2023 Celebrity Death Pool thread

Britney Spears Sharon Osbourne Bruce Willis

I'd rather say who I think ought to die.

And it's a list about as long as Santa's.

Steven Seagal

Dick Van Dyke

Lee Grant

Bill Cosby

Barbara Walters

Estelle Parsons

Roseanne Barr

Tony Bennett

50s starlet Barbara Rush

Lee Majors

Demi Lovato: drug overdose

Kylie Minogue: shock cancer death (it pains me to even type it and I hope I'm not right)

Michael J. Fox

Sadly, I think Zac Effron...

Jean-Pierre Léaud

Carol Burnett

Liza Minnelli

Joni Mitchell

Rita Moreno

Patti Lupone

James Earl Jones

Jimmy Carter

Tina Turner

Maggie Smith

Dick Van Dyke is NOT GOING TO DIE. I said this last year I think. If he wants to die he's going to have to pay someone to drop a grand piano on him from a 5th floor window.

Norman Lear

Elon Musk

Christina Applegate

Chevy Chase

Tony Blair

Madonna

George Maharis

Angie Dickinson

Mitzi Gaynor

Robert Wagner

Jack Nicholson

Ye: suicide

Terry Moore

Joanne Woodward

Brian De Palma

James Earl Jones

Julia Gillard

Clint Eastwood

Marianne Faithful

Melanie Griffith

Julie Andrews

Jane Fonda & Vanessa Redgrave within a week of each other

Gladys Johns

Jennifer Coolidge

Burt Young

Paul Dooley

Ryan O'Neal. Or any of his kids...

Babs - it's time

Catherine Deneuve

Gerard Depardieu

Alain Delon

Costa-Gavras

Terrence Malick

Judi Dench

Dario Argento

Rose McGowan

Soon Yi Previn-Farrow - accidental.

I don't think he's going to die just yet, but I think Joe Biden's dementia will become so evident he will not be able to continue his term of office.

One of the Brady Bunch kids unexpectedly just because of statistics as they’re all over 60. Maybe Greg or Cindy.

Those who are double-boosted and infected with covid. All of them.

[quote]Gladys Johns

You mean Glynis?

Paul McCartney and / or Ringo Starr

So many perennials have passed since last year's list

Dennis Hastert

Henry Kissinger

Sting's wife Trudy

James Marden

Ricky Schroeder

Jon Voigt

Cindy Crawford

Pete Townsend

Martin Sheen

Trump

Maurice Tempelsman(93)

Dick Van Dyke Patricia Routlege Celine Dion (hope not) Tina Turner Jane Fonda

Jerry Sandusky

Barbara Barrie and Hal Linden.

Gene Hackman.

OP didn’t ask for a wishlist r23! Haha

Mamie Van Doren.

John Stamos. Booze and pills. Around the anniversary of Bob Saget's death.

Maybe Bob Barker will also make to within weeks of 100 like fellow animal lover (and enemy), Betty White.

I can see Milo OD'ing

Kari Lake will commit suicide when her bullshit lawsuits are dismissed

Ezra Miller by suicide or OD

r40 Why did Betty White and Bob Barker become enemies?

The names I am going to put into the pot include Jimmy Carter, Tina Turner, Linda Evans, Liza Minnelli, Pope Benedict, Eva Marie Saint, Ringo Starr, Phil Donahue and Eric Clapton.

I can see Kanye coming to a bad end.

R42, keeping my fingers crossed.

I'm nervous about Debbie Harry... she'll be 78 this year.

Yoko Ono has to be nearing the light at this point

Barbra Cat Lady Streisand

Kim Novak

Bob Newhart. I mean he looks dead already

Sandy Koufax

Jon Hamm and Johnny Depp. Alcohol poisoning.

R30 Why Trudy?

Cher, now that Mom is gone.

For r44

R48, One can only hope.

Shannen Doherty

Rita Moreno, please!

Kanye is going to OJ the k/Jenner family.

Al Roker

Charlie Rose

One of the Osmond brothers: Alan, Wayne or Merrill

One of the Jackson Five: Jackie, Tito, or Jermaine.

R61 Not Merrill please.

Cate Blanchett - she spends most of her life on airplanes. One is bound to crash sooner or later.

R61, One of the Lennon Sisters, possibly Peggy.

Dave Chappelle. He look sickly, bloated in the face, slurs his words, and has a devil-may-care attitude towards drinking and smoking. I think he’s hiding a terminal illness like Norm MacDonald did.

I'm going big:

Gaga.

In a tragic accident.

2023/2024

Unfortunately, probably Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor

Young and tragic, like his mother.

Maud Adams

Gina Lollobrigida

Bill O'Reilly

Tom Brokaw

Ted Koppel

Nile Rodgers

Victoria Jackson

Tina Yothers

Len Deighton (author)

Rupert Everett

James Woods

Francis Ford Coppola

Phil Donahue

Shelley Long

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hugh Jackman

Chet Hanks

Morgan Brittany

TV moms:

Marion Ross

Shirley Jones

Phylicia Rashad

Karen Grassle

Michael Learned

Yeah, Al roker ain't long for this world.

Martin Scorsese

Al Pacino

Roger waters

Putin

W. Bush

Tina Turner

Barbara Walters, Billy Connolly, Jack Nicholson, Tina Turner, Joanne Woodward, Patricia Routlege

Jane Fonda's cancer is in remission

Judge Judy

R71, Cancer always returns.

