Unexpected sex
Tell us situations that didn’t mean to but ended up in having sex.
I was drinking coffee alone at Starbucks recently. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a guy who looked familiar—I couldn’t place him. He then noticed me and came up to me—turns out he was a friend of a friend. We had met only in passing almost year before at a party hosted by the mutual friend. While drinking coffee together, we found out that not only did we have a few mutual friends but we had a mutual FB. As we both got up about 30 minutes later, the guy suddenly asks, “I live a block away. Want to come over?”
Until that second, I hadn’t even thought about sex with him. Yes, he was attractive and funny—but in that second, he suddenly became sexy. I said yes, and we went to his place and had an afternoon of fun. I got none of my planned errands done.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 26, 2023 7:15 AM
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I went on Grindr and found a guy who came over. We had sex.
It was unexpected because I’m old and ugly
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 29, 2022 3:53 PM
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I thought our kind were advised not to have unexpected sex, on account of the potential for poopy messes.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 29, 2022 3:56 PM
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My neighbor says he goes out expecting to have sex everyday.
He’s 27 and hot so he gets it.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 29, 2022 4:12 PM
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R5, but how can that be?!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 29, 2022 4:15 PM
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R8, for he is the Kwisatz Haderach!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 9 | December 29, 2022 4:18 PM
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I went to a conference and met a guy I went to college with. We had sex that night
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 29, 2022 4:24 PM
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I love older guys but enjoy when older guys think they're seducing me by buying me drinks and whispering in my ear how sexy I am.
I will go to bed with some of these guys at the drop of a hat but like them to think they unexpectedly conquered a young guy.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 29, 2022 4:34 PM
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Justin: "Then I'll go to New York. I'll become a hustler, and I'll sell my body to gross old homos!"
Vic, a gross old homo: "I'll give ya twenty bucks! Save the train fare!"
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 29, 2022 4:39 PM
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