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If Janet Jackson was a Bond Girl or Villain, What Name Would You Give Her?

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by Anonymousreply 154January 29, 2023 10:36 PM

Dee P. Fried

by Anonymousreply 1January 6, 2023 3:56 PM

Babyface Huughass

by Anonymousreply 2January 6, 2023 3:58 PM

Irella Vente

by Anonymousreply 3January 6, 2023 3:58 PM

Titty von Nipple

by Anonymousreply 4January 6, 2023 4:01 PM

Pleasure Principal :)

by Anonymousreply 5January 6, 2023 4:04 PM

Guess it's "Pleasure Principle" not "Principal" lol another name would be Velvet Rope :)

by Anonymousreply 6January 6, 2023 4:10 PM

Titti Ittibitti

by Anonymousreply 7January 6, 2023 4:17 PM

Baja Fresh

by Anonymousreply 8January 6, 2023 4:18 PM

Umber Areola

by Anonymousreply 9January 6, 2023 4:19 PM

Whisper Coo

by Anonymousreply 10January 6, 2023 4:19 PM

Oddnosejob

by Anonymousreply 11January 6, 2023 4:26 PM

Plastique LeSeurgeree

by Anonymousreply 12January 6, 2023 4:26 PM

Clitsy Undertone

by Anonymousreply 13January 6, 2023 5:06 PM

Bertha Boobflash

by Anonymousreply 14January 6, 2023 5:10 PM

[quote]Whisper Coo

This one's my favorite. I can totally see it and the name reminds me of that other Bond girl, Vesper Lynd.

by Anonymousreply 15January 6, 2023 5:23 PM

Lotta Plump

by Anonymousreply 16January 6, 2023 5:25 PM

Ovah N. Forgotten

by Anonymousreply 17January 6, 2023 5:27 PM

Cotton Candy.

by Anonymousreply 18January 6, 2023 5:31 PM

Whisper Coo is hilarious 😆

by Anonymousreply 19January 6, 2023 7:28 PM

Penny Irons (in reference to her Good Times character and the iron incident)

by Anonymousreply 20January 6, 2023 7:29 PM

Spare Jackson

by Anonymousreply 21January 6, 2023 8:04 PM

Rhinoplasty Galore

by Anonymousreply 22January 6, 2023 8:04 PM

Don't you mean Bon Bon girl OP?

by Anonymousreply 23January 6, 2023 8:57 PM

Sagging Titty

by Anonymousreply 24January 6, 2023 10:16 PM

Sunken Nose

by Anonymousreply 25January 6, 2023 10:17 PM

Fat Ass

by Anonymousreply 26January 6, 2023 10:18 PM

Trending on Twitter once again…

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by Anonymousreply 27January 8, 2023 9:05 PM

Lotta Knows (Nose)

by Anonymousreply 28January 8, 2023 10:19 PM

Nepo Sister

by Anonymousreply 29January 8, 2023 10:29 PM

Black Hole

by Anonymousreply 30January 9, 2023 12:51 PM

Ustabe Penny

by Anonymousreply 31January 9, 2023 1:14 PM
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by Anonymousreply 32January 9, 2023 1:20 PM

Blacque Bootay

by Anonymousreply 33January 9, 2023 1:22 PM

R27

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by Anonymousreply 34January 9, 2023 1:22 PM

Feedbag, feedbag.

by Anonymousreply 35January 9, 2023 1:36 PM

Chocolate Heaven.

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by Anonymousreply 36January 9, 2023 2:50 PM

Octave Loosely

by Anonymousreply 37January 9, 2023 3:07 PM

Chimp Titty

by Anonymousreply 38January 9, 2023 3:45 PM

Daddi Fuqd’me

by Anonymousreply 39January 9, 2023 3:46 PM

WhisperCoo Deluxe.

by Anonymousreply 40January 9, 2023 3:47 PM

Who Dat

by Anonymousreply 41January 9, 2023 3:48 PM

Billie Yonair Concubine

by Anonymousreply 42January 9, 2023 4:04 PM

Baby Voice

by Anonymousreply 43January 9, 2023 4:40 PM

Janasty!

by Anonymousreply 44January 9, 2023 4:52 PM

Queen of All of Your Faves.

by Anonymousreply 45January 9, 2023 6:11 PM

Little Debbie 😈😈

by Anonymousreply 46January 9, 2023 6:14 PM

Puddin' Popp

by Anonymousreply 47January 9, 2023 6:21 PM

BB Jaqusone (Bad Bitch).

by Anonymousreply 48January 9, 2023 6:51 PM

Miss Jacks ‘Em

by Anonymousreply 49January 9, 2023 6:52 PM

Celia Lyte

by Anonymousreply 50January 9, 2023 6:53 PM

Blacque Cat

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by Anonymousreply 51January 9, 2023 6:54 PM