Ye thinks he’s the Chosen One, so if he does commit suicide, he’ll probably take someone with him. I agree with R60 that he’ll murder someone but not kill himself, narcissist that he is.

I wonder if Ye would kill someone, but then off himself if law enforcement was zoning in on him.

Kim Kardashian

Kris Jenner

Pete Davidson

I don't think W is going anywhere any time soon. He's got longevity in his genes.

jimmy carter die yet? he's ancient.

Pelé.

Sophia Loren

Barbra Streisand.

Joan Collins Dionne Warwick Cindy Adams Gladys Knight Ted Shackleford William DeVane James Brolin Matthew Perry Lizzo

Bobby Sherman

Cindy Adams must be ancient

I think Cindy is only 91.

R84 cunts live forever, unfortunately.

wendy williams

Cara Delevingne

[Quote] I don't think he's going to die just yet, but I think Joe Biden's dementia will become so evident he will not be able to continue his term of office.

What do you mean 'become evident'?

R89 probably thinks Chuck "Korean War Draft Dodger" Grassley is totally fit to be a senator

Norman Lear Henry Kissinger Jimmy Carter Glynis Johns Bob Barker Alexander Butterfield RogerCorman

When you’re very elderly, things can change fast. Kathy Griffin spoke about how quickly her mother’s dementia occurred.

Carol Burnett Shelley Fabaray

matthew perry

Bob Barker my come on down.

"Prince" Harry

John Astin

Remember the 'wipe out' of the remaining cast of The Mary Tyler Moore Show in 2021 ?

I have a feeling we will have the same for the cast of MASH. Lorretta Swit, Alan Alda, Gary Burgoff, Mike Farrell.

R90 Oh! look over there!

Cindy Birdsong Berry Gordy Bill Cosby Harvey Weinstein

one or more of the oldest living Oscar winners: Lee Grant, Mel Brooks, Eva Marie Saint, Clint Eastwood, Burt Bacharach, Joanne Woodward.

pretty sure Brut Bacharach died a while ago

Vladimir Putin

Henry Kissinger

Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter (within weeks of each other)

Glynis Johns

Charles Busch

Bob Barker

Celine Dion

R102 Burt Bacharach born in 1928 is still alive and still married to Jane Hansen

John Kander

Gene Shalit (turns 97 in March)

Baba Wawa

We’re really starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel when it comes to dead celebrities that we’ll care about when they’re gone. How sad.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders-death by choking on a sandwich.

Geniunely surprised Dick Cheney is still with us.

R110, Amen to that.

I'm coming for Kissinger and Cheney soon

Harry Belafonte

Chuck Norris

R30 I am curious too (1 other person asked) - Why Trudie? ( Mrs. Sting)

I will add… Roger Daltrey Rod Stewart Ronnie Wood Pete Davidson (not specifically from drugs, but complications from Chrohns) Boy George Britney, sad as it makes me to type that, I just don’t see her making it through another year Linda Evangelista (suicide) De Niro, Pacino & Pesci - a triple header Woody Allen Neil Young

Wendy Williams

Genevieve Page

ozzy Orsbourne

R118 “ozzy Orsbourne”

Robert Redford

Madonna’s last shred of relevance

Kim Kardashian’s clitoris sensation

Bruce Willis’ memories of Aaron Carter’s pink rosebud

Andy Cohen’s control over his bowel movements

Although she's old and looks haggard, I have a feeling Joan Collins will live to an advanced old age like Olivia de H.

People keep posting the same names just because they might be over 90 years old. Eva Marie Saint walks to the market 3 times a week, and she's in great shape mentally. She'll be around for at least another five years...

General Hospital:

Denise Alexander

Tony Geary

Leslie Charleson

Not a celebrity, but, JanBot will commit suicide when Janet cancels yet another tour.

Dionne Warwick

Gladys Knight

Wendy Williams

Katherine Jackson

Cissy Houston

Tina Turner

Chala Khan

R127 “ Chala Khan”

Gary Busey

Woody Harrelson

James Woods

Glenda Jackson

Sandy Duncan

Mavis Staples

Lily Tomlin

Tony Bennett

Barry Gibb

Janet Jackson.

Roger Corman

Trump (Donald this year)

Harvey Weinstein

I'm not usually good at these, but I'll go with my instincts.

Biden

Kathy Griffin

Britney Spears

Kanye

Barbara Walters

Justin Bieber or Shawn Mendes

Berry Gordy

Clive Davis

Johnny Mathis

Marlo Thomas

Mitch McConnell

Linda Lavin

Polly Holiday

I really hope Kathy Griffin can keep her health. She’s had to deal with a lot - her mom getting dementia and dying, her cancer, losing her voice because half of one lung was removed, the Trump-head incident that basically blacklisted her, the deaths of 2 siblings in the past 10 years, Anderson Cooper’s betrayal…

Soupy Sales - he must be up there.

Actually, R37, he’s six feet under.

Is it soup yet?

I heard a podcast recently about what's been going on with Stuttering John Melendez from the Howard Stern show and he sounds like he's circling the drain. The podcasters recounted how John's latest gig was on Thanksgiving doing stand up at a bar & grill in Ames, Iowa. Not even at a comedy club... a bar & grill. I heard a little of John's own podcast and his voice is shot -- it sounds like the voice of an addict or longtime alcoholic, whose voice is trashed from abuse.

