MY SON BILL WILL COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

No one suffers like you do, Ruth.

What about his little friend, the midget? Oh, I'm very sorry , little person. Are they still together?

A CHRISTMAS BLESSINGS!!!

Blessings, Taylor family!

It's a DL Miracle™

You're too old to cook. Are you undead, perhaps?

MOTHER I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET!!!!!

YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME, FOR THE LOVE OF GODDDDDD!!!!!

IT'S KILLING MEEEEEEEE!!!!!

CAN I GET A MOMENT'S PEACE????????

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

BLESSINGS, BILL TAYLOR

Merry Christmas, Hyuck, Hyuck, Hyuck.

Bill and Ruth Taylor.

Bill…Bill,…Bill…!!!

Will he be bringing Goofy as his plus one for Christmas dinner?

Hanging the trademark blue pants on the tree as I type.

OP: Is all this an old story? Are you a good singer? Did you live in a little seaside town in Maine at the turn of the 20th century?

He’s left me behind to fend for myself.

Will you re-enact The Folgers commercial Christmas morning?

Yes!

[quote] He’s left me behind to fend for myself.

[quote] —Mitzi

Don't worry, Mitzi.

You still have young and virile Joel to take care of you.

Will he need treatment for the Havana Syndrome while being on holidays before he goes completely deranged and finishes off all of his family and the neighbors?

Merry Christmas!

[quote] MY SON BILL WILL COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

Yay!

Now you can both head to Boston Market for your annual Christmas Dinner!

Be sure to bring your tip calculator, but by all means DO NOT tip anything over 10%!!!

I could not love Bill Taylor more .

No one who types in all-caps has a living parent.

How exactly do you cook when you have a walker anyway? Camping stove on a coffee table?

R21 doesn't get it.

I happen to know firsthand that Ruth died in the 9/11 tragedy. But I am DEFINITELY not the Bill Taylor Troll. Good heavens, where do all these ridiculous rumors come from?

R22, RUTH TAYLOR is a spry ninety-six year old who complains about BILL'S 'Maybe I'll Be Home In The Spring' skate through life and men but she's shown she loves him and "his fruity ways.". Heck, he still washes her hair and that should tell you something.

R23- ❤️

R24- See? Gay son love. Nothing else like it.

[quote]Heck, he still washes her hair and that should tell you something.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL ... I JUST RUN IT THROUGH THE POTS & PANS CYCLE IN THE KENMORE.

R27- How old is that Kenmore? I hear they last a long time.

"PEEETERRRR!"

r28 NOT AS OLD AS HER WIG

We haven't heard much from BILL lately, I hope he's ok. I worry he's still holding a torch for Santos the hot garbage man. I hate to say but I think Santos is just after BILL'S $$.

I hope that rapist Disney character from the cruise hasn't assaulted him again.

R22: I get it but I think the midget and the mom character are unnecessary.

Dwarf tossing