HGTV Winter Thread - 2023

Continued from last thread

Can't wait to see this - I'm thinking I will wish Rico to renovate my rectum!

My future ex husband Brett Waterman has a new episode of his show Restored tonight. Unfortunately DIY is now the Chip and Jo network, so he had to kiss those asses to get a new season.

R2 I like his costar Matt Plowman. I hope he indeed, plows men!

Okay, the new cameraman for Fixer to Fabulous for this season is DEFINITELY doing at least one clear closeup of Dave Marrs' crotch every episode.

I thought I was imagining it but am totally NOT.

Just watched a House Hunters from Rockland County NY.

Hot guy who immigrated from Trinidad.....super ripped and walked like he had a 15 inch python between his legs....dang.

Saw the Rico show. He's definitely cute. His contractor Matt was hot but we didn't see much of him.

Maybe this will be more popular than that bald dude they tried to make the new Mike Holmes (that dude didn't know shit about anything,)

I am pretty sure this whole thread is just one horny shut-in posting non-stop.

Nah, R8, there's at least two or three of us.

Now get me my gettin' up stick!

Another Puerto Vallarta episode of HHI.

A mostly dire looking gay couple.

The Rico episode ended with him getting into a hot tub. He's kinda hot in a sketchy way

They need to bring Jason Cameron to HGTV.

As much as I like handsome guys like Dave Marrs and the Home Town guys.....HGTV really is missing an opportunity to have a sort of "hot guy" on at least one of their shows. A big dude like muscly Jason should be the contractor somewhere. Showing off biceps if not being totally shirtless every few episodes.

Jeebus knows, no one is flicking their beans to the Property Brothers.

Officially want to bury my dick balls deep in Home Town Josh's little ass.

His little gondola outfit sent me over the edge.

Anyone watching Down Home Fab? The husband is hot but he’s a cipher. He looks at her when he’s talking, just like a trained boy. The wife married into his rich family and she’s running everything.

R15 the whole Teen Mom thing just killed my interest

Just watched two HHI episodes....one with a Brendad Ickson lookalike moving to Puerto Vallarta, another with a fat misogynist from Argentina moving to Oslo.

They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

A lot of people are moving to Mexico.

Those are the fun HHI. I don’t watch the ones where people move to Australia. That doesn’t interest me for some reason.

I wonder how the families really like it once they move there.

Another Mexico one tonight with a Toronto couple moving to Riviera Maya.

The husband was OK but the real estate agent was kinda handsome in a crinkly eye sort of way.

Another HHI, this time Bordeaux - I thought Our Lady of Paris Adrian Leeds did all of these. but there's now some leggy blonde British lady.

Anyway, insufferable couple but the husband IS kinda cute. A blond guy with a nice body.

[quote] insufferable couple

60% of them are insufferable

I saw the leggy blond but the episode I saw was a couple where the guy was a complete spaz. He pretended to electrocute himself.

My god, he was exhausting.

They were looking in the south of France.