The story continues that John spent Thanksgiving hanging out with the bar owner instead of having a nice celebration with his family. John himself told a story about getting so shitfaced drunk that he ended up in a hospital. John sounds like he could check out soon.

R140, He fathered a couple of kids who would be adults by now.

R136, having cancer isn't exactly what I'd call 'keeping her health'.

Note that this photo of Ted Shackelford was taken SIX YEARS AGO. If he looked like the Cryptkeeper back then, how much longer can does he really have?

I say six months, if that.

Megan thee stallion(hopefully) Jenna Jamieson(suicide) Paul McCartney(old age) Elizabeth Holmes(I think she'd rather die than go to prison) Britney Spears(seems obvious she's next)

^Jenna Jameson oh dear!

R30 here. I picked Trudy Styler because out of sheer randomness.

Sting seemed too predictable and Trudy is nearly 70. It is that age range which seemed to have a lot of unexpected deaths in 2022.

Plus she hasn't been publicly seen or heard from in a while (at least by me) - that is always a bad sign. So she just fit my profile.

Probably someone shocking that no one could predict, like Beyoncé

[R143] From that photo of six years ago, I would've picked out Shackleford as the first to go from those four. Never thought it would be Dobson in 2020.

I remember seeing the cast on some daytime show about the same time, and they surprised Donna Mills with a birthday cake. Shackleford barely knew what they were talking about and seemed incoherent. He looked awful, and Michele Lee had to kind of hold him up when they were standing together. He looked and acted like he was in his 90s. He's one actor I won't be surprised to hear about dying.

I just read that Pelé's health took a turn to the worst and he'll spend Christmas in the hospital. I might win this thing! What's the prize?

If he dies before New Year's Day you don't win - it's still 2022. If he dies on NYD or after, you win !

[quote] Probably someone shocking that no one could predict, like Beyoncé

I think there will be some a private jet crash or a car accident that takes out a celebrity under the age of 50.

R148, I agree. Didn't see that clip though, and had no idea Dobson died a couple years ago.

If you went by how someone looks Keith Richards would be worm food long ago

Rupert Murdoch

Paul Dooley

Woody Allen

David Selby

Tyne Daly

Uma Thurman becomes a victim of the John Travola leading lady curse.

[R151] Well. the Grim Reaper took out Anne Heche and Leslie Jordan that way in 2022. Not too hard to believe for 2023.

[Quote]Uma Thurman becomes a victim of the John Travola leading lady curse.

what about 77-year-old Karen Lynn Gorney?

Donald Trump

Mike Pence

Melania Trump

Donald Trump Jr.

Trump's Cabinet

GOP Congress (minus a couple)

GOP SCOTUS Justices

Reese Witherspoon

Putin

Xi

NK "Family"

Vera Miles

Bruce Dern

William Devane

Tipi Hedren

Somebody from Jethro Tull

Barbara Walters

Kanye West

Artie Lange

Dabney Coleman.

The two remaining title-role stars of the original Broadway production of "Mame," Janis Paige (100) and Jane Morgan (98), and perhaps one of its replacement Gooches, Helen Gallagher (96).

R159, William Devane is in great health. He's doing ads for medicare and seems more coherent than most 40 year olds.

[quote]Mitch McConnell

It's possible. McConnell looked a bit frail at Zelensky's speech to Congress the other night. Although evil doesn't usually die that easily.

Bill Cosby.

Rumer Willis, during childbirth.

Michael Nouri

One of the former Charlie's Angels (actresses from the film not included)

Redmond O’Neal

Norman Jewison

Bruce Beresford

Frederick Wiseman

Zhang Yang

Liliana Cavani

Iris Apfel.

Barbara Eden

Barbara Feldon

Tina Louise

Marlo Thomas

Phil Donahue

Billy Dee Williams

Jocelyn Wildenstein

Chesty Morgan

Viva

Damn. Maybe Stevie Wonder?

Nick Nolte Gene Hackman Warren Beatty Al Pacino

Not Clint Eastwood

John Travolta

Richard Gere

Al Pacino

Warren Beatty

Shirley MacLaine

Allan Bergman

King Charles

Will Hutchins from Sugarfoot

Director Jerry Schatzberg

Someone from Glee

Francis Ford Coppola

Michael Haneke

Isabelle Huppert

Barbara Eden will live for another 10 years.

Mike Leigh

Ken Loach

Ridley Scott

Richard Lester

Chevy Chase

Joe Pesci

Anthony Hopkins

Carroll Baker

Talia Shire

Sylvester Stallone

Cissy Houston

R178 . . .

FUN FACT:

Hutchins was married to Chris Burnett, sister of Carol Burnett, with whom he had a daughter.

Françoise Gilot

Jasper Johns

Morgan Freeman

Bruce Dern

Richard Simmons

June Lockhart

Tony Bennett

James Ivory

Berry Gordy

Pat Robertson

Rupert Murdoch

Angie Dickinson

Petula Clark

Mary Berry

Bruce Dern

Ruth Buzzi

Jack Nicholson

Jon Voight

George Hamilton

James Cromwell

Anita Bryant

Chevy Chase

Lindsey Buckingham

Mick Fleetwood

John McVie

Tom Selleck

Rosie O'Donnell

Michael Moore

Tom Brokaw

Bill Kurtis

Johnny Gilbert

Paul Moyer

Terry Gross

Kelly Slater (Surfing accident)

Pele

Andy Taylor (Duran Duran)

Andy Rourke (The Smiths)

Lee Ving (Fear)

Tina Weymouth (Talking Heads)

Sonny Moore (Skrillex)

Dax Tejera, - ooops! He didn't beat the clock to 2023.

