Rupert Everett, 63.

This guy based his entire way of life around his 'good looks', judging others on their appearances in his catty little way. He's got the face he deserves.

He's a former rent boy now having to pay for sex.

He’s giving me Matthew perry vibes. Aging is such a bitch.

I had sex with him 30 years ago. He was handsome.

He really thought he was the mutt's nuts back in the late '80s- mid '90s. Then bitched when he didn't get the career Hugh Grant achieved. He was a gossipy queen who couldn't play straight in roles, despite being an actor. Typecast himself into a corner.

He was a successful model in Milan, unusual for his height. He could still recover his looks with laser resurfacing and some lip filler.

He's in his 60s R6, what would be the point? When did he actually have an acting or modelling gig? Is he now setting himself up as a 'man of letters'?

When did he last have...^^^^

He's 63.

And his name isn't Dorian Gray.

He looks relatively presentable for a man of 63. Not sure what you caftan flappers and hissing prisspots expect.

Are you saying the The Hairdressers of St Tropez isn't literature?

But actually, Everett has written a number of successful books and is taken seriously in France as English eccentric, man of many talents.

He looks good for a 63 year old Englishman. When they hit the wall it's not pretty.

He's lucky to still have all his hair. He should forgo any further major cosmetic surgery unless he wants to look like Barry Manilow. He still has a rugged handsome age-appropriate Look to Him. All of us have to reevaluate what the word fuckability means when we hit 60. Hopefully he's reevaluated his priorities in life. To those of you very critical of his early days I would venture to say all of us had done some things not so nice and on the bitchy side in our youth as part of our development into the gay men we are now.

A limited actor who decided he wanted to be taken seriously once he was too old to get by on looks or being the ingenue's gay best friend.

He could play Mr Burns in a live action Simspon movie

R13 = Hi, Julia

And I would watch the FUCK out of it r14.

If he wasn't such a jerk he'd become the Mary Wickes of his generation.

I’m older than him but look better. I look 20 years younger than my age.

I actually wish him well. He does look more normal now.

He killed his career when he joined Madonna as a mean girl. He thought that movie would shoot him to superstardom. She toyed with him and then moved on leaving him alone and bitter.

But let’s be honest: all he could play was English fop. He was never going to be an action hero or a funny man. So he had limited ability to open a blockbuster and draw an audience.

Still, he did better than many other British rent boys.

He looks awful.

A better looking version of Stephen Fry. Both did the posh gay Brit routine and saw themselves as latter day Wildes.

I was at a function in Paris back in the day, when he was doing THE IMPORTANCEOF BEING EARNEST there. I was having dinner with his french (gorgeous, then) co-star Samuel Labarthe and some top tier industry people. Rupert was with his midget tacky fucktoy at a less prestigious table, and he kept staring at me and drooling. I didn't like him,and besides, Samuel gave me his phone number. I could do much better than the both of them, and I did.

Humble brag at R22.

R9,

Good morning Rupert!

Ruppert in tauter, browner times.

That dyed chestnut hair and heavy foundation make-up look was a shocker.

Rupert should have stopped with the plastic surgery when he hit the left pic at r24.

By the time he stopped, he looked too freakish for anything but reality tv.

Rupert with partner Henrique, a Brazilian, so Rupert is presumably the bottom.

Prime Brazilian stud having to plough beaten-out, flabby white ass.

R22 is Harvey Weinstein!

I never thought his looks were amazing, and he looks ok for 63. People who look "incredible" for their age over 60 are rare and give everyone else a bad name . And they usually don't look that way naturally. Personally I don't think you're supposed to look amazing at 60 or 70. And especially not at 80+.

Rupert has a nice big house with gardens - nothing too ostentatious, and an apartment or house in Kensington, and financial security. He has social friends at least in several capitals. He's going to do fine in his dotage.

If he could be a bit more charming on talk shows he would be the well-liked gay great uncle, a kind of Joan Collins perhaps.

