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Interesting missing persons case: Michigan mother of 8 missing

Get on the case DL sleuths

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by Anonymousreply 82February 8, 2023 10:45 PM

The police haven't said where she was going or where her kids think she might have gone.

No mention of marital status or roommates.

There is no other mention of other adults in the house at the time she left. No mention of who else whe worked with or talked to that day. I assume an older teen kid was watching the young siblings.

Sherri Papini all over again? Something involving drugs?

by Anonymousreply 1December 16, 2022 11:24 PM

She looks like the Family Dollar version of Lauren Boebert, so I'm sure there's some trashiness involved in her disappearance.

by Anonymousreply 2December 16, 2022 11:25 PM

8 kids? She ran away from home.

by Anonymousreply 3December 16, 2022 11:28 PM

[quote]She looks like the Family Dollar version of Lauren Boebert

That's not just a low bar, the bar is buried a couple of feet in the ground

by Anonymousreply 4December 16, 2022 11:35 PM

[quote] She looks like the Family Dollar version of Lauren Boebert, so I'm sure there's some trashiness involved in her disappearance.

Boebert IS Family Dollar.

by Anonymousreply 5December 16, 2022 11:37 PM

[quote]She looks like the Family Dollar version of Lauren Boebert, so I'm sure there's some trashiness involved in her disappearance.

Well, maybe she's involved in some right wing Michigan militia.

by Anonymousreply 6December 16, 2022 11:41 PM

#6 is correct: They are planning to dump Michael Moore in the middle of Lake Erie.

by Anonymousreply 7December 16, 2022 11:44 PM

“There’s a lot of detail we’re not going to be able to go into,” Sheriff Richard Fuller said.

Is she currently married? Does she have an Internet boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 8December 16, 2022 11:57 PM

She went for web dick. Lord, won't they never learn.

by Anonymousreply 9December 17, 2022 12:01 AM

Start questioning the 8 dads. It’s always a partner that did it.

by Anonymousreply 10December 17, 2022 12:04 AM

[Quote] Kelley is described as 5’10”, 130 pounds with long blonde hair…

…and has a clown car for a vagina.

by Anonymousreply 11December 17, 2022 12:07 AM

If there's ever a Dateline or 20/20 episode on this, I imagine the narrator or one of the friends being interviewed will say something along the lines of "She really loved kids and enjoyed having a big family" blah blah.

by Anonymousreply 12December 17, 2022 12:10 AM

She either ran away from her eight kids or she went for baby-daddy number nine and got herself killed.

Either way, this is hardly a tragic or even slightly interesting loss to mankind.

by Anonymousreply 13December 17, 2022 12:14 AM

Her uterus murdered her but will get off claiming self defense.

by Anonymousreply 14December 17, 2022 12:15 AM

Her cousins are running a Gofundme to give the 8 kids Christmas (their words).

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by Anonymousreply 15December 17, 2022 12:17 AM

[quote]Kelley is the mother of eight children, according to a GoFundMe. Her family is trying to raise money to help provide her kids a Christmas [italic]while she’s missing.[/italic]

It's good to be optimistic but the [italic]while[/italic] in "while she's missing" seems like such an odd thing to say, the wording makes it sound like she's merely taking some "me time" and will be home soon.

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by Anonymousreply 16December 17, 2022 2:35 AM

Why does she have so many kids? She’s tall, slim, blonde and has a nice face - I’m squinting while looking at her pics to imagine her with different styling and hair/makeup.

by Anonymousreply 17December 17, 2022 2:46 AM

Is she truly missing or is she running around with hoodlums? Or is she going to pull a Sherry Papini?

by Anonymousreply 18December 18, 2022 2:59 AM

8 kids? How many baby dads?

by Anonymousreply 19December 18, 2022 3:42 AM

Not much of an update on the clown car mom. The cops will probably have some press conference in the next week. In these pics she looks more white trash. The Michigan doctor who was discovered under the pond was also a fug and the infamous Crumbly family is hideous as fuck. Are there any people in Michigan who don't look like white trash or fatty Michael Moore types?

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by Anonymousreply 20December 31, 2022 3:53 AM

She probably just came to her senses one morning and fled.

by Anonymousreply 21December 31, 2022 4:11 AM

Why would you have all those kids?

by Anonymousreply 22December 31, 2022 4:21 AM

This has Ted Bundt’s fingerprints all over it.

by Anonymousreply 23December 31, 2022 4:29 AM

There must have been blood in the car.

by Anonymousreply 24December 31, 2022 4:30 AM

R20 Don’t forget me.

by Anonymousreply 25December 31, 2022 5:06 AM

8 kids? Probably natural causes.

by Anonymousreply 26December 31, 2022 5:13 AM

She's bizarro Aimee Mann

by Anonymousreply 27December 31, 2022 5:13 AM

Poor man's Adrianna La cerva

by Anonymousreply 28December 31, 2022 5:17 AM


Keep that flame alive!

by Anonymousreply 29December 31, 2022 5:19 AM

WTF is up with people having so many fucking kids they obviously can’t afford (especially when the world is already overrun with humans)?!