Steve Lawrence

Polly Holiday

Linda Lavin

Diane Ladd

Celia Weston

Charo.

Michael Crawford (probably shortly after POTO closes on Broadway)

Piper Laurie

Marisa Pavan

Nancy Olson

Susan Kohner

Russ Tamblyn

Sam Smith.

I was the original Broadway production of "Mame," R162, and Misses Paige and Morgan were not.

They succeeded me in the Broadway production that was original when I was starring in it. The long line of interchangeable '"Mame" or "Dolly" replacements' cannot be considered as anything but "fit for the tourists" stage warmers, alive or dead.

I'm dead and sick of not getting my full dues. Shit. No more Miss Nicey Nice.

Carly Simon. Family members often drop very close together.

Chita and/or Rita.

Anna Netrebko. Death by suicide for singing Lucia and Turandot. Or killing herself when her beloved Putin dies.

Johnny Mathis

Dick Cavett

Robert Kraft, New England Patriots owner.

^ Murdered by an angry Chinese prostitute?

R206, you of all people should know you weren't the FIRST choice -- or not even the 2nd, 3rd or 4th choice -- for the role in the first place!

David Geffen

Abigail Breslin

Ewan McGregor

R215, After seeing the size of his boyfriend’s cock, probably from internal bleeding.

Just curious, why Abigail Breslin, r216?

Andy Dick.

Jessica Alves.

R18 Unlike you Dakota Abigail seems a bit off the rails. She drinks, smokes and has had some terrible things happen to her. That makes her so vulnerable.

[quote][R18] Unlike you Dakota Abigail seems a bit off the rails. She drinks, smokes and has had some terrible things happen to her. That makes her so vulnerable.

Can't argue with that.

Remember a few years ago when Miss George Michaels died? LOL. People acted all surprised when she looked like a blob fish for years. RIP Miss Michaels.

Lindsay Graham murdered by one of his rentboys

R223 wins the "I Wish it Were True" Award

yeah, saw the picture of Pele in hospital bed. doesn't look good.

[quote]yeah, saw the picture of Pele in hospital bed. doesn't look good.

My head is ready for that crown.👑

[R112] You can save yourself a return trip if you grab Trump while you’re picking up Kissinger and Cheney.

Just trying to be helpful.

Sean Penn

Madonna - and it wouldn't surprise me to read those headlines with her behavior these days.

Former Pope Benedict - I'm calling it as the first death on New Year's Day !

(He better not die before then!)

When it’s made public that a famous person is very ill, he or she often dies within 24-72 hours. I think that’ll be the case with Pope Benedict, R230.

Anybody that is posting someone under 70 years old, should be required to add why and/or how

Picking anyone over 70, and especially those in 80s or 90s are easy picks

Robert Wagner Shirley Bassey Barry Humphries David Attenborough

Shirley Jones

Val Kilmer

Ryan O'Neal

Volodymyr Zelensky with any fucking luck.

Mr Bean

r238 do you mean Rowan Atkinson (who is pretty sprightly at 68 or whatever his age is) Mr Bean is a fictional character like Greta Thurnburg

R237 = Vladimir Putin or Donald Trump Jr.

Yes, Rowan Atkins (Mr Bean).

Who will be the first celeb death of 2023?

R242 My pick is Marion Ross

John Fetterman will have a fatal stroke.

Hope this isn't the first.

^ Hopefully his "roommate" is taking care of him

Donald Sutherland

Gena Rowlands

Jeremy Renner

Martina Navratilova

Martina’s cancers are stage one. Hope to have her around for decades to come.

Do you think "snowplow incident" is code for OD'ing from blow?

Tina Turner

Elton John

Joe Biden

Owen Wilson

Lidia Bastianich

Eric Roberts

and Andy Cohen, in a "snowplow incident".

Carly Simon - she looks bad all of a sudden

[Quote]Anybody that is posting someone under 70 years old, should be required to add why and/or how

Because people way under 70 years old are dropping like flies.

Stephen Boss 40

^ He died in 2022, it was already discussed here

[Quote]Anybody that is posting someone under 70 years old, should be required to add why and/or how

I know R257 I was pointing out that many celebrities under the age of 70 have been dropping like flies R255 R256 Age isn't always a predictor{though being in the music industry seems to be a factor}. More recent examples⬇️

Takeoff 28

Aaron Carter 34

Coolio 59

Irene Cara 63

Tom Parker 33

Gangsta Boo

[quote] Barbara Walters 2/18/2022

r4 Damn

Oh, I was going to claim dibs on Martina Navratilova, but I was blocked from posting for a day (for what reason, I don't even know).

Linda Rondstadt

Jimmy Carter

Frankie Valli

Vivian Vance

Ted Danson

R266 is Whoopi

RIP Adam Rich

Alex Jones

Kurt Loder

Iggy Pop

Ina Garten

Henry Kissinger

Amanda Bynes

Someone from Glee

Someone from Celebrity Rehab

"Diamond" from Diamond and Silk

Loretta Swit went radio silent on social media in November. She was pretty active on Twitter and Instagram.

