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Paula Deen at Mar-a-Lago, y'all!

Someone hit this bitch in the face with a frozen ham again.

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by Anonymousreply 99October 19, 2024 7:04 AM

she's a cunt

by Anonymousreply 1December 16, 2022 2:38 PM

They told her there was gonna be butter & booze

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by Anonymousreply 2December 16, 2022 2:47 PM

I like her but I hope she doesn't support Trump!

by Anonymousreply 3December 16, 2022 2:59 PM

r3 why else would she be there? I hope she chokes on a stick of butter.

by Anonymousreply 4December 16, 2022 3:08 PM

We already knew she was a bigot.

by Anonymousreply 5December 16, 2022 3:10 PM

This is so predictable; they both can whine about "cancel culture" and how they've been unfairly persecuted by the libs. She's an old woman who presumably has sufficient funding to live out her days in comfort, but she's desperate for relevancy & attention that there is nothing she won't stoop to to get it. It's pathetic as much as anything.

by Anonymousreply 6December 16, 2022 3:18 PM

DIE ALREADY

by Anonymousreply 7December 16, 2022 3:28 PM

R5 “It was a different time I was scared! I didn’t know that was a bad word, we used it around the house all the time!” 🤡

by Anonymousreply 8December 16, 2022 3:29 PM

You all canceled her, where else was she supposed to go… the Humanitarian Gala with Harry & Meghan?

by Anonymousreply 9December 16, 2022 3:40 PM

I fucking hate that smug look on Lara's face. Like "suck it liberals." Sad too since Paula has her gay son Bobby.

by Anonymousreply 10December 16, 2022 3:45 PM

It's like the plot of the 'The Fly', if Paula Deen had entered the portal with Sally Jessy Raphael.

by Anonymousreply 11December 16, 2022 4:38 PM

Didn't she try to convince us she wasn't racist? Hmmmm....

by Anonymousreply 12December 16, 2022 4:50 PM

She's still alive? Her arteries aren't sealed shut?

by Anonymousreply 13December 16, 2022 4:54 PM

SHE'S GOT DRY EYES Y'ALL

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by Anonymousreply 14December 16, 2022 4:56 PM

That's not Paula Deen.

Someone put a cheap wig and blue glasses on Lindsey Graham.

by Anonymousreply 15December 16, 2022 6:14 PM

Did she ever dry out? Trump doesn't like drunks.

by Anonymousreply 16December 16, 2022 6:15 PM

She’s the keynote speaker at the diversity, equity and inclusion forum.

by Anonymousreply 17December 16, 2022 6:17 PM

[quote] I like her but I hope she doesn't support Trump!

Why else would she be at Trump's house, Rose?

by Anonymousreply 18December 16, 2022 7:00 PM

Did she plan a lil antebellum plantation party for the Trumps’ holiday pleasure? Will there be costumes? Will Ivanka come as Scarlett and Steven Miller as Simon Legree?

by Anonymousreply 19December 16, 2022 7:06 PM

I think it was here on DL that showed a video of her fumbling through a simple cooking demonstration. I think she's losing her mind. Fuck her for going to Mar-a-Goo.

by Anonymousreply 20December 16, 2022 7:08 PM

And that old sow has always professed to be such a big democrat and someone who loved Jimmy Carter with all her being. Lowbrow filth.

by Anonymousreply 21December 16, 2022 7:09 PM

R21, I didn't leave the Democrats, they left me, y'all!

by Anonymousreply 22December 16, 2022 7:13 PM

R20 the video at R14 sure seems to suggest she's on something. Or was.

by Anonymousreply 23December 16, 2022 7:57 PM

Notice how it's all white people seated with her? I'm sure that was a stipulation of her attendance.

There is a conservative African American man who commented on the picture and how much he loves Paula. I so want to respond to him but I'll let him continue to be the ignorant person without comment to him.

by Anonymousreply 24December 16, 2022 7:57 PM

[quote]I fucking hate that smug look on Lara's face. Like "suck it liberals."

Well, if it’s one thing Lara knows, it’s sucking…

by Anonymousreply 25December 16, 2022 8:05 PM

I've kept a soft spot for this old broad even after the scandal, but now I'm done. Unsubscribing and blocking her YouTube channel.

by Anonymousreply 26December 16, 2022 8:11 PM

Paula has always been about the dollars. She would show up anywhere if they paid her fee. I think being broke after her divorce really effected her. For those type of people, plenty is never enough.

