American Twink Goes Missing In France

Very saddened to hear of his disappearance.. I hope he's found safe and sound very soon.

Clifton Springs is two or three towns over from where I live. They have one of the best hospitals in the country and it seems like a nice place to live overall.

Gay rendezvous gone wrong.

In these days of mass gl0bal sur ve! llance, you have to be smart and consciously plan well to disappear for any length of time.

If he was in the part of France with this notorious sex lake in it, he's doomed.

He had a hot ass.......

He seemed to be having a great time in France. I hope he's found soon.

Let's hope he's found soon.

Abducted by Albanians.

Just like the movie TAKEN. Fresh-faced innocent American boys and girls are not safe in France from the Albanians.

Finger Lakes Times [NY]

Those Decathlon stores are huge, maybe he got lost

Did he have a gf, bf, other? Wouldn't they know where he is? I hope he's safe and not with Albanians.

Clearly smuggled to Marrakesh, where he is a sex slave to Bedouins.

There are no French Twinks that are blond?

Taken!

Unfortunately these things never end well. If he went hiking or something along those lines, then he’s probably dead. Hopefully he just disappeared on his own.

Did everyone notice that he's wearing a white undershirt?

A fabled DL white undershirt? They'll never find him disguised as an eldergay.

He wanted to go to Marseille ? He was probably killed by the local populace, aka trash.

CNN’s on the case! Did he pull an Emily in Paris, escaping and reinventing himself, while fucking many attractive European men?

The New York Post article said he was last seen wearing blue plants.

I like blue.

His mother was whining on CNN about the fact the housemother he was staying with couldn't speak English. FFS. And Mom complained Sonny had taken French in high school but couldn't communicate with people he met. Surprise, surprise. Damn foreigners who don't speak English.

Is he gay?

Comment dit-on, "il fait la transition"?

He's fine, he sends his love

He sure is cute!

He’s fin. Can I have his stuff?

[quote] He’s fin

Seriously for a moment. He is known to have cut ties with classes and friends, and travelled to other towns yet his phone isn't pinging for 5 days then he makes a 8 Euro purchase and is seen on camera in another town some distance from Grenoble?

Very strange story.

Buck would have never disappeared in France…

[quote] The New York Post article said he was last seen wearing blue plants.

His pants were so blue that day.

Come Back, Little Psycho.

Cute blond twink, hopefully there isn't a French equivalent of John Wayne Gacy on the loose

He’s unfortunate looking

I'm sure he traveled down to Italy and he's busy squashing grapes with a hefty Sicilian lady as we speak.

Was he on Grindr?

Does he have "an" Onlyfans?

[quote] American Twink Goes Missing In France

OP clearly had nothing to do with it.

I see no connection between OP and the disappearance!

I would have befriended him TBS

he ain't a DLer that's for sure, he looks wayyyy older than 16!

Decathalon sells speedo-like bathing suits and tight trunks in the $5-10 range. Maybe that's what he bought. I always buy a couple when I'm in Rome and Milan. Similar suits go for $40-50 here in NYC.

Does the Datalounge Detective Agency have a branch in France?

Wait, it's a teenage boy? Send me there, I'll go find him

Damn, he's very cute.

I hope he's okay.

Maybe he was in an abusive foreign exchange situation like Bart Simpson, and like Bart he found out they were fermenting the wine with antifreeze and they disappeared him so he wouldn’t tell anyone?

Hopefully he had this revelation!

Macron looks like Ted Bundy. I'm just sayin

Cut cocks are not popular in France.

But hot asses are.

Damn, what happened to this cute guy?

He interned for a Republican politician in NY state so .... I'd still hit it though.

[quote] He interned for a Republican politician in NY state so .... I'd still hit it though.

He interned for a Republican politician in NY state so .... no great loss.

No financial transactions and phone off- dead

Hopefully he’s moving like Harlow in Monte Carlo, on the arm of a sugar daddy.

