I’m the new, bright-as-the-sun LED car headlights burning holes in your retinas.
Let’s be annoying shit: Part II
|by Anonymous||reply 39||March 20, 2023 4:14 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||December 21, 2022 1:49 PM|
I’m the positive Covid test and the negative Covid test fifteen minutes apart.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||December 21, 2022 1:59 PM|
I'm the bro at the gym who "reserves" spaces for his workouts by leaving towels, water bottles, and equipment on multiple benches so he can be sure no one else uses the equipment and "interrupts" his sacred routine.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||December 21, 2022 2:19 PM|
I’m the fucking app you need to download to do ANYTHING anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||December 21, 2022 2:51 PM|
I have to wear sunglasses when I go out at night to walk to the gym because of those damn car lights being so blinding.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||December 21, 2022 3:41 PM|
R3, what's a gym?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||December 21, 2022 8:19 PM|
Adding to R5: What is with these fucking LED car headlights? They're comparable to normal BRIGHT headlights. Blinding.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||December 22, 2022 2:09 AM|
My eyes crossed and I thought this said "Let's Be A Morning Shit".
|by Anonymous||reply 8||December 22, 2022 2:38 AM|
Those LED headlights are the fucking WORST! My house is at a somewhat busy intersection and we've started closing our living room curtains at night, because I'd all three bright headlights shining in. The old headlights were barely noticeable.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||December 22, 2022 5:21 AM|
Horny cicadas. STFU!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||December 22, 2022 5:34 AM|
The headlights are too damn bright!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||December 22, 2022 1:03 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||December 22, 2022 1:04 PM|
I'm your doordash / uber driver picking up your order and then driving to the opposite end of the city with it, sitting in the same place for 20 minutes until I finally drop off your food which is either cold, stale or soggy at this point. And I'll leave it in the worst place possible.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||December 25, 2022 8:02 AM|
Attached to r13, I’m the tip that you cannot change in spite of absolutely horrid service by the driver.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||December 28, 2022 2:25 PM|
I'm DoorDash customer service who offers you a $5 credit for the $40 worth of useless food because of the situation at R13.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||December 28, 2022 2:37 PM|
I'm the lazy fuck who can't get his own damn food.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||December 28, 2022 2:43 PM|
I'm the 13 hour day that was just worked by the person ordering the aforementioned food.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||December 30, 2022 2:04 AM|
R16 i’m the DoorDash customer who doesn’t want to lose their parking space on their street and there’s no parking at the restaurant. So there. If I lived in suburbia it would be a different story.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||December 30, 2022 2:10 AM|
I’m the Christian assholes that must set off loud fireworks for over an hour from 12 a.m. till after 1 a.m. Christmas morning. Merry Christmas!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||December 30, 2022 2:12 AM|
I'm an "Expired" thread on DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||December 30, 2022 2:38 AM|
[quote]I’m the Christian assholes that must set off loud fireworks for over an hour from 12 a.m. till after 1 a.m. Christmas morning. Merry Christmas!
I'm the non/any denominational neighbors who will be setting off fireworks at midnight tonight (NYE).
|by Anonymous||reply 21||December 31, 2022 7:04 PM|
I'm the doordash customer who doesn't give me their gate code or answer the phone wasting my time and depressing my income
|by Anonymous||reply 22||December 31, 2022 8:33 PM|
I'm the retiree filling out his lottery slip at the customer service desk holding up the line of people with legitimate customer service issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||February 17, 2023 6:40 AM|
I'm a stupid meme posted on a group text, and everyone "liking" it.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||March 18, 2023 3:15 PM|
I'm Karen Silkwood and I was killed by the lights OP mentions.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||March 18, 2023 3:18 PM|
I’m the horrible person who must back into a parking space. It’s my thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||March 18, 2023 3:30 PM|
I'm the driver who doesn't signal when I turn or change lanes. It's just not me.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||March 18, 2023 3:32 PM|
I’m the greasy layer of skin on your cream of pea soup.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||March 18, 2023 3:39 PM|
I'm the chirping 'low battery' alert on the smoke detector outside your bedroom door, that goes off at 3:30 am on a Saturday morning - startling you, and sending your dogs into a frenzy (peeing and shitting all over the floors).
|by Anonymous||reply 29||March 18, 2023 4:05 PM|
I'm admissions at any ER. I'm the most relaxed person you will ever meet. I all but yawn and stretch in the face of your little emergency. If you're collapsed on the floor, I will calmly advise that we are admitting people in order of severity. Next!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||March 19, 2023 11:37 AM|
I am the person standing at the edge of the curb at the crosswalk, looking at my smartphone, while you are stopped at a stop sign on your way to work. See, I want you to wait another minute and study me to decide if I’m going to look up and cross the street, or continue fiddling with my cellphone. When you do pull forward, I can throw my arms up in righteous indignation. “You in your f’ing car!”
|by Anonymous||reply 31||March 19, 2023 12:06 PM|
I'm the urban cyclist. I'll bitch and insult all drivers and pedestrians, while breaking each and every rule in the book.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||March 19, 2023 12:14 PM|
It's called parallel parking, R26.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||March 19, 2023 12:31 PM|
R32 Remember, when you sail through the red light and get knocked off your bike by a taxi screeching to a halt, it’s the Taxi Driver’s fault.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||March 19, 2023 1:15 PM|
I'm the cursor that jumps to the thread above the one you want to open on the DL menu.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||March 19, 2023 1:18 PM|
R34 Yes - Judge Judy rules this way all the time. She believes if you're behind the wheel of a car, you have to have control at all times and be alert to situations like these.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||March 19, 2023 2:53 PM|
20 years ago it was the blue xenon headlights people bitched about.
Are the LEDs worse?
I wouldn't know because I've aged out of driving at night.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||March 19, 2023 5:52 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 38||March 19, 2023 10:33 PM|
[quote] It's called parallel parking, [R26].
I am not talking about parallel parking. I am talking about the douchebags who back into spaces in parking lots and the like.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||March 20, 2023 4:14 PM|