Lara is a good way to get into the fold because Lara was a tv person, producer for Entertainment Tonight I think, when she met Eric. She’s also from a similar area to Paula, Wilmington, NC.

by Anonymousreply 27December 16, 2022 8:20 PM

KKKunt

by Anonymousreply 28December 16, 2022 9:30 PM

I can see the appeal of wanting to hang out with an ex-president even if it in the bottom of the barrel version. And Mar-a-Lago,is sort of sumptuous if not really classy.

Paula is also one of those white middle class Southern bitchez who doesn’t give a shit what others think of her. I’ve known a few. They are ferocious.

by Anonymousreply 29December 16, 2022 9:42 PM

I thought her whole cancel debacle was way overblown.She was genuinely hurt when that black lady who had worked for her for 30+ years claimed Paula was racist to her. Thru all that I felt bad for her. Now she can fucking rot.

by Anonymousreply 30December 16, 2022 9:49 PM

How many of his digital trading cards has she bought?

by Anonymousreply 31December 16, 2022 10:02 PM

She makes my skin crawl with that annoying voice. And her doddering disorganized YT cooking videos are a mess.

by Anonymousreply 32December 16, 2022 10:06 PM

Did Trump grab her pussy?

by Anonymousreply 33December 16, 2022 10:33 PM

Could Trump find her pussy?

by Anonymousreply 34December 17, 2022 2:06 AM

That wasn't her pussy but her prolapsed uterus

by Anonymousreply 35December 17, 2022 2:08 AM

What was the scandal? I just remember her trying to get out of it. Did she say something awful?

by Anonymousreply 36December 17, 2022 2:14 AM

She is a fully fledged CUNT

by Anonymousreply 37December 17, 2022 2:19 AM

R30, you’re a fucking fool

by Anonymousreply 38December 17, 2022 2:20 AM

She was always a fake old bitch. She was pushed by the godawful people at the Food Network who apparently considered “asshole” as the number one job requirement.

by Anonymousreply 39December 17, 2022 2:24 AM

For R36

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by Anonymousreply 40December 17, 2022 2:37 AM

Her cunt is old and dried out, it clearly needs a stick of butter

by Anonymousreply 41December 17, 2022 2:41 AM

Where else would Lardass go but Mar A Lardo?

by Anonymousreply 42December 17, 2022 3:21 AM

LOL - stinky coochie!

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by Anonymousreply 43December 17, 2022 4:47 AM

R3 is a fucking idiot.

by Anonymousreply 44December 17, 2022 4:51 AM

Well that's disappointing - some stupid optimistic thing in me thought there was hope for her - clearly not

by Anonymousreply 45December 17, 2022 4:54 AM

She’s always been hopeless

by Anonymousreply 46December 17, 2022 11:25 AM

She was cancelled for a pretty silly reason (confessing she may have used the N word in the past) and she tried to get back into the public’s good graces and was ignored. Can’t fault her for going where she is welcome. Not like she has much to lose.

by Anonymousreply 47December 17, 2022 11:29 AM

It’s 2015 and Bobby was doing brown face, and then Paula fires the social media manager who Tweeted the picture? Okay. This family is utterly clueless. And apparently racist. Or just a bunch of stupid fucking ignorant hillbillies.

by Anonymousreply 48December 17, 2022 11:35 AM

“MAGA-lardo”, y’all.

by Anonymousreply 49December 17, 2022 11:36 AM

I don't think she was "cancelled" so much as she had a solid history of bad behavior and her sponsors made the economic calculation that a crazy, racist old white lady wasn't the face they wanted on their crappy hams & other cheap products. They didn't do that out of any kind of principle, they did it because she'd hurt their brand & cost them $$. Same with Kanye only on a smaller scale - like any job, the employer finally does the math & realize you're more trouble than you're worth.

by Anonymousreply 50December 17, 2022 1:08 PM

[quote]She makes my skin crawl with that annoying voice. And her doddering disorganized YT cooking videos are a mess.

She looked extra-haggard a couple of days ago. Think trailer-park meemaw raising her no-account spawn's grandkids.