No one under 30 knows who this guy is. Back in his day, he wasn't exactly a household name outside the UK.

His current looks have less to do about how he’s aged and much more about the attitude he projects in every effing photo of himself. All identical. Scowl, studied ennui, mild disdain and worried entitlement.

It’s the positively worst set qualities that anyone can intentionally project and he’s been doing it for years. We’ve all met people who use this as their profile, and most of us know to steer clear.

Chandler Bing-esque

The properties etc listed by R31 are predominantly inherited from his very wealthy parents. He has not made that much bank off his own career.

[quote]He could still recover his looks with laser resurfacing and some lip filler.

Or a head transplant.

I never thought he was good looking. And I never thought Hugh Grant was good looking. They both have that British forceps baby head look like Kenneth Williams.

And he looks ten years older than he should. I wondered too with his career how he got those properties. Through his parents makes sense.

R25, I remember being completely dumbfounded when those pics of his facelift surfaced. Why the fuck would someone do that to themselves? I think this was all the way back in 2008.

I used to see him occasionally in New York in the 90s. At the Tuesday night party Beige in the EV and Barracuda in Chelsea and sometimes on the street. He's tall and slim and he was always really drunk.

It's astonishing to me he's had TWO major sets of work done on his face, and yet he still looks so awful now.

On the plus side, if he could do the right accent he could play Richard Nixon in his winter years.

He's not fucking ugly, at least. If he eats right and exercises daily, he could maintain that look for the next ten years or so. After a certain age, it's all about keeping a healthy glow to your appearance.

I can't tell Pierce and Rupert apart, they both disgusting. Rupert is very tall, he has a big chest, no legs and a huge skull, and is striking, but very ugly

Remember how gorgeous he was in Dance with a Stranger

I thought he was great in Adult Material. He played a porn producer with AIDs. He was heavier when it was shot. I think he's effective in small character roles but the leading man days are over, has been over for awhile.

r43 and a tiny peeper

Sadly I have similar genetic makeup. Beautiful when young, crap after 50. But no need to feel bad for him - enough money, husband, friends and real estate. Not exactly a role model or kind person - but actors rarely are. Main relevance for me is as a similar aging hot twink who has to accept the days of beauty, fun and adoration are over.

[quote] After a certain age, it's all about keeping a healthy glow to your appearance.

Mary!

Thank God I was a divine youth, a devastatingly handsome man, and now a hot sexy daddy! My looks are engrained, I endured wind and weather.

Englishmen share a common trait with other European men; they often do not age very well.

Of course they do say aging reveals face one deserves. Keeping that in mind Ruppert Everett has got that cracked in spades.

I tried to watch one of his St. Trinian's films and it was embarrassingly bad. Didn't think much of his recent Oscar Wilde film either - it was quite dull actually.

He wasn't very good in "My Policeman." Also, even though his character had almost no words to say in old age after his stroke, given that his persona is always that of the bitch, it was hard to believe that the gentle, sweet gay man played by David Dawson would grow into him.

He a bitch!

Red Carpets and other Banana Skins is big, hot serving of yummy dish

Frye seems to have more claim on Wilde-ish pretensions, although I find him pretty lacking in wit.

Brit actor fags of that generation like Everett and Fry worship at the altar of Wilde. Their straight peers- such as Branagh, go for Olivier

Rupert Everett was still rather good-looking in "Cemetery Man"

Bonus points we get to see RE's backside while he's fucking Anna Falchi

If he had left his face alone and maintained fitness, he would still be a good looking man. He did neither.

It's hard to believe he's had two face procedures and still looks like that, though. I didn't realize that. I'm his age and never had anything done and I look better than that. If he's a heavy drinker that explains a lot, I guess. Somehow these guys today live longer than guys like Burton and Flynn did, though.