The French privacy laws that are keeping info re this case from the public are the same laws that keep us from learning who's spit-roasting whom in the French film industry.

NY Post picked up on the story.... where is the twunky blonde boy?

[quote] The New York Post article said he was last seen wearing blue plants.

What a strange disguise. You’d think blue plants would stand out much more among all the poinsettias around.

So he left his host parents and school on the 27th, was then seen buying something on the 3rd. Maybe he was isolating himself due to depression and finally bought a rope or something to end it all.

Creepy flesh-colored beard

R59, is he related to Spencer Pratt?

People are mental with blondes. If he were a brunette with that face nobody would be calling him cute.

I smell a new musical: "An American Twink in Paris."

Get the Gershwins on the line!

He's cute enough. His ratty teeth don't help though.

I can't imagine the stress. He may as well have fallen into the ocean from a cruise ship. But the family has done an awesome job with the websites, constant inquiries and media attention.

Even if a pet got out and lost I would never stop grieving.

[quote]Ken's activities were as follows for the morning of November 29th: Ken had breakfast, made a sandwich, and packed it with a change of clothing, his wallet, and his cell phone. Ken left all his belongings at his host family's home, including his computer, tablet, train pass, and phone charger.

Strange collection of things to take and things to leave behind.

He looks kinda "instatute-y" to me.

Ahem "Institute-y"

[quote]He looks kinda "instatute-y" to me

He looks prostAtute-y!

Was he not microchipped?

He was known to travel about independently so not odd he should head out a few days. I'd be interested to know what he last purchased for under 10 euros.

This may be a simple case of debilitating injury during a hike or something more sinister like kidnapped and gang banged by muzzies.

He's fine! He's been swimming in my pool. He sends his love!

Why not take your phone charger?

R72 If he’s going for a nature hike a charger is going to be useless.

Perhaps he had 2 phone chargers. Or maybe this was his last purchase.

R65 if you went somewhere to hookup and planned on returning quickly then it's not odd at all?

The new Apple Watch allows you to sound a loud alarm and shoot a flare to alert people of your location. Great for hikers in such a situation.

[quote] I'd be interested to know what he last purchased for under 10 euros.

A dozen extra-large condoms.

I think we have to assume he had a second phone charger, if the phone was still able to ping a cell tower several days later.

The parents must be busted broke to not have engaged a PI by now or hoofed it to Grenoble themselves. But I don't know. This guy attended a private Uni. Not cheap.

If only he had chosen to study in London or Italy instead. Sometimes one small decision can change a lifetime.

This is ridiculous. He has to be on cameras all over the place. French privacy laws are a hindrance in cases like this.

Timeline

Bonnie Tyler has something to say!

R77, condoms?? Why? He's Gen Z. They don't do condoms.

[quote] Was he not microchipped?

Nah. He ain’t got that COVID vaccine.

[quote] The new Apple Watch allows you to sound a loud alarm and shoot a flare to alert people of your location. Great for hikers in such a situation.

Get outta here! Are you serious?

According to the linked timeline his phone stopped pinging Nov 29 but then he shows up on the store cams Dec 3rd.

I so hope this guy has run off with some hot hairy Daddy and wants to be left in peace.

His phone may have stopped pinging, but he hasn’t. Aren’t there some French Gays tracking him across the country that can let us know his whereabouts?

R86, yes, serious but the watch costs $899.

I hope he wasn't abducted and is now being used as a fuckhole for a gang of horny, sweaty, swarthy Albanians.

R90 I thought Albanians were fair and pale?

No, r91

He was kidnapped by Borat

The family and him look Trumpy

Please explain how the Apple watch shoots a flare I cannot locate any information on the internet.

R90

The Belushis were/are Albanian.

R95 Bless your heart

After the store purchase he was seen at the train station catching a south bound train which jibes with reports that he told the neighbor and friends he wanted to visit Marseille before returning to the States for Christmas.

Maybe he joined the Merchant Marines?

Foreign Legion, in France.