RIP Jeff Beck and Tatjana Patitz

R271 I had absolutely no idea who Diamond and Silk were. My mom, who watches a steady stream of right-wing news programming called me up to ask if I had heard the news. I replied “who in the fuck is that”?

R274, consider yourself lucky. They were so far to the right that even Fox News banned them (for anti-vaxx shit)

The Grim Reaper ain't messing around in 2023. The year just barely began and already so many deaths, young and old.

Renee Taylor.

Dan Aykroyd

Jeff Beck, Tatjana Patitz, and Lisa Marie completes the set

[Quote] Anybody that is posting someone under 70 years old, should be required to add why and/or how

Why? Shit happens: Adam Rich, Silk, Lisa Marie

Jane Fonda

Liza Mary Presly has died. RPI Liza Mary. Gone to soon.

Trump

Daniel Radcliffe (I hope not but I've got a bad feeling).

I've got that feeling about the very lovely Goldie Hawn R284. So Goldie Hawn on this list.

Wendy the Retard and High Pitch Erik.

Andy Dick

R287 his ass is similar to a cockroach. He’ll survive.

Robert Duvall

Chris Walken

Now Robbie Bachman, co-founder of Bachman-Turner Overdrive

Wish it had been Michele or Marcus Bachmann

Britney Spears

We can only hope r292. PRAY Madonna goes too.

Carly Simon

Madonna

Shannon Doherty

Andy Dick

Chevy Chase

I have noticed that the media seem to be hinting *something* about Jack Nicholson with stories about how reclusive he's been.

He's already dead R295.

No, not already dead, that would be too big news. But he is 85 so it probably means that he's in poor health.

Debbie Reynolds was already on life support when Carrie died, so they just pulled the plug and made it seem like a divine coincidence.

Corpse aka Dionne Warwick

How do people think Lisa Marie Presley died? “Natural” heart attack? Her father died of a heart attack at 42.

RIP Gina Lollobrigida

Elke Sommer b.1940

1 point for R67.

R298, That is a ridiculously false statement.

George Santos will die of third degree burns and smoke inhalation while bravely rescuing a busload of special needs children from a fiery highway collision, and he’ll never stop bragging about it.

Julie Newmar

Assy

Jane Seymour dies which leads to a huge Somewhere in Time fan convention on Mackinac Island and as a result the fans overcrowd the island causing riots and looting of fudge shops.

Lacey Chabert

Charisma Carpenter

Jason Behr

Marie Osmond

LaToya Jackson

Danny Bonaduce

Eve Plumb

Barbara Barrie

Larry Luckinbill

[quote]Jason Behr

Jason Behr is too hot to die.

Some ematiated waif model with a huge head and dirty hair, and wide eyes with a dour look on her face, covered in tats - but has appeared on dozens of magazine covers at the age of 23. No one has ever heard of her, but everyone will intend to donate to her Go Fund Me page, so her parents can fly her body home to Texas from the Netherlands, where she was found dead at a bus stop. Her official cause of death will be 'heart disease'.

Adam Rich, Lance Kerwin, Cindy Williams...what 70s tv star is next?

[quote]Amanda Bynes

Another vote for Amanda Bynes.

R315 I would say Marion Ross.

R317, DL has been predicting Marion Ross for years now.

John Lithgow

Julian Sands?

R315, Earl Holliman

[quote]Adam Rich, Lance Kerwin, Cindy Williams...what 70s tv star is next?

Leif Garrett.

[Quote]DL has been predicting Marion Ross for years now.

Hope springs eternal

R315- Alan Alda

Loretta Swit

Marilu Henner

Sally Struthers

Lee Majors

John Amos

Peter Bonerz

Police Woman Twofer - Earl Holliman and Angie Dickinson

R325, Let’s go for the trifecta, Charles Dierkop is 86.

I won't start a thread on it, but Ryan O'Neal's younger brother Kevin just died. It said he had a role in "Love Story".

William Daniels

Bonnie Bartlett

Raquel Welch.

R327, Natural causes at 77?

Jim Carrey.

Why Jim Carrey?

Charles Kimbrough, who played Jim Dial in "Murphy Brown" has died.

He was married to Beth Howland ^

I miss Beth Howland

Robert Blake

Blake can't die soon enough

[quote]Why Jim Carrey?

Because comedians die.

And Jim has a history of depression.

R339, Wasn’t he sued by the family of a former girlfriend who committed suicide?

Yes, he was, r340.

Austin Pendleton

Gene Hackman.

R42- Her sister Ricki Lake would be so sad 😭 if that happened.

Beyonce, plane crash.

R345, Several mangled Grammys will be found among the wreckage.

If God kills Beyonce, it's because he's racist!

Barbara Eden

Someone from Abba.

A good way to predict is to see what celebrities used to post all the time on social media and have now all but stopped.

I vote Marilu Henner.

Mitzi Gaynor

King Charles.

Loni Anderson

Candy Spelling.

Marilu Henner takes good care of herself.

Chi Chi LaRue

R352 = Prince William

Wynonna Judd.

Boris Johnson

Cherie Blair

Angie and Anne. Altovise has already passed

Sophia Loren.