Years ago I had [italic]one[/italic] kid, was in excruciating induced labour (they also have to fist you for that)… If you’ve ever had gallstones, that’s the level of pain we’re talking about, only for twelve hours straight. For pain relief there was only ineffective nitrous oxide (that the useless baby daddy huffed and thankfully passed out from, giving me a bit of respite from his fucking useless bullshit), followed later by a catheter inserted into my spine, followed by more fisting, followed by an emergency c-section - and they only let you have teaspoons of fucking ice chips once in a while, even when you’re dying of thirst.

0/10 [bold]would not recommend[/bold] - yet these people do it [italic]again and again[/italic]. WHY?! Fuck that shit!

by Anonymousreply 30December 31, 2022 5:23 AM

I think you mean "female and a frau."

by Anonymousreply 31December 31, 2022 5:25 AM

Naw, R31, I’m really not. I just don’t understand why someone would want to go through that eight times, let alone raise eight fucking kids, and was trying to convey how painful and traumatic it is - that’s all.

by Anonymousreply 32December 31, 2022 5:31 AM

R32 I’ve heard similar things about childbirth. It’s creepy in her Facebook picture she looks unrecognizable. She’s probably a meth addict. Drug addicts seem to just randomly spit out babies

by Anonymousreply 33December 31, 2022 5:45 AM

[quote]R11 Kelley is described as 5’10”, 130 pounds

Maybe she dropped dead from hunger?

by Anonymousreply 34December 31, 2022 5:45 AM

[quote]No explanation for disappearance of Portage mom of 8

Eight kids seems like a good explanation.

by Anonymousreply 35December 31, 2022 5:47 AM

At first I thought, "She's run off to start another life." But this new evidence indicating violence sounds like she pissed somebody off involving money (drugs, prostitution, baby daddy).

by Anonymousreply 36December 31, 2022 5:48 AM

Hopefully a hot guy is involved

by Anonymousreply 37December 31, 2022 5:49 AM

R25 lol I forgot that Madge was from Michigan. I remember weirdo Judy Greer is from Michigan. Too bad Greer is too old to play Heather in the inevitable Lifetime movie.

by Anonymousreply 38December 31, 2022 5:54 AM

Her siblings are all looking for her. You can read some of their posts on Facebook

by Anonymousreply 39December 31, 2022 5:54 AM

It’s weird it looks like her sister and cousin are just starting their search and they all live in the area

by Anonymousreply 40December 31, 2022 5:58 AM

Heather loves cum!

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by Anonymousreply 41December 31, 2022 7:50 AM

Condolences to any baby daddies and multiple brats in this time of woe. 8 Kids? Gimme a break!!

by Anonymousreply 42December 31, 2022 7:52 AM

She's in a hotel room in Florida with some 28 year old drug dealer. She's dyed her hair green and cut it short. Later she and the boyfriend will meet a friend of a friend who can get her fake IDs and a birth certificate. A few more days and she'll officially be Stacey DuPree, childless, carefree party girl.

by Anonymousreply 43December 31, 2022 2:11 PM

The likes of her (and her baby daddies) having reproduced 8 times is why the future is doomed. Meanwhile people with advanced degrees wait until they’re 40 and have one or two, and a good percentage of those may be autistic.

by Anonymousreply 44December 31, 2022 2:23 PM

Is her town of Portage pronounced like porridge or por-TAHJ, I wonder. I hope it’s the fancier way.

by Anonymousreply 45December 31, 2022 3:01 PM

8 fucking kids?!

It must sound like a round of applause when she walks down the street.

by Anonymousreply 46December 31, 2022 3:02 PM

R45, it depends on how pretentious one is.

by Anonymousreply 47December 31, 2022 3:02 PM

I think it’s Por-Tahj, like the Kia Spor-Tahj automobile. At least that’s how I would pronounce it.

by Anonymousreply 48December 31, 2022 3:34 PM

Kia Spor-Tahj?

