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Serena Williams baptized as a Jehovah’s Witness

Crackpot.

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by Anonymousreply 101January 27, 2023 9:22 PM

She’s unhinged.

by Anonymousreply 1January 13, 2023 6:23 AM
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by Anonymousreply 2January 13, 2023 6:23 AM

That dude is crazy.

by Anonymousreply 3January 13, 2023 6:23 AM

And I'm talking about the dude pictured in OP's post

by Anonymousreply 4January 13, 2023 6:24 AM

First I’d like to thank my god Jehovah.

by Anonymousreply 5January 13, 2023 6:26 AM

yikes......why????

by Anonymousreply 6January 13, 2023 6:30 AM

What are his pronouns?

by Anonymousreply 7January 13, 2023 6:36 AM

Jehovah’s Witness is a tame choice compared to what I would have expected from a 2023 American celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 8January 13, 2023 7:05 AM

R4, you must be a dumb ass bitch. What's your legacy?

by Anonymousreply 9January 13, 2023 7:30 AM

She’s gonna be the black Marie Osmond, with surgeries and infomercials.

by Anonymousreply 10January 13, 2023 7:35 AM

R10, Marie is Mormon.

by Anonymousreply 11January 13, 2023 7:53 AM

He / him / his

by Anonymousreply 12January 13, 2023 8:32 AM

Bizarre. They have some strange beliefs.

I hate it when they knock on my door. Last time it happened they were quite rude when I made it clear I wasn’t interested. “But don’t you want to see a better world, sir? Why wouldn’t you?”

“It’d be a better world without religion”.

by Anonymousreply 13January 13, 2023 8:36 AM

Tell them you’re gay R13, then see if they want to come in…

by Anonymousreply 14January 13, 2023 9:24 AM

I thought both she and Venus were raised Jehovah's Witnesses?

by Anonymousreply 15January 13, 2023 9:29 AM

She’s been a JW her entire life. Their religious beliefs towards medical care could explain why she kept pulling out of events in the past two years.

She saw what Djokovic was going through and wanted no parts of it.

by Anonymousreply 16January 13, 2023 9:33 AM

Happy Birthday, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 17January 13, 2023 9:36 AM

Now she can go knock on the doors of her rich friends, give them literature & tell them if they don't repent, they're going to hell

by Anonymousreply 18January 13, 2023 9:46 AM

Come again, r16? I suspect SW, like Djokovic, have never thought twice about reaching into the PED bag.

by Anonymousreply 19January 13, 2023 11:25 AM

I’m talking about vaccines, R19.

by Anonymousreply 20January 13, 2023 11:30 AM

I remember when she won one of her first slams and she thanked her god, jehovah, and her clothing sponsor in the same breath.

by Anonymousreply 21January 13, 2023 11:36 AM

she has become a media hog and loves being mentioned in the gossip sites for anything.

by Anonymousreply 22January 13, 2023 12:09 PM

Unless you’re talking about her musty vagina, R22. She doesn’t like THAT. Or, how she was seriously thirsty and on her thot shit before she got her purse holder/husband.

The stories of the strong odors she’s left on clothes are legendary.

by Anonymousreply 23January 13, 2023 12:13 PM

Wonder how Alexis is handling it.

by Anonymousreply 24January 13, 2023 12:22 PM

R14 I've considered doing that before, but I can't be sure that wouldn't trigger a homophobic rant and I wouldn't want that on my doorstep.

I used to say I was Catholic (which technically isn't a lie because I was raised Catholic, but I don't practice) which used to make them back off, as they seem to prey on people who don't already have a religion, but that stopped working.

by Anonymousreply 25January 13, 2023 12:42 PM

Right you are, r20. I was sure SWilliams had had the covid jab, but you’re right—I can find no evidence anywhere that she has. I thought she might have been less hardcore JW, but there you go. I wonder what she thinks of us homos, then.

by Anonymousreply 26January 13, 2023 12:54 PM

women she played tennis against complained her odor reach them and they were nauseous.....girl stank !

by Anonymousreply 27January 13, 2023 12:54 PM

JWs can get the Covid vaccine. I asked my barber (who's a JW) and she said they can get it because it was made without blood products.