Ghislaine Maxwell.

Yoko Ono

Joanne Woodward

Leslie Uggams

R364, is God finally coming after her for this performance?

Clint Eastwood

Ursula Andress

Claire Bloom

Kathleen Turner

R355 and those are always the people who end up dying!

R368, How true.

Celine Dion, sadly. 😥

R101 wins with Burt Bacharach

[quote]Britney Spears Sharon Osbourne Bruce Willis.

If I ever have a daughter, that's her name right there!

JoJo Siwa, glitter overdose.

Brandy

Ray J

Jon Hamm

John Goodman. He's lost a lot of weight, but still doesn't look good.

R375-Neither does Billy Gardell.

Corpse

R375, Neither does Al Roker.

Tina Charles

Tina Small

Tina Louise

Pro-wrestler Jon Moxley is a new father, a recent millionaire, fresh out the ‘hab...and right back to slitting himself open with rusty razors on live television. And it’s not even the first and only time of late.

We all hoped by now he’d grow out of this and every other risky manoeuvre, and find some better way to soothe his trauma (and internalised homophobia), but at 37 years old it seems like there’s not going to be any significant positive change in the way he treats himself or his career.

He’s sometimes called the ‘Prince of the Deathmatch’. Perhaps in actuality, he just wants to die.

R367 you take that back!

We can’t lose any more dames & broads, they’re dying out.

Chesty Morgan

Marla Gibbs

Dan Rather

Bill Clinton

Katherine Jackson

Dianne Feinstein

John Fetterman

He's fine!

Robert Wagner .

Robert Wagner is 93 today.

Perfect day to die, r387!

Mary Vivian Pearce

Another old football (soccer) icon. We lost Pele last year, though, and it’s hard to top that.

Perhaps the Devil will finally come to collect his due from SAF? Or is the booze keeping him pickled and preserved? He’s had a few health scares over the last several years..

Eva Marie Saint

Jane Fonda

Chevy Chase

Brian DePalma

Sir Alex can fuck off and die.

You queens are slacking off.

Nobody predicted Carlos Saura or Hugh Hudson.

Ozzy Osbourne

Rita Moreno

R393 nobody cared

Rosie O’Donnell

Cliff Richard

David Essex

Adam Ant

R393, there have been a lot of deaths from 'Chariots of Fire' the last few years. Ben Cross died a few years ago, and then Ian Holm, and now director Hugh Hudson.

R398 And Brad Davis & Ian Charleson decades earlier. And you forget Vangelis.

I suppose David Puttnam the producer should be on this list. He is about the only person left.

R399, you are right that I forgot about Vangelis. He just died within the last year or two. I was thinking of how many recent deaths there had been from the film -- the others were quite some time ago.

The enchanting, ethereal Miss Tina Louise turns 89 today.

Shannen Doherty.

Am not necessarily wishing death or obscurity on the man, but if I have to see another National Theatre production vanity-casting with Ian McKellen in the lead....

Brad Davis and Ian Charleson both died young of complications from AIDS. I never suspected Ian was gay until a dancer friend from told me about a torrid affair he had with him while doing a major musical in London.

Joy Behar.

Whoopi Goldberg

What happened with that Go Fund Me for Frederick Forrest? Is he dead yet?

I was going to put down Cody Longo weeks ago, but I forgot.

Mindy Potempkin

Angie Dickinson, in grief over the death of ex Burt Bacharach, the father of her only child, now also deceased.

Joan Collins, I feel it coming.

I saw her interviewed recently and Joan seems to be in pretty good shape for her age

R412, She turns 90 in May . . . anything could happen.

Elton John.

I hope it's not Tina Turner, I just watched a documentary about her and I decided that I love her more than I used to.

R415 in which room is your wall clock hanging?

One of the members of Silver Convention.

Joy Behar is 80, just saying...

R418, And she’s cut back to working only four days a week.

Joan Baez

Françoise Hardy

Jane Birkin

Spike Lee

Michel Deville

Bert I. Gordon

Frederick Wiseman

William Friedkin

Who called Raquel Welch?

R422 R329

Well, we know Raquel didn't drown.

Dunaway is next.

No, R425--Raquel.

Rex Reed

Clint Eastwood

Female celebrities seem to be dropping dead younger on average then the men as of late, by the by.

R425 I think so too.

Warren Beatty will probably throw her under a bus again except this time Faye won't survive.

R425 she’s loved quite a long life already if her hard drug habit was a bad as people say on here.

Roseanne Barr.

Polly Holliday.

Edie McClurg.

[quote]Why Jim Carrey?

Yeah, why me? I'm vaccinated. Sure, I became autistic, but so what?

r422 Me!

Chrissy Metz .

Michael Caine

Michael Lerner

Michael York

David Paymer

Billy Dee Williams

Gina, Raquel, now Stella Stevens.....who will be the next vintage sex symbol to die? Has anyone checked on Ann-Margret?

Next will be a foreign born beauty like Brigitte Bardot or Claudia Cardinale or Elke Sommer.

Andy Dick

R439, If I were 91 year old Angie Dickinson, I’d be very nervous.

Robert Wagner turned 93 last week.

Gena Rowlands r439 ? Or maybe Linda Evans or Liza Minnelli?

Or alternatively r439 Maybe the grim reaper will go for some male Hollywood stars now? Gene Hackman, Clint Eastwood, Lee Majors or Robert?

