tour is the highest grossing tour by a female artist ever, according to Billboard Boxscore, netting $407 million. Her most recent Madame X theater run grossed $36.4 million with 124,655 ticket sold.

Reps for Madonna could not be reached for comment at time of publishing.

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by Anonymousreply 270January 28, 2023 2:28 PM

Well, should I not buy tickets for this, or not buy tickets for Janet Jackson's?

Decisions, decisions.

by Anonymousreply 1January 14, 2023 5:00 AM

Will she be kicking off the tour in The Villages?

by Anonymousreply 2January 14, 2023 6:08 AM

Must she?

by Anonymousreply 3January 14, 2023 6:18 AM

Has she already laid down the soundtrack she'll be mouthing to and been fitted for the chairs she'll be carried around in? Or she'll just have a stand in and film herself for the close-ups on the video screens.

by Anonymousreply 4January 14, 2023 7:13 AM

What could go wrong!

by Anonymousreply 5January 14, 2023 7:22 AM

This will be a disaster judging by her mental state on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 6January 14, 2023 7:32 AM

Now she won't show up three hours late, she'll show up the next day.

by Anonymousreply 7January 14, 2023 7:38 AM

This might be your last chance to see her sing live bitches!

by Anonymousreply 8January 14, 2023 7:48 AM

The bedazzled walker she'll use on stage is pretty nice.

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by Anonymousreply 9January 14, 2023 7:48 AM

That's quite cool R9. It could be very tongue in cheek.

by Anonymousreply 10January 14, 2023 7:51 AM

She's going to have to totally re-do herself so she no longer looks like a space alien if she's going to do this.

No one wants to see "Vogue" performed by someone who looks like Pippi Longstocking as an alien burn victim.

by Anonymousreply 11January 14, 2023 7:57 AM

R9 that’s pretty sweet looking! All it needs now is a drink holder and an iPhone mount.

by Anonymousreply 12January 14, 2023 8:19 AM

Won't get pissed when they get there and Billy Corgen walks out instead? Because that's who she's starting to look like.

by Anonymousreply 13January 14, 2023 8:40 AM

People ^^^

by Anonymousreply 14January 14, 2023 8:42 AM

"This might be your last chance to see her sing live bitches!"

That shipped sailed back in 1990.

by Anonymousreply 15January 14, 2023 8:48 AM

Meh!

by Anonymousreply 16January 14, 2023 10:04 AM

Lolz, 16 comments in 24 hours on a predominantly gay message board.

Madge related news really is insignificant these days.

by Anonymousreply 17January 15, 2023 7:12 PM

Oh, no...shades of "This Is It."

by Anonymousreply 18January 15, 2023 7:36 PM

R8 That'd be a remarkable change of pace, since ALL of her shows in the past two decades have been pre recorded

by Anonymousreply 19January 15, 2023 7:37 PM

South Park did a bit with Rod Stewart being wheeled out and squawking a bit. That's how I see this going.

by Anonymousreply 20January 15, 2023 7:44 PM

Isn’t every Madonna tour a career retrospective?

by Anonymousreply 21January 15, 2023 7:46 PM

You know it's gonig to sell-out probably within minutes of tix being available, but it would be HILARIOUS if it not only didn't sell-out in multiple venues, but also if videos of half-empty venues started popping up on twitter.

by Anonymousreply 22January 15, 2023 7:49 PM

[quote] This might be your last chance to see her sing live bitches!

Sing live? All the more reason NOT to go.

by Anonymousreply 23January 15, 2023 9:07 PM

She’ll show up 3 hours late and have a section where she performs totally nude. Sorry, but Madonna’s time is beyond over. She’s a fucking trainwreck. Look at her performance here.

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by Anonymousreply 24January 15, 2023 9:11 PM

@r24. That is really depressing. When I was in high school that woman was the future, and it pains me that she has not had a dignified progression in her career.

by Anonymousreply 25January 15, 2023 9:19 PM

Bad idea

by Anonymousreply 26January 15, 2023 9:22 PM

Tours are so reductive.

by Anonymousreply 27January 15, 2023 9:37 PM

she's literally terrifying to behold

by Anonymousreply 28January 15, 2023 9:39 PM

R28 - She should just change her name from Madonna to Medusa.

by Anonymousreply 29January 15, 2023 9:40 PM

I thought the Ringling Brothers stopped running a circus from town to town.

by Anonymousreply 30January 15, 2023 9:41 PM

Jeezus...how many painkillers was she on with that Maluma peformance?

She should take a page from the Bette Midler performance of this:

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by Anonymousreply 31January 15, 2023 9:41 PM

R31, Madonna ripped that off for her tour.

by Anonymousreply 32January 15, 2023 9:43 PM

Reminded me of THIS

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by Anonymousreply 33January 15, 2023 9:44 PM

So, who's playing the part of Madonna?

Oh, wait...SHE is actually going on tour?

No thanks, we can see enough of her fuckity fuck on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 34January 15, 2023 9:48 PM

Will she break another hip this time? That fake ass has caused her nothing but problems.

by Anonymousreply 35January 15, 2023 9:56 PM

Good lord r24. She can't move at all anymore.

by Anonymousreply 36January 15, 2023 10:45 PM

Oh, dear. Does she need money?

by Anonymousreply 37January 15, 2023 10:46 PM

[quote]Tours are so reductive.

Tours are so transphobic.

by Anonymousreply 38January 15, 2023 10:48 PM

Career-Spanning?

Are we to assume the third act takes place in an asylum?

by Anonymousreply 39January 16, 2023 12:08 AM

[quote]This might be your last chance to see her sing live bitches!

The thing is R8 ....

She has never been a great singer. She is a fantastic entertainer though. She could always put on quite a show.

She just physically do that anymore. This why The Rolling Stones, U2, or the Eagles can tour until one of them drops (and maybe even keep going after that). They just sing.

She puts on a show, which includes singing, and she is just too old for that anymore.

by Anonymousreply 40January 16, 2023 12:24 AM

Well, you knew this day was coming.

"...career retrospective", my ass.

Madonna is officially a nostalgia act.

She's resisted being branded that way, but, tough toenails, and no amount of marketing semantics can disguise this.