Just an FYI.

by Anonymousreply 28January 13, 2023 12:59 PM

[quote]you must be a dumb ass bitch. What's your legacy?

My legacy is not being a raging bull who acts like the poorest sport possible at every opportunity.

by Anonymousreply 29January 13, 2023 1:08 PM

Prince Harold is her mental health coach who she consults regularly, so I don't know about her.

by Anonymousreply 30January 13, 2023 1:12 PM

What a fucking disappointment she continues to be.

by Anonymousreply 31January 13, 2023 1:16 PM

On the crazy scale, Jehovah's Witnesses are two levels above Mormons but two levels lower than Scientologists.

by Anonymousreply 32January 13, 2023 1:18 PM

Who's that man?

by Anonymousreply 33January 13, 2023 1:21 PM

The JW leaders won’t expect as much from her as they do the poors in the church. Money talks.

by Anonymousreply 34January 13, 2023 1:22 PM

I've said it before, JW's are the most miserable,beat down, sods on the planet.

by Anonymousreply 35January 13, 2023 2:41 PM

She was raised as a Jehovah's Witness.

by Anonymousreply 36January 13, 2023 2:53 PM

Check out Owen Morgan's YT channel. He's ex-JW and posts a lot of videos showing their propaganda videos and amazingly restrictive and stupid shit they believe.

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by Anonymousreply 37January 13, 2023 3:20 PM

It’s so sad when people join cults! Prince and Larry Graham didn’t last long when they bought the koolaid wholesale. Michael Jackson’s family was involved with the cult as well. It’s as bad as Scientology. The way they talk is disturbing. Check out the exjw subreddit. Prince acted absolutely brainwashed during his final year from jw. It’s a study cult

by Anonymousreply 38January 13, 2023 3:30 PM

Are Jehovah’s Witness more or less extreme than Mormons?

by Anonymousreply 39January 13, 2023 3:31 PM

I think they are equally as bad as Mormons because they isolate and guilt trip and shun to the extreme. The shunning and shaming tactics should be illegal. Both groups also require cognitive dissonance and the shit they are required to believe is incompressible by anyone born sane. Being born into that environment appears to be horrible.

by Anonymousreply 40January 13, 2023 3:36 PM

Speaking of gender neutral!!!

by Anonymousreply 41January 13, 2023 3:42 PM

I think Mormons are less extreme. I know way more "normalish" Mormons than JWs. And Mormons also seem to prize education a lot so that's good.

by Anonymousreply 42January 13, 2023 4:00 PM

Mormons are in the middle of the pack while JWs are third from the bottom.

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by Anonymousreply 43January 13, 2023 4:02 PM

R39, Less extreme and not racist.

by Anonymousreply 44January 13, 2023 4:12 PM

Run, Alexis, run…

by Anonymousreply 45January 13, 2023 5:10 PM

I think Mormons are trying to change that perception about racism. But they're so insular that I don't see much changing for a few generations.

R38, Larry Graham is still with us. Too bad the JW don't have a specific rule about abusing pain medication. Might that have saved Prince?

I got one JW visit years ago and I was very polite and took their pamphlets. Now, they just send letters.

I know JWs can be in a mixed marriage with one observant and one not. Once an individual is baptized though, I wonder if that changes. Or is Alexis off the hook?

by Anonymousreply 46January 13, 2023 5:55 PM

A doomsday cult, which prays daily for Armageddon to happen and wipe out the world’s sins. Psychotic.

by Anonymousreply 47January 13, 2023 6:03 PM

Naomi Campbell is a JW?

by Anonymousreply 48January 13, 2023 6:05 PM

Only Satanists and Scientology is looked upon as lower

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by Anonymousreply 49January 13, 2023 6:06 PM

Very interesting r49

by Anonymousreply 50January 13, 2023 6:12 PM

Naomi, fortunately, no longer practices the religion…

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by Anonymousreply 51January 13, 2023 6:13 PM

People who are deep into religion past 35 are weak-minded droids.

by Anonymousreply 52January 13, 2023 6:16 PM

Name me one of your favorite politicians that you'd like to run for president who is an atheist.

by Anonymousreply 53January 13, 2023 6:17 PM

Most of them, R53, they just claim to have faith because they know they have to and attend services for the networking.

by Anonymousreply 54January 13, 2023 6:21 PM

[quote] I think Mormons are less extreme. I know way more "normalish" Mormons than JWs. And Mormons also seem to prize education a lot so that's good.

