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MY SON BILL WILL COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

HE IS FINALLY GETTING AN INDIRECT FLIGHT OUT OF CUBA AND EVENTUALLY TO FLORIDA THEN BACK HERE. JESUS CHRIST - NOW I HAVE TO COOK. A LOT.

by Anonymousreply 34January 24, 2023 12:30 AM

No one suffers like you do, Ruth.

by Anonymousreply 1December 11, 2022 3:22 AM

What about his little friend, the midget? Oh, I'm very sorry , little person. Are they still together?

by Anonymousreply 2December 11, 2022 3:29 AM

A CHRISTMAS BLESSINGS!!!

by Anonymousreply 3December 11, 2022 3:32 AM

Blessings, Taylor family!

by Anonymousreply 4December 11, 2022 3:36 AM

It's a DL Miracle™

by Anonymousreply 5December 11, 2022 3:47 AM

You're too old to cook. Are you undead, perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 6December 11, 2022 5:24 AM

MOTHER I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET!!!!!

YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME, FOR THE LOVE OF GODDDDDD!!!!!

IT'S KILLING MEEEEEEEE!!!!!

CAN I GET A MOMENT'S PEACE????????

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

BLESSINGS, BILL TAYLOR

by Anonymousreply 7December 11, 2022 6:09 AM

Merry Christmas, Hyuck, Hyuck, Hyuck.

by Anonymousreply 8December 11, 2022 6:12 AM

Bill and Ruth Taylor.

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by Anonymousreply 9December 11, 2022 6:15 AM

Bill…Bill,…Bill…!!!

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by Anonymousreply 10December 11, 2022 6:20 AM

Will he be bringing Goofy as his plus one for Christmas dinner?

by Anonymousreply 11December 11, 2022 8:03 AM

Hanging the trademark blue pants on the tree as I type.

by Anonymousreply 12December 12, 2022 2:08 PM

OP: Is all this an old story? Are you a good singer? Did you live in a little seaside town in Maine at the turn of the 20th century?

by Anonymousreply 13December 12, 2022 2:36 PM

He’s left me behind to fend for myself.

by Anonymousreply 14December 12, 2022 2:49 PM

Will you re-enact The Folgers commercial Christmas morning?

by Anonymousreply 15December 12, 2022 2:56 PM

Yes!

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by Anonymousreply 16December 14, 2022 12:59 PM

[quote] He’s left me behind to fend for myself.

[quote] —Mitzi

Don't worry, Mitzi.

You still have young and virile Joel to take care of you.

by Anonymousreply 17December 14, 2022 1:07 PM

Will he need treatment for the Havana Syndrome while being on holidays before he goes completely deranged and finishes off all of his family and the neighbors?

Merry Christmas!

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by Anonymousreply 18December 14, 2022 1:16 PM

[quote] MY SON BILL WILL COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

Yay!

Now you can both head to Boston Market for your annual Christmas Dinner!

Be sure to bring your tip calculator, but by all means DO NOT tip anything over 10%!!!

by Anonymousreply 19December 14, 2022 1:23 PM

I could not love Bill Taylor more .

by Anonymousreply 20January 22, 2023 4:41 PM

No one who types in all-caps has a living parent.

How exactly do you cook when you have a walker anyway? Camping stove on a coffee table?

by Anonymousreply 21January 22, 2023 7:02 PM

R21 doesn't get it.

by Anonymousreply 22January 22, 2023 7:06 PM

I happen to know firsthand that Ruth died in the 9/11 tragedy. But I am DEFINITELY not the Bill Taylor Troll. Good heavens, where do all these ridiculous rumors come from?

by Anonymousreply 23January 22, 2023 7:20 PM

R22, RUTH TAYLOR is a spry ninety-six year old who complains about BILL'S 'Maybe I'll Be Home In The Spring' skate through life and men but she's shown she loves him and "his fruity ways.". Heck, he still washes her hair and that should tell you something.

by Anonymousreply 24January 22, 2023 7:26 PM

R23- ❤️

by Anonymousreply 25January 22, 2023 8:45 PM

R24- See? Gay son love. Nothing else like it.

by Anonymousreply 26January 22, 2023 8:45 PM

[quote]Heck, he still washes her hair and that should tell you something.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL ... I JUST RUN IT THROUGH THE POTS & PANS CYCLE IN THE KENMORE.

by Anonymousreply 27January 22, 2023 9:46 PM

R27- How old is that Kenmore? I hear they last a long time.

by Anonymousreply 28January 22, 2023 10:04 PM

"PEEETERRRR!"

by Anonymousreply 29January 22, 2023 10:11 PM

r28 NOT AS OLD AS HER WIG

by Anonymousreply 30January 22, 2023 10:15 PM

We haven't heard much from BILL lately, I hope he's ok. I worry he's still holding a torch for Santos the hot garbage man. I hate to say but I think Santos is just after BILL'S $$.

by Anonymousreply 31January 22, 2023 10:20 PM

I hope that rapist Disney character from the cruise hasn't assaulted him again.

by Anonymousreply 32January 22, 2023 11:12 PM

R22: I get it but I think the midget and the mom character are unnecessary.

by Anonymousreply 33January 24, 2023 12:23 AM

Dwarf tossing

by Anonymousreply 34January 24, 2023 12:30 AM
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