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The Beady Eyed Homosexual Dumps Shannon STORMS Beador

Poor Fat Shannon, with nothing to keep her warm at night except her vodka. She needs a real man in her life, like Cousin Rosie from Jersey.

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by Anonymousreply 83February 2, 2023 7:55 PM

The woman is bat shit crazy. Surprised he didn't dump her years ago.

by Anonymousreply 1January 11, 2023 4:09 PM

Open for business!

by Anonymousreply 2January 11, 2023 4:12 PM

Mr. Lockwood will weigh in shortly

by Anonymousreply 3January 11, 2023 4:14 PM

7 days after filming ended. Uh ….

by Anonymousreply 4January 11, 2023 4:14 PM

I toldja, Shannan, JAHN JAHNSSEN IS A PIECE OF CRAP!

by Anonymousreply 5January 11, 2023 4:15 PM

I don’t watch this show, but he’s pretty hot.

by Anonymousreply 6January 11, 2023 5:04 PM

Yes, especially if you like to screen films on your boyfriend's forehead r6

by Anonymousreply 7January 11, 2023 5:06 PM

KEEP EATING YOU FUCKING 🐷! YOUR NEXT 🚬BOYFRIEND CAN ROLL YOU IN FLOUR BEFORE HE FUCKS YOU!

by Anonymousreply 8January 11, 2023 5:13 PM

By putting yourself into this situation, you should expect that the only reason anyone dares you is for the famewhoring.

Of course, he wasn’t going to stick around.

by Anonymousreply 9January 11, 2023 6:05 PM

WELL LOOK AT DOCTOR FUCKING PHIL HERE AT R9!

HE LEFT BECAUSE SHE IS A FAT 🐮 AND HE IS A 🚬, NOT BECAUSE OF HER NEED TO PUT HER FAT FUCKING FACE ON TV!

by Anonymousreply 10January 11, 2023 6:12 PM

Or just the whoring r9!

by Anonymousreply 11January 11, 2023 6:14 PM

She's going to gain weight (again) .

by Anonymousreply 12January 11, 2023 6:21 PM

I still think she'd take back David.

by Anonymousreply 13January 11, 2023 9:08 PM

She should date Brooks. He specializes in gullible, horny ,sad menopausal women with large bank accounts.

by Anonymousreply 14January 11, 2023 9:17 PM

Maybe I can land him and move out of this cardboard box next to the Anaheim Motel 8!

by Anonymousreply 15January 11, 2023 9:57 PM

In old country, we have saying: "Man who go up inside the man bring heartache inside of woman."

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by Anonymousreply 16January 12, 2023 12:02 AM

Shannon, couldn't you have tried to make it nice with anal?

by Anonymousreply 17January 12, 2023 12:08 AM

“It’s sad because I love Shannon very much. I have loved her more deeply than any woman in my life.”

I’m verklempt

by Anonymousreply 18January 12, 2023 12:25 AM

Thank you all for your concern at this time—EXCEPT KELLY DODD, MOTHER BEADOR AND MISS THIRTY YEAR OLD MEGHAN KING EDMONDS. YOU THREE HAVE ONLY WANTED TO HURT AND SLANDER ME FROM DAY ONE!

If you need me I will be buried under my duvet, crying, with a bag of marijuana gummies and a bottle of Casa Amigos.

I THOUGHT A GAY MAN WOULD MAKE A WONDERFUL HUSBAND AND COMPANION!

by Anonymousreply 19January 12, 2023 12:40 AM

Has she been 5150'd yet?

by Anonymousreply 20January 12, 2023 10:01 AM

Blindshided.

by Anonymousreply 21January 12, 2023 10:30 AM

Did someone say Liza??

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by Anonymousreply 22January 12, 2023 10:39 AM

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DRUNK! AT LEAST MY MAN WANTS TO PUT HIS 🍆IN MY🐱!

THAT 🚬 JUST WANTED TO TRY ON YOUR BALLGOWNS AND STEAL YOUR WALLET!

by Anonymousreply 23January 12, 2023 5:31 PM

Shannon should have known there was a problem when the beady eyed homosexual put this up in his bedroom.

