MY FRIENDS---WHAT IS THE BEST CHRISMTAS OUTFIT FOR A "MATURE GAYLING" SUCH AS MYSELF??

Do you still have your wig and false teeth Bill?

No need to thank me bill

A well-fitting pair of dark jeans with a very nice button down white shirt and a perfectly tailored velvet sport coat. Be sure to have a great belt and beautiful shoes — maybe some single monkstrap brown leather shoes. Don’t forget a really nice pocket square.

Bill, I think the look the young man on the right is sporting is something to which a mature eldergay such as yourself should aspire.

It's so festive and light hearted, just like the yule season itself.

A suit with no tie, Bill!

Hawt!!

Wear a sports jacket, a turtleneck , and dress pants. Wear polished shoes with a matching belt. Socks must coordinate with your pants. Wear a classic, dress wristwatch.

I'm guessing this might be too triggering for you.

Something that says smart...sophisticated...alluring...

A caftan, of course.

A FLAP-SEAT ONESIE

Here’s how I’m staying warm, modeled by a mature musician.

You misspelled amateur, Billiam.

The only real way to dress up at your age on Christmas.

You can never go wrong with something simple and timeless in basic black.

Whatever you choose, don't forget to put on your Depends first.

Tie your bells on OP and shake ur ass.

Wear whatever you want to wear and who cares what other people think about it. Just remember to put your dentures through the dishwasher. Potscrubber cycle not necessary.

Play the penitent in sack cloth and ashes. Kneeling. What young stud could resist you? Hand him the whip.

A top hat and tails does it every time. Reference Fred Astaire for the details,

How about a nice sweater, well-tailored pants, and comfortable dress shoes?

Dress nicely, but use a suspender that'll accentuate your rear.

Slutty 'Elf on a Shelf' always works for me!

THIS, BIll!

r23, see r7