Seriously, it's tough to see the great ones fall.

by Anonymousreply 41January 16, 2023 12:54 AM

Well, don’t ever tell me to stop!

by Anonymousreply 42January 16, 2023 12:56 AM

Madonna is about to bark 40 times?

by Anonymousreply 43January 16, 2023 1:21 AM

She’s reached the Cher “Farewell Tour” stage.

by Anonymousreply 44January 16, 2023 1:27 AM

[quote] The 64-year-old pop icon will perform

Why start now?

by Anonymousreply 45January 16, 2023 1:33 AM

She'll be dead before this sees the light of day.

by Anonymousreply 46January 16, 2023 1:55 AM

Sit DOWN, hag!

by Anonymousreply 47January 16, 2023 2:19 AM

It's the ONLY way and reason to tour!

by Anonymousreply 48January 16, 2023 2:22 AM

Yikes.

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by Anonymousreply 49January 16, 2023 2:31 AM

Mama found her pills.

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by Anonymousreply 50January 16, 2023 2:31 AM

I’d fuck me.

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by Anonymousreply 51January 16, 2023 2:31 AM

This is what happens when a narcissist becomes a has-been.

by Anonymousreply 52January 16, 2023 2:32 AM

I'm going to assume that this isn't about money so much as her need for the spotlight.

by Anonymousreply 53January 16, 2023 2:38 AM

Is this a joke? She looks so hammered all the time now. It’s going to be like Merle Haggard. Maybe 3 songs.

by Anonymousreply 54January 16, 2023 2:41 AM

She’s fooling us all. That last pic of her was with a mask. She’s gonna rip it all off onstage and look just like 2007!

by Anonymousreply 55January 16, 2023 2:50 AM

No thanks. I saw Whos That Girl, Blond Ambition and Girlie Show. I choose those memories over whatever disaster this will be.

by Anonymousreply 56January 16, 2023 3:08 AM

Will they be carting her around the stage on a wheelbarrow at this point?

by Anonymousreply 57January 16, 2023 3:09 AM

She will lip sync her heart out

by Anonymousreply 58January 16, 2023 3:13 AM

The tickets will be insanely expensive to start but prices will fall quickly

by Anonymousreply 59January 16, 2023 3:13 AM

This will never happen.

by Anonymousreply 60January 16, 2023 3:17 AM

All that money and she’s STILL THIRSTY AF.

by Anonymousreply 61January 16, 2023 3:17 AM

She's a complete mess and I don't even know much of her music past the Music album, but I'd go.

by Anonymousreply 62January 16, 2023 3:26 AM

She needs to lose 20 pounds

by Anonymousreply 63January 16, 2023 3:40 AM

Is that Varla Jean Merman at R49?

by Anonymousreply 64January 16, 2023 4:15 AM

She moves and dances like Mother Harper.

by Anonymousreply 65January 16, 2023 4:49 AM

Madonna's Baby Jane tour - 2028

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by Anonymousreply 66January 16, 2023 5:07 AM

[quote] It’s going to be the biggest tour she’s ever done,” one executive familiar with her plans tells Billboard.

Bitch please. You still haven't topped The Blonde Ambition Tour and that was over 30 years and half you're current age. I guess this is madge's "This is it" Tour. Hope she lives through it.

by Anonymousreply 67January 16, 2023 5:20 AM

R24 - that was horrifying and depressing. I saw the Madame X Tour and while far from perfect, and while she was obviously already slowing down (and dealing with a knee and hip injury), she still had oodles of stage presence and managed to command the stage. But... yikes. That performance with Maluma was just horrifying. Even if you give her the benefit of it being an under-rehearsed surprise appearance, it was still painful to watch.

by Anonymousreply 68January 16, 2023 6:02 AM

She couldn’t even sell out the last one and that was just a theater tour.

by Anonymousreply 69January 16, 2023 6:08 AM

A little education on what a sold out show really means…

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by Anonymousreply 70January 16, 2023 6:09 AM

Wonder how bad Janet Jackson's "sold out" numbers are then R70.

by Anonymousreply 71January 16, 2023 6:16 AM

No one wants to stand around waiting three hours for her highness to make an appearance. She really has no idea who her audience is anymore. No one can get through to her. She already said that her manager will no longer deal with her. He tells her constantly not to do shit that is going to turn into a PR disaster for her and she does it anyway. She’s a lost cause. She’ll end up dead either from drugs, an accident, or on a plastic surgeon’s table. She’s in full self-destruction mode.

by Anonymousreply 72January 16, 2023 6:20 AM

"Isn’t every Madonna tour a career retrospective?"

Madonna is one of the only artists who has never had to do most of her greatest hits or every top 10 song....That's what most older acts do.

For better or worse, and mainly, worse over the past 20 years, she has always been able to sell out and make the tour feature all her new music.

In stadium tours, about half were older songs and half were from her new album. And the older songs weren't always hits or even singles that were released. On Madame X, only 6 of the full songs were greatest hits. May have been one of the reasons she had trouble selling the theater tour--fans who like her fun pop music really hated that album. And any fans had been to her last few tours knew she would be several hours late. How many 60 year olds want to pay $400 per ticket for a concert that starts at 1030pm?

by Anonymousreply 73January 16, 2023 6:46 AM

r72 put it best - "She really has no idea who her audience is anymore"

Madonna has always found the best people working in music and absorbed them. But her desire to stay current leaves her totally adrift with her fanbase because there isn't much overlap with traditional American pop and the people she collaborates with. On Madame X, she had tracks with Maluma, Swae Lee, Quavvo and Anitta.

by Anonymousreply 74January 16, 2023 6:52 AM

Vegas residency would be best.

by Anonymousreply 75January 16, 2023 6:54 AM

I don't know who the fuck Maluma is but in that clip at R24 it looks like that guy is literally propping her up at times. She moves way to slowly too.

by Anonymousreply 76January 16, 2023 3:54 PM

Will it be sponsored by AARP?

by Anonymousreply 77January 16, 2023 4:02 PM

And yet, Grace Jones, who is older than she, is hula hooping on the stage at the Hollywood Bowl.

by Anonymousreply 78January 16, 2023 4:39 PM

Despite not having a hit in years, this tour can be huge of done correctly. She won’t be able to do much dancing

by Anonymousreply 79January 16, 2023 6:07 PM

Sex....blah....blah...sex....blah....sex.....

Never was there a more one-dimensional act in the history of music. Never. Name one act more basic than this bitch who has been flogging the same agenda for over 40 years. Fuck, she's pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 80January 16, 2023 6:19 PM

Aging is hard on everybody but she makes it look like pure hell.