Flux u weight

by Anonymousreply 52January 9, 2023 6:54 PM

May Day

by Anonymousreply 53January 9, 2023 7:14 PM

Baja Taco

by Anonymousreply 54January 9, 2023 7:14 PM

Nastie Boise

by Anonymousreply 55January 9, 2023 7:18 PM

Nose B Gone

by Anonymousreply 56January 9, 2023 7:28 PM

VaJeena Chasm

by Anonymousreply 57January 10, 2023 3:13 AM

Hasa Been

by Anonymousreply 58January 10, 2023 2:26 PM

Guntty Galore

by Anonymousreply 59January 10, 2023 2:40 PM

Titty Von Tease

by Anonymousreply 60January 10, 2023 3:38 PM

Queen of your Lives.

by Anonymousreply 61January 10, 2023 5:50 PM

Haz Benn

by Anonymousreply 62January 10, 2023 5:53 PM

Downy Lezzie

or

Downlo Lezbo

by Anonymousreply 63January 10, 2023 5:54 PM

Nipple Ring

by Anonymousreply 64January 10, 2023 5:56 PM

Oscara Nomineé.

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by Anonymousreply 65January 10, 2023 6:21 PM

TRANS Galore

by Anonymousreply 66January 10, 2023 6:38 PM

Diva Wannabe

by Anonymousreply 67January 11, 2023 5:56 PM

Wannabe? Oh you poor, uneducated soul.

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by Anonymousreply 68January 11, 2023 5:59 PM

Sistuh eau de Molestuh

by Anonymousreply 69January 11, 2023 6:01 PM

The Velvet Nipple

by Anonymousreply 70January 11, 2023 6:02 PM

Hostess.

by Anonymousreply 71January 11, 2023 7:35 PM

Duh! "Brown Sugar"

by Anonymousreply 72January 11, 2023 7:40 PM

Or "Sugar Brown"

by Anonymousreply 73January 11, 2023 7:41 PM

Hoohah McSkivies

by Anonymousreply 74January 11, 2023 8:44 PM

Beauxniqua

by Anonymousreply 75January 13, 2023 2:50 AM

Sheza Skank

by Anonymousreply 76January 13, 2023 4:26 AM

Mizz Fatty McSaggytitty

by Anonymousreply 77January 13, 2023 7:10 AM

^LAME.

by Anonymousreply 78January 13, 2023 1:21 PM

Coffée Enema-Bague

by Anonymousreply 79January 13, 2023 1:24 PM

Suzy Q

by Anonymousreply 80January 13, 2023 2:07 PM

LaToya

by Anonymousreply 81January 13, 2023 2:19 PM

Queen

by Anonymousreply 82January 28, 2023 5:36 AM

Cookie Eater.

by Anonymousreply 83January 28, 2023 7:43 AM

Blobba the Hutt

by Anonymousreply 84January 28, 2023 7:58 AM

Nocan Sing

by Anonymousreply 85January 28, 2023 8:39 AM

Wardrow Malfunkshun

by Anonymousreply 86January 28, 2023 9:29 AM

Whisper Jett.

by Anonymousreply 87January 28, 2023 9:34 AM

Bronze Goddess.

by Anonymousreply 88January 28, 2023 2:17 PM

Aunt Jemima.

by Anonymousreply 89January 28, 2023 2:25 PM

Nippy Gate

by Anonymousreply 90January 28, 2023 2:26 PM

Icona Legendina.

by Anonymousreply 91January 28, 2023 3:34 PM

Whispering Hippo

by Anonymousreply 92January 28, 2023 3:38 PM

Slapah Wilona

by Anonymousreply 93January 28, 2023 3:40 PM

Hawgeena Shrill

by Anonymousreply 94January 28, 2023 3:41 PM

Dark Matter

by Anonymousreply 95January 28, 2023 3:41 PM

Stenchy Canyon

by Anonymousreply 96January 28, 2023 3:42 PM
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by Anonymousreply 97January 28, 2023 3:44 PM

Areola Bileriser

by Anonymousreply 98January 28, 2023 3:45 PM

"Bowl wrapper"

by Anonymousreply 99January 28, 2023 3:46 PM

Rhino McCoo

by Anonymousreply 100January 28, 2023 3:53 PM

Holotta Bootée

by Anonymousreply 101January 28, 2023 3:56 PM

Tubolard

by Anonymousreply 102January 28, 2023 3:58 PM

R97 😀😅😂🤣😀

by Anonymousreply 103January 28, 2023 4:03 PM

Old Finger

by Anonymousreply 104January 28, 2023 4:08 PM

Pussy No'More

by Anonymousreply 105January 28, 2023 4:18 PM

Flawlessness McGee.