[quote] we get to see RE's backside while he's fucking Anna Falchi

always his best offering. it sure wasn't the vienna sausage up front.

[quote]After a certain age, it's all about keeping a healthy glow to your appearance.

Oh shut up Madonna.

As the skin ages the bloom is off the rose so that glow is gone and isn't coming back.

with this one the bloom was off the rose by 1995

I'm astounded none of you clowns appear to have read his memoirs. They're exceptionally well-written. By a long mile some of the best showbiz memoirs ever written. Full stop. And his UK TV documentaries have also been terrific. Particularly the one on Sir Richard Burton. (The gay writer and explorer, not Liz's husband.)

R64 = Rupert. Hi, Rup', nice try

Here's one of his docs.

Much disdain as ever for Rupert here, as though he's Oscar at Clapham Junction being spat upon.

Can't join in, as I liked 'The Happy Prince' a lot, and will certainly watch it again. His books are equally good, the best of their type.

We do love tearing down a success.

I do wish that notorious video of his guest appearance on Martha Stewart immediately after the facelift hadn't been taken down. It was a case "Who the fuck is that?" car crash fascinating.

We love taking down bitchy bitter condescending queens successful or not.

For R69

This will have to do for now....

Lots does seem to have been scrubbed off media

Bit more...

His memoirs just reinforce the idea that he's basically someone who whores his way around nand has little talent but assumes that he has buckets of it (talent).

Rupert " I deserved so much better " Everett once declared in an interview that he didn't like gossip culture, even though he was responsable for it with his first book. That's Sam Smith (first ever gay oscar) and Jennifer Lawrence (first ever female action star) stupidity level. It's as if Gwyneth Paltrow was asked if she ever had a yoga class before by an LA instructor, and replied " you litteraly have this job because I've taken a yoga class before"...oh, wait....

"I'm astounded none of you clowns appear to have read his memoirs. "

Not all of us are groupies or stans R64. We have better things to read than showbizzy autobiographies.

"His books are equally good, the best of their type."

Faint praise indeed R67. What have you to compare them against?

"Confessions of an Heiress" by Paris Hilton?

"sTORI Telling" by Tori Spelling?

or " Don’t Hassel the Hoff" by....well....you'll know., you've probably read it.

I don't have to read books when there are 600 posts about Rose's Turn to keep me occupied.

And by the way, why hasn't Rupert ever performed Rose's Turn?

Also why did he never play Bobby in Company. He would have been better than Dean Jones.

He was always so vain and quick to judge others based on their looks that it somehow pleases me that he lost his good looks so fast. Serves him right.

He had no looks to lose, I hate to tell you. He looked like Sherlock Homes at a very young age.

Like Hugh Grant Everett always slagged off Colin Firth. At least Firth's looks didn't have as far to fall unlike Everett and Grant's.

The one whose looks fell off the most was Mel Gibson.

Mel was always a bit rough and rugged and didn't trade on supposed 'matinee idol' looks that Rupert always purported to have. Gawd he was insufferable then, and he's insufferable now.

Funny how female actors try to distance themselves from being valued solely for their looks and insist they're taken seriously. Miss Everett by contrast never stopped banging on about how handsome others found him. Faggy, loose-assed Brit.

R84 Okay, Mr. Magoo.

Was Stewie's longtime companion named after him?

[quote] Everett always slagged off Colin Firth

Yes! Yet Colin has remained a loyal friend. Playing second fiddle to Rupert in those silly St. Trinian films and costarring in the Oscar Wilde biopic written and directed by Rupert.

"At least Firth's looks didn't have as far to fall unlike Everett and Grant's."

Get your eyes checked pal, Colin Firth was a beautiful youth who became a handsome man, and then one hot daddy.

Yeah Baby!

Colin Firth host SNL from about nine years ago.

Big Daddy!

I have never heard of the "St Trinian" films. Are they more like Ray's Apu cycle, or Ozu's seasonal reflections?