The way she moves is so stiff and awkward. I’m not clear if that is due to years of being too hard on her body or just having the bad luck to age prematurely. I know people in their 70’s who move with more grace and ease.

by Anonymousreply 81January 16, 2023 6:35 PM

Maybe she was just having a bad day when she did that concert, r81. Maybe at other times she is graceful as a swan.

by Anonymousreply 82January 16, 2023 6:37 PM

I gotta say her live shows are pretty spectacular. I saw her in 1990, 1994 and 2012. If she would just get out her own way, check her ego at the door and have some respect for the audience it would go a long way. But when in Chicago in 2012 you start your show at 11:30 on a Thursday ( I was 2 seconds from leaving when the lights went down)

Kylie Minogue on the other hand puts on an amazing show and actually respects her audience. She knows how to do it.

by Anonymousreply 83January 16, 2023 6:37 PM

[quote]It’s going to be like Merle Haggard.

Definitely haggard in any case

by Anonymousreply 84January 16, 2023 6:40 PM

Can’t believe she’s only 64

by Anonymousreply 85January 16, 2023 6:44 PM

R81, you try walking and posing for Instagram and keeping your Majayjay in position.

by Anonymousreply 86January 16, 2023 6:46 PM

I'm telling y'all, she ain't been right since that bonk on the head from that cape-pulling stunt

by Anonymousreply 87January 16, 2023 7:02 PM

Oh God, please no - not OAP Madge, drunk and stoned out of her mind, with that weird face and horrible implants out terrorizing the world on tour.

Oh, the huge manatee!

by Anonymousreply 88January 16, 2023 7:06 PM

The big problem she will face with this tour is that she wants to be out there dancing. On Madame X she had problems (was it knee or hip or both?). And she filmed video of her in pain back stage, pushing herself to climb a ladder and then do dance moves like she was fine. and nobody would have given a shit if she just walked out or was wheeled out on stage and performed while her 15 dancers danced around behind her. But thats not what she wants to do. She wants to dance through a 2.5 hr show. So she is likely to overextend herself and then start cancelling tour dates.

by Anonymousreply 89January 16, 2023 8:03 PM

R87 I completely agree. Something happened after that fall at the O2. She went on pain medication and got hooked on Oxy or something and she still fucked up something like pain, meds or pills or something she is not in her right mind she’s addicted to pills or some thing she will never pull this off.

by Anonymousreply 90January 16, 2023 8:44 PM

Madonna was always about sex and flaunting her body, and after a certain age you just can't do that anymore because it's disgusting and makes people want to throw up. Nobody wants to see granny's titties and pussy and hear her sing about how much she loves to fuck. There's such a shelf life on being sexy and provocative, and Madonna can't do it anymore.

Stevie Nicks and Cher, who are a decade older than Madonna, can still get on a stage and not embarrass themselves because they never used sex as their main selling point.

by Anonymousreply 91January 16, 2023 9:01 PM

The Reinvention tour was 2004 and she looked so run out of ideas even then...

The only thing consistent is her humourless sourpuss and forcing sterile sex on her predominantly gay audience. I pity the sad saps who cheer and applaud every time she swears on stage or flashes her ass.

Fuck, how bereft of creativity is she.

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by Anonymousreply 92January 16, 2023 10:48 PM

I assume this will be remarkably easy to skip.

by Anonymousreply 93January 16, 2023 10:50 PM

She actually has scrubbed her instagram! Lolz.

As if her dumb ass, obnoxious behaviour on there over the past number of years will be forgotten.

Like Bobby Ewing in the shower.....

by Anonymousreply 94January 16, 2023 11:13 PM

Those of us who were huge fans of the Madonna of the 80s and 90s are in disbelief over what a train wreck she's become.

by Anonymousreply 95January 16, 2023 11:16 PM

And those who weren't fans at all will say this was the inevitable outcome for a performer whose entire career was based on shclock tactics.

by Anonymousreply 96January 16, 2023 11:23 PM

R89 the big problem she will face is her new big plastic face that makes her resemble like the monster from SAW.

by Anonymousreply 97January 16, 2023 11:30 PM

No r96 we always thought she was smarter than this. She's now Baby Jane and it's so sad.

by Anonymousreply 98January 16, 2023 11:31 PM

What is the logic of scrubbing her instagram because of this tour announcement?

by Anonymousreply 99January 17, 2023 12:08 AM

I'm sure the tour will be making everyone lock up their phones again, lest actual footage of her flopping around gasping for air gets out.

by Anonymousreply 100January 17, 2023 12:16 AM

This thread inspired me to go to youtube and re-watch her 2012 Super Bowl Performance.

It's pure, entertaining, Madonna spectacle, but, it's obvious her performing peak is behind her.

by Anonymousreply 101January 17, 2023 12:20 AM

Is she going to sit and play the guitar?

by Anonymousreply 102January 17, 2023 12:30 AM

This tour is as good an idea as Michael Jackson 's last tour!

by Anonymousreply 103January 17, 2023 12:55 AM

There should be some kind of pool to bet on how many shows she cancels.

by Anonymousreply 104January 17, 2023 1:11 AM

I'm shet to open for her in Losh Angelesh!

by Anonymousreply 105January 17, 2023 3:09 AM

You know what, I'll probably snag a couple of tickets to one of the dates for old time's sake. Will go in with low expectations of what she's capable of at this stage and (hopefully) be pleasantly surprised. Honestly, if it's going to be wall-to-wall Madonna hits/classics, I think the energy that kind of setlist will foster will help mitigate the bad knees and hips, the dreadful plastic surgery and the general lack of self-awareness. She needs to fire whomever is doing her styling now (no more corsets that make her look like an overstuffed ragdoll, no more military boots. Get clothes and costumes that you can feel and look confident in, woman. And, no more improvising. You need a taskmaster of a director and choreographer because winging it is not your strength at this stage. Someone who knows how to frame you and make you channel the energy of the on stage dancers (without having to exert yourself too much.) Bring back Nikki and Donna for a couple of numbers and we're off to the races.

I bet that bitch will play Candy Shop again, no matter how many other hit songs they'll have to try to fit into a one night setlist.

by Anonymousreply 106January 17, 2023 5:02 AM

Concertgoers should buy-up all the tickets- then show-up 2 hrs. late.

by Anonymousreply 107January 17, 2023 6:15 AM

[quote]She needs to fire whomever is doing her styling now (no more corsets that make her look like an overstuffed ragdoll, no more military boots. Get clothes and costumes that you can feel and look confident in, woman.