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by Anonymousreply 51December 29, 2022 4:16 PM

Is this that cunt who hosted a slave party at a plantation? Hope she falls on top of dump and they both explode in a massive blob of blubber.

by Anonymousreply 52December 29, 2022 4:23 PM

Has Alton Brown been cancelled yet?

by Anonymousreply 53December 29, 2022 4:31 PM

Can that concoction at r51 be used at a CHAMPAGNE JAMBOREE?!

by Anonymousreply 54December 29, 2022 4:40 PM

Not at all surprising.

R3 needs to buy a clue.

by Anonymousreply 55December 29, 2022 4:40 PM

She went because she knows there won’t be any black people there

by Anonymousreply 56December 29, 2022 4:42 PM

Look at the expression on that Trump bitch. She's thinking, "who is this old hick slag touching me?".

by Anonymousreply 57December 29, 2022 4:42 PM

That accent is so phony. And annoying because it is so phony.

I am from the same part of Georgia Paula is from. You have to work REALLY HARD to keep that awful accent in this day and age.

But the MAGAS do pride themselves on flaunting their ass-backwardness. It’s a verbal version of the stars and bars.

Presumably Paula’s empire has taken her out of SW Georgia from time to time, yes?

by Anonymousreply 58December 29, 2022 4:45 PM

R10, Bobby Deen isn't gay. He's married (to a woman) with three kids.

by Anonymousreply 59December 29, 2022 4:46 PM

I didn't mind Jamie - he was just some big dumb redneck put in charge of running Momma's business & I'll bet dealing with that old broad was no picnic. But Jamie just a bit too annoying - like he didn't really realize that Momma had his balls in her purse.

by Anonymousreply 60December 29, 2022 4:56 PM

Good lord, r51, she looks like a homeless woman.

by Anonymousreply 61December 29, 2022 4:56 PM

Dear sweet r59, too innocent for Datalounge, yet still somehow found his way here.

by Anonymousreply 62December 29, 2022 4:57 PM

That is one tragic wig at r51.

by Anonymousreply 63December 29, 2022 5:05 PM

It can't possibly be a wig, you can see a bald spot when she bends down. She may have some extensions somewhere in that ratty nest, but I really don't think that's a wig.

by Anonymousreply 64December 29, 2022 5:13 PM

Meemaws can’t grow hair that long.

by Anonymousreply 65December 29, 2022 5:17 PM

I realize I too will be old one day, but it drives me crazy when it takes people 10 minutes to complete a 30-second task. That video at r51 gave me an anxiety attack.

by Anonymousreply 66December 29, 2022 5:22 PM

[quote]Good lord, [R51], she looks like a homeless woman.

UNHOUSED!

by Anonymousreply 67December 29, 2022 5:40 PM

Darling r65, they do not make wigs with bald spots.

If you're talking about that weird gray line around her hairline, I suspect that's some dust-like filler product people use to cover balding patches.

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by Anonymousreply 68December 29, 2022 5:40 PM

When was the last time her pussy was licked?

by Anonymousreply 69December 29, 2022 9:05 PM

That accent is so phony.

Yep, fake as can be. When she first got on TV on one of Gordon Elliott's shows where he had a 'chef' show up at some random person's house and cook them a wonderful meal with whatever they could find in the kitchen, her accent was nothing like it is now. Gordon Elliott decided he could turn her into a star and one of the things she changed (I'm sure at his urging) was her accent. They needed her to sound like a stereotypical southern woman. And boy did she change it. But instead of changing to a southern woman she changed into a hick rube from a trailer park.

The first time I hear her say "where is my 'spatchler?'", and "'you can dust the cake with confectionant' sugar", I wanted to knock all her fake teeth out.

by Anonymousreply 70December 29, 2022 10:24 PM

Back when she was dolling herself up to a fair the well I'll bet it took a pick and a stick of dynamite to remove all her makeup at night. But I can see why that ol' papaw she married strayed with other women (which Paula caught him at). I guess she forgave the old fool though. He probably knows far too much for her to turn him loose without paying him a huge sum

by Anonymousreply 71December 29, 2022 10:33 PM

This is from [italic]Paula's Home Cooking,[/italic] her original show that filmed out of Gordon Elliott's house. She's got the heavy Southern accent, but she doesn't slop on the cornpone.

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by Anonymousreply 72December 29, 2022 10:34 PM

Okay, I am done with her.

by Anonymousreply 73December 29, 2022 10:34 PM

[quote]When was the last time her pussy was licked?