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by Anonymousreply 24January 12, 2023 5:47 PM

I hope John Janssen has Googled himself and stumbled upon this thread

by Anonymousreply 25January 13, 2023 12:01 AM

I wonder when they're filming the reunion

by Anonymousreply 26January 13, 2023 11:22 AM

The beady eyed homosexual found another mark! Here he is with another aged blond cougar at The Quiet Woman, scene of Fat Shannon’s infamous “THIS ISN’T MY PLATE YOU BITCH” tirade!

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by Anonymousreply 27January 15, 2023 2:58 AM

Vicki weighs in!

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by Anonymousreply 28January 15, 2023 10:38 PM

VICKI YOU FUCKING 🍑🕳️! YOU KNOW HE DUMPED THAT 🐮 BECAUSE SHE IS A NUTROTIOUS 🍸👜, AND SHE HAS A 🐱!

HE IS 🍆🐷 LIKE YOU AND EDDIE FUCKING JUDGE!

YOU DUMB CUNTS CAN’T LAND A REAL MAN SO YOU END UP WITH 🧚‍♀️S AND CONMEN!

by Anonymousreply 29January 16, 2023 5:17 AM

Oh no Jan Janjansen don't go away!

by Anonymousreply 30January 16, 2023 5:49 AM

I love the Kelly Dodd impersonator.

by Anonymousreply 31January 16, 2023 9:46 AM

Shannon has never struck me as much of a deep thinker

by Anonymousreply 32January 16, 2023 10:49 AM

Yo Shannen where you at? Dis clit ain't gonna suck itself.

by Anonymousreply 33January 16, 2023 2:03 PM

Who? What?

by Anonymousreply 34January 16, 2023 3:14 PM

r34 = Heather Dubrow

by Anonymousreply 35January 16, 2023 3:40 PM

Why do you guys think JJ is gay?

by Anonymousreply 36January 16, 2023 4:27 PM

I have no clue who these people are but I had a feeling this thread might be entertaining and I was correct.

by Anonymousreply 37January 16, 2023 4:31 PM

BECAUSE WHAT MAN WOULD WANT TO STICK HIS 🍆 IN AN OLD DRUNK 🐮 LIKE SHANNON FUCKING BEADOR R36?

YOU WOULD NEED TO BE A 🚬 OR A FAME WHORE!

by Anonymousreply 38January 16, 2023 4:33 PM

YOU BE QUIET KELLY DODD! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!

My sanity is hanging by a thread and KELLY DODD COMES TO THESE GAYS TO MOCK ME!

Where are Mr Lockwood and Cousin Rosie, they are the only ones who care about me.

I NEED MORE CASA AMIGOS AND GUMMIES!

by Anonymousreply 39January 16, 2023 4:42 PM

I feel bad for her kids.

by Anonymousreply 40January 16, 2023 4:44 PM

Do you think we should call an ambulance?

by Anonymousreply 41January 16, 2023 4:46 PM

I'm gaining pounds by the minute! I hope you're all happy!

by Anonymousreply 42January 16, 2023 4:48 PM

Shannon do you know where John is? We were going to the nude beach in San Onofre to pick up Marines.

by Anonymousreply 43January 16, 2023 4:55 PM

r36 = John Janssen

by Anonymousreply 44January 16, 2023 4:57 PM

Cuffs, cuffs, and more cuffs, for sale now at Curtin's Cuffé, Orange County's first cuff and coffee shoppe.

by Anonymousreply 45January 16, 2023 5:01 PM

Curtin’s Cuffe is located in the median of a 405 off ramp. Lynne and her tramp daughters had to shove the guy selling oranges out of the way to get this prime location.

by Anonymousreply 46January 16, 2023 5:05 PM

Who the hell is she?

by Anonymousreply 47January 16, 2023 5:07 PM

Shannon Storms is a supergiant star, R47.

by Anonymousreply 48January 16, 2023 5:43 PM

If you have ever seen Polyester, Shannon will seem familiar. She is Francine Fishpaw come to life.

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by Anonymousreply 49January 16, 2023 6:06 PM

Rosie's creeping around Shannon's neighborhood on her adult tricycle.

by Anonymousreply 50January 16, 2023 6:59 PM

I’m comin’ for ya, Shannon baby!