Is there any way she can get some of the fillers in her face dissolved? To me that's the one thing that makes her look truly awful.

by Anonymousreply 108January 17, 2023 6:40 AM

“This needs to stop, you look like Rocky Fucking Dennis!”

by Anonymousreply 109January 17, 2023 6:51 AM

Superbowl 2012 was entertaining in terms of her entrance, it quickly became VERY annoying when she was trying to keep up with the guys from LMFAO.

by Anonymousreply 110January 17, 2023 7:50 AM

" I'll probably snag a couple of tickets to one of the dates for old time's sake."

It's 'fans' like R106 who have Madge acting as deluded as she is. She's been a legacy act for nigh on 30 years but this is the moment she's finally accepted it and it sticks in her craw.

Madge and her 40 year career retrospective.....cause we know the show will end with the usual Holiday encore- like she's done so many times before.

by Anonymousreply 111January 17, 2023 7:54 AM

R111 - huh? I think I'm pretty pragmatic about Madonna and what she's capable in her seventh decade. To me, the signs of aging were already very apparent in the MDNA tour in which she could appear stiff and arthritic at times. I think that's about the time she truly became a legacy act, too.

by Anonymousreply 112January 17, 2023 8:37 AM

Here’s her promo picture for the tour, called hellraiser fakebutt

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by Anonymousreply 113January 17, 2023 8:40 AM

It only took 40 years to morph into an over sexualized alien. That’s an impressive body of work.

by Anonymousreply 114January 17, 2023 10:54 AM

which face will she be using?

by Anonymousreply 115January 17, 2023 11:44 AM

Good Lord. Did anyone see her Instagram reel announcing this? It's a who's who of TikTok, poor comedians and drag queens. And Lil Wayne lol

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by Anonymousreply 116January 17, 2023 3:03 PM

Bob the Drag Queen is touring with the show, I shit you not. This entire thing is cringe as fucking hell. Does she need the money? She put out a video for it with Amy plagiarizer Schumer and Lil Wayne. The Celebration Tour? Wasn’t that the name of her greatest hits in 2009? Even the posters and tour font are awful. Cheap as hell.

by Anonymousreply 117January 17, 2023 3:13 PM

"Bob the Drag Queen (a.k.a. Caldwell Tidicue) will be the special guest on all dates of the tour."

by Anonymousreply 118January 17, 2023 3:15 PM

She'll break her hip after the first night

by Anonymousreply 119January 17, 2023 3:15 PM

I'd hate to be whoever is insuring this tour.

by Anonymousreply 120January 17, 2023 3:16 PM

Bob the Drag Queen is listed on the tour poster. WTF?!

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by Anonymousreply 121January 17, 2023 3:17 PM

I think I saw Melissa Miller in the tiktok clip, as she's answering Amy's question. Proof that Madge reads Datalounge.

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by Anonymousreply 122January 17, 2023 3:32 PM

Bob as an opening act?

by Anonymousreply 123January 17, 2023 3:36 PM

The tour schedule looks designed to defeat her by September.

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by Anonymousreply 124January 17, 2023 3:42 PM

The Celebration Tour will offer a one-of-a-kind experience emceed by Bob the Drag Queen a.k.a. Caldwell Tidicu across all dates on the global tour.

by Anonymousreply 125January 17, 2023 3:44 PM

She should do some classy numbers, like Take A Bow in a beautiful full-length gown, with the platinum Marilyn wiglet, and just her singing in front of a mic with a spotlight.

Though I think she’ll just flop around like a dying fish to Like a Prayer while flicking her clit.

by Anonymousreply 126January 17, 2023 3:53 PM

Who the fuck did those graphics?

by Anonymousreply 127January 17, 2023 4:03 PM

Does anyone have the Fan Club presale code?

by Anonymousreply 128January 17, 2023 4:31 PM

ARRIVE EARLY: Please arrive one-hour prior to showtime.

by Anonymousreply 129January 17, 2023 4:32 PM

Code: WASTEOFMONEY23

by Anonymousreply 130January 17, 2023 4:33 PM

nope

by Anonymousreply 131January 17, 2023 4:39 PM

God that Instagram video. She can't even sing Isla Bonita she has that much plasticine on her face and those grillz. Train meet wreck.

by Anonymousreply 132January 17, 2023 5:38 PM

Lipsync

by Anonymousreply 133January 17, 2023 5:40 PM

40 year retrospective? She can forget the last 15 years as they were pretty mediocre. Oh well. That retirement home won't pay for itself.

by Anonymousreply 134January 17, 2023 5:42 PM

Why are her teeth so fucked up?

by Anonymousreply 135January 17, 2023 5:44 PM

It will be nothing without me

by Anonymousreply 136January 17, 2023 5:45 PM

Anyone who waited 3 hours at BAM and then had to sit through that dreadful middle section (FADA?) will probably realize the love affair is over.

by Anonymousreply 137January 17, 2023 5:55 PM

[quote] It will be nothing without me

—Christopher Ciccone

Or us

by Anonymousreply 138January 17, 2023 6:22 PM

So the images she uses are all taken from within a three year period? Express Yourself to Erotica? Her peak years and she has to rely on those to flog tickets.

I hope this flops BIG.

by Anonymousreply 139January 17, 2023 6:25 PM

Here is the announcement video that is like a total parody of Truth or Dare. Lil Wayne is smoking reefer looking gross, Jack Black is being funny as is Amy Schumer who is basically boss bitch in the video. Diplo plays it cool. And Bob the Drag Queen will be the opening act on her tour simulates oral sex on a glass Evian water bottle. Stay classy! Madonna doesn’t seem detached from reality but her ugly AF hair, grill and extreme plastic surgery betrays her.

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by Anonymousreply 140January 17, 2023 6:26 PM

The image quality on her insta is absolutely shit. All pixellated and bad photoshop cut out around each of the images of her. Wow!

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by Anonymousreply 141January 17, 2023 6:28 PM

R140 “being funny as is Amy Schumer”

Paula Poundstone is funnier than Amy Schumer, and Paula Poundstone isn’t even funny.

by Anonymousreply 142January 17, 2023 6:29 PM

R140 is the saddest shit I've ever seen. For once the people surrounding her are only one generation younger. She is one deluded bitch.

by Anonymousreply 143January 17, 2023 6:30 PM

R142 is you didn’t view the video you lost the context of my statement about Schumer.

by Anonymousreply 144January 17, 2023 6:38 PM

R142 the major difference between Amy Schumer and Paula Poundstone is nobody has said “Paula Poundstone” in decades.

