Harry and Meghan. Ellen, Oprah, and everyone else all ordered to evacuate Montecito because of dangerous mudslides

Please DON'T evacuate! SHELTER IN PLACE!!

God is Racist: a Meghan Markle - Netflix documentary

Can you imagine the amount of bitching if there isn't a disaster now?

[quote] Ellen says her home is located on higher ground, so she's been ordered to shelter in place,

No the neighbours can't come stay they'll scare Portia.

Same vibes.

Will they all go to the gymnasium?

And I saw my reflection in a snow-covered hill…

Ellen always bragging. No one cares

I wonder how many of these home owners are Russian or Chinese? So much of the luxury properties in CA have been acquired by them.

Is Stevie wandering the streets, warning people to leave as she warbles “Landslide” in her rain-soaked black shawl?

The nerve of the mudslides not to think about how Meghan is doing

I wouldn't miss one of them.

The British Press is responsible!

It's all Willy's fault! Kate didn't hug Meg, and Mother Earth got upset.

Have they considered lying Oprah down in the path of the mudslide to act as a defensive wall?

Ellen looks like a mudslide in the video

I thought Oprah sold her place in Montecito (not her main home ) to Jennifer Anniston.

And didn't I read that Rob Lowe had moved out too?

[quote] And didn't I read that Rob Lowe had moved out too?

Why would you think we would have knowledge of your reading materials?

Ellen looks like a rat.

[quote]Ellen looks like a rat.

she got the face she deserves

Ellen looks like a Jawa.

Why do you think the Jawas always keep their hoods up? They all look like Ellen.

Ellen always makes herself the center of drama. She always wants people to feel sorry for her.

Ellen looks like she's hit the crack pipe one too many times.

Ellen loves a good mudslide… but with double the vodka, double the Kahlua, and double the Baileys Irish cream.

Ellen is never happy unless she has some reason to ask people to feel sorry for her.

A search for "Harry" turns up 1,078 DL threads.

Maybe you cunts should take up knitting or something.

(and the book is making massive bank this week. sorry Tory cunts.)

r25, I have a recipe for a melt-in-your-mouth mudslide that everyone just raves about, and that all these displaced celebrities will just adore!

As their already extremely low popularity plummets r28. It's just comical at this point.

Has Meg ever given out any hints as to the ducal endowment?

Meghan didn't invite her maternal family to the wedding or the Montecito pool with 16 bathrooms.

Now, that's RACISM.

Oprah does not walk. Oprah does not do evacuations!

"Oprah does not do evacuations"

That's not what her bowels said after the last trip to the county fair, Gayle

Ellen looks so much like a dude in that still. Not even a femme dude, but a manly man.

[quote]Ellen looks like a mudslide in the video

What a frightening old crone. From many miles away dogs are wailing, children crying in their cribs, hands are rattling and spilling coffee, old people are taking one last look at photos of departed loved ones, demons are laughing, and none of them are even close enough to see the face on that hag.

End of days (and I'm not talking geology.)

Harry's got another book coming and if his family doesn't apologize profusely for living and give him another palace, security wherever he goes and millions more it will be the tell all to end all tell alls. The Queen Mother passing out drunk in the hallways of Buckingham, Elizabeth looking more fondly at her corgis than is necessary, Philip wearing black face at private family parties, Camilla is really a fag hag and Charles has an S and M dungeon with multiple slings, Kate has an eating disorder and is constantly throwing up and if William becomes king he will be worse than Stalin.

Considering the info he went into about having a frostbitten penis, losing his virginity, fucking Markle in one of the Soho Houses, all the inaccurate accounts proven to be untrue, disclosing his Taliban kill count in a heartless way and detailing how he constantly humiliated one of his matrons at Ludgrove, it will be interesting how he deals with his own antics in future books.

No achievements. No insight. Just whingeing, blather, excuses and blame for his own conduct, plus petty, mean-spirited nonsense regarding the BRF. Somehow I don't think TV interviewers will be lining up to kiss his arse.

OT: I watched a YouTube video the other day where some guy was talking about "Rachael Ray, and all the other crimes against humanity, such as Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, et al, Oprah Winfrey had caused".

I thought that was the most appropriate description I'd ever heard for all the trash that bitch was responsible for.