My Apple Watch* shoots Lume'- for a quick crotch fix prior to a hookup.

So his family ddn't hear from him since Nov 27 but a week on Dec 3 later he was seen in a store CCTV. It seems he intentionally cut off communicating from them. He most likely run away.

R102 Sounds like you've solved it

Could be a double that’s seen on the camera.

[quote] If he’s going for a nature hike…

I love it when people say nature hike. Always makes me wonder where else one goes hiking.

[quote] Could be a double that’s seen on the camera.

His bank verified that he used his debit card at the store at that time, or someone did.

From Greonble, it would make sense to go to Valence to catch the TGV to Marseille, which is probably where he ended up. Valence is boring. No reason to go there unless you're catching the TGV (high-speed train) north to Paris or south to Marseille or Montpellier. Marseille is a huge, gritty city. Not a place for a naive-looking, hayseed Twink epousing Trumpism, especially without a command of the French language, which probably explains his lack of finding friends there, in addition to his politics of stupidity. He's either dead or is having the time of his life with a swarthy, handsome, North African, both of them deeply in the closet. That's not my fantasy; it's a hunch.

Mental health issues. Ran away. No street smarts. You do the math.

Has anyone checked the "model" roster at Bel Ami?

R105 Urban hiking is a thing too.

R110 sure. Urban hiking, also known as walking.

^ that is laughable Gen Z drivel. “I’m going to rename something urban dwellers have been doing for centuries, without the benefit of a cute name which says more about me than about the activity itself.”

No urbanite would ever embarrass themselves by spouting that nonsense. We simply refer to it as walking around. As in, “We had nothing to do Saturday, so we got coffees and wandered around. We ended up walking all the way to Washington Heights and walked back along the Hudson.”

I hope he's having a fuckfest.

LOL at the racist going on about "Muzzies"

This guy clearly left on his own accord, the only question is where we went

If I was an ignorant twink, the first place I’d go is Marseille.

R115 I know, the racist actually made me a little horny. I’d love to have a week long sleazy fuckfest with a guy from the Maghreb.

If this kid’s lucky, he’s face down on a mattress in the North districts of Marseille, getting treated right. If he’s really lucky, his paramour will invite friends.

[quote]Always makes me wonder where else one goes hiking.

At a cruisy woods.

(Well, I’d still call it hiking if the cops showed up.)

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1/2 hour ago his father spoke to him.

For those who don’t have time to read the article. Sounds like he phoned his father while father was talking to a cnn reporter. Dad hung up on reporter later messaged them that he is alive. Apparently he is currently in Spain. Father not saying anything else.

Glad he was found alive, but he’s an idiot. All he had to do was tell his parents he was going off the grid for a while. Once the French authorities mentioned privacy laws and the way the parents were speaking, I figured he probably went off somewhere.

No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!

So he did intentionally stop communicating with his family. Maybe he's failing his grades and decided to run away. Glad he's fine.

When people are found and they weren’t in harms way after all and perhaps intentionally went off the grid like this potentially, do they usually get stuck with a bill for resources spent trying to find them?

How do you fit flares in a watch?

They are micro flares.

Found in Spain. Texted his father.

Sex, drugs...then ran out of money?

French police said he left voluntarily and was depressed and his father got all pissy about it saying they didn't know him. Turns out they were correct.

Glad he's okay. Maybe he didn't want to go home. Seems like something is wrong at home if he's cutting off contact with them.

^ interesting And all this time it sort of sounded like he didn’t want to be in France at that school as the issue.

Turns out to be family drama.

So, he's learning Spanish now?

Was there oversized anything involved?

Someone’s got some ‘splainin’ to do.

22 year old grown-ass adult decides to blank parents for a grand total of 13 days, and it’s an international incident. They should be grateful the French officials gave them the time of day considering how short of time it was. It reflects so poorly on Americans and plays into stereotypes about their insular mindset to travelling abroad. Think about before the internet, SIM cards , and texting when people went on gap years and only sent occasional post cards.