Plus Schumer simulates eating her husband’s asshole. Which is funny.

by Anonymousreply 145January 17, 2023 6:41 PM

When was op’s pic taken? Was it 2019 on Madame X tour? She looks soooooo much better in the pic than she does, perhaps 3-4 years later. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 146January 17, 2023 6:42 PM

R145 to who? Troglodytes?

by Anonymousreply 147January 17, 2023 6:43 PM

[quote] the major difference between Amy Schumer and Paula Poundstone is nobody has said “Paula Poundstone” in decades.

Any has stolen every joke she’s ever told. Watch.

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by Anonymousreply 148January 17, 2023 7:40 PM

[quote] the major difference between Amy Schumer and Paula Poundstone is nobody has said “Paula Poundstone” in decades.

Amy has stolen every joke she’s ever told. Watch.

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by Anonymousreply 149January 17, 2023 7:41 PM

How much do you wanna bet she’s nude for this show? Like, forget even a costume.

by Anonymousreply 150January 17, 2023 7:41 PM

R140 Stopped watching a minute in. Its sad how desperate she is.

by Anonymousreply 151January 17, 2023 7:43 PM

Oh good lord. R140, a few has beens and on their way to has-beens there. Surprised DL Fave, the ravishingly beautiful Jeremy O Harris isn't there.

by Anonymousreply 152January 17, 2023 9:02 PM

Madonna's having 41 year-old Amy Schumer join her on the tour because she knows "the kids" just love Amy. Madonna is so hip to what's happening!

by Anonymousreply 153January 17, 2023 9:15 PM

The Grandmadonna World Tour: Sponsored by Depends

by Anonymousreply 154January 17, 2023 9:17 PM

No Asia dates...

by Anonymousreply 155January 17, 2023 11:31 PM

I'd feel like I did when we bought tickets for Carol Channing's last Dolly tour.

Just to confirm, and feel rather sad doing it.

But, then, Madge is so fucking irritating I'd take a sack of old tomatoes with me, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 156January 17, 2023 11:40 PM

As a former fan, I had to turn the video off at the one minute mark. I just can’t, she’s about to die on the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 157January 18, 2023 12:39 AM

That video is so sad. Her face is unrecognizable. And the celebrity "friends" are pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 158January 18, 2023 12:58 AM

Is this the real setlist posted on Live Nation?

If so, she's fucking nuts!

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by Anonymousreply 159January 18, 2023 2:03 AM

[quote] No Asia dates...

Weird, considering she is Asian now.

by Anonymousreply 160January 18, 2023 2:07 AM

We all know she will be lip syncing every song. Who wants to actually hear her gasp and wheeze all night as she struggles across the stage? The only reason anyone is buying a ticket is so they can brag to their friends “I was there the night Madonna dropped dead on stage! And I thought it was part of her act”

by Anonymousreply 161January 18, 2023 2:09 AM

I just watched the Instagram clip where the tour gets "announced." Featuring Amy Schumer, no less. As if that is any kind of good omen.

I cannot get over how bad she looks in that clip. Her strategy seems to be to make herself seem ugly "on purpose" to distract from the fact that her face has truly become disturbing and warped by bad surgery. She resembles a toothless old gypsy crossed with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings.

Definitely slurring her words, too. If you look back at pictures of her from 2015 or 2016, she still looks okay. Aging, and there was definitely surgery happening, but she resembles herself still. What happened in the last 5 years?! I agree now that the steep decline in behavior and appearance started after hitting her head. And, like others have suggested, there is alcohol and opioid abuse.

I am guessing the inevitable home video release of this tour will have enormous amounts of filtering applied.

by Anonymousreply 162January 18, 2023 2:40 AM

Career spanning or career ending?

by Anonymousreply 163January 18, 2023 2:49 AM

Is this Sad Last Days? She appears to be completely insane now.

by Anonymousreply 164January 18, 2023 3:12 AM

Completely nuts. Will die on stage. Cardiac arrest. During Open Your Heart.

by Anonymousreply 165January 18, 2023 12:27 PM

I made it 30 seconds into that video. She is a craven asshole and is surrounded by craven assholes. At least we'll have endless entertainment this summer hearing about this train wreck tour, if it indeed happens.

by Anonymousreply 166January 18, 2023 12:30 PM

Good God.

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by Anonymousreply 167January 18, 2023 12:33 PM

If she was lucent and sober, she'd call it a farewell tour- in tandem with the release of a new album. This would drum-up interest. Every fag from here to Bangkok would buy a ticket for their last chance to see Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 168January 18, 2023 2:13 PM

*attempts legacy act*

by Anonymousreply 169January 18, 2023 2:16 PM

I think we are supposed to read "farewell tour" in between the lines, r168. IF this tour happens, there is no way she is every going to do this again.

by Anonymousreply 170January 18, 2023 2:29 PM

I can never unsee Amy Shumer miming giving a rimjob on Madonna's tour announcement video.

by Anonymousreply 171January 18, 2023 3:38 PM

Live Nation presents - Madonna: The Sextette Tour

Tickets on sale in October!

by Anonymousreply 172January 18, 2023 5:11 PM

I’d love to see her do the old hits, but will they even be recognizable? She will probably rearrange and remix the fuck out of them.

by Anonymousreply 173January 18, 2023 5:37 PM

I hope this finishes her. Cannot abide what she's become.

by Anonymousreply 174January 18, 2023 5:38 PM

[quote]I’d love to see her do the old hits, but will they even be recognizable? She will probably rearrange and remix the fuck out of them.

I hate it when singers do that in concert. They sing the old hits, but totally rearranged both musically and vocally so it's like they're singing a completely different song. People want to hear the original arrangement dammit!

by Anonymousreply 175January 18, 2023 5:45 PM

Madonna can’t sing her old hits. She better mime the entire thing.

by Anonymousreply 176January 18, 2023 9:51 PM

Her tour look for Vogue is amazing

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by Anonymousreply 177January 18, 2023 9:56 PM

She just released a photo spread with herself dressed as Jesus Christ at the last supper. She’s truly run out of ideas. Still wearing the grillz too.

by Anonymousreply 178January 18, 2023 10:03 PM

How original R178 she must've forgot she already did that trick.

