New inspirational M&Ms issue honors feminism and fat women

Like fat women even look at the wrapper.

I didn’t know candies have gender

The Green M&M has been serving looks for three decades.

They better come with dicks or this is literal violence!

will eating them mean that I am a lesbian now?

If the purple is for bidy positivity, does that mean it's going to be jumbo sized?

Pandering has reached a new low

Corporations are not people and thus do not care about us. They only want our money. I'm sick of these big brands and their faux-inspirational crap. Yes, let's promote junk food and unhealthy lifestyles. With all the stress of making ends meet, people are overindulging in "comfort foods" too. It's all manipulative.

How long before the nonbinaries start crying about being left out?

Yes, R8. Corporations have the ethics of pedophiles.

The next best thing to abortion access.

[quote] If the purple is for bidy positivity, does that mean it's going to be jumbo sized?

yes

[quote] New inspirational M&Ms issue honors feminism and fat women

'Inspirational' is an adjective based on the verb 'inspire'.

'Inspire' is a transitive verb which means someone inspires someone else to do something.

In this case, evil corporation inspires foolish people to get fat.

On a different note, I always found it funny that Mini M&Ms and peanut/peanut butter M&Ms are way better than the regular ones.

I like they forgot they sexualized the fuck out of the green M&M. God bless Cree Summer.

Don’t M&M’s honor fat whores by default

Using sex to sell with the green M&M.

R12 , she looks like a peanut M&M. Plus, M&Ms already come in jumbo sizes (I know, because I'm a fat whore 😉).

Eat more of these, fatass bitches.

Um, why are only certain colors female? And did THEY say they were women or is it patriarchal and traditionalist lunatics who imposed that on them.

Must be a joke.

I'm waiting for the M&Ms that honor fat men.

R9 blue raspberry Dumdums got them covered.

Are they going to be tuna flavored?

I thought they were a joke as well...but it looks like they are real

The people at these corporations are so out of touch. No one gives a shit about being represented by an M&M. Phony fake pandering.

This is no different than cigarette ads that said "You've come a long way, baby!" Yet abortion has been banned in many states, The US has one of the highest maternal mortality rates in the developed world and we have Christian, Jewish and Muslim fundies who oppress the rights of women in their communities. Our healthcare system is a joke and for working mothers, daycare is extremely expensive. Yet promoting snack foods with a purple plus-size M&M is such progress.

Clearly the Mars company doesn't really support women because they still have packages that say woMEN!!! They need to follow the example of the community college where I live that women with an x so that it looks like some sort of typographical error rather than a word.

I’m waiting for the DL fat bitches M&M. What color would that be?

I think they're multi-colored but they're the ones with like the pretzel inside of them cuz it's like you know one dude inside of another dude.

I hate women and anything that's for women! I can't stand them or anything to do with them!

Like even the commercials for the pretzel avenue is for like dude I want to get inside of you to the other dude.

R33, are you okay? Should we call someone?

The orange M&M was clearly a bottom

Purple M&Ms, for the fibro warrior in your life.

Woke fraus are all climaxing right now at this revelation!

Well that’s the last bag of m&ms I’m ever buying.

Does M&M stand for Meghan McCain?

R39 Don't you dare come after Meghan McCain.

She's a national treasure.

Ain't I a woman?

R32 I'm a woman and all I can say is that this is not for me.

This finally clinches it. Little tablets of cheap chocolate have joined the fight.

Truth, r41!

[quote] If it’s in all female M&M, I assume that it costs 77 cents on the dollar of what the regular M&M would cost, right?

On the Tuesday edition of The Ben Shapiro Show, Shapiro noted that the new packages will be included on the milk chocolate, peanut, and peanut butter varieties.

“I was getting afraid there. I’m glad that at least some of these M&Ms will have nuts to represent the transgender community,” Shapiro said.

“So you have to ensure that some of the M&Ms are actual — are actual trans women. We wouldn’t want these to be cisgender M&Ms. So good news, some of the female M&Ms will in fact have nuts,” he added.

Shapiro discussed the introduction of the purple M&M that was designed to represent body positivity and inclusivity.

“I’m sure M&M would love people to accept body positivity cause you eat enough of them and you get fat,” he said. “That is what they are. They’re a candy.”

As he continued he said, “So moving. So incredible, so unbelievably stupid.”

“So women, do you feel represented now because of the green, purple and brown M&Ms on the M&M package that you are guzzling down lonely in your apartment with your wine and your cat?” Shapiro asked.

“How’s that going for you? Amazing. Amazing. But at least you feel represented. That’s the important thing,” he added.

Meanwhile...

They should have created a unique color palette for these with five new colors that have not been used previously.

R45, "The Ben Shapiro Show"? Why? Because Limbaugh is dead?

Sexism = solved!

The title of this thread should have included the words Fat Whores Rejoice!

[quote] Why?

R48 Because the comment is more astute than anything we produced.

[quote] Corporations are not people and thus do not care about us.

The Supreme Court declared that they are.

Of course Fox "News" launched their official outrage over this.

How quickly they forgot about DeSantis sporting Nancy Sinatra white go-go boots just a few months ago.

R48 I'd gronk him, but the sound of crying makes my dick soft.