He was reported missing by the school and his host family so I don’t blame the parents.

He looks like someone that would have joined in on attacking Matthew Shepard.

I think the important thing here is that we've identified a market for watches that come equipped with flares.

There is no WATCH with a flare, dimwits! Apple Watch has a DIGITAL SOS signal. NOT A PHYSICAL FLARE. How can you be so GD stupid!!???

It’s a virtual flare.

Has anyone ever heard of his university? And he's CRIIIIIISCHIAN? And he goes away with no working cell phone and spends no electronic money? Europe is not really a cash economy. Mysterious. And he seems quiet DIM. Studied years of French yet everyone says he could not function basically in French? And papped himself all over Europe when he only had 1 semester to study in uni there? When did he have time to attend classes?

Did you go to college, r141? Students have a lot of free time that is not spent studying. In this case, since he dropped out, he obviously doesn’t care about his grades.

Yes indeed I did. And now "I am a college professor." In Europe, no less. I must have missed it being reported that this young man dropped out of the program.

He's fine, he sends his love!

[quote]22 year old grown-ass adult decides to blank parents for a grand total of 13 days, and it’s an international incident.

Blond American white boys are the new Blonde American white girls.

[quote] There is no WATCH with a flare, dimwits! Apple Watch has a DIGITAL SOS signal. NOT A PHYSICAL FLARE.

The newest Apple watch features a downsized HIMARS. It’s amazing what they can do with nanotechnology these days.

Can they do anything with nanopenises?

hardeeharhar

Maybe he met that French OnlyFans daddy of whom DL lately has been enamored.

R149 he got stretched so far, he thought it was permanent and went into hiding.

His parents certainly didn’t come across well on CNN. They’re fat, pushy Ugly Americans who I’ve been seeing way too many of in NYC this year “post pandemic.”

R135, it wasn't just his parents, he wouldn't answer calls from his host family, either. Or his fellow students

Zut alors!

R143–By “drop out” I mean disappear for two weeks in the middle of the semester.

R154 that's why I chastised him like the school marm college prof I am. He can't speak French yet is going sightseeing in Italy and all over France, now Spain, avoiding learning the subject he travelled all the way to grey industrial Grenoble to learn. Wasting his parents money or his loan money. Twat.

[Quote]he got stretched so far..

Leave him, he's for the streets now.

Some of his pictures remind me of Ben Dover from BrokeStraightBoys

LOL do you think he made an appearance on someone’s grid?

He was on a 3 week drug and sex binge. Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you.

The rainbow in the picture was foreshadowing.

Whore!

A couple of years ago there was a story similar to this. Son was driving home from college but never showed up. Family was all over pleading for help.p for weeks. He then turned up and they shut everything down ASAP. They demanded privacy and never revealed where and why the son disappeared to. I always thought they should have paid for the search. In this case, I am certain the French authorities knew he was in Spain since he would need his passport. So that’s why they were pretty nonchalant.

He pings like a Catholic priest. Sounds from the DM article it's not a given he'll return home with his mother. Loathes his father and it may be he has found a new gay freedom in Europe.

[Quote]Studied years of French yet everyone says he could not function basically in French?

R141 American schools are notoriously bad at teaching students how to speak foreign languages well. That's why we're encouraged to spend a semester or two abroad to develop our speaking and comprehension skills. Hopefully, this adventure will be a type of adult learning lesson for him.

Look for him in the upcoming video Rocco & Kenny’s Double Plug Adventures in Prague.

R128 Yes dear numerous posts before yours shared that

Who names their kid Ken these days?

R167 He wasn't named recently

An American college student who was reported missing last month while studying abroad in France is alive and in Spain, a French official and the student's family said Friday. Ken DeLand Jr. had last been heard from on Nov. 27, when he communicated with his family via WhatsApp.

Eric Vaillant, the public prosecutor in Grenoble, France, confirmed to CBS News that they learned "DeLand was able to speak with his parents today" and "he is apparently in Spain."

