John Mayer doesn’t “date” anymore.

is his dick still a 'white supremacist'?

Oppsie!

I'll say!

Giggle.

OP, I have no idea why you would want this gross pig to be gay, but he isn't.

I love him. His TikTok videos are so cute. He comes off as self-aware and charming. I do NOT care for his music, but I think he’s a genuine person.

Didn’t he basically admit he’s bisexual in an interview quite a while ago?

Is he fucking Andy Cohen

I'd take one for the team and date him. Yes, I'm that generous.

R5 I don’t know but I could see him as the type, especially “do me” type of bisexual.

Taylor (Alison) Swift is why we can't have nice things.

I saw him 'bartending' on WWHL and he and Andy were bantering and exchanging looks that gave every indication that they're more than friends.

His favorite pornstar was Brent Corrigan and he admitted to having had a penis in his mouth, according to Perez Hilton years ago.

I wouldn't call what we do "dating", anyway...

I mean, there ya go, R11. Favorite porn star was Brent Corrigan? What?!

…they met up with Simpson and her then-boyfriend Mayer who Hilton says leaned in and told him, “I like to watch gay porn, you know,” adding, “My favorite porn star is Brent Corrigan. He really turns me on.”

There it is ^^^ .

I get why some people find him sexy.

He has a face that can look quite handsome or quite ugly, depending on the situation.

Poor brunette Jessica.

I’ve never really seen Mayer looking bad, and in his latest TikTok videos he’s uniformly handsome.

He looks like he fetishizes and obsesses over pussy eating, so Andy Cohen must be VERY happy

Maybe he just likes to eat it all?

He definitely gives off a bi vibe. Seems he’s less into chicks now that he’s not liquored up all the time.

His preferences now seem to be hanging out with Andy Cohen and mentoring questionably-talented twink singers.

[quote]Can’t John just come out now that he is sober?

I thought the same thing, but he’s extremely deep in the closet. Some gay men just never come out, ever.

Or bisexual men, but I don’t think he’s bi, no.

Why wouldn’t he be bisexual? If he’s had relationships and fucked plenty of women, in addition to men, he’s by definition bisexual.

I don’t think he had^.

*has

Isn’t he racist?

Why don’t you think he’s fucked plenty of women? What are you basing that on?

He’s definitely fucked plenty of women, but he seemed to need to be drunk to do it.

Because he dates women who have records of only dating gay men, like Taylor Swift.

When did Jessica Simpson date gay men?

How does he stand Andy Cohen sober?

R32 John stuffs his cock in Andy’s mouth… problem solved

This sounds like he's trying to pre empt some me too type of thing that's about to come out.

if nothing else he deserves to be cancelled for his awful bland music!

I'd cum on his hair.

So he's into guys, right?

When you put date in quotation marks like that it means escort right? So, he not paying escorts anymore.

Didn't he and Giada de Laurentiis have some pretty kinky affair that almost ruined her chef career?

To me, Mayer is one of those guys whose looks revolve around his hair. When he has a good haircut he is quite the handsome lad. When his hairstyle is bad he just looks weird and not very attractive.

Here's a perfect example IMO. Good hair on the left, bad hair on the right.

R39 …. R35 will cum on either hairstyle

True that, R40!

He has dead eyes. Never thought he was hot.

He looks like an adult Albert Ingalls. Also a little crazy around the eyes like Raul Julia did in Adam’s Family.

Also like halfway through jacking you off, he’d pull out a dog-eared pussy porn magazine out from under the bed.

R39 he’s attractive in both photos. And I love his coloring. We used to call it love complected but I’m not that’s permitted now.

^ olive complected not love.

Autocorrect doesn’t even like the word olive anymore!

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I've heard he's uncut. Yech. Though, he does have vibes of being bisexual to me. Musicians have a very "straight" meathead culture, but most musicians secretly swing both ways.

He's had sufficient...

There was a TikTok yesterday where someone said he was a guy in Central Park playing guitar in the background?

Gross R46

Indeed, R50.

Kiernan Shipka is probably best known for playing Jon Hamm's little daughter Sally on MAD MEN. She's just 23 now--almost exactly half of John Mayer's age.

He's too weird to be gay

Stay away from her John.

Poor Shawn Mendes, Mayer will never fuck him now.

He definitely seems bisexual but not fully gay, and definitely not interested in long term relationships with anyone.

He should probably be poly if he ever tries the relationship thing because he's just going to get bored and want to see what else is out there.

R27 sounds like it. If he said this shit today he would be cancelled.

[quote] Is he fucking Andy Cohen

How is that possible. I thought Andy said he was a total top.

He got fat, I saw a video of him going to us open and he opened his mouth to talk, a purse fell out!

A snack purse?

r58 Link

He's a modern day Jack Nicholson. Already fading into obscurity and he will likely die alone. At least he's self aware enough to realize he has nothing to offer a relationship, I give him props for that. I feel the same way about myself.