Lee Majors will meet his ex-bf, Rock Hudson, in heaven

R444, I didn't know Linda Evans was still around

R443 I bet he makes it NEAR OR PAST 100 yrs old.

Wagner seems pretty fit for his age

Hasn’t Teri Garr had one foot in the grave for 15 years? Whatever life she still has must be hell.

Jack N.

Dyan Cannon

Yoko, today, on her 90th birthday.

Elliot Gould

Valerie Perrine

How is Leslie Caron doing?

Fernanda Montenegro, and yes, she deserved Goopy's Oscar.

R454 I haven’t even seen many of Elliot Gould’s movies, but that one would really sadden me. I hope he has a bit more to go.

I'd like to add George Chakiris please.

I just watched 633 squadron, with DL fave Harry Andrews, and I realised he was still alive.

Billy Crystal

Richard Chamberlain turns 89 in a few weeks.

Jimmy Carter has entered home hospice care

I wonder if Carter will decline a major DC funeral and have a low key service in Georgia instead.

Truman made it clear before he died that there was to be no DC funeral or lying in state in the Capitol Rotunda or burial at Arlington.

His service and burial took place in Missouri.

Richard Gere

Connie Selleca

R455 I'm doing fine darling. Thanks for asking.

It looks Tom Sizemore might be next.

R466, Karma.

More karma.

Sizemore sounds like a real piece of shit

Richard Belzer just croaked.

How is Anita Bryant doing these days?

Robert Duval

Mario Andretti

Christ, I hope so, R171. Bitch is a Trumper.

R421 Scores a win!

Michelle Deville passed away the other day (Feb 16)

Barbara Bosson, from Hills Street Blues, just died

R476 no she didn’t just die. It’s been days now.

So did Hayden Panettiere’s younger brother, Janson, he wasn’t a celebrity, but did some acting as a kid. He was 28.

Coincidentally, I was thinking a male, former child star was going to die soon and was going to add him here. Not someone super famous, but more of a character actor, like Adam Wylie or Billy L. Sullivan. I guess this kid counts.

I'm sure you guys never heard of her, but, Rita Lee. Sad last days.😭

R479, Would that be Ruta Lee?

I was expecting that question, r480. No, it is really Rita Lee.

Rita:

Rita is cool:

The more forbidden

The more makes sense the contravention

Make legal what is illegal

Disclaim the lack of education

Pregnancy versus abortion

Who wants to be born in the Dead Sea?

Who wants to die before be born?

Thanks, no

Thanks, no

Thanks, no

Thanks, no…

Put what is not useful away from the wheat

Put Machiavelli away from your friend

Gay marriage besides an option

It’s a population control

The military dictatorship is gone

Scythe and hammer won’t work anymore

To serve the army only if the one of salvation

Thanks, no

Thanks, no

Thanks, no

Thanks, no…

Tchu ru ru…

Say ‘no’ to the drugs

— But be polite, say “No, thanks”

— Why whisky is okay and isn’t Cannabis2?

— Be careful with the cops

— Be careful with the thieves

Don’t be doomed on voting in con artists

Thanks, no

Thanks, no

Thanks, no

Thanks, no…

Tchu ru ru…

Thanks, no

Thanks, no

Thanks, no.

Martin Scorsese

Nick Nolte after seeing the latest episode of Poker Face.

Ricou Browning (the Gill-Man from Creature From the Black Lagoon) has died

Frankie Valli

A politician under 60 will die unexpectedly.

R488 here hit submit too soon. My prediction is the death will be related to a secret illness.

"A politician under 60 will die unexpectedly."

Please, God, let this be Matt Gaetz or Marjorie Taylor Greene!

Tom Conti

Reba.

Max Gail, who's suddenly everywhere on social media.

Clive Davis is older than dirt, and doesn't seem nearly as spry as he once was when he was 102 (approximately.)

Damn. Wayne Shorter died. Legendary jazz saxophonist.

Judy Davis

Tom Sizemore finally kicked the bucket.

Anthony Albanese

^ I thought of that too, months ago after the election, and I have no idea why. It just popped into my head. The 4th Australian Prime Minister to die in office. He just turned 60 on March 2nd and appears in good health...?

How is Corpse doing, health wise?

Deeda Blair

Corpse Warwick

How is Go Fund Me poster child Frederick Forrest doing ?

Still a vegetable!

NYCB's Peter Martin's

John Mellancamp

Ricky Schroder

A Supreme Court Justice

R421 Is doing really. First Michel Deville the other week and now Bert I. Gordon a few days ago.

William Friedkin & Frederick Wiseman should be taking extra case.

Catherine Deneuve & Jan Barkin are both very much of the 'sad last days'.

I have heard from reliable sources that neither will last out the year.

Jamie Lee Curtis is she doesn't win that Oscar.

Donald Trump. I can hope.

[quote]A Supreme Court Justice

Hopefully one of the Republican ones.

Who had Chaim Topol on their ballot?

Charlie Rose

R511 . . .

“In Patti LuPone’s autobiography, there’s a diatribe against the Israeli actor Chaim Topol, whom she describes as “obnoxious, unprofessional, and verbally and physically abusive” ...“

did you see recent pics of gene heckman? he's over 90 and still driving himself. he looked so skinny but seems healthy enough and was tending to his garden!