His father, Ken DeLand Sr., told CNN on Friday that he'd just spoken with his son.

"He is alive — that's all I can say," he told CNN

As comings out go, this is epic.

you called it datalounge, he was popping that pussy over in Spain

He belonged to Turning Point USA, a right-wing and anti-gay organization

R172 He might be questioning his sexuality.

The parents should be feeling like idiots but they're so entitled, they probably don't. Wasting the cops' time.

[quote] "He is alive — that's all I can say," he told CNN

Why be so secretive?

Booed up with a hot Spaniard

It wasn’t a broad that he was studying.

This kind of thing happens more than you know. A kid just runs off. Same thing happened in my hometown a couple of years ago. Son was driving home from college but never showed up. Family was being all dramatic all over the news pleading for help for weeks. People just dismissed him as a runaway but his family kept screaming that he wasn’t. The histrionics. Turned out he was just at the bottom of the river not even a mile from his home. Must have driven off the bridge or something.

If the last time he used his card was December 3rd, how was he paying for food, travel, accommodation for almost two weeks? Was he with someone?

He was eating out of the garbage.

I’m assuming he headed for the coast and became a yachtboy and now is cruising the Mediterranean for the rest of the year. I hope New Year’s Eve is Monte Carlo, he’s got that white blonde of Harlow, and deserves to move through the crowd there, even if he’s never been to me.

His parents were just on CNN and they said they "hope" he'll come home for Christmas and that he was pissed off they went to the media.

He’s just living the dream of every Midwest closeted teen.

Definitely been to me.

See what happens when impressionable teens have access to HBO’s White Lotus.

They do, r125? Really? Name one...

Kit Connor in his most demanding performance yet IS Kenny DeLand Jr. in I Won’t Be Home for Christmas: Fuck You Mom and Dad!

R174, his host mom and the other students were the ones who first reported him missing. Not the parents

R178.

I don't understand what you wrote.

The person who went missing in your story was killed.

Ken just wants to be pounded by hot Spanish cock over Christmas, instead of going home to his asswipe family. Leave the poor guy alone!

Dataloungers figured this out right away!

I’ve heard he’s become a very popular pass around gangbang bottom at Boyberry.

My mom got me something at Boyberry once. She thought it was Burberry.

Well, as holiday stories go this has a much happier ending then that kid who disappeared years ago only to have them find his corpse stuck in the chimney of an abandoned house months later.

Please use 'Ameritwink," OP.

R194, that was my dad.

R193 Was it something from their kilt and harness line?

Well Phoebe, I can see why you’d want to change your last name from Dilly to Cates, R196

I'm sure he's enjoying his adventures with some well-endowed swarthy Spaniards.

That gelled and spiky look is very outdated. Haven’t seen it since the 90s or on Bart Simpson.

I can’t blame the parents for panicking. He was abroad and in daily contact and then just suddenly stopped communicating. He also liked to go hiking. It’s not like 30 years ago with no cell phones, texting, apps to use. Staying in contact is quick and easy.

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That's sad that a 15-year-old was never reported missing.

[quote]Staying in contact is quick and easy.

No hidden meaning in that.

R186 That person was asking a question

It was then he discovered a love of Manchego and Whigfield…..

Mental health. Thats the age many serious mental illnesses become apparent. I knew someone who had a break while in the peace corps at 22.

How ya gonna keep him down on the farm, after he's seen Paree?

I hope his experiences are making him rethink his "Turning Point" background. If his parents are conservative, it's quite likely that he was raised in a bubble of conservatism and had no idea that, compared to Americans, Europeans are quite liberal, and most take socialism for granted as the best system, not unbridled capitalism.

“They DIDN’T kill Kenny!”