by Anonymousreply 106January 28, 2023 4:22 PM

R97 is suicidal, per his posting history.

by Anonymousreply 107January 28, 2023 5:22 PM

Nostrilla Hoebag

by Anonymousreply 108January 28, 2023 5:42 PM

Cocoa Amour

by Anonymousreply 109January 28, 2023 5:46 PM

Gaping Whisper

by Anonymousreply 110January 28, 2023 5:48 PM

Gargantua Forgotten

by Anonymousreply 111January 28, 2023 5:56 PM

She could play the character of a nun going under the name Sister Nepo

by Anonymousreply 112January 28, 2023 6:00 PM

Taco Belle

by Anonymousreply 113January 28, 2023 7:00 PM

Whizpa Coux

by Anonymousreply 114January 28, 2023 7:01 PM

Pastyer Prime

by Anonymousreply 115January 28, 2023 7:10 PM

R115 Pasture Prime

by Anonymousreply 116January 28, 2023 7:49 PM

R107

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by Anonymousreply 117January 28, 2023 7:52 PM

Dumpster Stankee

by Anonymousreply 118January 28, 2023 7:55 PM

R117 is ready to hang herself.

by Anonymousreply 119January 28, 2023 8:36 PM

R117 is one pressed faggot. Her posting history is 99% Janet Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 120January 28, 2023 8:39 PM

🎶 🎵 If I was your Bond girl the things I do to you..

I'd have you jumping from a plane to rescue me from a bomb, boo 🎶 🎵

by Anonymousreply 121January 28, 2023 8:48 PM

Stefonknee

by Anonymousreply 122January 28, 2023 9:05 PM

[quote]Nippy Gate

Hell to the naw!

by Anonymousreply 123January 28, 2023 9:15 PM

R120

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by Anonymousreply 124January 28, 2023 9:17 PM

Listen if you dare.

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by Anonymousreply 125January 28, 2023 9:21 PM

Festerina Husht

by Anonymousreply 126January 28, 2023 9:23 PM

R125 It wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Certainly not as bad as an unfiltered J-Lo.

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by Anonymousreply 127January 28, 2023 9:25 PM

Di Abetes

by Anonymousreply 128January 28, 2023 9:42 PM

R127 “that’s not it try it again….” 😂

by Anonymousreply 129January 28, 2023 9:59 PM

Nobody is worse than this skank…

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by Anonymousreply 130January 28, 2023 10:53 PM

🎵 Madonna can’t sing… I’ve been losing sleep 🎵

by Anonymousreply 131January 28, 2023 11:15 PM

Janet, JLo and Madge all have mediocre voices. But they were packaged well and blessed with video-ready faces and bodies.

by Anonymousreply 132January 29, 2023 12:33 AM

You have a very generous definition of "mediocre," R132.

by Anonymousreply 133January 29, 2023 12:37 AM

Bovina Miasma

by Anonymousreply 134January 29, 2023 1:46 PM

Swamp Monster

by Anonymousreply 135January 29, 2023 1:49 PM
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by Anonymousreply 136January 29, 2023 1:51 PM

[quote]If Janet Jackson was a Bond Girl or Villain, What Name Would You Give Her?

I'd give her a nose.

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by Anonymousreply 137January 29, 2023 2:06 PM

^So obviously fake.

by Anonymousreply 138January 29, 2023 2:47 PM

Lakwanda Smellulite

by Anonymousreply 139January 29, 2023 3:33 PM

Janny Tranny

by Anonymousreply 140January 29, 2023 3:52 PM

Madame Wu

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by Anonymousreply 141January 29, 2023 3:56 PM

Excuse me bitches but I am the QUEEN of the worst isolated vocals!

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by Anonymousreply 142January 29, 2023 4:44 PM

Wow, that was like cats in a bagpipe.

by Anonymousreply 143January 29, 2023 5:46 PM

Twatta

by Anonymousreply 144January 29, 2023 5:56 PM

Bankrupta Statefair

by Anonymousreply 145January 29, 2023 7:54 PM

Queen of Poppe

by Anonymousreply 146January 29, 2023 8:32 PM

Phatricia Cow

by Anonymousreply 147January 29, 2023 8:37 PM

R142 That one is supposedly a fake.

by Anonymousreply 148January 29, 2023 9:14 PM

Sue Weax.

by Anonymousreply 149January 29, 2023 9:19 PM
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by Anonymousreply 150January 29, 2023 9:20 PM

^Go hang yourself. Oh wait…

by Anonymousreply 151January 29, 2023 9:47 PM

Queef of Pop

by Anonymousreply 152January 29, 2023 10:19 PM

Fatima Maltlicker

by Anonymousreply 153January 29, 2023 10:22 PM

Op are you high? What a stupid ass thing to imagine

by Anonymousreply 154January 29, 2023 10:36 PM
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