That guy from Friends, the fat one.

Robert Blake, come on down

Joanne, where the hell are you?

R366 Scored a win with Robert Blake.

r518 Robert Blake is not named in that post?

Anyone I think another big name sex goddess who keeps her health mostly private like Raquel Welch did will die this year.Sophia Loren or even maybe Joan Collins who is 90 in May.

R519 Sorry, I made a mistake. It was R336.

[quote]—I'm a drunk.

Join the club!

Amanda Bynes.

Who had Harry Belafonte?

R523-I think Rita Moreno had him.

I think Gene Hackman is circling the drain, and so is Robert Duval. Clint Eastwood. Maybe Steve Bannon and Roger Stone die of food poisoning. Or drug overdoses.

The good die young so Roger Stone and Steve Bannon will live forever

Duvall may be closer than we think, but Hackman and Eastwood seem to be doing ok. I wonder about Jon Voight, Jamie Foxx, Woody Allen, and Nicholson.

JFC, why aren't celebrities dying?

The Jamie Foxx situation is worrisome. He's comparatively young, appears fit and energetic, and boom, he's in the hospital. Now I cannot believe he has been in the hospital for as long as it appears. Because it has been going on for a while.Shooting a movie in Atlanta, and boom. So I have to wonder if he had a stroke or open heart surgery or WTF. Atlanta has some good hospital systems. Best is Emory, then Piedmont, then Northside Hospital. I have to wonder because it would seem to me that if Jamie were truly ill they'd want to stabelize him and send him to his home base in L.A. to see his regular physician. OTOH, if he is not sick why so long in the hospital? And there have to be legal considerations with the movie he was shooting. I saw pictures of Cameron Diaz in France for a wedding a few days ago, and she was in ATL making the movie with Jamie.

Jerry Springer

Harry Belafonte, Jerry Springer....who will be the third death?

R531, Henry Kissinger, who will die before his 100th birthday on May 27th.

Not Tom Conti!

Susan Anton.

Why Judy Davis? She seems like one of those wiry cranky broads that will be around forever.

Chuck Grassley. Mitch McConnell. Diane Feinstein. Rupert Murdoch. Steve Bannon, from flesh eating bacteria. Roger Stone has a massive stroke. He doesn't die, instead he turns into a vegetable. Donald Trump who gets pushed down a two story escalator by Melania, whose "foot slipped."

Bruce Dern

Newhart is next.

R538, Or Steve Lawrence.

Steve Lawrence is still around?

Richard Dreyfuss looked like he was at death’s door on “The View” this morning.

Jamie Foxx

Yes, R540. Though I believe he has some pretty serious dementia.

Could be any day . . .

R544 Should've happened 50 years ago.

After watching the coronation yesterday, Charles III.

Evil lives forever

I mentioned Brazilian singer Rita Lee up-thread.

She died today.

R548 I don't know her.

You'd have to be in Brazil to know her, Mimi!🥲

R548, Not to be confused with . . .

......

Celion Dionne

“Celion Dionne“

Oh my fucking dear!

Valerie Perrine.

Ruta Lee.

Lola Falana

Joey Heatherton

Donna Danton

Chris Noel

Valerie Perrine has great tits

Phil Donahue

Somebody from ELO.

ELO is a death factory. Like Glee.

R559 - I’ll cry - for real.

2023 Celebrity Death Poo.

Which celebrity will poo in 2023?

Poo Shoes

I don't eat, therefore I don't poo.

Joyce Bulifant

Miss Marmelstein

Bernie Kopell

I think Bernie Kopell, 90 next month, and Barbara Feldon, 90 this past March, are the sole surviving cast members of Get Smart.

What about Dawn Adams?

Don Adams died in 2005 at 82. I think the last cast member who died was Dick Gautier (Hymie) in 2017. He was 85.

R569, What keeps creator Mel Brooks alive?

Harry Wayne Casey (aka KC of KC And The Sunshine Band)

Bowser of Sha Na Na

Bob Rogers

Betty White, Shirley she must b gettin' up there.

Alec Baldwin (whilst mounting his 'Spanish' wife).

Mary Badham & her brother John Badham at a mass shooting in a fancy restaurant.

R455 I'm doing wonderfully darling. Thank you so much for asking. Love, kisses and hugs.

Michael Craig

Billy Crystall

Dyan Canon

Joe Namath

[quote]Betty White, Shirley she must b gettin' up there.

You only die twice.

R581 or thrice.

Fran Tarkenton

Michael Caine. And I will truly mourn him.

Gene Hackman

Clint Eastwood (Please?)

Henry Kissinger turns 100 next Saturday.

R585 Which just goes to show that evil lives forever and the good die young.

UK actor Ray Stevenson has died, per TMZ.

David McCallum

[quote]David McCallum

NOOOOOOO, why would you say such a thing? (other than the fact that he's old)

Did anyone have Tina?

Kenneth Anger, Tina....who will be the third?

Foxx.

R591, Henry Kissinger

r591 Hal Linden? Tony Bennett? Joanne Woodward? Yoko Ono?

Eva Marie Saint will turn 99 on July 4th.

Born on the Fourth of July!

[quote]Eva Marie Saint will turn 99 on July 4th.

Or will she? 🤔

Roseanne.

Suicide.

^ We can only hope

R599 = Sara Gilbert