This story should lead to the exposure of these ‘study abroad’ programs for what they are: money making ventures for collaborating universities. There are all kinds schemes to get students to do these because they ultimately fund the ability for professors to get a jolly posting abroad. For instance, my nephew did first year at a large public university in Florida at one of their many ‘campuses’ in Europe. He was then able to get in state tuition in exchange after returning. The courses were very light weight and often combined with ‘enrichment’. excursions. It was all in a bubble, and they were taught by professors from Florida in English. The professors all had a great time in their stints abroad I’m sure too. What the US really needs is a culture of doing gap years like Australia has. These US students primarily want to travel, but their paranoid helicopter parents are too afraid to let them, so these programs are the compromise. Anyway, I still can’t wrap my head around why a 22 year old man is being treated like a missing child by all parties. Young adults are so tethered now.

He's considerably more attractive in the pic at R199. His mouth is closed, hiding his unfortunate rat teeth. And the pulpy blow job lips. Yum.

R186 I am r125 and your post snarking at me doesn’t make sense. I was clearly asking a question about what happens with searches. Why are you saying I need to prove something???

Of course he would end up in land of the hottest euro gays Spain.

For the EU countries I vote Czechia before Spain. Possibly Portugal because they are swarthier than the spaniards.

And if you just want dongage - the Dutch.

What an asshole

A friend of my Brothers went on shore leave in Marseille 30 yrs ago when he was young and in the Navy. He was looking for a hookup and he got it the first night. The second night he was raped beaten and robbed. He tried to hang himself later on. His family didn't know he was gay and he never told them what happened. Later on he married a Woman who had 3 kids and never told her either. He finally became a Dr.( Which was why he joined the Navy). He came out too, and is much happier.

[quote]Anyway, I still can’t wrap my head around why a 22 year old man is being treated like a missing child by all parties. Young adults are so tethered now.

Sorry but if he was in regular contact with his parents and then suddenly disappeared, was reported missing by his room mates (note: not his parents), wasn't answering his phone, left behind his computer, phone charger, train pass, and did not use his bank card for almost two weeks, I would consider it 100% justified to raise the alarm.

What’s a MAGA want with French?

He may have been caught in the white slave trade and he escaped.

Huh?

[quote]Who names their kid Ken these days?

He'll be changing it once he completes his transition.

Ken is such an old man name. I don't even think there are many Boomers called Ken. But old people names seem to have come back into popularity.

It's a nice name. He has a pretty mouth when it's closed.

Going by news reports he also goes by Kenny.

There are 4 choices: Crime/Health/Drugs/Sex.

r221, Yes, something like slave trading.

He's a blue-eyed blond.

He'll survive.

Ryan Gosling’s Ken will spark a whole new naming cycle, mark my words.

I don’t think the reason he went off has to be for depravity. Most likely he was depressed or didn’t want to go home and just wandered around.

As far as the parents, they said he travels a lot and he probably dorms, so they’re not totally up his ass.

Reunited with his momma

Fat people will do anything these days!

I worked with two different boomers who each told me they had a sibling who just vanished. Neither seemed to be terribly upset about it. I have excellent research skills (it's my profession) and offered to help both try to see if there was any trace of them. Neither seemed interested. I guess in the 1970s, when people went off the grid, it was just accepted and not made into an international manhunt.

Or perhaps they both just murdered their siblings.

It's a good thing he didn't take a detour into German.

They would have kept him as one of their own.

Huh?

R236 What?

R235 I could definitely see Kenny singing “Tomorrow Belongs to Me” at a beer hall on the square.

It is likely he became a man in those 2 weeks, but with whom? That’s for us to speculate, DL sleuths!

I'm a boomer and have several contemporaries named Ken.

I'm officially declaring Gay Shenanigans. American Twink wants to escape homophobe rural family. Gets as far as France, but stays with French homophobe family. He's depressed, lacks skills and resources, doesn't know what to do and just wants to get further away. Might have met someone on Scruff who lives in Marseilles and/or Spain (Sitges). Forgot his phone charger because he's 22. Ends up in international news headlines because he's blonde and the French don't want bad press. Wants to jump in front of a train right now.

R241 “and now a Lifetime exclusive….”