JWs are discouraged from voting in elections, serving in the military, and they don't celebrate holidays. Mormons do those things and blend in better with mainstream society.

by Anonymousreply 55January 13, 2023 6:23 PM

R54, ok so you accept hypocrisy. And you don't know that to be true of all of them. I just hate how most Americans hold celebs to a higher standard when it comes to religion than their own fkin politicians. It's pretentious as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 56January 13, 2023 6:23 PM

Marques Houston is a JW. Pedo,closet case XXXX INFINITY.

by Anonymousreply 57January 13, 2023 6:23 PM

Selena Quintanilla Perez was a JW. I wonder if her parents and siblings are still practicing.

by Anonymousreply 58January 13, 2023 6:24 PM

That is all.

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by Anonymousreply 59January 13, 2023 6:28 PM

^ The first rich fool.

Fixed for MT

by Anonymousreply 60January 13, 2023 6:28 PM

Religion was invented by natural leaders as a pragmatic way to help a civilization that was ignorant and constantly getting their ass kicked by disease, weather, and physically stronger mammals.

Mark Twain is an amazing writer, but quotes like those simplify things and pretty much are a crock of shit.

by Anonymousreply 61January 13, 2023 6:35 PM

Religion is meant to keep the peons in-line nothing more. It’s not meant to inspire them, that’s just the hook to get them in.

by Anonymousreply 62January 13, 2023 6:36 PM

R62, That's pretty much what it has evolved into but let's not forget religion laid the foundation of Western morality and spurred the Scientific Revolution.

by Anonymousreply 63January 13, 2023 6:38 PM

R63, most people still believe the Middle Ages were "the dark ages" when it came to science and they believe that it was all the Catholic Church's fault.

by Anonymousreply 64January 13, 2023 7:12 PM

R63 Laid the foundation for Western institutional hypocrisy and fought the Scientific Revolution every step of the way.

by Anonymousreply 65January 14, 2023 12:34 AM

R61 People who need religion to be moral are shit human beings.

by Anonymousreply 66January 14, 2023 12:36 AM

I'm still pissed and perplexed that with MILLIONS (possibly BILLIONS) of dollars at her disposal, that she didn't make better plastic surgery & makeup choices. She looks exactly like The Wayans brothers did in their "White Chicks" costumes. It's ridiculous.

Venus on the other hand currently looks fabulous and the best she's ever looked!

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by Anonymousreply 67January 14, 2023 1:43 AM

I admire Serena's athletic prowess, but she is not a pretty woman. My straight brother thinks that she is gorgeous. But he always liked women with big legs.

by Anonymousreply 68January 14, 2023 1:47 AM

That’s a MAN in drag

by Anonymousreply 69January 14, 2023 2:36 AM

Well, at least she’ll save money on birthday cards and Christmas gifts.

by Anonymousreply 70January 14, 2023 2:51 AM

I swear these ego maniac superstars are eventually cursed .

by Anonymousreply 71January 14, 2023 3:27 AM

What has being a JW have to do with being smelly? I don't understand the insults about her having BO.

by Anonymousreply 72January 14, 2023 4:24 AM

R72, she doesn't but um....Klan Grannies.

by Anonymousreply 73January 14, 2023 4:25 AM

Only you conflated her being a JW with having BO, R72.

Someone made a comment about what Williams doesn’t like being discussed about her and I mentioned a couple of things including her legendary BO.

