Rod Stewart’s 11-year-son has a health scare but he’s fine. And am I to understand that Rod Stewart has a son who’s 11?

Nearing peak ripeness.

[quote]Rod Stewart has a son who’s 11?

In what, Blanche -- dog years?

EIGHT children (that he admits to)....Hilarious..

OP- Am I to understand that Rod Stewart fainted on stage during one of his concerts and they had to pump a lot of semen out of his stomach?

The truly amazing part is that the child was conceived from the sperm pumped from Rod’s stomach decades prior. He had the foresight to have the load cryogenically frozen in 1977.

His kids are all terrible, right?

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In 5 years Tommy will come calling. Poor kid.

Do these ancient octogenarians bang their 30 something "Participant" trophies, or is it all IVF?

Jesus.

Talk about rising from the dead.

Autism much?

My friend went to Hollywood high with an older kid of Stewarts. Once after school She was collecting donations for girl scouts out in the parking lot. Rod was asked to make a donation as he picked his kid up as he drove up in his convertible. He ripped off his shirt and threw it at he as he drove away. Rod the god.