When she gave Santy Claus a Krispy Kreme to use as a cock ring.

by Anonymousreply 74December 29, 2022 10:41 PM

[quote]really effected her.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 75December 29, 2022 11:11 PM

[quote]I realize I too will be old one day,

If you’re lucky.

by Anonymousreply 76December 29, 2022 11:11 PM

Bobby makes sausage balls

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by Anonymousreply 77December 30, 2022 8:25 PM

Mine are better.

by Anonymousreply 78December 30, 2022 8:26 PM

Mar-a-Lago is a regular Losers Lounge! Up next, Bolsonaro and maybe even Putin one day!

by Anonymousreply 79December 31, 2022 12:12 AM

Freshly Ozempic-ed Paula posing with Dump and Lara today.

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by Anonymousreply 80October 17, 2024 11:52 PM

She should make him a Minny pie.

by Anonymousreply 81October 17, 2024 11:55 PM

What a scummy bitch. She was never sorry. She’s all in. Cancel every last drop.

by Anonymousreply 82October 18, 2024 12:10 AM

Good lord she’s lost a lot of weight. Her face looks great, you can pull enough skin to get that tight but her body is a lost cause. I bet her tits bang into her knees when she walks.

by Anonymousreply 83October 18, 2024 12:21 AM

I still love the video at R14.

Crazy bitch.

by Anonymousreply 84October 18, 2024 12:24 AM

Lard ass exposed, no literally!

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by Anonymousreply 85October 18, 2024 12:30 AM

[quote]She was cancelled for a pretty silly reason (confessing she may have used the N word in the past) and she tried to get back into the public’s good graces and was ignored.

Her schtick had worn thin even before she was cancelled, so I'm guessing when all of that blew up, it was an opportunity to finally dump her. She tries to go directly to the public through various social media/internet platforms, but they've grown tired of her too. They moved onto to other fat old ladies that aren't so crazy and can actually cook, like Ina Garten. The poster who said she was desperate for relevancy was spot on

by Anonymousreply 86October 18, 2024 12:36 AM

When the Menendez boys get out the Dean boys may want to ask them for advise?

by Anonymousreply 87October 18, 2024 12:38 AM

That cunt would sell her cunt for notoriety.

by Anonymousreply 88October 18, 2024 12:40 AM

R14 video was great! That bitch is bat-shit-crazy.

by Anonymousreply 89October 18, 2024 12:59 AM

I quote it entirely too often R89.

"It's one of God's colors!"

by Anonymousreply 90October 18, 2024 4:36 AM

R14:

I haven’t laughed that long in a while….. brilliant reuploading … loved the ominous piano chords … did she really say covers the catfish belly ???? And she didn’t say white is one of gods colors , but you had me going …. You are genius R14: More please !!!

by Anonymousreply 91October 18, 2024 5:50 AM

Paywall on R40 link to business insider ….. her dentures caps whatever are well done but toooooo perfect for an old coot like her ….. accentuates the old age features of everything that isn’t teeth

Lara Trump - that skank hasn’t learned to blend the lip liner with the lipstick ,… she almost look like lady of el chollo

by Anonymousreply 92October 18, 2024 5:56 AM

That video is ‘’One of Gods colors’’ brilliant.

by Anonymousreply 93October 18, 2024 4:35 PM

I never could stomach this damned woman and her over the top "Ya'lls" in that whiney nasal tone.

by Anonymousreply 94October 18, 2024 6:15 PM

It covers the catfish belly!

by Anonymousreply 95October 18, 2024 6:39 PM

This stings, but is not surprising. On one of her Youtube cooking videos, she has Fox "News" on in the background. I LOVED her show when it was on FN and liked her rapport with her (cute) sons. I was more than a little surprised when I learned that Bobby had gotten married and procreated (with a Latina, nonetheless). My gaydar would go wild whenever he appeared onscreen back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 96October 18, 2024 6:46 PM

Didn’t she cook unhealthy food on her show knowing full well she had Type 2 diabetes?

by Anonymousreply 97October 18, 2024 6:55 PM

Which one was the sort of hot son?

by Anonymousreply 98October 18, 2024 9:27 PM

So I dont really follow her, did she get divorced during that time? Didn't she have some pet name for him like The Captain or something like that? Did he jump ship off that tuna boat because it was sinking?

by Anonymousreply 99October 19, 2024 7:04 AM
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