R91

Much like "Carry On" and some other comedy in various forms from UK, St Trinian is largely a British thing.

Original 1952 film series.....

To understand fascination with "St. Trinian's" one must also comprehend British upper and even middle class tradition of sending boys and girls off to same sex boarding schools.

St.Trinian’s films of the early 50s are hilarious. St. Trinians is a private girls schools full of misbehaving girls some of whom are sluts. Not porny just very funny.

One of most popular fetishes' of British men (straight) is of women (presumably young enough to pull it off, but of consenting age), dressed as school girls in uniform. As such "St Trinian" outfits are in high demand for all sorts of costume parties including around Halloween.

We're talking sixth form girls here with costume of 1950's that includes stockings and garter belts.

He talked on Graham Norton show once about going to the theatre with Princess Margaret in 1986. He joked he was never asked out again because she must have realized he was gay.

Rupert and Cary

Gary Elwes!

Still hot after all these years.

Now lives in Malibu, CA apparently...

Rupert was hot as the Opium boy.

With some minor corrective procedures, I could see him modeling for the Orvis or LL Bean catalogs. I'm totally serious.

At the peak of his beauty.

I thought this was a death announcement.

R101

Amount of effort with photoshop and so forth to remotely make Rupert Everett presentable for an international modeling campaign boggles the mind. He just looks too tired and worn.

At a distance he's not so bad, but even then one imagines photos require bit of editing.

Rough trade

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Sooner or later it happens to everyone.

R104 I've seen centenarian elephants in NAT GEO videos who looked better than that. Shocking.

Samuel Labarthe was wonderful as "Fabrice" in 2001 remake of "Love in a Cold Climate"

He aged like a bowl of cottage cheese.

What this all boils down to in a nutshell is what Rupert Everett is always moaning about; he fells coming out as gay somehow doomed what otherwise would have been a spectacular acting career.

As another DL poster is fond of saying, "yeah , right Jan...".

If he was. in fact, a rent boy - which I think he's admitted - wouldn't you think he had a decent cock?

[quote]To understand fascination with "St. Trinian's" one must also comprehend British upper and even middle class tradition of sending boys and girls off to same sex boarding schools.

R93 That was also an American tradition. Until about the 80s or 90s most of the most famous US boarding schools were same-sex.

[quote] Faint praise indeed [R67]. What have you to compare them against?

His showbiz memoirs are up there with Michael Korda's 'Charmed Lives' (1979) and Maria Riva's 'Dietrich', which I consider the two best showbiz books in terms of quality of writing. THAT'S how good they are.

In his defense, he was always disparaging of himself, as this interview in his prime indicates when Ruby Wax asks him how he sees his future. Interview begins at the 9.20 mark.

He doesn't disparage himself, he yammers on and on about vacations he took on other people's dime and makes ridiculous generalizations about places he visits.

His mouth seems to set in a permanent scowl/sulk, now that is. Not in the older pics.

Angela Lansbury skin.

Another Everett memoir? Isn’t that No 5? Does he aim to outdo Fry?

To me he was at his best in The Comfort of Strangers, absolutely beautiful . I cannot really say wether he’s aged badly, as most of that seem to be the results of horrible plastic surgery. Personality wise i got fed up reading about him, as he always says the same things (gay parts, effects on career, bitch comment over someone to appear witty).

Personality-wise, I'd say he's aging like Morrissey.

I always thought Chad was hotter.

Chad at 67

at 67 ⬇️

He looks positively goofy.

Never heard of her! She looks tres bland. And who could fuck someone called Chad? Only Chip is more risible. The very idea is ridiculous.

White men age so badly.

A thick, neatly trimmed beard and a sober pair of spectacles would be do him nicely.

[quote]White men age so badly.

And we can't jump, either.

R128 Yeah, that George Clooney sure looks like shit these days. Not to mention Brad Pitt. And Pierce Brosnan.