That’s pure gutter trash. Both the owners and those who pronounce it like that.

by Anonymousreply 49December 31, 2022 3:39 PM

Gutter trash? Gee thanks. That’s a little insulting. Anyway I’m off to Tar-zhay in my Spor-tahj.

by Anonymousreply 50December 31, 2022 3:48 PM

You know I’m only funnin ya, r50.

by Anonymousreply 51December 31, 2022 4:03 PM

I'll guarantee you that the Fraus at Websleuth are trying desperately to connect the Idaho killer to this crime. "Was he in Michigan at that time?"

by Anonymousreply 52December 31, 2022 4:25 PM

Her womb gave out and said no more!

by Anonymousreply 53December 31, 2022 4:42 PM

One positive - she's still pretty slender for having eight kids. Maybe she ran off to the big city for a modeling career.

by Anonymousreply 54December 31, 2022 5:38 PM

R54 - Meth is usually pretty good for keeping one's appetite in check.

by Anonymousreply 55December 31, 2022 6:17 PM

Really, now?


by Anonymousreply 56December 31, 2022 6:23 PM

So far the Websleuths thread on this case is mostly sane. One person posted something that maybe she was working as a sex worker because of the 8 kids and it being holiday season lol. They posted a video link to an interview with the paternal grandfather of the kids. He says he's the grandfather of 8 kids and that his son and Heather never married, but were together for 15 years and then separated two years ago. He mentions being estranged from his son.

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by Anonymousreply 57December 31, 2022 7:12 PM

Found her!

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by Anonymousreply 58December 31, 2022 7:23 PM

Are all the kids from one guy. That would be amazing.

by Anonymousreply 59December 31, 2022 7:56 PM

8 kids???

Her poor hoo-haw must have been suicidal.

by Anonymousreply 60December 31, 2022 8:08 PM

So, the grandfather says his son fathered all 8 kids and that "his son and Heather never married, but were together for 15 years and then separated two years ago." The GFather is estranged from his son."

Imagine the child support payments for 8 kids!

by Anonymousreply 61December 31, 2022 8:11 PM

8 pint sized harlots in a duffel bag.

by Anonymousreply 62December 31, 2022 8:47 PM

DL doesn't care about some white trash chick with fried hair

by Anonymousreply 63December 31, 2022 9:26 PM

DL kind of does.

by Anonymousreply 64December 31, 2022 10:34 PM

I was bored and on edibles last night and I creeped her family on Facebook. They are a trashy bunch and it seems like disappearing and psychosis is a common place thing for them. It doesn’t look like anyone has been gone this long before.

by Anonymousreply 65December 31, 2022 11:37 PM

You make it sound eerie R65.

I get a Soft White Underbelly vibe from her.

by Anonymousreply 66January 1, 2023 12:01 AM

If she didn’t disappear herself it was probably the baby daddy

by Anonymousreply 67January 1, 2023 6:56 AM

What's with the trashy blondes lately?

by Anonymousreply 68January 1, 2023 7:02 AM

I think she's responsible for her disappearance, not someone else.

by Anonymousreply 69January 1, 2023 5:45 PM

If I had eight kids I'd disappear too.

by Anonymousreply 70January 1, 2023 5:47 PM

I'm an elder and don't do much social media and I always get heebee jeebies when I see women with makeup piled on in selfies especially if filters are involved. Like they are putting themselves up for sale or something. I find it unsavory and possibly dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 71January 1, 2023 5:58 PM

R44, hardly anyone is having 8 kids anymore

by Anonymousreply 72January 1, 2023 6:02 PM

That’s because most people have cable tv nowadays.

by Anonymousreply 73January 2, 2023 3:24 PM

Heather's brother and sister-in-law took in the kids and another GoFundMe is up along with an Amazon registry.

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by Anonymousreply 74January 26, 2023 3:21 PM

If there's just one babydaddy, look at him. Maybe wanted to be rid of the responsibility and the need to pay 8 kids worth of child support.

Because he isn't the one looking after his own 8 kids, other relatives are.

by Anonymousreply 75January 26, 2023 4:03 PM

It is one baby daddy. It’s weird the kids aren’t with him

by Anonymousreply 76January 26, 2023 4:26 PM

The baby daddy would could have MORE responsibility. The people caring for the kids can still go after him for child support.

by Anonymousreply 77January 26, 2023 4:59 PM

Latest update.

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by Anonymousreply 79February 8, 2023 10:22 PM

This is why you don’t do meth

by Anonymousreply 80February 8, 2023 10:41 PM

Two months to declare it a homicide after her car was found burning and she didn't show up after a 10pm call to her kids saying she was going to be home shortly? Great job, Lou!

by Anonymousreply 81February 8, 2023 10:42 PM

Her eyes make me think she does play for pay through internet. Her eyes say she has a life the kids just don’t know about.

by Anonymousreply 82February 8, 2023 10:45 PM
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