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Unexpected sex

Tell us situations that didn’t mean to but ended up in having sex.

I was drinking coffee alone at Starbucks recently. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a guy who looked familiar—I couldn’t place him. He then noticed me and came up to me—turns out he was a friend of a friend. We had met only in passing almost year before at a party hosted by the mutual friend. While drinking coffee together, we found out that not only did we have a few mutual friends but we had a mutual FB. As we both got up about 30 minutes later, the guy suddenly asks, “I live a block away. Want to come over?”

Until that second, I hadn’t even thought about sex with him. Yes, he was attractive and funny—but in that second, he suddenly became sexy. I said yes, and we went to his place and had an afternoon of fun. I got none of my planned errands done.

by Anonymousreply 16January 26, 2023 7:15 AM

He took it out.

by Anonymousreply 1December 29, 2022 3:39 PM

I went on Grindr and found a guy who came over. We had sex.

It was unexpected because I’m old and ugly

by Anonymousreply 2December 29, 2022 3:53 PM

I thought our kind were advised not to have unexpected sex, on account of the potential for poopy messes.

by Anonymousreply 3December 29, 2022 3:56 PM

R1, it?

by Anonymousreply 4December 29, 2022 4:00 PM


He took -

**breathes on glasses**

- It out.

by Anonymousreply 5December 29, 2022 4:10 PM

I was molested.

by Anonymousreply 6December 29, 2022 4:10 PM

My neighbor says he goes out expecting to have sex everyday.

He’s 27 and hot so he gets it.

by Anonymousreply 7December 29, 2022 4:12 PM

R5, but how can that be?!

by Anonymousreply 8December 29, 2022 4:15 PM

R8, for he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

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by Anonymousreply 9December 29, 2022 4:18 PM

I went to a conference and met a guy I went to college with. We had sex that night

by Anonymousreply 10December 29, 2022 4:24 PM

You’re a whore, darlin.

by Anonymousreply 11December 29, 2022 4:25 PM

I love older guys but enjoy when older guys think they're seducing me by buying me drinks and whispering in my ear how sexy I am.

I will go to bed with some of these guys at the drop of a hat but like them to think they unexpectedly conquered a young guy.

by Anonymousreply 12December 29, 2022 4:34 PM


by Anonymousreply 13December 29, 2022 4:36 PM


by Anonymousreply 14December 29, 2022 4:39 PM

Justin: "Then I'll go to New York. I'll become a hustler, and I'll sell my body to gross old homos!"

Vic, a gross old homo: "I'll give ya twenty bucks! Save the train fare!"

by Anonymousreply 15December 29, 2022 4:39 PM

More stories, please.

by Anonymousreply 16January 26, 2023 7:15 AM
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