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by Anonymousreply 51January 16, 2023 7:12 PM

Mr Lockwood is currently recovering from consumption but he promises to post within a day or so

by Anonymousreply 52January 17, 2023 1:58 AM

Poor Fat Shannon brought this on herself by socializing with godless sodomites like Jeff Lewis and consuming food and alcohol in excess.

I would pray for her, but I am very weak-nobody in Orange County is refilling bird feeders in this rain!

While I go look for sugar water and seed, could another Concerned Christian pray for Fat Shannon?

by Anonymousreply 53January 17, 2023 2:34 AM

He already found another mark/beard

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by Anonymousreply 54January 20, 2023 1:47 PM

John Janssen got tired of Shannon sinking his boats.

by Anonymousreply 55January 20, 2023 4:52 PM

He looks so basic

by Anonymousreply 56January 20, 2023 4:53 PM

HE GOT TIRED OF HAVING TO BUY THAT DRUNK 🐷 2 FUCKING MEALS EVERYTIME THEY WENT OUT!

THEY WOULD GO TO OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE AND SHE WOULD ORDER A BLOOMIN 🧅FOR HERSELF AS A PERSONAL APPETIZER!

SHE COULD GET A REAL MAN IF SHE WOULD PUT THE FUCKING 🧁, 🌿AND 🥃 DOWN , STOPPED 😢 AND GOT HER FAT ASS UP!

by Anonymousreply 57January 20, 2023 5:58 PM

Hurry up, Mista Lockwoods! I'm takin' a remediated English klass and I need some fancy writin' I can copy fuh my homewoik!

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by Anonymousreply 58January 20, 2023 6:06 PM

Anon, I promise, dear reader r58 (who seems to hail from the warmer climes), anon! For although I have neglected of late my chronicle from this our County of Orange, I do not yet see fit to utterly forsake the most lamentable saga of our piteous and forlorn Shannon Storms Beador!

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by Anonymousreply 59January 20, 2023 6:14 PM

Shannon, it time for your monthly yak pee enema and tit pinch therapy. This time you betta pay me up front, not sneak out while I turn round!

by Anonymousreply 60January 20, 2023 7:49 PM

[quote]She is Francine Fishpaw come to life.

Paw of fish? Is like, how you say, toe of camel?

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by Anonymousreply 61January 20, 2023 8:31 PM

Shannon Shtorms

by Anonymousreply 62January 20, 2023 8:58 PM

Shannon needs to come do Prayerobics with me and Eddie.

by Anonymousreply 63January 20, 2023 9:09 PM

Oh Dr.Moon I need your help!

I am being terrorized by Kelly Dodd, Mother Beador, Vicki Gunvalson, Miss Thirty Year Old Meghan King Edmonds, Lydia McLaughlin, Liza Minnelli, the inventor of Spanx, the weird Armenian housewife who thought wife beating was funny, and these gays on Datalounge!

I need something to give me strength and guidance to rise above these vicious attacks! Can you help me???

by Anonymousreply 64January 20, 2023 9:30 PM

Nothing's gonna fix you, you fat slob.

by Anonymousreply 65January 20, 2023 9:43 PM

GO HAVE YOUR MIDLIFE CRISIS ELSEWHERE DAVID, THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ME AND MY HOMOSEXUAL LOVER!

AND YOUR ALIMONY CHECK IS LATE!

