The Anna Nicole (Smith) Show
Let's discuss this hilarious and underrated show.
I think it was the best reality TV show ever.
Anyone know why it only lasted 2 seasons? It definitely deserved to be on longer than that.
The 1st season was released on DVD which I own but the 2nd season was never released on DVD unfortunately.....Does anyone know why it was never released?
Your thoughts?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 21, 2023 10:08 PM
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It’s a tragicomedy, that’s for sure. I don’t know why it hasn’t even cult status. Bobby Trendy, Howard Stern, Anna and her outrageous personality. She was ahead of her time with the plus-sized and proud of it trend. I have always loved Bobby Trendy’s decor for her home.
Sorry. I just forgot the BEST CHARACTER on the show. Cousin Bridget when she comes to visit from wherever Anna grew up. She was awesome. she was either missing some teeth, or some of her teeth I think maybe discolored? She was actually a pretty nice person.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 9, 2022 2:11 AM
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Cousin Shelly. Also season 2 sucked because it was too scripted
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 3 | December 9, 2022 5:39 AM
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R3, how do you know season 2 was scripted?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 9, 2022 6:10 AM
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I loved her assistant, was it Kimmie? I often wonder what happened to Kimmie.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 9, 2022 6:19 AM
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R5, yes Kim seems nice. Walther is her last name
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 9, 2022 6:21 AM
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Only Faye Dunaway doing a reality show could reach the level of brilliance of the Anna Nicole Show. lol
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 9, 2022 6:22 AM
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It wasn’t that entertaining. She was a lazy bum who didn’t work or do anything so it was hard to make decent storylines out of her life.
Mad TV captured the show perfectly. And the crazy thing is, it’s a pretty accurate depiction of her.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 9 | December 9, 2022 6:42 AM
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I still have two Anna Nicole bobbleheads I won at a gay bar which showed the series during it's heyday
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 9, 2022 6:53 AM
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R10, they are gonna be worth a lot one of these days
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 9, 2022 6:58 AM
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Loved Cousin Shelley...whatever happened to her?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 9, 2022 3:24 PM
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I loved the Mad TV parody with Stephnie Weir.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | December 9, 2022 4:37 PM
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I remember the first episode where she was drugged out of her mind and bouncing up and down on a mattress, like she was testing it to see if it was good to fuck on. I’m guessing she couldn’t commit to more than two seasons because she would’ve need to have been coherent to do so.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 10, 2022 8:23 PM
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There was a scene where Cousin Shelly (no teeth) whispered into Anna's ear. The microphones did not pick up what was said. Next thing you know, Anna reached into her bag and palmed something small into Cousin Shelly's hand. Pills, I'm guessing.
Yes, the assistant did seem nice. Anna kissed her on the lips in one scene. Not a peck, not extended, though.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 10, 2022 8:27 PM
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R17, yep that's her. I sent her a friend request
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 10, 2022 9:31 PM
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I loved this show. I also loved the reality show that Paula Abdul did, lol!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 10, 2022 10:03 PM
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This show was depressing, IMO. It was a trainwreck. Anna was overweight and high all the time. Howard Stern, an attorney, was obsessed with her and had nothing better to do than follow her around all day.
There was one episode where she lost a gun in her couch cushions.