Went for the gay parties in Spain over that bank holiday weekend, no doubt.

And got infected with monkeypox, no doubt.

Monkeypox is not a thing anymore.

R211, you realize tons of adults are reported missing every year, right? So why is reporting someone missing treating them like a child? It's not like he left a note saying "I'm taking off"

R233, trust me, plenty of people were reported missing in the 70s, not sure why you think everyone "went off the grid" without anyone caring

[quote] He's a blue-eyed blond. He'll survive.

Assuming he was about to be shipped to North Africa or the Middle East, being blond he would have been sold for top dollar.

Not even interesting enough to be a gay porn parody.

[quote]Assuming he was about to be shipped to North Africa or the Middle East, being blond he would have been sold for top dollar.

Back in the Barbary piracy days, blondes were at a premium for white slaves. Both male and female. The United States Marines were formed to put an end to all of that hell.

He had to have been staying with someone he met for those two weeks as there have been no reports of financial transactions. Who fed and clothed him? Spanish Datalounge sleuths, please help!

Madre, ¿puedo dormir con el peligro?

Ken? Clearly publicity for the new Barbie movie.

Let's hope whoever took him shaves his beard and then sets him free.

I like his blond beard. He's hella cute. Ken, call me!

The blond beard makes him look like Thor!

It's gonna be a very Merry Christmas at his house.

[quote]I'm a boomer and have several contemporaries named Ken.

I'm a boomer and have a brother named Ken.

I'm a doll, and I have a (gay) boyfriend named Ken.

If he's smart, he'd go to Dubai, and live the high life like Max Wyatt.

[quote] Let's hope whoever took him shaves his beard and then sets him free.

And fixes his teeth

That guy is mascular, r260, Ken is not.

R262 Ken can get mascular in time, or at least vascular.

It's "muscular", you gay bimbos.

Mascular = Masculine + muscular.

r255, clearly hella posting from the SF Bay Area, lol!

r251, Maybe he used some sort of paper that he kept in his pocket and he was able to trade it for goods and services. I hear in the old world people still do that.

What kind of people would trade paper? Is it made out of gold? We’re not living in the Hobbit ages anymore.

You're right, what was I thinking.

He used his bank card alright. The parents released only bits of this story all along. He used his bank card and his ID freely. The French knew he was on the lam willfully.

The mother said: "What Kenny went through while he was missing is still a blur, and we, as a family, continue to be with Kenny while he heals and processes,"

WTF is he healing from? Is it his used hole?

Every time he lies on his back, his feet go up in the air.

Doctors call it the Seacrest Response and are working on a cure.

Dad quote: “He is ALIVE!” (I guess the hitman we paid to take him out didn’t do such a good job)

Mom quote: “Kenny is a Joy to many!” (I guess for others he’s an acquired taste and not a joy?)

OMG, they didn't kill Kenny!

You bastards!

This brat is MAGA scum who sucked resources from French government agencies. I hope he is banned from ever returning to France and contracted as many STI's as possible during his little walkabout in Spain.

Bet he attended an orgy

Still no word about what this little troublemaking right-wing bitch was up to during his walkabout. I still want answers!

Not a peep since reports of 21 December that I could find, and even those were echoes of news reports that he had been extracted from Spain and whisked off, travelling back with his father to the U.S. for a jolly holiday reunion.

Nothing in non-news sources either, nothing new in Reddit, etc.; the student's Facebook site lingers like a ghost, the last entries from the end of October.

I reckon he is deep into his first three months of deprogramming at a remote facility.

What happens in Paris…

Oh-La-La

Has anyone checked on Kenny lately? Are we sure he wasn’t sent to Gay Conversion Therapy Camp?

Not a word from Kenny. His birthday (early January) passed unnoticed on his Facebook page, untouched since October. And not 0ne news report dated later than 23 December.

No doubt his family are controlling his every move. He may never be allowed up from the basement to see the light of day again.

Gay, gay, gay. Why else would this Conservative Xtian family be so tight-lipped?