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by Anonymousreply 179January 18, 2023 10:09 PM

She's on the cover of VF too. The 'Icon' issue

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by Anonymousreply 180January 18, 2023 10:10 PM

R178 who are all those fraus? Her apostles?

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by Anonymousreply 181January 18, 2023 10:12 PM

Virgin Mary. How ridic. She's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun.

by Anonymousreply 182January 18, 2023 10:13 PM

Wow Madonna working the Catholic thang.

by Anonymousreply 183January 18, 2023 11:30 PM

Her fans are outting her as photoshopped her old face onto these photos. She even used a 1991 shot of herself. Jesus Christ. What a lunatic.

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by Anonymousreply 184January 19, 2023 2:02 AM

*photoshoping

That isn’t the photo, btw. Click the link to see.

by Anonymousreply 185January 19, 2023 2:02 AM

She did this before, but it fell flat. At least the new promo pays homage to "Truth Or Dare".

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by Anonymousreply 186January 19, 2023 2:10 AM

R186 - gosh, that wasn't THAT long ago and she looked SO MUCH better. She really should have stopped anymore work on her face at that point. Foolish woman.

by Anonymousreply 187January 19, 2023 2:32 AM

R187,, the entire thing is filtered.

by Anonymousreply 188January 19, 2023 3:05 AM

Shockingly MANY of my gay friends on Instagram are excitedly and unironically buying tickets and acting like it is going to be a great concert!

It's not even going to be like "Judy at the Palace" in the summer of 1967, which in retrospect was a pretty decent show.

by Anonymousreply 189January 19, 2023 7:18 AM

You’re going to have to hear hours of Bob the Drag Queen on stage because Madonna won’t be ready or turn up for hours. This is going to be a disaster. Bob will start getting bottles thrown at him.

by Anonymousreply 190January 19, 2023 11:37 AM

Bob seems like kind of a lame choice to open for her. She can't find some up and coming band or solo music artist to feature instead?

by Anonymousreply 191January 19, 2023 3:16 PM

Having a drag queen open for her is very on brand for Madge R191

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by Anonymousreply 192January 19, 2023 4:41 PM

Saucy Santana probably wanted too much money too open for her.

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by Anonymousreply 193January 19, 2023 5:32 PM

^Word cannot express how much I loathe that beast R193. I hope Madonna stays far away she's already a freakshow on her own.

by Anonymousreply 194January 19, 2023 5:58 PM

The concert will span her entire career: From the dance clubs of New York, to the absolute gutter.

by Anonymousreply 195January 19, 2023 6:29 PM

"What have you done for me lately?"

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by Anonymousreply 196January 19, 2023 6:35 PM

She'll showcase her talents from A to B

by Anonymousreply 197January 19, 2023 6:36 PM

Madonna in 2023, still doing Catholic iconography.....

How reductive

by Anonymousreply 198January 19, 2023 6:38 PM

The Vanity Fair article is her most basic ideas yet, rehashed yet again. Frida Kahlo, religion, matador outfits.

Christ, she is one unoriginal bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 199January 19, 2023 7:48 PM

The person clutching Madonna’s leg resembles Courtney Love. Coincidence?

by Anonymousreply 200January 19, 2023 8:08 PM

Will a sound board recording of her live microphone get leaked? All that wheezing and pitch problems, not to mention the wrong lyrics throughout.

by Anonymousreply 201January 19, 2023 8:10 PM

r178, how ridiculous! I was there, and believe me, Madonna was not at that dinner!

by Anonymousreply 202January 19, 2023 11:54 PM

R199 at this point in her career of being a shock artist for publicity, she stinks.

by Anonymousreply 203January 20, 2023 12:24 AM

Lady Bunny shared this today. Pretty accurate I think

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by Anonymousreply 204January 20, 2023 11:25 PM

One of my favorites:

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by Anonymousreply 205January 20, 2023 11:33 PM

OOP, this one is slightly better resolution.

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by Anonymousreply 206January 20, 2023 11:34 PM

I feel like a bit of a sucker, but my friend and I were two of those gays who got tickets for one of the LA shows today. She hasn't officially branded this a farewell tour, but I think it all but certainly is. Hopefully her new knees and hips hold up!

Apparently, the tour sold well today. Greatest hits + the likelihood of this being her last tour no doubt contributed.

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by Anonymousreply 207January 21, 2023 5:01 AM

I can't wait until Janet Jackson has to cancel her upcoming concert series because of poor ticket sales and fan disinterest. Just like she did last time which has been heavily and factually documented here on DL. What was the excuse she used? Throat cancer? Then she refused to refund the ticket money to her fans. Remember that?

I just can't wait.

by Anonymousreply 208January 21, 2023 5:04 AM

Well and truly run out of ideas. Although that rot set in with Confessions.

by Anonymousreply 209January 21, 2023 9:07 AM

It's kind of sad we thought Madonna was a freak in her Madame X tour years but only 3 years later she looks and acts far more bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 210January 21, 2023 10:46 AM

Madonna’s manager, agent, and publicist should be prosecuted for elder abuse.

by Anonymousreply 211January 21, 2023 12:34 PM

I’ve talked my fair share of shit about Madonna in recent years but I have always loved her and nothing she does will change that. I’m going to this show. One of my great regrets in life is missing the Blond Ambition tour.

by Anonymousreply 212January 21, 2023 2:54 PM

[quote] One of my great regrets in life is missing the Blond Ambition tour.

Mine too, r212, if that's the tour documented in "Truth or Dare".

Regrets. I've had a few, and one of them was not making sure I bought a ticket to see Madonna in her young prime, and, to me anyway, that was the Madonna I saw in "Truth or Dare".

I've written this before, but, I'll do it again.

Back in the early 90s, I had a job at one of the newest, glitziest tribal casinos to open in the mid-west.

The newly hired Director of Entertainment, who came from Las Vegas, and I were talking one day.

I asked him who he would recommend I see performing on tour.

"Madonna", he said.

I must've looked surprised at his response because he was much older than what would have been her audience.

He caught that right away, laughed, and said, "I've attended a performance of her current tour. It's not my kind of music, but, I guarantee you will leave her show thoroughly entertained. She works her ass off for her audience and she's widely respected in the industry for her work ethic."

by Anonymousreply 213January 21, 2023 3:11 PM

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by Anonymousreply 214January 21, 2023 3:49 PM

Madonna’s “This Is It Tour”. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 215January 21, 2023 3:52 PM

I have no dog in this fight. I hope she puts on a good show and all the people who go have a great time.

