How to elevate and upgrade your life the Non-Greg way
Learn how to make a soufflé. They're simple, versatile, impressive and (best of all) inexpensive. There's a James Beard recipe that should be kicking around the internet. Can't be arsed to type it all out.
If you have a patch of earth to call your own, a small garden plot can be a nice Zen exercise. Or not.
I've been told that being able to play a dozen or so tunes of the piano is a good skill to keep up your sleeve. The gentleman who imparted this to me was about 20 years old back in 1985. Maybe things have changed.
Assuming you care about such things, buy your holidays cards on sale...after the holiday. Then write them all out the first week of November. You can pop them in the post the first week of December. Again, that's assuming you care about such things.
Yarrow and lavender are durable and elegant flowers for graves.
If you obtain a Siamese cat you will either totally fall in love with the beast or detest it. Either way, no one you date afterward will be anywhere near as demanding. I'm not sure that's advice. But it seems good to know.
Inferior champagne is acceptable if properly chilled. If you drink. Maybe you don't.
Photographs of the dead are not to be lightly discarded, regardless of what you think of the people. Or think you think. It might change.
Realizing you're gay because the beautiful guy playing the piano at one of your mother's cocktail parties is suddenly the reason for your existence can be a wallop out of nowhere. Not sure what advice to give. If anyone has any ideas, share them in the comments.
When your Siamese cat dies you will feel terrible. Lay her to rest in the small garden plot. Light a candle. Make a soufflé and toast her with a glass of properly chilled champagne.
Or don't.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 20, 2022 12:04 PM
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Was our Greg actually the OP of that original (insufferable) thread about all-white bed linens, etc?
And here I thought codfish was his most egregious of crimes.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 9, 2022 12:16 AM
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R1, that was indeed Greg.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 9, 2022 12:17 AM
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[quote] Inferior champagne is acceptable if properly chilled.
Not burnt, though. Never burnt.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 3 | December 9, 2022 12:20 AM
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What a soulful thread, OP. Clearly you are not Greg. And I care about all the things you mentioned.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 9, 2022 1:01 AM
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Now we will have the naming of parts
In the fountain’s pink champagne
Imagine how they felt when they were invited
A pauper to a pawn on a Christmas Day
The snow falling faintly through the universe
For there can be no true beauty without some strangeness in the proportion
Emotionless and cold as ice
Butterflies may dread extinction
Red is the bloody sign of the times
The Dresden clock continued ticking on the mantlepiece
With a dead sound on the final stroke of nine
About, about, in reel and rout
I’ll do and do and do and do!
Lately they’ve been overheard in Mayfair
But shortly afterwards, the parrot died too
I thought I saw Lauren Bacall, I thought I saw Lauren Bacall
They’ve got that headlock, hip-rock, layabout group attitude
You’re all the things I’ve got to remember
Oh what I would give
To believe
In love again
I tell you now
The whole town
Is
Empty
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 9, 2022 4:39 AM
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Why don’t you… have an elk-hide trunk for the back of your car? Hermès of Paris will make this.”
“Why don’t you… rinse your blond child’s hair in dead champagne to keep it gold, as they do in France?”
“Why don’t you… put all your dogs in bright yellow collars and leads like all the dogs in Paris?”
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 9, 2022 5:05 AM
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There's a lady who thinks all that glitters is gold...
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 9, 2022 5:08 AM
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Of a beautiful winter's morning.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 8 | December 9, 2022 5:23 AM
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Resurrexit Sicut Dixit, R9!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 20, 2022 12:04 PM
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