R73…let’s not.

by Anonymousreply 74January 14, 2023 7:16 AM

I'm axing ya'll, praise Ja-hoe-va!!

by Anonymousreply 75January 14, 2023 8:45 AM

I first heard about her BO on a now defunct AOL website called Black Voices.

by Anonymousreply 76January 14, 2023 2:11 PM

Is that a dude?

by Anonymousreply 77January 14, 2023 3:42 PM

Serena is a JW now.. She 's the one who has a baby& the billionaire closeted Australian BF or husband.. I know she's a "daughter of sappho clam-slammer" who has nasty gurl BO!!

by Anonymousreply 78January 14, 2023 4:05 PM

A couple of famous athletes she hooked up with complained to their friends about her stank nether regions and it spread like impetigo on a homeless person.

by Anonymousreply 79January 14, 2023 5:00 PM

She seems like someone who is unstable.

by Anonymousreply 80January 14, 2023 5:09 PM

[quote] First I’d like to thank my god Jehovah.

I'm here to witness that.

by Anonymousreply 81January 14, 2023 5:23 PM

I think she looks like an Amazonian queen. Beautiful body.

by Anonymousreply 82January 14, 2023 11:44 PM

She has a very functional body and is very fit.

by Anonymousreply 83January 15, 2023 1:42 AM

High praise indeed, r83. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 84January 15, 2023 10:14 AM

Beast. Are those eyebrow wigs in Op’s photo?

by Anonymousreply 85January 15, 2023 12:30 PM

GOOD god she is fug.

by Anonymousreply 86January 15, 2023 2:48 PM

Many storys from men she has 'dated' bout her stench, sposed to be unreal. she need to bathe more.. and use mitchums deodorant.

by Anonymousreply 87January 15, 2023 2:50 PM

Steroids ? ☝🏼

by Anonymousreply 88January 15, 2023 11:01 PM

R78, Her hubby, the founder of reddit, is downlow? Please share details.

by Anonymousreply 89January 15, 2023 11:06 PM

It’s been rumored that he is r89. But not linked with anyone. Serena can’t be much of a JW, because they are strongly opposed to homosexuality.

by Anonymousreply 90January 15, 2023 11:09 PM

is she gay too? Man the pix of her face close up::: lawdy

by Anonymousreply 91January 17, 2023 3:36 PM

If she shows-up at people's doors recruiting, they will scream tranny.

by Anonymousreply 92January 17, 2023 3:40 PM

She DOESNT just look thick. She has steroid face.

by Anonymousreply 93January 17, 2023 5:38 PM

sHE and jamie Lee sword fight with their huge thick clits.

by Anonymousreply 94January 23, 2023 12:37 PM

Go away now, nutty has-been.

by Anonymousreply 95January 23, 2023 12:49 PM

JAMIE LEE'S IS BIGGER !

by Anonymousreply 96January 23, 2023 1:06 PM

She be Baptized as a GUY

by Anonymousreply 97January 23, 2023 1:08 PM

its' popular in many parents with children, especially in minority communities; an excuse to save money rather than pay for holidays or education.

by Anonymousreply 98January 23, 2023 1:25 PM

I really wish I could believe that I’m headed for heaven etc and have peace of mind when I consider why the heck I’m a human. But I just don’t- and I don’t believe in Santa. Much of many religions contains great life advice, forgiveness, aid to the weakest and poorest among us- and much is just plain barbaric e.g., Leviticus. And organized religion in 2023 is the essential basis for prejudice and exceptionalism, e.g. Christian nationalism in the US and all the theocratic nations of the world including now Israel. Conservative Jews in Israel are behaving like Nazis and the orthodox Muslim world continues to treat women as policy like beasts of burden.

There are devout people who don’t advertise it, hit others over the head over it, and use it to set themselves above others. But you can be a good person and know right from wrong without it. I like to believe there is a higher power of some type- I definitely know I don’t control much of what happens in my life although there are some things I can control. I would love to have the peace of mind of some of the devout. I just don’t. When I die I suspect it might as well be 1922- Santa was a nice idea and for a while so was the religion I was brought up in however irrationally. But neither stand up to scrutiny and empiric analysis. And much of religious dogma is just plain wrong.

by Anonymousreply 99January 23, 2023 1:26 PM

She looka like a … I’m not sure what.

by Anonymousreply 100January 23, 2023 1:29 PM

At least it's not Scientology.

by Anonymousreply 101January 27, 2023 9:22 PM
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