My own feelings about it are summed up by Abraham Lincoln (in response to an author who was fishing for a compliment about their book): [italic]"For people who like that sort of thing, that is about the sort of a thing they would like."[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 216January 21, 2023 5:16 PM

For the person who said they look forward to Janet cancelling dates due to sales.....Weird to be rooting against an artist like that.

I looked into getting tickets for her LA show. Absurdly expensive resale tickets only. She sold out the Hollywood bowl which is 18k seats. Not hard to do considering Cyndi Lauper and Weird Al can fill the place up as well.

In other cities she is playing modest smaller places with 5k seats and those seats are also wildly expensive.

by Anonymousreply 217January 21, 2023 8:57 PM

I do not think Lincoln said that, r216. Link?

by Anonymousreply 218January 22, 2023 12:36 AM

I wasn't sure who gave that quote, R218 so I Googled it. This webpage credited Lincoln, which sounded right to me, from memory.

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by Anonymousreply 219January 22, 2023 2:21 AM

This book about Lincoln also mentions it as one of his notable quotes (quote # 421).

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by Anonymousreply 220January 22, 2023 2:28 AM

Well the older gays 65+ on my FB feed are all agog about her tour- all I see is MADONNA!

by Anonymousreply 221January 23, 2023 1:20 AM

So the concerts are sell outs R221?

by Anonymousreply 222January 23, 2023 1:25 AM

R222 - reportedly, some of them are, yes.

by Anonymousreply 223January 23, 2023 1:30 AM

Madonna sold $70-100+ million in tickets last week. No number released, just number of tickets sold.

Madonna's Rebel Heart tour (last arena tour) had a worldwide average of $116 per sale. Elton John saw his average ticket price rise from $130 to $180 from 2018 to 2023. And large amounts of Madonna tickets are now being sold at over $1000--not just a few premium seats--entire giant sections on floor and in 100 level. Fans are buying them.

Hard to call shows "sold out" because we don't know the process of releasing tickets for sale--They release in batches sometimes and change pricing based on demand. Some U.S. shows with tickets on the market are not occurring for 10 months. They also are not sending people digital tickets until 2 days before the concert, which is a new method of attacking the scalping market. It means fans are the ones buying tickets.

There may also be a lot more tour dates to be added. Never knew how this worked but looks like they guarantee 1-4 nights in some cities and have option to extend another night or two if ticket sales warrant additional shows. So there could be many more shows added.

by Anonymousreply 224January 23, 2023 1:39 AM

Interesting info about the ticket sales thanks R224. Fairly normal to sell concert tickets so far ahead now. The $1000 tickets doesn't sound good though. But if they're already planning more dates then it sounds like they expect everything to be sold out based on sales so far.

Which is weird because everyone above said that there would be zero fan interest in Madonna's 2023 tour.

by Anonymousreply 225January 23, 2023 1:59 AM

Very few people snark on Madonna IN REAL LIFE.

by Anonymousreply 226January 23, 2023 2:04 AM

Amen R226.

by Anonymousreply 227January 23, 2023 2:14 AM

We already explained that sold out doesn’t mean all tickets have been sold. They set a threshold. The word is this is going to be her final big tour. Judging by her mental and physical state, she’ll probably be dead soon. This is reminding me of the This Is It tour. There is no way she’s going to be able to do all these days. It’s impossible. Expect cancellations. I don’t know who is advising or what drugs she’s currently on.

by Anonymousreply 228January 23, 2023 3:32 AM

r228 Michael Jackson was a 100 lb junkie with a doctor shooting him up with medications to make him wake and sleep. There is no indication Madonna has issues like this. Wouldnt surprise me if she had some pill dependency or drank too much but thats a lot of 60 somethings today.

Kind of a gross thing to speculate about someone too.

by Anonymousreply 229January 23, 2023 4:25 AM

R228 is Janbot R229 - the Janet Jackson stan troll. Janbot posted this thread and posts all the other hate threads on DL about Madonna. Janbot is like a Modonna-hate factory.

He is obsessed with Madonna which has progressed to a deeply emotional, obsessive and unhinged level. Janbot would personally kill Madonna if given half the chance. He's [bold]that[/bold] unhinged. Half the posts in this thread are from Janbot's various accounts.

Does that help explain the situation?

by Anonymousreply 230January 23, 2023 4:42 AM

R230 is mentally ill freak. Say something unflattering about his drugged up Queen and this methed-out queen will go batshit crazy.

by Anonymousreply 231January 23, 2023 4:44 AM

[quote] Kind of a gross thing to speculate about someone too.

Get going, frau cunt.

by Anonymousreply 232January 23, 2023 4:44 AM

R229/R230 are the same person per troll-dar. It’s talking to itself.

by Anonymousreply 233January 23, 2023 4:45 AM

Horseshit R223. I'm R230. Why don't you post a screenshot of my posting history and show that R230 and R229 came from the same account cunt.

You can't can you because it's not true. But go right ahead and try and prove it.

I'm waiting...

The fact is that you are gnashing you teeth in fury because every single word I posted at R230 is 100% factual - including you want to kill Madonna. You should be on a watchlist.

Also I'm not a Madonna stan - I don't care WHAT you say about her. 99% of the childish idiocy you post on DL about Madonna makes you look like a complete moron.

How about you R229. Care to chime in? Are we the same poster?

by Anonymousreply 234January 23, 2023 5:09 AM

*Horseshit R233 that should have read.

by Anonymousreply 235January 23, 2023 5:11 AM

Ha ha, R233. You just got deaded.

by Anonymousreply 236January 23, 2023 5:22 AM

[quote] Michael Jackson was a 100 lb junkie with a doctor shooting him up with medications to make him wake and sleep. There is no indication Madonna has issues like this.

Really??! NO INDICATION? You cant look at the face of bride of Frankenstein and tell me this bitch aint a pill popping plastic surgery addict. You're dumber than she is if you can't see it. Her behavior the past 7 or 8 years has been appalling and like Jackson she destroyed her face with plastic surgery. I mean really look at this womanif you can stand it. My face hurts just looking at her 😩

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by Anonymousreply 237January 23, 2023 5:53 AM

229 ^R237 is for you.

by Anonymousreply 238January 23, 2023 5:54 AM

[quote][R229]/[R230] are the same person per troll-dar. It’s talking to itself.