It's probably not so popular, right now, because it portended major tragedies to come: death of Anna and her son, Howard Stern criminally charged (I think he was acquitted, though), Cousin Shelly's new teeth fell out, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 10, 2022 10:09 PM
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R4, r3 knows that because r3 worked on the show and wrote the scripts. In fact here’s a photo of r3 doing so:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 22 | December 10, 2022 10:21 PM
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What was the funniest episode/moment?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 11, 2022 5:12 AM
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Is Sugar Pie still alive?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 11, 2022 5:32 PM
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Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 12, 2022 12:05 AM
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The MadTV stuff is dark. Dark. Lol.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 12, 2022 8:31 PM
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i knew a girl who looked just like Cousin Shelly, she is a bitch and lives in Arkansas
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 12, 2022 9:03 PM
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“After everything I did for Anna, it wasn’t good enough for her! I MADE HER ROOM LOOK LUXURIOUS!!!! And Howard, where does he get off!!!!?” 💅🏻
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 12, 2022 9:06 PM
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What about the little gaysian assistant she had?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 12, 2022 9:20 PM
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Cousin Shelly (Paralee Michelle Cloud) is 49 and still lives in Mexia Texas. She and Anna were first cousins; their mother's were sisters.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 15, 2022 4:29 AM
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Hold on for a while: I wanna masturbate.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 15, 2022 4:34 AM
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Anna Nicole was genuinely a lovely person, and when polished up was a stunning woman. She didn't pretend that she was anything other than a small town girl with a bewitching, charming way about her, and knew how to make the most of what she had.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 15, 2022 8:08 PM
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Anyone besides me buy The Anna Nicole Show on DVD?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 18, 2022 5:27 PM
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In hindsight it's a bit more uncomfortable to watch, because she is clearly unwell, but it was such a quirky band of characters and somehow captured the generational ennui. I wanted to be part of her little gang, riding in the limo and doing fuck all.
Reality TV was a lot more fun and colourful back then. Between Anna Nicole, The Simple Life, Flavor of Love, Girls of the Playboy Mansion, Rock of Love, ANTM, early Survivor, MADE, even Life With La Toya (sue me)... I don't know what the new ones are missing, maybe it's just the characters themselves aren't as interesting. You turn on The Bachelor these days or even most of the Kardashian/Housewives shows and nobody is delivering it like Tiffany 'New York' Pollard or Nicole Ritchie or Anna Nicole Smith.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 18, 2022 5:45 PM
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There will never be another ANS.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 18, 2022 11:21 PM
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[quote]In hindsight it's a bit more uncomfortable to watch, because she is clearly unwell, but it was such a quirky band of characters and somehow captured the generational ennui.
I actually noticed that without hindsight.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 19, 2022 1:15 AM
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Anna would have been awesome to hang out with
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 19, 2022 6:08 PM
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R40 me too. Same with Whitney and Bobby show - I watched it once because my friend said how funny it was but I was horrified. Also, don’t forget poor Amy Winehouse. Sad all around.
Kurt was prophetic when he said “here we are now, entertain us”
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 19, 2022 7:32 PM
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R41 what would be fun about hanging around a drugged-out word-slurring mess like ANS? I think it would be very depressing and irritating. It is the same as being around a bad drunk. Not fun.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 19, 2022 7:44 PM
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[quote] Kurt was prophetic when he said “here we are now, entertain us”
Cliche alert
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 19, 2022 7:45 PM
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People always imagine themselves "hanging out" with famous people. In reality, it wouldn't ever happen. But that's what these shows are about, helping non-famous people feel like they could be hanging out with famous people.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 19, 2022 7:47 PM
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Trash TV. I have never understood people who like watching loser people fucking up all the time. I always think people who watch are pretty limited themselves.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 19, 2022 7:51 PM
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That MadTV parody certainly got the lesbian assistant correct. She was obviously in love with Anna.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 19, 2022 9:10 PM
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[quote]There will never be another ANS.
That's TWANS to you, peon!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 19, 2022 9:12 PM
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Kimmie needs her own show
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 30, 2022 6:43 PM
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It was actually entertaining but also cringeworthy at the same time. Anna Nicole was taken advantage of a lot and jeez on more 💊 than Karen Walker. Her son seemed like a good kid that part is always sad.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 21, 2023 8:57 PM
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A case study of human ignorance experiencing exploitation
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 21, 2023 9:05 PM
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Anna Nicole had a daughter, Dannielynn, so there is hope for the future.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 55 | January 21, 2023 9:21 PM
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