by Anonymousreply 66January 20, 2023 11:17 PM

Dear reader! At long last have I scoured the crevices of my spirit seeking the will to once again take up my pen and recount this sad tale of Shannon Storms, so sad that I can scarcely write more than a few lines before my soul is subjugated by bitterness and sorrow, and I must retire for a brief moment to restore my wizening resolve. Much has passed since last we met, and much must remain unspoken. For if ever I were to tell you the horrors that transpired in that great manor on Crystal Cove, the one occupied by our Shannon and one John Janssen, who proved little more than a feeble, inutile mass of a man, dim in the eyes and weak in the mouth, and altogether senseless to his very core, if I you told of the horrors of their bootless union, marked by wailing and consternation such that I cannot think of it without a chill coming over my poor soul, oh reader, if I were to tell these terrors, you would never cease to recoil in unalloyed dread! For just a fortnight ago, as I took my afternoon constitutional, I espied our Shannon at a distance, in the coldest winds of December, without cloak around her shoulders or proper shoes upon her feet, as a baleful storm rose up upon the ocean. And – oh reader, how my heart flutters with utter disquietude at the memory! – and then I saw John Janssen, running – yay, running, as if possessed by the very spirit of Beelzebub! – running straight away from her! For he had finally escaped from her thralls, weak and pitiful as he may be, and was loping with terrific force to his sanctuary! Reader, I fear my spirit cannot withstand more of this recounting, and I needs must set down my pen now and rest.

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by Anonymousreply 67January 20, 2023 11:52 PM

Are you kidding me, Mr. Lockwood!? Wow! Wow! John Janssen wasn't running away from me. He was hurrying to get me some food because I was feeling faint from all the hot sex he was having with me!

by Anonymousreply 68January 21, 2023 2:27 AM

IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO FOOD DOESN’T IT, LARD ASS?

YOU COULD ME NEVER WEAR THIS, WHICH IS WHY I GET 🍆. AND YOU ARE ALL ALONE!

by Anonymousreply 69January 21, 2023 2:47 AM

OH AND THIS IS ME IN A FUCKING 👙

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by Anonymousreply 70January 21, 2023 2:49 AM

Please buy one of these damn cuffs! I’m behind on the motel bill and I am saving to fix my last facelift!

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by Anonymousreply 71January 22, 2023 11:05 PM

Drinking heavily, I would imagine.

Her fake nose is aging poorly.

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by Anonymousreply 72January 24, 2023 4:01 PM

THIS 🐮 LOVES TO GET TREATED LIKE 💩!

THAT GUY IN THE PICTURE IS THE TRAINER THAT SAID “WOW!” WHEN SHE GAINED ALL THAT WEIGHT AND LIFTED HER SHIRT TO SHOW HER GUNT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!

SHANNON-IF YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT HIRE ME! I WILL WALK AROUND WITH YOU AND SLAP FOOD OUT OF YOUR HAND AND CALL YOU A FUCKING DRUNK 🐷 WHEN YOU TRY TO EAT!

by Anonymousreply 73January 24, 2023 5:24 PM

When does Season 17 premiere?

by Anonymousreply 74January 25, 2023 9:18 PM

Listened to Shannon on Jeff Lewis’s show. He got her to talk about how she gives blowjobs.

She’s a class act!

by Anonymousreply 75January 25, 2023 10:25 PM

One minute of sucking, forty-five minutes of sobbing, r75?

by Anonymousreply 76January 25, 2023 10:26 PM

SHE HAS ALL THAT PRACTICE DRINKING 🥃 THROUGH A STRAW, SHE IS PROBABLY GREAT AT SUCKING 🍆 WHEN SHE ISN’T 😭!!

by Anonymousreply 77January 25, 2023 10:27 PM

Yikes-Tammy Knickerbocker’s daughter is a fucking train wreck.

This is the one that looked like a stripper, not the one that raises pit bulls..

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by Anonymousreply 78January 30, 2023 6:04 AM

MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 79February 2, 2023 7:18 PM

I thought he was a STUD, my type. I would rim him deep...

However, it appears that he has a drinking problem, like Shannon...

by Anonymousreply 80February 2, 2023 7:21 PM

r80 I've found that alcoholics tend to pair off with other alcoholics, especially at their age.

by Anonymousreply 81February 2, 2023 7:31 PM

^ there you go...acceptance of the condition. Maybe he is starting to sober up or want's a newer/fresher model.

by Anonymousreply 82February 2, 2023 7:43 PM

THAT 🚬JUST WANTED TO SUCK 🍆AND GET DRUNK! HE DOESN’T WANT MORE 🐱, ESPECIALLY FROM AN OLD DRIED UP 🐮 LIKE FUCKING SHANNON!

by Anonymousreply 83February 2, 2023 7:55 PM
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