I'm still waiting for you to post those screenshots Janbot/R233 which prove that R230 and R229 are the same person. If what you claim is true it should be really easy to do and take you 30 seconds. We all know you know how to post an image or link.

What's that? [bold]You can't?[/bold] Oh dear. That's because you lied again didn't you cunt.

by Anonymousreply 239January 23, 2023 6:03 AM

She’s a goner. See her before she’s dead. She won’t even be able to finish this tour.

by Anonymousreply 240January 23, 2023 6:30 AM

Still waiting for that screenshot Janbot.

by Anonymousreply 241January 23, 2023 7:02 AM

The poor old girl.

by Anonymousreply 242January 23, 2023 7:04 AM

[quote]See her before she’s dead.

The Material Ghoul Tour.

by Anonymousreply 243January 23, 2023 9:26 AM

She just posted a new video on social media. She is so out of it it’s frightening.

by Anonymousreply 244January 23, 2023 10:19 AM

I don't think she's out of it R244. She seems quite upset and confirms this will be the end. She has obviously been crying.

by Anonymousreply 245January 23, 2023 10:41 AM

i must say, the tour of her with horses and dresssed like a horse trainer was fab, but she looks so horrid now and acts so immature , no thx.

by Anonymousreply 246January 23, 2023 12:42 PM

Yea see her quick, she wont last past 2 or 3 citys.

by Anonymousreply 247January 23, 2023 12:43 PM

Very possible she is indeed strung out on pain killers like Jacko.....somthin not right with her.

by Anonymousreply 248January 23, 2023 12:44 PM

R246 - that was the Confessions tour. Agreed, it was her high point as a performer.

by Anonymousreply 249January 24, 2023 12:35 AM

Nah, the Blond Ambition Tour and The Girlie Show were her at her peak.

by Anonymousreply 250January 24, 2023 3:05 AM

Scrapped!

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by Anonymousreply 251January 25, 2023 12:42 AM

Stop lying R251. According to the link [bold]you[/bold] posted - the film isn't scrapped. It will be put on hold while she concentrates on the tour... That seems fair enough.

Also from the link you posted:

"Speculation over the fate of the movie began instantly after Madonna announced a career-spanning world tour last week — [bold]one that sold out shows in New York, London, Paris and other cities in minutes[/bold]".

Which is very surprising because everybody in this thread said no-one would want to go to the concerts and they would be cancelled due to lack of interest because she's too old.

by Anonymousreply 252January 25, 2023 1:02 AM

Dataloungers bitch and tear down every sacred cow. The public isn't so negative.

by Anonymousreply 253January 25, 2023 3:39 AM

r251 - that's good news. A Madonna biopic COULD be good if it has a talented screenwriter and director behind it. Were Milos Forman still around, I bet he would have made a really interesting film. I loved his biopics because they weren't traditional this happened, then this happened, then this happened slogs. The People Vs. Larry Flynt and Man on the Moon were great. How about a reunion with David Fincher, her greatest music video director?

by Anonymousreply 254January 25, 2023 3:48 AM

A Madonna bio-pic would be a bore (reductive!)

There's no there [italic]there[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 255January 25, 2023 6:34 AM

Honestly, Ken Russell would have been ideal… imagine a Madonna biopic ala TOMMY (especially given her current state).

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by Anonymousreply 256January 25, 2023 6:41 AM

I'll admit I like the second Frida'esque look. She actually looks nice AND editorial in that segment. But, gosh, she ran out of new ideas a LONG time ago. Always the Catholicism, the matadors, the Frida.

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by Anonymousreply 257January 25, 2023 8:21 AM

That crap is too fucking funny, r257. She’s so fucking delusional and narcissistic. This is the bitch that sang Like a Virgin. Get a grip, hon. She takes herself waaaaay too seriously.

by Anonymousreply 258January 25, 2023 8:55 AM

her shows are amazing, but see her quick, her joints are shot and she needs a walker....she wont make it past el paso..

by Anonymousreply 259January 25, 2023 9:37 AM

Her last two shows were dreadful.

by Anonymousreply 260January 25, 2023 9:57 AM

R221 'Well the older gays 65+ on my FB feed are all agog about her tour"

And it kills her to see rows of people who remind her of her own age. In her head, she's still pulling the teenyboppers.

by Anonymousreply 261January 25, 2023 5:56 PM

I think she'll actually be quite emotional seeing all that grey hair in the audience -- seeing folks who've been following her over the course of five decades and knowing this is all but certainly her last tour.

by Anonymousreply 262January 25, 2023 6:04 PM

[quote] In her head, she's still pulling the teenyboppers.

My Gen Z relatives and co-workers know who Madonna is, but don't listen to her music and don't care about her at all. It's amazing how fleeting fame can be. You can be the biggest star in the world and a couple generations later people are just not interested. Of course the current generation has no interest in Madonna, she's ancient history to them.

I guess the equivalent would've been if me and my Gen X peers were going crazy over Peggy Lee back in the 80s and 90s. It would've been pretty ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 263January 25, 2023 9:42 PM

[quote]Stop lying [R251]. According to the link you posted - the film isn't scrapped. It will be put on hold while she concentrates on the tour... That seems fair enough.

Happy Birthday!

by Anonymousreply 264January 26, 2023 4:57 PM

That’s what Madonna likes about backup dancers. She gets older and they stay the same age.

by Anonymousreply 265January 26, 2023 5:04 PM

R186, I remember seeing that video when it first came out and thought "wow, Madonna really looks bad, she needds to stop doing this to herself". But now, compared to what she looks like today, I'll take that Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 266January 26, 2023 5:21 PM

R213, I remember reading what you posted before! It's so pathetic, depressing and laughable to see how far she has fallen.

by Anonymousreply 267January 26, 2023 5:23 PM

Gold standard Madonna performance:

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by Anonymousreply 268January 28, 2023 2:43 AM

R254 You make a really good point. I wonder why Fincher never asked Madonna to be in one of his films?

by Anonymousreply 269January 28, 2023 2:26 PM

For all her business acumen, she doesn't understand the basics of pop music- it's a youth market. Once your fans get older they don't want to see you apeing the twentysomethings.

by Anonymousreply 270January 28, 2023 2:28 PM
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