Coronation Street Part 6: Keep cobbling on!

What's the story with the hot guy slumming it with Sean? Did he kill his wife? Maybe Sean could be next? 🤞

r1 sadly not - we-ve been hoping for a homophobic murder featuring that foul scratty fuckung cunt for 25 years. Old people in the UK have a lot to fucking answer for

Carla's looking better since she had her hair did

r3 did she wash it?

How low can I go? Ask your wife Kenny boy -- she's so low she's bent half over. Ain't that right "Drearie"?

R5 It was Our Tracy! Oh Ken..

Put them in tiers, bitches…

I agree with most of his choices.

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How do you edit it to add the pics?

This is mine, there were lots of faces I didn't recognise. I didn't recognise Hope in there but she's under "hate"

r6 Ken, DO something (and he just fucking dithered as always)

r11 I'd keep your top ones but move Tracy Barlow up a tier and then shove the rest to the bottom.

R13 I do love Our Tracy a lot of the time but the writing for her can be a bit uneven, and I don't like her paired with that sap Steve. She's great with Mary though, or bitching at Carla.

That little butterball Lily is going away to a football camp? It should be a farm for little fatties.

R15 ah yes! I don't do much blame the actress but I saw an episode where that little brat was hella annoying

All those little kids are fucking awful. Hope is unbearable and the girl playing Ruby seems retarded. Cute kid, though.

All Craig's fat has found a new home on Chesney and Paul.

Did Alya blow up real good?

R19 an explosion?

Yes, R20. A bomb was planted in her van. But she jumped out before it exploded. She’s OK.

Said no one ever except him.

The actor who played Jacob posted on Instagram that he's left Corrie for good. I'd assumed it was a temporary exit - it seemed a bit rushed.

Toyah and Imran are rumoured to be dating in real life. Lucky Georgia Taylor, if true!

Imran was so gorgeous! Imagine being spitroasted by him and Adam in that Solicitor's office!

R22 lol, as much as I dislike Izzy I do feel a bit bad being so hard on the actress in previous threads. Girl has got to make a living! Besides, she barely gets more than a scene here and there. Sean, Billy and Eileen are much worse.

Howdy Doody Billy sets my teeth on edge. And what happened to his backstory of being sort of responsible for killing Ken Barlow’s daughter Susan?

R26 it's another storyline conveniently forgotten after Peter got revenge on him. Who in hell would want someone as judgemental and messy as their Vicar?

I hope they make Amy bitchy for a while-and Aadi helps to mend her broken heart.

Yeah, Tyrone, get a pet for the miniature psychopath who's obsessed with her serial killer father. What could go wrong?

I see there's been a stabbing

Yes, Alya was stabbed a few weeks after the vehicle she was driving blew up.

Not a good month for Our Alya.

Say it ain't so!

We can only wish. But I doubt he’ll be dead.

R33 I agree, this storyline is stupid. Likely it will be that the guy is innocent but dumps Sean for doubting him. Not like Corrie can afford action shots on mountain tops anyway.

Imagine landing a role on a big soap then being asked to play opposite one of the worst actors on TV and miserable Eileen

Who will Stephen kill next? Maybe we can sent ITV some requests..

I genuinely think Stephen should go postal and kill a whole bunch of them with an illegally obtained weapon. And other dead wood characters like Izzy would just move away because it’s too painful to remain in Weatherfield.

Of course I wouldn’t show the massacre. We’d see a grim faced Stephen start to walk over to wherever he commits the crime. Screen fades to back. We pick up a month later and find out that he gunned down Sean, Hope, Gary, Kirk, Brian and Ed. And we find out Stephen finally turned the gun on himself.

Sean, Eileen, Billy

Oh yeah, forgot about Eileen and Billy. Yeah, them, too.

Why the fuck was Rita behaving like a stupid old biddy in last night’s episode? Shame on those writers.

^ Yeah, that was weird, R40

What was Rita doing last night, wearing her wig backwards?

I was watching the cheesy old BBC series Born and Bred from the early 2000s, and I was trying to work out where I recognised the hot artist from. Turns out it's none other than Corrie's very own Billy the vicar.

R43 I'm shocked he was once cute

He looked less like Howdy Doody back in them days.

Jesus, if tonight’s wasn’t proof that this show needs a massive cast cull and hard reboot then nothing would be. For fuck’s sake who the fuck thinks Sean is worth watching for more than 30 seconds an episode?

Also with Billy the vicar (teenage boy having an affair with his brother-in-law

I have a feeling they're going to pair Todd with Paul

Yawn re Todd and Paul.

Stephen is nuts, spiking Carla with LSD

Anyone watching?

I am but fast forwarding through 90% of it, only stopping for Evelyn, David, Gail/Audrey and Jenny/Daisy. Nothing else.

Not even Carla being drugged R51?

I stopped a bit to watch it, R52.

My god isn’t the American who plays Canadian Stephen giving one of the worst performances ever? I’m referring to the scene last night when Carla “demoted” him. Poor Tina O’Brian (Sarah Lou) looked embarrassed to be in that scene.

There's an upcoming storyline involving Amy that could be interesting. Don't want to post a spoiler, but if you Google it it's easy to find.

Guess the writers are being lazy and re-pairing Billy & Paul

Stephen is an idiot if he thinks getting Carla out of the way will mean he gets control of the factory, how much can he possibly make in a backstreet knicker factory (as Carla once referred to it!)?

What's up in Weatherfield?

Will Gail expose Stephen and he tries to kill her?

“My god. You’re (insert name of Canadian serial killer here) with a briefcase.”

"Mam, he's Robert Picton with a sewing machine!"

Isn't Carla still waiting to be cleared of causing the factory roof collapse? Ginger nuts is still free as a bird. For a while they were making him a villain but half-heartedly so.

And why would she be afraid of going to jail for knocking down podgy Paul? She would rightly claim she wasn't in her right mind and was not legally responsible. And porky turning down a £15k settlement so he can get more is another ridiculous plot point, he'd have torn Peter's hand off.

Maureen Lipman is such a wonderful actress. She's practically carrying this show.

There is no justice in Cerberus being killed off while Sean lives on.

Paul will be exiting.

He's got Motor Neurone Disease (MND), so it'll be curtains for him.

I hate this...Paul was a great character who was actually likable